Introduction
Well, one of my closest friends finally graduated college at age 30, so I decided to help finance his very first sex vacation, with me as his tour guide. We started off a little touristy, and headed to Cusco for a few days to see Machu Picchu and the other sites. After that we came to Lima for a few days to monger. Before my trip I spent a lot of time reading RTGooch's excellent reports on Lima, and Gooch helped me a bit privately with structuring my itinerary. Additionally, I used the "services" of David_33 from ISG to meet up with his "friends," all of whom were quite lovely. I rented my apartment from Apartment Club Peru and it was an awesome apartment, I was very happy with it.

Day 1
Our plane was on time and we got to Lima a little after 9am. We took a cab and arrived at our apartment at around 10:15. The apartment was very nice, we unpacked then headed out to get some groceries. Awhile later we ate a pretty terrible meal, and I gave David_33 a call to see whats what. David is a pretty cool guy and was happy to hook me up with two girls for the evening. The girls showed up at around 7 and were both cute. One was friendly and outgoing, and one seemed a little more reserved. My friend hooked up with the outgoing one, A, and I hooked up with the more serious looking one, F. These girls turned out to be the exact opposite in bed.

As soon as I got F to the bedroom and started making out with her she kind of warmed up. F and I LFKed for a bit which turned to DFK as she began to undress. We headed to the bed and I fingered her a little while we DFKed, then I pulled out my vibrator and went to work on her. F must have orgasmed at least twice, she was really enjoying the vibrator, and then she blew me a little and licked my balls for a bit. I called her back over to my face and we made out with her on top, and boy was she going to town with the DFK, she turned from an average kisser to a pro. After a few minutes of passionate DFK she started positioning her body to mount me, and then stuck my dick inside of her bareback, all while DFKing me and moaning. I'm not really into barebacking but I'm also not really into fucking up the flow of a great session, so I just let it happen for awhile, and after about 5 minutes of BB sex, I saw an opportunity to grab a condom and I did. F looked disappointed that I was wrapping up but she quickly got over it and started riding me hard and heavy in cowgirl. We fucked for probably 20 minutes and F seemed surprised that I lasted as long as I did. When I finished we headed to the bathroom and showered together. F was looking for a round 2 but I was simply exhausted. She left shortly after.

Photos: AF 01 02

Later that night my friend and I got dressed and walked over to Tequila Rock at around 11:30pm. We got in and were greeted by a dance floor with absolutely no one dancing, and a good sized bar/disco that only had patrons on the left side for the most part. The right side of the place was kind of a ghost town, not nearly as crowded as the left side. We drank and enjoyed the eye candy for awhile at which point I was just too tired to function, so at around 1:30 we headed home, with a pit stop for churros on the way. I crashed at around 2am.

Day 2
I woke up today feeling like shit, with a fever and violent diarrhea. I slept until 3pm then went to KFC. After eating I bought some Aspirin and Pepto Bismal and headed back to the apartment to recover. I called David_33 to tell him not to send any girls today and to arrange for some girls tomorrow and the next day. At around 11pm we headed to Club Scarlets, a strip club on the other side of town. We were probably the only gringos there. It was an interesting place, with tons of a girls and a comedy show mixed in on stage. The girls ranged in quality from 6's to 9's... Mostly on the lower end of that scale. My two friends got girls and I didn't, mostly because I still wasn't feeling great. We got home at around 3am and I hit the sack.

Day 3
Woke up today feeling like a million bucks, hung around the apartment a little doing some laundry, then my friend and I headed off to Las Cucardas, one of the lower end local type sex establishments. Some taxi driver scammed us into taking him for 70 soles round trip even though I knew it shouldnt be more than 20 each way and that we could get a cab home there no problem. My friend was worried so he insisted on the round trip. He'd regret it later. We got to Las Cucardas and paid the 23 sole entrance which got us a yellow ticket, a receipt, a drink ticket, and a condom. We checked our cell phones and got frisked and then we were walking down a hallway full of half naked chicks standing in front of open doorways inviting us to join them for some action. We got to the bar and traded in our drink tickets, and then we walked the entire place and each chose a chica. The girl I chose was very native american looking, with a large natural chest and a large ass. We walked into her room and I handed her 40 soles (the price before 6pm, after 6pm its 50 soles) and my yellow ticket. We both disrobed and she started making out with me, light kissing only, and then she started kissing my neck and my chest. She motioned for me to get on the bed and she started with the body kissing again, when she reached my cock she put a condom on it and started blowing me while I fingered her. This went on for a few minutes and then she mounted me cowgirl and started bouncing. I grabbed her large natural breasts while she was bouncing on me and after a few minutes I filled up the condom. While I was pulling the condom off I spilled a ton of my jizz on the sheet and she did not seem happy about that, I guess they don't get a change of sheets at this place... For the cleanup, she brought a large plastic bowl and put it under my ballsack, then grabbed some sort of shower handle thing and sprayed my cock and balls clean, then wiped them with a paper towel. After this, she mopped the floor. I was amused by the routine, to say the least.

We got back to Miraflores and ate at KFC, then stopped by Vivandas on the way home to get some groceries. Back at the apartment we relaxed and waited for our 7pm appointment to show. At right around 7, S and M showed up, two very cute college girls. M spoke some English so I was immediately repulsed by her, and gravitated towards S. After a short conversation it became apparent that my friend was interested in S, so I let him get his pick and I ended up with M. M and I headed up to my room and started making out on my couch. M was a great kisser and she remarked that I was a great kisser as well (I know that though). After a lot of kissing and mutual groping, M started towards the bed and invited me to join her. We both disrobed and continued making out. After awhile I grabbed my vibrator and started on M with it. She kept saying "so good," apparently one of her favorite English catch phrases. After she orgasmed a few times we went back to making out and I asked her to blow me. She smiled and went right for it. At first, I was pretty sure I was getting the worst blowjob of my life, because she had my shaft in her hand motionless and was only licking the head of my penis, but apparently this was her foreplay for what was actually a very good and very rowdy sloppy wet blowjob including sloppy wet ball licking! She was going crazy, bobbing her head, slithering her body, spitting all over then licking it back up. I could have popped right there but I wanted to fuck her. I called her back to me to make out some more, and then she got on top and grabbed a condom. She asked me if we needed one and I told her its up to you, so she tossed it to the side and mounted me bareback. Now, this would be my second nut in only a few hours because I was at Las Cucardas today, but for some reason within two minutes of her mounting me, I shot my load inside of her... by accident. Fuck. She asked me something in Spanish which I didn't understand, but she didn't seem too freaked out... We showered and got dressed and awhile later she left.

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Day 4
I woke up late today and decided to finally hit up Relax y Vida, a perutops staple and a place that RT Gooch has recommended in several of his reports. In Lima you apparently don't need a TLC license to become a cab driver, you don't even need a special car, just a piece of plastic on your roof that says taxi. Suffice to say no cabs have meters so negotiation is always necessary. The problem is these cabbies don't really know where they're going most of the time... I stopped one cab and showed him the address of R y V and he said he didn't know it and drove off. The 2nd cab I stopped claimed he knew it, then proceeded to take me on a one hour ride around Lima not finding R y V but finding 3 other Villareal streets. I finally just told him to drop me at Jockey Plaza Mall and he was upset when I only gave him the initial agreed upon 10 soles. After a brief visit at the mall I found a taxista who knew where R y V was for real, and he took me there for 12 soles.

I arrived at Relax y Vida and was greeted by the mamasan who asked if I'd been there before. I told her I'd been to R y V 2 several times, hoping it would increase my mileage or whatever, and she smiled and took down my name. I was escorted to the waiting room where 3 cute girls introduced themselves to me. I chose a tall dark chick named Sandra and she went to get the room ready. A few minutes later she escorted me in and helped me take my clothes off. She remained in a bra and panties. I kind of newbied out and checked my camera up front, I easily could have gotten some good pictures of her once in the room. Boo. She put a sheet on the very nice wide massage table (not one of those high cheap ones that feel like they're gonna break when you hop on them) and told me to get on. I got on face down and she started giving me a very sensual massage with lots of rubbing and kissing. After maybe 15 minutes of this she flipped me over and started DFKing me while caressing my chest. She turned towards my cock and started giving me a handjob while I fingered her pussy and her ass. I probably should have asked for a bj, but knowing that the best I could get was a CBJ at this place, I kind of just didn't want to waste the time it'd take me to nut from what would probably be a shitty CBJ. After I finished she kept slamming her body into my penetrating fingers for another 5 minutes at which point she gasped and asked if I was ready for a sauna.

I followed her into the sauna and once I sat down she left to get me a glass of water. Sandra returned with the glass of water and some exfoliating cream and started spreading it all over my face and body, then did the same to herself. After a few minutes in the sauna we exited to shower the cream off, and then hopped in the jacuzzi. We spooned in the jacuzzi and DFKed a bit until the knock on the door came, even without FS it was a very fun and relaxing experience. A total of 90 minutes in the room for 90 soles plus tip. I'm not sure what the minimum tip was/is, but I tipped 50 which still put the total price at less than 50 US dollars.

I headed back to Miraflores (6 soles and the cab drivers always know Calle de Pizza) and had some lunch, then headed back to the apartment to unwind before my night appointment would show. David 33 sent over two girls for me and my friend, an Amazonian Native Indian girl, and one that he described as "the best body ever." My friend and I agreed that I would take whoever showed up first, and I ended up with the Amazonian girl, a very cute little spinner who I'll call A. A was very shy at first, and seemed very inexperienced. The thing about David 33's friends is that they aren't really working girls, and with A, you could really tell. We made out for a bit on the couch while making small talk and after a bit A asked to move to the bed. We got to the bed and she insisted on undressing under the covers. After disrobing she invited me to join her under the covers and take my clothes off as well. I joined her and we made out some more and she tried to mount me. I told her that I wanted to have some fun with her before we had sex and I pulled out the vibrator and asked her if she knew what it was. She shook her head no and I went to town on her with it. A seemed to enjoy herself and got very wet very fast. We made out some more and now she was insistent on mounting me. I let her get on top and we fucked bareback for a bit. Not wanting a repeat of yesterday's events, I stopped her and grabbed a condom to put on as she looked at me kind of shocked and said "porque necesita un condon?" I almost felt bad. We fucked for awhile until I came and then we just laid there for a bit. After a few minutes she asked me if she could shower and I said that first I wanted to take a picture of her. All of a sudden her face lit up and she started posing for me all over the room. The girl that insisted on taking her clothes off under the covers was fascinated by being photographed naked. She kept making me take more and more pictures! She finally got in the shower and asked me to take pictures of her showering, so I took a video of it... Good times.

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Day 5
On my last day in Lima, I must say that I got real lazy. I didn't have anything left on my must do list, and David 33 was out of town and hadn't set anything up for me. I decided to repeat with M after taking it easy and packing most of the day. I called M and she happily agreed to stop by at around 6pm. M actually showed up a few minutes early wearing her school uniform, which looked a lot like hospital scrubs. I offered my shower to her and she accepted happily. We talked a little and quickly got to the DFKing, which she is excellent at. Once again she complimented me on my kissing and thanks, I know I rule. We made out on the bed for awhile and then I used my vibrator on her clit while fingering her at varying speeds. After she came several times I went back to making out with her and she prepared to mount me. She grabbed a condom and said "por favorrrrr." I told her to blow me first and she gave me a huge smile and went to work on an excellent blowjob with ball licking... She knew exactly what I liked and kept giving it to me. I made a short video of her blowing me and she didn't mind. After the prolonged blowjob we made out for a few more minutes and I put the condom on and she mounted me. M rode me hard for around 5 minutes until I nutted. I washed my cock off and we laid together in the bed for a bit talking. She was talking shit about my friend, probably because he hadn't taken her friend this evening and was with another girl. I always enjoy some good trash talk, and laughed it all up. M gave me her e-mail address and told me to add her on Facebook. Veremos. Shortly after, she left.

Photo: DM 16

My friend and I headed to Tequila Rock at around midnight, and it was DEAD. There were maybe 30 patrons total. Two girls made a beeline to me and my friend, neither was anything special. The one that came to me was named Bridget and she made an effort to speak only English to me. Not wanting to one up her, I too spoke only English to her. After about 10 minutes of this my friend asked me to say something to his girl in Spanish, and once I did Bridget turned to Spanish only mode, seemingly upset that I was fucking with her for this long. She finally made her pitch to me and I asked how much. She said $100. I said no too much. She said okay, $80. I said no too much. She said for you, $70. I said no too much. She said okay, make an offer. I said look, I don't negotiate in dollars, talk to me in soles. She said okay, 250 soles. I said wait a minute, 250 soles is more than 70 dollars, 70 dollars is like 200 soles. She said okay, 200 soles then. I said how about 100 soles. She said 100 soles won't even pay to do my hair! I said it won't pay to do my hair either honey. She countered with 130 soles, 100 plus 20 for her cover and 10 for her cab. I told her I would only do 100. She told me that this is her job and that she needs to work. I told her that I work too and that all I'd go is 100. She argued a bit and I said no thanks and turned away. She bolted off furiously. Oh well, just another day in the life.

Conclusion
I liked Lima a lot. The city itself is kind of dumpy, and the shore reminds me a lot of the scenery from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, but the people are really friendly and I'm pretty sure what made the trip a memorable one for me anyway was getting connected with David_33's friends. I highly recommend his friends to all of my fellow mongers. I'll definitely be returning to Lima. The last leg of my trip took me to Medellin, which I'll report on next.

KFC seemed like the highlight of your trip.. lol

Peruvian food is soooo good, why? why? im saying to myself.. hahahaha

Man, the one time I ate at a Peruvian restaurant (in Lima), I got violent food poisoning. After that I stuck to keeping it simple. I ate a lot of local food in Cusco (Alpaca Steaks, etc) and it was great. Just had bad luck in a Lima restaurant and didn't want to repeat it.

Infanticide, you did well

I've made the round's with R/T too, but your David_33 contact hooked you up big time!

I bet you can't wait to cum back, me too sf4dfish

nice report

Some comments...
more can be had at r n v. It's all about negotiations.

Also, from my experience most Peruvian girls don't seem to use birth control and when they do bb, they seem to expect you to pull out without actually saying anything.

the food there is amazing. You should have given it another try.

outstanding report reading it made my dat

how to contact David33

He's on ISG - and they need $20.00 for membership now. Oh, more bad news.... David33 has posted that his pictures got him in trouble so he might not want to assist others...