La Pasha Girl (1:22 PM):
hi gUd afternUn. .dis is “Joan” in lapaSha. .hw aRe u?d u remembr mhe?
Me (1:23 PM):
I remembr
how r u? La Pasha Girl (1:25 PM):
im ok. .hw aBwt u?. .waT u d0ing?wat is ur nem again?. .i 4rg0t.
Me (1:26 PM):
Now i;m crying
La Pasha Girl (1:27 PM):
hehehe. .why?. .i 4rg0t ur nem. .
Me (1:28 PM):
Of course im not special 2 u
La Pasha Girl (1:30 PM):
n0. .d0nt say like dat, .of c0urSe ur sPecial w/mhe, .c0z ur my aNGEL n0w,.s0ri 4r i 4rg0t..
Me (1:31 PM):
Horny angel?
La Pasha Girl (1:32 PM):
n0. .kw tlga. .paZaway. .wer arE u n0w?
(Can anyone interpret the first part of this for me? Even now I have no idea what she was trying to say!)
Me (1:33 PM):
Eating with frends u?
La Pasha Girl (1:35 PM):
Lying On my bEd oNLy. .uR nem pls?
Me (1:35 PM):
“Carlos” what u do today?
La Pasha Girl (1:37 PM):
n0th!ng. .im jUst txting oNLY. .im so b0ard eh. .
Me (1:38 PM):
Wht u want 2 do?
La Pasha Girl (1:45 PM):
ahmp. .i d0nt kn0w. .
Me (1:48 PM):
Wnt 2 come 2 my room?
La Pasha Girl (1:48 PM):
I want 2 swimMing. .
La Pasha Girl (1:49 PM):
Wer is dat?. .
Me (1:49 PM):
Central park
La Pasha Girl (1:51 PM):
I d0nt kn0w wer is dat,.
Me (1:52 PM):
Not far frm lapaasha
La Pasha Girl (1:56 PM):
Ahh. .ok. .i knw nah dat oNe, .bUT u pay bArfine,.
Me (1:58 PM):
I no pay bf but give money 2 u then u can go 2 work l8tr
La Pasha Girl (1:59 PM):
Are u sure?
Me (1:59 PM):
Es ok 4 u?
La Pasha Girl (2:08 PM):
I dnt kn0w,wat f dEy have stafF IN LAPAsha,sEe mhe dR,.
La Pasha Girl (2:09 PM):
U KN0w aBwt dat db?,f dy cn seE mhe,i snick oUt in d bAr,
Me (2:12 PM):
Not sneak out cause u not work now
La Pasha Girl (2:15 PM):
N0..h0w mUch u paY?. .
Me (2:15 PM):
750
La Pasha Girl (2:22 PM):
u pay bArfine mhe in d bAr,.u go lapasha in u pay..
Me (2:23 PM):
Maybe I come see u 2nite
La Pasha Girl (2:27 PM):
0k. .tnx. .s0ri c0z im afraid. .
La Pasha Girl (2:28 PM):
u kn0w i hve many pRoblem db? .
Me (2:28 PM):
ok if u chnge u mind txt me
La Pasha Girl (2:30 PM):
0k. .bUt my mind dnt change. .hehehe
Me (2:30 PM):
I c hw u r
La Pasha Girl (2:32 PM):
hehehe. .u go lapasha ha. .
Me (2:33 PM):
U come 2 my room make extra money & then go 2 lapasha
La Pasha Girl (2:40 PM):
No im afraid p0h,.s0ri. .pls.pls.
Me (2:40 PM):
Ok bye
La Pasha Girl (2:42 PM):
F i change my mind,i txt u,0k. .tke cre. .bye.
For the record, I did not go back to La Pasha that night or any other.
You probably have better luck setting up dates outside the bar than I do. But then again, you're a much bigger stud than I!