Inspired by Jonesie's many reports about simply hitting on regular chicks in random places and succeeding, I approached a hot chick that was walking on my block. I spoke to her for a few minutes and asked her if she wanted to hang out at my apartment with me for a bit. She declined, then told me that she was Belgian and a diplomatic employee at the embassy right across the street from my place. Woops.

I headed over to the Malecon and it was full of people. I walked for an hour or two and a few girls approached me. A really homely looking black girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to talk to a beautiful woman. I asked her if she knew any... When she didn't get the hint I told her I was gay and walked away.

A cute mulatta approached me on the Malecon but I turned her down for lack of ID. I gave Tony a call and asked him for the number of this hot black girl he said he thought would be great for me. He gave me her number and I gave her a call. At around 4:30 pm, Isis told me she'd be over in less than an hour. At 8 pm, she showed up. She was cute enough and very agreeable.

After a fun session I paid her 50 CUC and she was on her way. We never discussed money, but I figured that 50 CUC was fair... Isis was the only girl that allowed me to take a naked picture of her (albeit with her face covered)...

Photos: Isis 06 07 08

"A really homely looking black girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to talk to a beautiful woman. I asked her if she knew any... When she didn't get the hint I told her I was gay and walked away. "

Hehehe... another excellent way to cut a cuban off at the pass it so hold your two fingers up and open and close them like scissors; that's cubano for 'don't even bother trying cuz I ain't buyin'. This works every time with chulos, cigar vendors AND ugly chicas ;)

Even though I would never say it, the fag comment was just good comedy

Nice bod. Why'd ya' have to punch her in the leg for?