I am 30 years old in the Army and over in Iraq for my 3rd time. I have been here since Decmember and do not get to go home until December 09. I finaly had my only 2 weeks RnR this year last month, the end of July. I decided to go to Phuket, Thailand. The olny place Ive been in Asia has been Manila for 2 weeks back in the beginning of 08. It was fun but Ive heard great things about Thailand. I wanted a nice sea vacation as well as to make up for the time not being with a woman.
My plan was to have one week doing what i want travel alone and of course get a taste of the Thai women. When I was in Manila I met an amazing woman that I still keep intouch with, and we planned on her to fly to me the 2nd week and we would have a romantic getaway.
The army would not fly me straight into Thailand, due to the little political prostets earlier this summer. So I flew into Singapore and stayed there for a day and a half to check out that city. About a week before I left Iraq for my trip I got on myspace and try to find some one nice in Singapore to keep me company. After doing some research on CH about the Singapore I came to the conclusion the the P4P in Singpore was to expensive for my taste. and I was only going to be there for a night and a half so I figure I would see how easy it would be to meet some one on line. A few girls replied, but this Philipina that just moved to Singapore on a work visa sounded perfect. She was working in a gym and worked until 10pm at night, she did not have no friends besides her room mates and I offered her a night or two of checking out the town together. She was a little on the thick side for a PI girl, but for some reaon I like thick girls so it worked out good. her story was she been married for 9 years she has 2 kids and her husband just got another girl pregnant. In PI you cant get a devorice so she left to Singapore to get away from things. Her story was she has not been with no man besides her husband. We arranged to meet the first night i arrived.

I booked a decent hotel for under $80SGP

in central down town off of latestay.com (a great website to book hotels online) I landed in Singapore at 1030 pm, got a cab and went and got to my hotel less than 20 minutes, I think I payed $12 SGP. Checked in my room with out any problems, I than got the laptop out and called the PI girl on skype, she told me she would be over in 30 minutes. Just enough to take a shower. and exactly 30 more minutes she arrived , we went out to Boat Quay had some nice food than went for a drink, Flirted a little and coaxed her to want to come back to the room. Once back in the room I drove her nuts and her wild side was released. She stayed until around 5 AM, We played more than we slept when she left she told me she would come back around 10 that night.

Whick worked out perfect, that gave me time to check out galang, there was this restuaunt that Anthony Bourdane wrote about saying was a place wothth checking out,, it was on the corner of gaylang lohrong 35. The Duck rice was great and had a large Tiger beer all for $8SGP. After that I wanted to walk down gaylang to check it out,,, now it was around 2pm now so ot much lady action to be seen , but i tried the refluxoligy, which was more painful than pleasant but once finished, my feet felt wonderful. than got a massage but no happy ending was offered. I than walked down gaylang some more and once around lohrong 28 you could see the red light area apear. I you walk down the even numbers of lohrorngs all the buildings with the pink lights are where the p4p is,,, I stopped in one the guy at the door said he had a brand new chinnese girl, the price was high $100 SGP , but i figure I would try it out,,, the girl was all business and spoke no english. a shower, little massage, covered bj, than down to business. Definetly not worth going back to. I went back to the central part of town checked out Bugis Shopping area, and had some great japanese there in the food court. I got back to my room about 9, my PI friend got off ealry and was at my place by 930 pm,, we went out , had something to eat, went to have a couple of drinks and back to the room for more great sex. She left around 5am we said our good buys cause i was flying in the afternoon to Phuket. Asia Air is who I flew with,, I got a round trip ticket for $150 SGP.

Sounds like you are off to a great start! I look forward to hearing about the rest of your vacation.

yeah phuket is on the radar.

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What was the name of your Singapore hotel? Finding a decent hotel for under S$100 ain't easy.

Alright now Im left Singapore with Asia Airlines, which was a good price, I would also suggest Tiger air,, they have very reasonable rates and they have 2 flights day from Singapore to Phuket.

When I landed I got through customs with no problems , I used the cab at the counter to take me to Patong for 800 baht. Now they will take you to a travel agency and try to sell you a place to stay,,, but I already found a spot right near the actoin off of Patong Beach Road. A guest house / resturaunt called Harry's. They have to types of rooms no balcony for 800 baht, and with balcaon where you can just see the sea for 1000. I got the one for 1000 baht a night, but no complaints what so ever, free internet, and the fridge was stocked and they charged you very little more than what 7-11 charged. I was 50 meters from the sand of the beach and only a 3 minute walk to Bangala. Its by the Subway off of Patong Beach Rd. And Andy the Scandanavian that ran it was great. He loves to party and it would be easy to talk him into showing you the town at night.

Any ways I got there they showed me my room, it was about 3pm now so I got me something to eat, than I wanted a massage. right on the other side of the soi from Harry's was the first Massage spot I seen,,, being my first hour here I went there, I found a nice little small thai girl named Joy. She took me up and expexted me to strip completley down, no cloth or towel, (Im use to taking a shower and comeing out in a robe) so I did,, she did a decent job on my back and she was making sure I was hard when I rolled over. Thanks to CH i knew the deal already, when I rolled over she asked if I wanted the special massage,, of course I said hell yea,, she called out at a 1000, i laughed , and told her 500,, she would not go for it,, so i said proceed with the normal massage agian, she did and about 2 minutes she asked agian if i wanted the special massage, She said 1000 again,, so I told her 500 and promised her that I would come back again tommorrow for another 500 special. She hesitated but agreeded. Just a hand job but the whole massge deal lasted right under 2 hours. I was happy.

After that I just walked around and explored and saw they had a Muay Thai match that night at Bangala Stadium. What you find out in a day or 2 that they have Muay Thai matches ever other day. So I ate dinner and headed to the match at 9. its very expensive for the matches I thought, 2,000 baht for a ticket, but I wanted to check it out... The fights were very good I thought, they started off with little kids that beat the hell out of each other, I think there were 9 fights all together, 5 out of the 9 ended with knock outs.

after the fight it was time to check out Bangala, I wanted to see if I could grab 2 girls for the night. I heard good things about Soi Tiger, so I went there, now I heard that the normal guy can not even go through just one of the 2 sides before they find a girl they want.... Not true, I went around 2 times before I decieded to stop and talk to the 2 girls I wanted. The 2 girls were cute I stopped to talk to them and get a drink, well i bought them both a drink and out of no where a lady boy appeared the one girl saying it was her sister,,, and the lady boy was bugging me for a drink,, I told it to get lost I came to talk to these 2 girls,, well after a drink i told them I wanted both of them for the night, they said I could only choose one,, well stupid me said ok than i chose the one I wanted and she told me 2000 for the night for her and it was a 1000 baht bar fined, Stupid me since it was my first night was like ok than,, she goes and talks to her boss and she comes back and says I have to wait 40 minutes before she could leave with me,,,, I said Fuck that,, thats when I realized I was being scammed, I went straight to the guy paid my ticket which i made sure was for 3 drinks only,, than I told him to fuck off, and I left soi tiger and was walking when i came across I forget the name Sea Lion soi or white lion soi, well for some reason I like dark and thick girls,, I found one,, and she had huge tits and an ass for an asian girl. I was still pissed cause of the bitches from soi tiger, so I told her Im not trying to buy drinks or play games, how can I get you to come home with me, she said 300 baht bar fine and if I gave her 1500 for the night she would love to spend the night with me,,,,, So Tally was the first bargirl, Thai girl I had. It was great, I think we went at it 5 times from when we got to my room until Noon the next day.

Day 2, Tally helped me by a sims card for my phone and minutes. 50 baht for the sims card and 300 baht lasted my whole 12 days there in Phuket. Me and her had some thai food for lunch than she went on her marry way. I then went back to Joy for my promised massage. She was happy to see me and was suprised that I kept my word and came back, well after my massage she started taking care of my little friend, and it took a long time to pop,, she ask,, did you boom boom all night,, I siad yep,,, and than i joked and said why do want to boom boom,, she asked where I stayed, i said 20 meters from here at Harry's, she said yep we can boom boom,,, she finished my massage, and I paid 200 baht down stairs to the chashier for my massage than Joy went with me fo my room ,,, we fucked for about 2 hours and she did not even ask for any money, and the funny thing after I banged her and she was leaving she told me that was her last day in patong that she was going to work in Phuket Town the next morning. Made it easy on me not worring that she would try to see me. Sorry I did not take a pic of Joy

Evening time came and instead of going to Bangala there was this girl I met off of tagged.com, she worked for one of theHotel companies on Phuket and she worked as Promotions for the Resorts. I called her up and we met at McDonalds than she drove me (her car) to a nice thai resturaunt, than met her friends at the club Seduction, She kept me up until 3, and I knew I was not going to get any where with her that night, but by the time I got to my room I was too tired to find a girl, so I went straight to sleep, the next day came and I hang out with her agian all day than at 10 that night I told her good night, and I headed back to my area took a shower this time i headed towards bangala but I decided to try out the massage girls,, it was about 1130 the massage girls work until 12, there was this one massage girl very pesty but cool,, she was the only person that knew I was army before I even spoke. I went to her she asked if I wanted a massage I said na, I want a girl for the night,, she grabbed my hand and took me down her little soi,, there was 4 massage stores on the soi and she said point out the girl you want and I will get her for you. I pointed out this one girl,, she went and got her and I just asked if she like to go with me for the night, Angela was her name and she was down to earth, she was like sure just give me 30 minutes and she would be ready. I came back at 12 and this older later in her 60s sees me and says sit down she will be ready soon. I felt stupid sitting there, but he old lady was asking me questions and finaly angela came out,, I asked if she wanted to go out for a drink or a club she said lets just drink in your room. which was great for me, we hung out for about 30 minutes just talking than we decied to take a shower together and it was on from there,,,, she was probaly that best I had on this trip,,, not just the sex but just talking,, she was great. that was girl number 3

I was going to fishing the next morning so we woke up at 7 she helped me get one more nut,, she got hers too, and then we both left at the same time ant the van to pick me up was already there. Went fishing caught 3 tuna than got sea sick cause the seas were too rought they dropped us off at an island and we took a speed boat back, I than went for a massage witht the girl that hooked me up with Angela, while she was taking care of my lil friend she just told me she wants to fuck, she put a rubber on and jumped on,, I gave her an extra 500 tip.

I than met up with the girl I met from tagged.com. this time we started kissing and I got her in my room,, I got to lick a little but thats as far as she was going to go, finaly I told her that Im on vacation and soon I must go back to Iraq so if you dont want to do nothing Im going to kick it with the bar girls at night and me and her could hang out in the day,, she was sad but she left, than I went to Bangala and I found this cute little girl named Ja (4th Night) she agreed for the night at 1500 and a 300 barfine, she was ok but nothing to brag about, the night performance was not that good, but in the morning when we woke up she fucked like a pro. I took her to an early lunch and told her good by. I than got a call from the tagged.com girl and asked me to come over.. at this time I have a scooter, its much cheaper to get around with your own, and I was renting the scooter for 250 baht a day. so I go to see her and she tells me she thought all night about me and she takes me to her bed and mmmmmmm,, it was great. She ended up being more freaky than the bar girls. after 2 hours on her bed I decied I wanted to stay the night in Kata, I heard about this nice affordable hotel named Kata Delight that has a beautiful view. and away me and her went and had a very nice romantic night. It cost me 1800 baht for a night there ,,, the view was incredable.

Next day we went back to Patong and she treated me to her favorite spa and I got a real traditional thai massage, it was nice. we ended up going out with her friends that night and I knew my time was about to end until my girl from the Phillipines was going to arrive, and I still wanted to bang more girls,, so I got her really drunk until she puked ,, her girl friends took her home and I stayed in the club, its about 1 in the morning and the girls that just got off from the girl bars are just arriving in the club, i see these two that are obvious friends and talk a little and 5 minutes later and 1500 baht a piece the go home with me... it was nice we had a good time, for some reason i woke up in a bad mood and had them leave around 7 in the morning than i went back to bed. when I woke up at 11 i was horny and went back to the massage girl and told her I was horny and wanted a new girl,, she walked me down the soi for some reason this older girl who was not a massage girl but the cashier,, I wanted her, so she came my way for an hour for 1000, that was the morning fix.

an Hour later I was horny agian so I decided to try out Christines, 2800 baht for an hour, but i figure I would try it out, at 1 in the afternoon there is not to pick from but I found a decent one,, she gave me a nice soapy,,, I enjoyed it.. When I left Christines I took a right out the door and right at the conrer where the Cairo resturaunt was I took a right and down that street, this street takes you to patong beach road by burgerking, this is the road with the best looking massage girls,, I wished i would have found this street alot earlier, these massage girls were very forward and most of them very young and nice looking. I ended up getting this one I forget her name we will call her favorite Masage girl (Angela was the best but she acutly never gave me a massge,, this girl did) I started off with getting a foot massage , to talk to her to see how she was,,, she was cool, than I told her I wanted a massage, we got in there and I told her I want to fuck her all night,, now its olny about 3pm in the day,, she tells me pay the cashier 400 and if I give her 1500 in the morning she would be happy to go with me,,,, so I agreed, she gave me a massage there than fucked my brains out right there, I fell asleep and she left me while I slept, i woke up about an hour later and stepped out of the little room she was waiting for me,,, we went back to my place, fucked , than went out and walked around went back fucked some more , went out to eat some sushi than went back and fucked the rest of the night... I woke up around 10 we had one more session and we had a late breakfast than we said good bye.
Than I had to check out and go to the resort down in Kamala and get ready for my girl to fly in that night from Manila.

It was one hell of a week,, I eneded up with 13 girls in 7 days.. Im sure alot of you guys have done alot more than that. My goal was 20 but the tagged.com girl took up alot of my time... If I was to do this again ,, screw finding the good girl, which it was great with her, but my goal was to be with as many as possible, and I know that I hurt her,,, I dont like hurting people. But yea it was a great trip, Phuket has some very beautiful places. and Patong is crazy,,, almost everything is possible there just for a little bit of money and you can have it. and for you guys that dont know,, the pharmacies are every where and yes they have the magic pills for sell,,,, and I loved the street food,, dont be afraid to try it... its great.

Thai food is great, I even did a beautiful place... if you are going to do a resort latestay.com is what I would recomend.cooking class from Pums, I learned some good dishes that I plan on cooking from time to time once I get back in the states, they had some nice looking girls working at Pums, It would not had been hard to get one of them to go out,,, Pums is very close to Christines. If I am to ever go back,, for sure I will stay at Harry's. Once my girl came we stayed in Kamala at Cape Sieana.

Photos: Two for the Night 01 02
Photo: Tally 03
Photos: Angela 04 05
Photo: Ja 06
Photo: Tagged Girl 07
Photo: Morning Fix 08
Photos: Favorite Massage Girl 09 10

Bendejo, I stayed at the Albert Court in the City Centre. Again I would recomend finding something on latestay.com

for future visitors, the street that doc mentions with the massage places is soi kebsup (or kebsap on some maps).

ohhh my god who the hell are these monsters...

Nice report. So im guessing you are from Louisville also? Blue is such a nicer color than red