2003/01 Hhomeboy - Home Area Stomping Grounds; Southern Quebec

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By Hhomeboy on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 09:53 am:  Edit

Everyone has heard about Montreal and its storied past as an 'Open City' but that is no longer true. The only thing that distinguishes escort services in Montreal from those in the states is the affordability due to the low Canadian dollar.

Montreal is an island much like New York. Mongers seeking adventure need to get off-island and go to the small towns that have 'dix et plus' strip bars with private booths.

Some of these are featured at Canbest.com's strip club forum but most are local or regional secrets.

There are literally dozens of these spread throughout Quebec; many are located on the south shore of the St. Lawrence river in small towns or even hamlets adjacent to or within one hour of the New York State and/or Vermont/Maine borders.

One I shall mention now is located on Route 202 ten minutes drive east from the busy international border crossing at Lacolle Quebec and Champlain New York.

It's in the Hamlet of Clarenceville which is right next to Lake Champlain and the US border. The bar is called "Chez Diane"--Diane's place.

There's a $2 Can. cover charge and drinks are $4-$8 Can.

Depending on which night you visit, and it varies depending on the season or week, you will find anywhere from 12-30 women working after 8pm (There's a day shift but these girls are generally older and not usually hotties).

On some nights, you can find 10-15 absolute hotties of all types and sizes, inclusing several stunning mulatas who will be English/French/Spanish speaking.

You sit at a table or at the bar and these girls parade/wander around trying to lure customers into the dozen or so locked booths which are arranged along the outer wall at the far side of the room. All of the girls do stage/strip shows, which on busy nights are continuous.

It is always wise to negotiate what you want--services and price--before going to the booth.

Once inside, they will lapdance dance topless for $10 per dance and totally nude for $20 per dance.

My usual MO is to buy a drink for a dancer and chat first to try and gauge how hot she will be once she has persuaded me to try the nasty.

Since I generally have agreed to certain stuff before we go for the in-booth experience, I then tell the girl I have chosen once I have settled into my chair in the booth that I want a couple of preliminary dances first. If she's a genuine hottie, she will then climb all over me and unzip me while offering me the opportunity to get her wet and shoving her nipples into my mouth and her tongue in my ear.

By the second song, I start to tell her in more detail what I'm up for and what I expect--eg. ball sucking, BBJ, CBJ, FS, etc.

The $40 Can. warmup dances also allow me to check up on her features, hygiene, enthusiasm, etc. and also to gauge whether she might be a candidate for takeout.

Some of the women here are very high on blow; others are drug free but drink a fair bit. The two-dance groping or warmup lets me separate the cold fish/sex AuToMatons from the true sex enthusiasts/GFE nymphos.

On some nights, there are many more girls than customers, which is an excellent opportunity to suggest takeout for an all-night experience or a two-hour session at a local no-tell motel.

Generally speaking all-nighters are going to run you a minimum of $250-$300 Can. Now this may seem expensive in comparison to Brazil or Argentina but I have had some awesome takeout experiences with young, fabulous-figured, GFE sex nymphos from this place.

Usually, they wwill not be allowed to leave the bar until 1-2pm; if you want to leave earlier, the dancer will ask for a lot and you may have to pay a bribe ($50) to the bar to let her go.

As for in-the-booth sex, the prices generally run $60-$80 for CBJ and $120 Can for half-and-half.

I'm not wild about screwing someone who hasn't showered first and whom I don't know while sitting in a bar chair in a plywood booth in a noisy bar, nor I am I enthusiastic about kissing or being blown by someone who has had a busy evening and has a pronounced case of latex breath....but on some nights if it's real hottie with an awesome body and can't be persuaded to leave with someone she doesn't know and go who-knows-where, I have succumbed.

The in-bar/booth experience is definitely similar to the BKK blowjob bars or boliches in BA--minus the upstairs rooms.

One night, I succumbed to the charms of two fabulous, light-skinned Eritrean sisters who for a total of $250 Can. for the pair, stripped me, climbed all over me buck naked, stroked, ball licked and BBJ and CIM'ed me together with a little alternating covered penetration action while the other sister licked my balls from behind!

This place, like the approx.10-12 other sex bars in the surrounding areas south of Montreal, can be very hit or miss--for every great night, there will be 2 not-so-great ones. I always telephone ahead to the bars after 8pm to find out how many dancers are there that evening--generally, you will have to speak enough French to ask "Combien de danseuses vous avez la deja ce soir".

On some nights, Chez Diane is crawling with boisterous local Americans who can't get any action on their side of the border and think a $40-$80 USD drunken quickie sexcapade with their buddies doing the same is just about as good as it gets.

This bar is fairly well-known but there are some others within 15-40 miles which are known only to locals, including 2 which have rooms available for one-hour sessions.

Chez Diane (and a few others nearby such as Le Gentleman) is approx. a 40 min. drive over the Champlain bridge from Montreal.

Most of these these bars have ATM machines.

In Canada, the political cliche is that Quebec is a "distinct society"; similarly, Quebec's dix-et-plus (ten and up) bars are a distinctly Quebec sex experience--not to everyone's tastes but a sort of downmarket, good raucous fun, junk sex junket and worth trying at least once or twice.

And, if all you really want is lots of VIP-room no-holds-barred lap dancing with plenty of full-contact stroking plus "extras", then these places are better than most of their counterparts in Mexico.

N.B. some knowledge of French will enhance your ability to negotiate and communicate on a more personal basis.

Other Quebec 'dix et plus' bar reports will follow if there is sufficient interest/demand.

By Superfly002 on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 12:40 pm:  Edit

just casting my vote for interest/demand.
good report, with info i'd certainly use in the (unlikely) event i find myself in that part of the world.

By Billfromreading on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 02:18 pm:  Edit

Hb,

Add my vote also. As an eastcoaster a trip to Montreal intriguing, and is something I'd like to hear more about.

By Gooch, RTGooch on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 05:55 pm:  Edit

Count me as a yes as well.

I could probably do a Canada trip without raising all the eyebrows that my trips South cause. Knowledge is power!

RT

By Dongringo on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 06:39 pm:  Edit

Don't they use that funny money up there?

10

By Farsider on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:55 am:  Edit

YES! More info would be great. I spent a night in Montreal lately, and Chez Diane was on my list of places to visit. Unfortunately, the weather didn't cooperate.

You provided more info on that place than I've seen anywhere!


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