Grazzi Andreotti

After striking out at La Barca on my first night in Porto Alegre, an acompanhante would have to break my duck. There are plenty of escort sites for Porto Alegre, but I surfed straight to GP Guia, looking for girls with recent positive reviews.

Most of the Porto Alegre escorts work through agencies, but the freelancers advertise on Pecatto. Grazzi only had 2 reviews at the time of my visit (both positive) and... she was a porn star!

Grazzi wanted 200 BRL for 2 hours at my apartment (taxi included). The “taxa do anal” was an extra 50 BRL. Come on down!

Her current photos depict her accurately, but she looked way better in the pictures that were up when I was in town:



These are her current stats from GP Guia:

TD	Number	Percentage
TD Positivo	6	86%
TD Neutro	1	14%
TD Negativo	0	0%
Pisada Na Bola	0	0%

Anal	Sim	6	100%
	Não	0	0%
Oral Sem	Sim	7	100%
	Não	0	0%
Beija	Sim	7	100%
	Não	0	0%

Porto Alegre reviews:

http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=56678&highlight=grazzi+andreotti

São Paulo review:

http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=55244&highlight=grazzi+andreotti

I went down to reception to wait for Grazzi and couldn’t believe my eyes when she showed up. Her old pictures must have been taken years ago, before she turned into a FWC.

A girl like Grazzi would normally turn me off, but for some reason, she made me horny as hell. Maybe I have a fetish for fat German girls. She definitely spoke the sexiest German I’ve ever heard!

Grazzi had her tongue down my throat and her hand on my zipper as soon as we entered the room. She popped my dick in her mouth before I even had a chance to shower and was licking her lips after swallowing my cum.

Having shot my first load within 15 minutes of a 2 hour session, I figured a little break was in order. But Grazzi won’t allow any breaks! As I lay down on the bed and lit up my smoke, she went straight back to sucking my dick. Even though I wasn’t attracted to her, Grazzi’s enthusiasm was catching and I wanted to ravish her. When I was good and ready, I pushed her down and simply jumped her bones. I drilled her soaking wet pussy as hard as I could and shot my 2nd load all over her body and face. Once again, Grazzi was licking her lips as she rubbed my cum all over her tits.

When we showered together, Grazzi grabbed my dick straight away, trying to get me hard again. Having a hard dick to suck & fuck seemed as essential to her as breathing. She must go through an awful lot of batteries. Anyway, my dick spent the next hour in her mouth, pussy & ass and I was totally exhausted as she swallowed yet another dose of protein shake.

Grazzi may be fat and ugly, but she is the ultimate porn star experience! If she hadn’t worn me out, I’m sure she would have stayed for another round. But as I was out for the count, she collected her presentinha and went looking for her next victim...

Photos: Grazzi Andreotti 01 02 03 04

BTW, Grazzi’s ad mentions that she’s featured in the Buttman magazine and starred in a Buttman movie entitled “5 Garotas e 1 Quase Mulher”. As I’ve been unable to find any pictures or videos, I’d appreciate more info!

Carmen’s

Copa América

In the evening, More Action and I met for dinner at the nearby Peppo Cucina. The salmon with strawberries and fettuccini was delicious!

After dinner, we caught a free ride to Carmen’s. Cars were honking and people were waving flags. Grêmio, the local football club, had won an international match in the Copa América. When we got to Carmen’s, the place was jam-packed with football supporters celebrating their club’s victory. The male/female ratio was absolutely horrible! Just what I needed!

Carmen’s is definitely not as upscale as the opulent La Barca. The quality of the garotas is a notch lower as well, but still pretty high. Of course, with so many guys around, all the hot girls were taken...

Ketlin

The undisputed star of Carmen’s was a famous model called Ketlin. Everybody seemed to know her and guys were pulling her left and right as she was making her rounds. It took a while before I got to meet her. When I was finally eye to eye with this exquisite beauty, I was in love! Ketlin was smiling and friendly, but got to the point rather quickly. 300 BRL for 1 hour in the club. 500 BRL to visit my apartment.

Since I had no interest in fucking any girl in the club (no camera), I figured I’d make Ketlin an offer later that night. But I never saw her again... until I spotted her standing by as they were hanging up huge posters of her pretty face. By that time, I’d already made a deal with another girl.



Alessandra

More Action also hooked up with a couple of girls. Patrice was cute as a button, but wouldn’t budge from her asking price of 300 BRL. Kathleen was tall & beautiful. She’s been to Europe, speaks perfect English and Spanish, and wanted 400 BRL!

When the football supporters got drunk and started leaving, some of the girls I was interested in finally became available. When I smiled at Alessandra, she headed my way immediately. Since she seemed really affectionate, I bought her a drink...

I loved the way her luscious platinum blonde hair turned curly and brown. I loved her green eyes. And she had all the right curves in all the right places. We found ourselves an isolated spot where we could negotiate a deal...

She wanted to go upstairs. I wanted her to spend the night at my apartment. She asked for 600 BRL at first, then dropped her price to 500 BRL and finally 450 BRL. She agreed to kissing... provided I brush my teeth. She agreed to BBBJ... provided I shower first. She agreed to a full night’s sleep (8 hours) and another round when we woke up, even though she’d told me she had to take her driver’s test in the morning. But after hearing my wish list, her price went back up to 500 BRL. She finally settled for 400 BRL.

Once we got to my apartment, Alessandra wanted to hit the shower straight away. Alone! When I wanted to take some pictures first, she said she’d let me take just 1 picture. When I insisted she let me take at least a few pictures, she responded by saying that it simply wasn’t worth her while for a measly 400 BRL and... walked out the door!

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Damn those ho's are tough!!!!