Lana

After running some errands and having dinner, I called Lana:



Lana looks damn hot and her GP Guia stats are pretty impressive as well:

TD	Number	Percentage
TD Positivo	22	65%
TD Neutro	4	12%
TD Negativo	4	12%
Pisada Na Bola	4	12%

Anal	Sim	14	82%
	Não	3	18%
Oral Sem	Sim	27	96%
	Não	1	4%
Beija	Sim	27	100%
	Não	0	0%

Lana wouldn’t come to my hotel, so I had to make my way to her apartment. She lives in the upscale La Residence Paulista building in Jardim Paulista, on the corner of Alameda Jaú and Rua Lobo Haddock.

When I entered her building, the security guard asked me for ID. I explained that no tourist would be stupid enough to carry his passport around. He called Lana to see if it would be alright to let me up without ID. The answer was: “Não!”

A puta who requires her customers to show ID? How fucking ridiculous!

Luckily, both my hotel and her apartment were close to a metro station, so I only wasted my time on this stuck-up bitch.

Patrícia Kimberly

By the time I got back home, it was almost 11PM. I started calling escorts, without expecting anyone to be available at this time of night. But none other than porn star Patrícia Kimberly answered my call.

Patrícia may be the girl with the highest Internet presence in São Paulo. Even this long list is probably incomplete.

http://www.erosguide.com.br/Patricia_Kimberly/Patricia_free.htm
http://www.chantily.com.br/saopaulo/garotas/loiras/patriciakimberly.htm
http://www.contatos.com.br/nome.php?nome=patriciakimberly
http://www.malicia.com.br/free/acompanhantes/freegirls/show_girl.php?id=4941
http://www.abusa.com.br/estrela-porno-patricia-kimberly-free.htm
http://www.censurado.com.br/nome.php?nome=patriciakimberly
http://www.lesexy.com.br/acompanhantes/garotas/sao-paulo/patricia-kimberly
http://www.sensual.com.br/ssmodelo.php?id=04941



Patrícia’s stats on GP Guia are as good as it gets.

TD	Number	Percentage
TD Positivo	91	95%
TD Neutro	2	2%
TD Negativo	1	1%
Pisada Na Bola	2	2%

Anal	Sim	91	99%
	Não	1	1%
Oral Sem	Sim	93	100%
	Não	0	0%
Beija	Sim	91	99%
	Não	1	1%

Patrícia is a redhead in her older Internet pictures, but looks exactly like the dark blonde in the more recent pictures. She charges 200 BRL for 90 minutes (+ taxi for out-call). And boy oh boy, is she ever worth it!

Patrícia oozes sexuality and has an insatiable appetite for hard cocks. If she weren’t such a popular escort, she’d probably be raping guys on the street!

I remember Patrícia stripping during the photo shoot. After that, it’s all a bit of a haze. With a seldom seen passion and enthusiasm, this amazing little fucking machine relentlessly stuffed my dick in all 3 of her holes, brought me to ecstasy and left me totally drained and exhausted. At the end of the session, I felt as if I’d been hit by a bulldozer!

Photos: Patrícia Kimberly - Chantily.com.br 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47

After recuperating from the fuck-fest, we started chatting. We talked in Portuguese before, but Patrícia turned out to speak good English. Before discovering her true vocation, she used to be an English teacher.

Patrícia is one of the rising stars of the Brazilian porn industry and has already starred in movies distributed by major US labels. The fact that she speaks English will definitely help her career. I’ve collected 16 of her DVDs so far and have seen her do the weirdest shit! “Safada ão extremo”, as she’s been described. New DVDs are being released at an alarming rate, and Patrícia is sure to give me years of collecting pleasure. This porn star extraordinaire definitely gets a rating from me!



Epilogue

On my final day in São Paulo, I reached 2 of my primary objectives. After fucking a Playboy bunny and a major porn star, I fell asleep with a big grin on my face. The next day, I’d be catching a flight to Porto Alegre. But I’d be back in São Paulo at the end of my trip... for the grand finale.

Next: Loso in Porto Alegre 2007 - 01. North Pole!