For today, we decide to hit Solarium. I wanted to hit Terma 65 but they are closed on the weekends. Cool. Gives us something to do on Monday.

While we are eating our breakfast/lunch, we run into Eduardo again. This guy is like freakin’ Visa. Everywhere you want to be. He walks by the exact moment we are talking about going to Solarium. Of course, he offers to take us. He calls Solarium to make that they are open, gets in the cab with us, and takes us all the way there.

Godfather being the nice guy he is, wonders how is he going to get back. Kick Stand being the guy he is doesn’t really give a shit. We tip him, of course, with enough for a cab ride. I think. We liked this guy. He was a good guide.

We step into Solarium and go through the usual change into robes. Solarium is kinda out there. I didn’t think it was easy to find. Luckily, Eduardo was there to give precise directions. Nice place. There were a lot of good looking girls in there. Godfather and I decide which of us was going for the massage first because they only have one masseuse. The massage was crap. Save your money.

We start scoping the ladies. Of course, after my incident at L’uomo, I trying to get ANY backlighting so I can check out the leg hair. I’m REALLY set against this. Why, you ask? I like to feel a woman’s legs. Usually, I’m kissing her while I’m doing this, And like most individuals, my eyes are closed when I kiss. So the freakin’ LAST thing I need while I’m kissing something WITH my eyes closed is to feel a girl with natural fur leggings on! I mean, C’MON!!!! I'd think I was kissing Earnest Borgnine or something!

So…

I find a very cute brunette with no excess wool. Her name is Lia. She’s got nice body. I couldn’t really see her ass because she wasn’t dancing around like the other girls. Normally I only pick the girls that are up and about because that signifies that she has some energy. Well, all of the energetic ladies seemed to be avoiding the leg razor.

Humph….no Sexual Chocolate for them.

So, I took a chance with Lia. We get to the room and I look her over again. Very nice body. Man, I love this country! She’s is very sweet. And a little surprised when she sees the Holiday Sausage.

Merry Christmas.

She started off a little reserved but really got into it. Of course, another great performance. I’m getting good at picking these girls. She even shook when she had an orgasm which I think is pretty fucking cool. I like to think of it as an aftershock of the Kick Stand Onslaught. Heh heh. Oh, yeah. I unleashed on this girl. And she could handle it.

It’s good to be the King.

I definitely would like to see this lady again. She gives me her number before Godfather and I leave.

We head back, hit the beach and get a couple of tourist photos. You know, something to show the Mom. And then we hit Help.

Now, until this point, I thought the Evil Death Touch that Godfather had in Buenos Aires didn’t have any power in Rio. Boy, was I wrong.

We go to Help. And I go into my usual routine. I don’t hunt. I just chill. I don’t like the one’s that are too eager or the one’s that are too aloof. When I see it, I’ll know.

Well, this night was going as slow as the previous night and I think I’m going to call Bianca from Monte Carlo like I said I would. But this girl comes up and gives me her number.

Now, this girl had been hounding me since the first night I stepped into help. I’ve been ignoring her because she was too eager and I had seen better looking girls there. Like my little brunette hottie from the first night. I had seen her in Help every night and she was there tonight.

She will be mine…OH, YES! She will be mine.

So, this girl is talking to Godfather. He comes over and tells me this girl REALLY wants to see me and she’s leaving for two months tomorrow, blah blah blah. He tells me that I should do her. I listen. She agrees to 200 R.

“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”

We go back to the apartment. And head to the bedroom. She wants to watch TV.
Hmmm….my Spider sense is tingling.

I move closer to her and we start kissing. REALLY pathetic kissing. This girl had no passion in it whatsoever. I start undressing. Down to the BVD’s. She goes down to her undies. And climbs on top of me. I’m thinking, “Oh, yeah!”. Maybe she’s just a slow starter. I couldn’t be farther from the truth.

This girl starts dry humping me!!! What the fuck?

I see what her game is. She thinks because I’m not aggressive like the other guys in Help that I’m a pushover. And maybe she thinks that appendage between my legs is for testing whether my toilet water is too cold. Well, she needs an education and class is in session.

Kick Stand 101: The Art of Unleashing!

I get to the point where we are both naked and I see that she is going to play the “moving up/across the bed” game. I get on top and limit her moving room.

She wanted it. And I’m going to give it to her.

ALL of it.

Whether she can take it or not.

Now, I don’t want you guys to think I’m a mean person who’s out to hurt women. Hey!!! I try to never use my superpowers for the dark forces of Evil. But, a man can only take so much. I’ve had all I can stands and I can’t stands no more.

I enter her and right away, she vocalizing and trying to get away. I work it easy for a little bit. Hey, I’m not heartless. I hook her legs and grab her arms. Then, I let her have it.

I tried to tickle her tonsils the hard way.

She’s screaming. I go to full jackhammer mode. Poor girl never stood a chance.

That’ll teach her.

She finally pushes me off of her after about 15 – 20 minutes. I tell her to leave. She wants to stay and sleep. I tell her to get the fuck out. She goes to the bathroom and comes back. Godfather is up now. The walls were thick but not THAT thick. She starts talking to him. I come out and give her 100R. Half of what we agreed on.

She’s upset. I could care less. She refuses to leave until I give her 50R more. She starts trying to hit him with her shoe!! Godfather gives her the money to just get her out of the apartment. I start to apologize to him. But, wait….

IT WAS HIS IDEA!!!!!!

“IT WAS YOU!!!” I tell him. “YOU”RE EVIL!!!” We both start laughing. I figure I can still go to Help because it was open for another 3 hours more. Godfather joins me just to hang out.

We don’t pick up anything thing and head back to the apartment.

Never a dull moment.

Holy crap. I never laughed so hard. You're report is hilarious. The funny thing is it's 100% true. (except for the death touch part..ha, ha).

Man, we had a blast in Rio together. Kick Stand is a good hobbying partner and an all around easy going good friend to spend some time with. We've taken 3 or 4 trips together in South America this year. Definitely hook up with him if you can.

Man that pyscho girl from Help that Kick Stand saw was nuts. Her friend was even worse. This redhead from Germany that was in Help to work a few months. She had a cute face but as I told her, "if I wanted to see a German girl I'd go to Germany". She was crazy. She kept grabbing me and squeezing my balls. To the point of it hurting. She kept complaining that I didn't like her. (She was right). Every single night in Help she would hound me. She was crazy.

That's the unique thing about Help. There are girls from all over the world in there. I talked to girls from Germany, the Ukraine, Argentina and tons of cities in Brazil.

A word of advice. All the hotties in Help will ask for tons of dough if you can't speak Portuguese. Even if you can they will ask for a high amount. Just negotiate with them. Most nights I paid 200 R for a few hours. Even if you pay 300 R for a few hours that aint bad. The termas are another world but in most you're paying 50 R for entrance + 190R for an hour suite in most places. All of the Help girls spent a good amount of time. Some offered to spend the night.

You'll find whatever you're looking for. I have come to the conclusion that most of the hotties in Rio are on the program. Yeh!