After pigging out at the buffet breakfast and moving to a regular room, I had some errands to run. Most ATM machines in Montevideo are inside a bank building and... closed on weekends. ABN Amro was the only exception. I tried to buy a SIM card, but the phone company offices are... closed on weekends. I tried to buy a Buquebus ticket, but the office in town was... closed.
After walking around for hours and seeing more “Closed” signs than I care to remember, I’d had enough! 
As I didn’t get enough beauty sleep the last 2 days, I tried out my new bed. I went to sleep at 3 PM, woke up at 6 PM, but promptly dozed off again. It was 9.30 PM by the time I finally got out of bed. A tad late, even for my standards.
Princess Night Club
After a quick dinner, I was ready to hunt for pussy. On my way to Baires Disco, I was handed a flyer for the Princess Night Club & decided to check it out. There were only 4 girls present and none of them were the least bit attractive. I walked straight back out.
Baires Disco
Baires Disco is a whiskeria with a circular hardwood dance floor, and a few locals were strutting their stuff. The tango is a visual delight and I enjoyed watching the dancing couples until they were rudely interrupted by... a strip show!
Baires had a decent selection, without any real beauty queens. My favorite was a cutie called Andrea. She was wonderful company in the bar, as she was showering me with sweet kisses. She needed 1500 UYU. Time was not important, but she was unable to spend the night with me. Fair enough.
Once we got to my room, the sweetie from the bar changed her colors and turned into a total ice queen. She wanted to be paid in advance, but settled for seeing the money. She’d only kiss on the lips and wouldn’t allow French kissing. She started off by giving me a BBBJ, but was quick to put a condom on with her mouth. Totally mechanical service!
Photos: Andrea - Baires Disco 10 11 12
Lido Balnearia
After the disappointing ST with Andrea, I checked out Lido Balnearia, a regular disco. The 90 UYU entrance fee bought me a whole liter of beer. The dance floor was packed at 4 AM on a Saturday night, but there didn’t seem to be any unattached females. I didn’t notice any obvious age disparity between the couples – the hallmark of P4P. It may be a pick-up spot for locals, but a foreigner who doesn’t know the steps will most likely be a spectator.
I did venture onto the dance floor, but never connected with anyone...
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