I went back to sleep after Evelin left and woke up late afternoon. After my daily shopping excursion to Pomona Supermarket, I found my favorite restaurant to be closed once again. Lazy buggers! Like the day before, I settled for a sandwich at QBano before heading into town.
Evelin was the 1st girl I’d been able to pull out of a Centro strip club without paying in advance. That experience tasted like more. Could I do it again?
Las Gatas
I’d driven past Las Gatas countless times on my way to Calle 53. Today, I wanted to check the place out. I shouldn’t have bothered – there wasn’t a single attractive chica in the house. I left after 1 beer.
Maracaibo
Only a handful of chicas were in attendance – all were occupada. I walked straight back out.
Ejecutivo
After the weekend shenanigans, the regular crew was back. I chatted with a few girls during smoking breaks, but I was waiting for “mi amor” Natalia, who was entertaining a local john.
After waving her customer out, Natalia nestled herself at my table. After a drink and some chit chat, I popped the question. Unlike last time, Natalia was willing to spend the night with me. She only asked for 100k COP and could stick around until lunchtime. She didn’t insist I pay in the club, but wanted la plata as soon as we were in my apartment. But Natalia was adamant she wouldn’t give me a BBBJ – she never does!
La Mayorista
At La Mayorista, I hooked up with Ricker & his brother. After a ST, the latter was full of praise for an ultra-skinny redhead. I was interested in taking Tatiana home for the night. I bought her a shot of rum. Tatiana was game to accompany me to my apartment. She asked for 100k COP TLN. But she had to go home at 6 AM, because she goes to school in the morning.
The next cutie I talked to was Madeleyne. She could stay with me until afternoon for 150k COP. But she wouldn’t agree to a BBBJ.
Eliana was next up. For 150k COP, she agreed to sleep a hole in the day and suck my lollipop without a wrapper. But she disappeared on me.
When I spotted a hot blonde getting out of a taxi, I wasted little time before approaching her. Deicy agreed to all my wishes, but wanted 250k COP!
I told her she was insulting me and explained that all she had to do was fuck me twice and get a full night’s sleep in a comfortable apartment. She replied: “Si, pero es mucho tiempo!” I was angry & frustrated by now, so I told Deicy to go and find 10 Colombianos to fuck for 250k COP! I wanted to add that she didn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together, but my Spanish doesn’t extend to idioms. 
It was getting late and all the cuties had either left or were pissed off at me. Around 4 AM, I got into a taxi... all by myself.
Epilogue
It was another wasted day in paradise, but at least I was saved the ignominy of a final cold shower. I was moving apartments the next day.
When I checked my mail, Yahoo seemed to be on strike. But the cropped up anger prevented me from sleeping, so I checked again later. My new apartment wouldn’t be ready before 4 PM. I set my alarm for 3 PM, had a wank and dreamt of greener pastures.
Loso