Well HD,

Looks you've learned a little bit. I'm working on some basic "Latina Rules" that I'll post later and you seem to have followed most of them in your report.

The Shakira DVD-very nice. Last May when I went to Costa Rica I had 2 favoritas from Medellin, Colombia. The first one was watching MTV and of course liked Shakira, but liked this guy named Juanes more because he was from Medellin. Anyway, this song by him comes on called "A Dios le pido" and she goes crazy singing it. So I scribbled down a few verses and memorized them. Then the next night I pulled another Paisa (chica from Medellin) out of the Marlin who became Favorita #2. In the room I tell her she's really hot and sing her a few verses of the song. She went absolutely crazy-how many gringos do yo think sang her favorite song to her in Spanish? Needless to say things went well from there.

I liked countering the $10 immediately with $5 for the casa. I don't know the pricing structure there but as a general rule you should counter any verbal offer with half price or less immediately. If you don't then they know you don't know better and you get hit up for 10 times that down the road. You might even try countering with a quarter of their quote.

Cutting the GF loose was the right thing to do when she asked for money. If you were really hardcore you could have kicked her out just for asking, but I probably would have given them a little and said don't call like you did. Next time in Havana you need to call her and tell yer you're in town, but you won't be seeing her because she was too greedy. Then the following trip have her over and her attitude will likely have improved.

That "tortilla" reference is pretty funny. I had Tania from IDEM in Costa Rica once tell me she wanted me to be the "jamon" and she and another chica wanted to be "pan" and together we could make a ham sandwich.

Hope you enjoy Rio,

HC1

What fantastic reporting. Thank you for writing that up! $120 a day... truly amazing.

thanks for another great cuba report..i laughed my way through most of it as you certainly do have a way with words..."yogurt chucker" - how in the hell do you come up with such creative words.

Thanks for the kind words lads. Sorry I cant try to resend the report as Im up to my wrist in gyno exams this week.
Maybe Hombre can do something with it in the meantime.

Gyno exams.... you're too much! ;-)

I really apprecited your very pratical solution to the chupa-pinga problem wiht the two chicas on New Year's Day. I probably would have gone one better and just blindfolded them so they could both work on the bicho.... then again, subtlety has never been my strong point.

In Rio, your "tortilla" is called "sanduiche" - "SON-dew-ee-shee"..sandwich, of course. Enjoy!

Abrazo,

BS

SenorSeed
Maybe next trip i will bring those airline sleeping type blindfolds - thanks for the idea!
I{m looking forward to the sandwhich in Rio too. My best dupla ever was in Luomo.
Forgive the typos but these damn spanish keyboards are a beetch.
Have any last minute suggestions before I hit Rio? I{m all ears.
Thanks
HD

Yes, don't do blonds
CortoSeed

CortoGringo was there a message here? Would it have something to do with a certain blond at L'uoma? Do you get jealous when your at the bar and she is in session with someone else? The next time I'm in Rio with you I'm going to book her one session right after another. They will have to serve you valium at the bar when I'm done with her. That big "Sword" of yours won't get anywhere close to her YOU BASTARD. HD - Do BIA for me to piss off CG (I'll send you the money SON). Hemp

CG
Combine my libido with Hemps dinero and your wife will be bowlegged most of next week.
Don´t send her flowers either, she´ll be needing Vagasil. (BTW I prefer the cherry scent)
HD

Thanks HippieDude - I knew I could count on you. Betweeen HD bowlegging her and me working her over she will be working in a walker or wheel chair. Wow - what a strip show that will be. CG has she had her tonsils removed yet because I don't want anything restricting my "Sword" Have a great trip you guys. HD I contacted L'uoma and they will direct bill me so you can CUM and GO all you want. Hemp

Why aren't the photos showing up. says, Your image here???

Sandman
I tried uploading the pics and vids from a phone connection the night before I left town. Apparently, if it takes more than 5 minutes to upload, the session times out and no media is posted. I have already sent the pics to Hombre via email and he seems to be running behind on getting reports out. Hopefully he can add the pics and vids to the report when he gets a chance.

Hemp
Can you set me up in your will?

Badseed
How do you ask for a 3 girl session in Rio?

HippieDude:

Just ask for a CLUB sandwich! heheehe, couldn't help myself on that one.... ;-)

Seriously, by the time you''re up to three gals and a guy in a room, it rates as an orgy - "suruba" in Portuguese - Sue-Rue-Bah. SO ask for a "suruba com tres garotas", or "tres garotas para (for a) suruba". You can also just ask for a "trio de meninas" - a trio of girls.

Have a blast!


BS

Great report, hippiedude - can't wait to see the pics/videos!

I need to get you a copy of my new software product so you can get broadband speeds of 300-500K from a dial up circuit when you travel with your laptop. Virtual broadband!!! Beats the hell out of 20-40kb on normal dial up and you won't have the timeout issue. You can also view the multimedia posted on Hombre faster.

When you get back, I'll get you a copy.

Sandman

Sandman,

Will this software work on my home PC?

HippieDude,

Whats the fastest and cheapest way to fly in to havana from northern california? Maybe cancun?

CN

Photos and videos have been integrated into the report above.

Ceenotes

If you have dial up, it will work from anywhere in the US that you travel. Slightly slower in Latin America due to the number of hops to the nearest NAP.

If you have DSL it will enhance those busy periods when a lot of people are online.

HD...just got your e-mail and saw your photos in multimedia. You have way too much time on your hands amigo...or the wrong thing in your hands,,,He He

Don,

Great report as always. I definitely want to hit Cuba soon. I'd like to go with you and Sandman. I'm gonna stay away from rural Cuba and stick to Havana. I don't mind the cat and mouse games. I actually love "the hunt". My spanish is improving with each trip but I wish I had time to take another intensive course.

My first trip to Cuba will probably be a "fact finding" quick weekend trip. Please keep us updated when you're going down next. Sandman says probably the end of February.

Godfather

HippieDude,

You ARE the man! I have to say I enjoy your reports the most!
This whole 'south of the border' mongering is new to me, and I learn a lot from you in particular! Thanks for sharing.

Podee
Glad to be of help. Who knows where I'd be if it weren't for the help of many of you bastards.
Where've you been on hobbytrips so far Podee?