Timing

I was in Montevideo:

From	To	Number of Nights
May 25	May 27	3

Statistics

During my 3-day stay in Montevideo, I had:

ST	2
LT	1
Girls	3

Whiskerias

General

Whiskerias are bars/clubs with hostesses. The overall quality isn’t very high, but the more upscale places do have some decent-looking girls.

The girls earn commission on expensive ladies drinks. You need to buy the girl 1-2 drinks before you can take her home. Most whiskerias don’t have on-site rooms. Baires Disco is the exception.

Whiskerias generally have strip shows, which are pretty entertaining in the upscale places.

Officially, you’re not supposed to smoke. There are no-smoking signs everywhere. Nobody cares! They don’t have ashtrays, though. They give you an empty can to use as an ashtray.

Baires Disco

Information

* Address
- Calle San Jose 872

* Beers
- 100 UYU
- Choice of brands.

* Ladies Drinks
- 200 UYU
- 1 drink is required to take a chica to the on-site ST rooms.
- 2 drinks are required to take a chica out.

* Open on Sundays.

Observations

On Saturday night, there was a decent selection, without any real beauties. I picked the wrong girl! They’re open on Sundays, but few girls show up for work. Fernanda was no beauty queen, but the kind of girl who’ll satisfy all your perversions.

Unlike any of the other whiskerias I visited, Baires has on-site rooms.

Bicos

Information

* Location
- San Jose and Convencion

* Beers
- 150 UYU
- The only brand available was Heineken.
- When I refused to drink that cat piss, they went out and got me a local brand.

* Ladies Drinks
- 200 UYU

Observations

The handful of chicas seemed perfectly in tune with the bar’s ambience - old, fat & ugly. Sharon’s pretty young face looked strangely out of place - if only she weren’t so fat.

This low class whiskeria sells the most expensive beers in town and the owner’s an annoying drunk. Stay away!

Hot Nights

Information

* Address
- Florida 1276

Observations

Walked to the above address on a Sunday night. Didn’t detect any sign of life.

Princess Night Club

Information

* Address
- Andes 1313

* Open on Sundays.

Observations

Had a peek inside after being handed a flyer on 18 de Julio. Only 4 girls – all dragons! Didn’t stay to have a drink.

Pikaros

Information

* Address
- Convencion 1260

* Beers
- 120 UYU
- Choice of brands.

* Ladies Drinks
- 200 UYU
- You need to buy one drink to take a chica home.

* Closed on Sundays.

Observations

The upscale Pikaros has the largest and best selection in town. Alas, the blondie sitting on my lap was too greedy & didn’t give me the right vibe. Her replacement couldn’t match her beauty, but her inspired performance made my one night in the Presidential suite a memorable one.

Apart from the local girls, Pikaros had a number of black Brasileiras on offer. When I enquired why a Brasileira should choose to work in Montevideo, they replied: “Too much competition in Brazil!”

Escorts

Escorts Sites

The main escort sites for Montevideo are UruSexy & UruRelax. Both sites feature ads for independent escorts.

http://www.escort.urusexy.net

http://www.ururelax.com/chicas.htm

I tried to get in touch with a number of escorts over the weekend. Nobody picked up the phone!

Escorts Reviews

ForoRelax is a local forum with escort reviews. Spanish only.

http://www.fororelax.com

Casas de Masajes

Montevideo is littered with massage parlors / brothels. The basic service is cheap, but there are many extras! An overview, complete with addresses, phone numbers, prices and reviews, can be found on ForoRelax.

Final Words

Montevideo isn’t particularly cheap. The girls aren’t particularly beautiful. The P4P scene caters mainly to locals & sailors – Montevideo is an important port!

Unless you’re a country collector, Montevideo isn’t really worth visiting. Nevertheless, my night at the Presidential Suite with Paula was one of the highlights of this trip.

Photo: Paula - Pikaros 23

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Thanks.

I went to Montevideo in 2005 just for a day trip from BA.

It is very European, and sort of a small BA. Certainly, it does not have all of the places to see like BA, but it was very clean, seemed safe to walk around, and if you wanted a relaxed place to stay for a few days, it is certainly worth consideration.

MM

Thanks for reporting. I am in Montevideo now. (April 23, 2011).

I landed today - without any pre-arranged hotel. I came here mainly to check out the country for retirement. I'd already read about the p2p scene here so I don't expect anything to compare with BA or, especially, the termas of Rio. If I get a little decent action here, so much the better.

My first impressions of the capital aren't great. Mind you, I've arrived on a holiday weekend. (Easter). The streets are nearly empty of traffic - both foot and wheeled. I'm told it'll get back to normal on Monday.

If anyone happens to be here now PM me. I'll check for messages every half day or so. I don't have a cell so leave me your number.

For tonight only I am staying in the not recommended Hotel Aramaya. Room 110 I think. I know I should _know_ my room number but I am travel lagged - and writing this in a McDonalds. Anyway I'm el hombre Canadiense.

Call 902 10 58 and leave a message if I'm out.

It's very basic accommodation; just a place to sleep and shower. I'll likely move to a Hospedaje I found while wandering around. It's U$S 25 vs the $35 I'm paying at Aramaya.

Wherever I move to I'll update the contact info first chance I get.

Ok I am now at Hotel Balfer Room 203. It's not luxury but it's clean with a decent sized shower - and minibar.

Reception is 2 902 01 35.

Actually I think it best I don't update this thread anymore - so as not to hijack it more than I already have.

If you care to try to hook up with me PM me. I'll check CH at least once a day until I leave, out of Rio, later in the month.

CC