Boys Town Report 01/10/03 and 01/11/03

I departed for the famous adult Disneyland at 2:00 PM on Friday afternoon. After a few stops I arrived at the bridge in Laredo around 6:00 PM. Crossed over and stopped at the Hotel Reforma to visit with fellow monger “Chief” for a few minutes. After this stopped at Farmacia Calderon and purchased 2 - 100 mg Vitamin V for the next 2 days activities.

I arrived at the compound around 6:45 and made the obligatory couple of passes to check out the room girls. As usual saw plenty of pretty ladies waiting for action so I went to the Hollywood Night to get a room. The HN is a bar/hotel located in Boys Town. They have clean rooms with comfortable beds and plenty of hot water for 20 dollars a night. We have been waiting for this for a long time. You go there, park, check in your room and you are set. I checked into the room and left to go walking around for a few minutes. The rest of the crew were scheduled to arrive around 9:00 PM so I just did the regular tour to say hello to the normal faces and check for new ones. After about 3 passes I saw that my favorite club, Pimp Daddy’s had reopened after the owner had taken a 3 week break for the holidays.

I talked with Lupe the owner who also happens to be a good friend. Lupe is a dual citizen as he was born in Mexico and grew up in the US. This is how he is able to own a bar in Mexico. He speaks perfect English and Spanish. We talked for a while as he told me he had only been opened for 2 days since his break. The Vitamin V that I had taken earlier was starting to take effect so I asked if any of the girls were there yet. Lupe told me he had two and he would see if they were ready to come out. 2 girls came out and I chose JANET, a 21 year old from Monterrey. A very sweet girl and quite a GFE. All of the girls here will give somewhat of a GFE. If they don’t perform well he dismisses them. Or whatever the proper terminology is for getting rid of a working girl because of attitude, Ect.

Janet performed well and treated me very good. She is always happy and fun to be around. We had agreed on $40, which I paid her and gave her a $10 tip. One great thing about this place other than the great performance of his girls is you will never get a knock on the door. If it takes you an hour to get a nut you will be undisturbed for an hour. This will be the base of the Beavis Boys Town Army when not sleeping or patrolling for other 2 legged dear.

After a fun warm up with Janet I spent a little more time and then returned to my room at the Hollywood Knight for a shower. I showered and went down to find the bar in action with some nice young girls. The other soldiers from the Army had not showed up yet so I went to call them and see where they were. They reported an ETA of about an hour. I spent some time talking with Luis and Carlo the two brothers who own the bar and finally decided that the blue vitamin had brought me back to life. Luis and Carlo also both speak perfect English and Spanish. I looked around and finally saw an 18 year old girl named ROXANA that looked like fun. She came over and we talked a little. Since I came to BT for one reason (not talking) we shortly afterwards went upstairs.

One great thing about staying at the Hollywood Night is this. Like all bars in Boys Town with the exception of a couple you get 30 minutes. In most the knock on the door will come in 25. If you have a room at the HN you will not get a knock at all. You still are charged 10 dollars to take a girl from their club to your room but however long you are there is between you and her. If she doesn’t come back out at all that night it is fine. She will only have to tell the bar. If her dance comes up and she is with you they will proceed to the next dancer. If you bring girls from another bar or the street to your room there is no charge. They only charge you if you take one of theirs. I had my computer, digital camera, ect. and felt safe with everything there. The ROOMS are fine. They are not the Hilton but the Hilton does not have pretty young girls that will bang you for a nominal fee.

Roxana was great. I had a small dildo I had brought along with a new bottle of Astroglide. With the two of these and the fact that I had already been a little earlier I kept her for close to an hour and had a blast. The worst thing about Boys Town in all of these years, has been not having a room there. Well that deficiency has been corrected.

After Roxana I went back downstairs and watched the dancers on stage. They have done a nice job with the remodeling of this place. I think this is going to be the future of Boys Town. Now that a bar with a hotel has opened a hotel hopefully the rest will follow suit. The rest of the Army (Borderbanger, KosherCowboy, and Chief) still were MIA so I called again. They reported an ETA of about 15 minutes. Finally around 10:30 they arrived. After checking in we began the exploration. KosherCowboy quickly departed to go see his favorite girl at Pappagayos. Borderbanger and I did the tour and went to Pimp Daddy’s. I introduced him to Lupe and while we were there Chief shows up. Since Beavis had already been twice he was in charge up mode. I talked Borderbanger into a session with Brenda at Pimp Daddy’s. I have done her before and give her an A.

Lupe has some great shows that happen at his club such as.
1) A pussy eating contest. Whoever gets the girl to come first wins. Prizes vary depending on the crowd but it is something in the way of some type of free service with the girl of your choice.

2) The Monkey Show. With this one of the dancers has simulated sex onstage with a man in a planet of the apes costume. This is usually short and then the dancer will ask for a volunteer from the audience. When she finally gets a volunteer 2 of the waiters will place a comforter on the dance floor and she will undo the mans pants and proceed to give him a covered blowjob until he is at attention. When the volunteer is ready for action the girl will actually have sex with the man onstage. This sounds unreal but we saw it Friday night. If any of you are brave eat a viagra and come on down.

3) The Blowjob Contest. When the place gets full Lupe will throw several rubbers out into the crowd. When all of the rubbers have been claimed all of the girls will begin to give the recipients of the rubbers a covered blowjob. No payment of any type is required for this but tipping the girls is appreciated. There is no actual prize for this other than the guys who claim the rubbers. If you are here be sure and stay alert.


While BB was banging Brenda, Chief and I went for a walk as I wanted to introduce him to Adriana. We went to her room but the door was closed. She stays busy as she is one of the most popular room girls there. We walked around and checked out the room girls and saw some lookers. After waiting a few minutes we returned to Pimp Daddy’s to see that Borderbanger had finished with the lovely Brenda. We all hung around here for a little while then went to go explore in other clubs. We went into El Centro to find only a couple of girls, Bar Brisas the same then into the 8 Ball. The 8 Ball has been remodeled, it had a live band and several girls. We did not stay because one thing the Mexicans like is their music and they like it LOUD. After making the rounds we went into Tamykos. There were some girls here and some lookers but it was very crowded so we departed again to explore. Upon leaving here I saw a girl I have been with on a couple of other occasions named ISSELA . She works in the Shamrock bar but was out making a phone call. I have always enjoyed her for 40 dollars plus 10 for the room so we talked a little as the army moved into the Shamrock.

The rest of the crew hung out in the bar while I did my business with Issela. I had not brought a lot of money so after I left Borderbanger and I walked to the ATM on the corner by the Pemex station. We both heard the sweet music of the fresh Pesos being dispensed from this wonderful example of technology. After our wallets were padded to the point were we both felt we were sufficient for the night we returned to the compound. Upon entering we found that Kosher Cowboy had made his deposits into his favorite chica while BB and I were making our ATM withdrawals. We now had all four of the Army members on location in formation. We proceeded to take the tour again. This time my favorite room girl “Adriana” was out. The army passed by and I spoke with her. She looked fine as ever. I got a great pic of her but she made me promise that I would not put it on the internet so I must keep my word on this. After a few passes we return to Pimp Daddy’s just in time for the monkey show.

The dancer is onstage dancing and the large man dressed as an ape proceeds to her. They have some simulated sex onstage until the girl is loosened up a little then it is volunteer time. Finally a drunk Mexican is on stage and this girl attacks him. They actually have sex onstage in front of the crowd. After the monkey show we all head in different directions. By now I figure I can go one more time before calling it a night so I make a pass looking for a candidate. I return to the Hollywood night to see if there are any girls left there but it is 2:30 AM and it is winding down for the evening. I return to Adriana’s room but she is busy. I had remembered another room girl on the next street over that had received a good grade from fellow soldier KosherCowboy. I was going to look for her when a pretty young girl stepped out from the corner of one of the small bars. I stopped and talked to her and she told me 25 dollars for an hour. It is 3:00 AM and I guess she just wants to wrap up the evening.

Her name is Sandra. I didn’t get any pictures of her but she was a pretty 20 YO girl from Monclova. She said she would spend the night with me for 100 dollars but this being # 4 of the evening and it being 3:00 AM I decided to just take the hour. She was a lot of fun. After finishing with Sandra I return to the Hollywood night for some much needed rest. I go to sleep and rest well. Around 10:30 AM Borderbanger is knocking on the door. He says lets go get breakfast so after a shower we all load into the Borderbanger tank and head to El Centro. We had planned to stop by the Reforma and look for Chief then proceed to the Tipico Mexican restaurant. As we were nearing the Reforma Chief is walking out the door so we all go to the restaurant and eat.

After a good inexpensive meal we leave and go to the Herradura to see what is available there. Not too much as it is cold and rainy. About 45 – 50 degrees which is very cold for Northern Mexico. The girls don’t like the cold weather so it hurts the downtown action. We check into El Rey also and again it is slow so the troops all return to Boys Town. We cruise around and see several fine looking girls. KosherCowboy has to go see his regular girl at Papagayos again so Borderbanger and I do the tour. I had taken my other vitamin V about an hour earlier so I needed to find some place to make a deposit. I walked by and Adriana was standing in front of her room. I told BB I will see you in a little while and went with my favorite BT girl. This was the 5th time I had been since arriving about 20 hours earlier so this lasted a while. Adriana is my friend also and she always treats me fine. I finally was able to finish and when I came out the rest of the troops were MIA. I went back to the Hollywood Night and saw they were just getting in the truck. The troops said they were cold and wanted to ride in the truck with the heater as opposed to walking around in the cold rain. This was a good idea so we all loaded into the tank and began touring the inside of the compound. We compared notes on the activities we had been involved in and spoke of how we were all running low on stamina. With this we made the decision to return to the casas and rest up so we would be ready for battle again on the following weekend.

We returned to the Hollywood Night to check out and get our things, From here we all went to Pimp Daddy’s to tell Lupe that we were going to call it a trip and would return the next weekend. We stood here for a little while and I was starting to feel the V kicking in again. I asked Lupe who was there and he told me Janet and 2 other girls. At this point it is not time to look for new talent and I know Janet can get the job done. I tell BorderBanger and KosherCowboy that I am going to end my trip the same way I started it. They say no problem and depart for the bridge. I go in the back with my sweetheart Janet and proceed to give her a workout. She never rushes you and does whatever necessary to make you time very enjoyable. This is # 6 in under 24 hours so after about 40 minutes and several positions finally I am done. At this point I am sure that we have made the right decision to head home. Staying any longer would be overkill and the house is only 3 hours from here. I stop at the bar and buy Janet a drink and tell everyone that we have burned it out and are going to throw the towel in. Chief shows up and I tell him of our plans. From here it is to the bathroom then down the road.

As I am getting ready to leave I call Borderbanger to check on the wait at the bridge. He says the line is long and they are looking at another hour or so to cross. I decide to go to bridge # 2 and hope it is faster. I am across in 30 minutes. After constant progress reports the BorderBanger Tank and the Beavis cruiser cross the bridges at the exact same time. I got one up on the enlisted men as I stayed and got laid again while they were waiting in line to cross the bridge.

I still say you cannot beat the border if you are lucky enough to live close by. 2 days of partying with friends and able to be home in 3 hours is worth a lot. I got laid 6 times by hot latina girls and everything included spent less than 400 dollars. That is gas, food, border crossings, beer, drinks, hotel, and girls. Not to mention a couple of good cigars that we enjoyed.

Very nice report Beavis, it seems that the Hollywwod Nights Hotel has really added to this place. A couple of questions since I'm planning to stop by there in early March:

What would a taxi run from the border to HN?

Do you know if HN takes reservations and if so the number they can be reached?

Thanks again for the info and if you're planning a raid the first week in March let me know, I'd be most grateful for any tips you could provide!

The gringo rate for taxis from the bridge to BoysTown is $10. It doesn't seem to be negotiable, although last time I paid a few bucks less because the taxi driver picked up a couple of his amigos who need lifts to the bus station that is just down the road from BT.

I have paid 50 pesos from the bridge to the bus station, which is about a mile from Boystown. Of course the taxis waiting at the bus station want 4 bucks to go from there to Boystown too... It's all about waiting time for them, not distance. If they wait an hour to get a 5 dollar fare it's not worth it for them. This applies even moreso on a trip back to the border at the end of the night.

If you're ever in a pinch you can catch a city bus (50 cents?) across the street from the Pemex station that will take you to within a block of the border. It doesn't run in the middle of the night, though. It starts up about 6 AM.