I started this trip in the Philippines to meet a girl I had met on the Internet. My original destination was Germany and the Fkk clubs. So I took the long way and had a great time with the Filippina I met. She is a very hot 25 year old and I am 50 with a lot of pent up lust to be released. Need I say more? I was so close to Thailand that I figured next I'd go there and meet a great non pro I had met on my second trip. She is beautiful,40, with the body of a 25 year old and loves great sex. So had I not been on a mission to get to Germany I would have stayed put and saved money.

I finally headed for Europe with a stop in Milan Italy. I wanted to rent a car and drive through Switzerland to Germany but it's not easy to pick up in one country and drop off in another. So I figured I'd get one in Milan and leave it in Como Italy. Como with the lakes is awesome but intimidating to drive in the city for the first time.

There is no place to park no place to stop and a lot of one way streets. So I drove around for 45 minutes looking for a hotel. I finally found a parking spot near a hotel. Even though the lake it huge I had not seen in driving for 45 minutes in town. I had no Idea where I was. The hotel gave me a map and I could see the center of town was near the lake.

So I stayed the night and took a lake cruse the next day which is awesome. The weather was great,75 degrees and sunny most days. I had read on an old post that the action is not in northern Italy but just across the boarder in Lugano Switzerland where it is legal. There where three places mentioned on CH. Bar Carona Bar Oceano and some disco.

Bar Carona looked like the best from the 2006 report. I tried to follow the directions from there website in Italian but as far as I got was the right freeway exit then I was hopelessly driving and no Bar in sight. So I got a hotel in the Paridiso area for about 120 US.

I got a cab (20 US for short ride.) to find the Bar. Cabs in Milan and Lugano are outrageous. I got there about 6 PM on a Thursday. They open at 2 or 3. No one at the door. No one seeming to be in charge just girls and a bartender that did not speak any English. Mostly 6's and 7''s and a few 8's and 9's. Most speak little to no English. I am approached by a Ukrainian blond about 5'8" 150 cute but not hot. She spoke a little English and I really don't want to take her.

Then all the locals started coming in after work and what was a target rich environment was vanishing before my eyes. So reluctantly I took the Ukrainian and had a mediocre experience. 150 Franks for 1/2 hour. or 100 Euro. the frank is about 1 to 1 with the dollar now. Switzerland will take Euros but give Franks in exchange. Side note: A Big Mac in Switzerland was 12 US. I passed.

After I finished with the UKR. I spotted what looked to be a latina. I could tell she had her first customer of the day since I had seen her an hour ago and she looked a bit ruffeld but she waived me over and she was the hottest girl still available. Although it was too soon after may last session I figured I could feel her out for later or the next day. She spoke almost no English and did not want much to do with me after she said "lets' go" and I did not budge.

This place has a very nice outdoor area but that's about it unless you speak Italian or some eastern European language. Then I was approached by a Romanian who spoke no English and after a few misguided attempts to communicate she uttered the few words of English they must all know. "Let's go" in her very cold eastern European accent. Needless to say I did not budge and like the other her girl she turned to an Ice queen and sat there smoking her cigarette.

So I thought I would check out Bar Oceano also in Lugano the next day. They have a website with a map and directions in English. However, the map does not seem to jive with the directions and I was now coming from the center of town in my car not the freeway from Como. So I could not find it despite directions in English. So I got another 20$ cab to take me there. It's really simple to find with the business card from the bar.

To get there from Como or Milan It's near the only freeway. exit south or Sud in Swiss. in Lugano. Take that exit and then take the first left over the freeway you will see a traffic circle. Around the circle to what would amount to a left hand turn to a street that parallels the free way back toward Italy. You will pass a few car dealerships and the street you turn left on is across from a Citeron Dealer. The Building is about 5 stories with a sign on top. You can actually see it from the freeway if you look as your nearing the Lugano South Exit. It's light red or orange with a Bar Oceano sign . It won't do any good to call for directions since no one speaks English

At the door you are given a plastic card that you give to the bar tender for drinks and then pay when you leave. There is no cover and I would assume a one drink minimum

This place was full of 8's and 9's many with 10 bodies. A combination of South Americans and Eastern Europeans and a few from Spain. There were about 15 girls there when I arrived and 3 guys. My kind of odds. More girls arrived later.

Prices were same as the other place about 150 franks for 30 min. They don't negotiate.
I tried several times with several women. The girls actually live in the apartment building above and pay some kind of premium rent no doubt. This explains the all business mentality. They are not much of a GFE and are definitely clock watches. Most spoke enough English to get by and make for some basic chit chat versus the "lets Go" lingo in Bar Carona.

My first girl was from Spain and was a dead ringer for Sandra Bullock but younger and a little better looking. I'll have to drop Sandra a line and tell her how good her "body double" was.

Sandra was good at flirting with a great smile and decent English and of course a hot Latin body. So we went to her room and showered and she give me a CBJ. Then after we started with the good stuff after a while I could tell she was in pain or faking she was. None of the girls I was with used any lube they all just use spit. So I was sympathetic and let her finish me with a HJ. So bring some lube.

The down side about this place is the layout. It sucks. There is one bar with no bar stools and a little lounge that seats about 16 but its not good. No guys and girls even sat there. Just the girls tired of standing. There is really no place to sit and regroup or get out of the kill zone. They will almost all approach you and ask you to go upstairs and if you say no they will ask you to buy them a drink. Drinks run about 11 to 18 dollars each. A beer on tap was 11.

So after my date with Sandra Bullock I tried to kill some time and look at some more girls. I knew I would be shooting blanks if I picked another so soon. But there were so many hottie's I could not let this chance pass me by. After my trips to Thailand and South America paying this kind of money for no GFE and clock watchers really sucks but they are a cut above most Thai and Latina's as far as a combination of looks and body. So I reluctantly paid it and will just have to dollar cost average more with the Asians and Latina's else where. So when you add the girls to the high price of Europe and the bad Euro /Dollar exchange rate it's expensive.

Another place is just across the border in Chiasso. It is called 69. the layout is nice and many 7 and 8's and some 9's. No cover and a plastic card the same as the other place. Mostly south Americans. So I had my first and second Brazilian in the same night. both very nice and prices the same as the other place. This place is also a bit hard to find. If your coming from the freeway in Como take the central exit "Zentrum" and head toward the walking area near the border crossing. It is near the Piccadilly and Shell gas station down a side road. If you drive from Como through town once you get across the border its your first right and about a half mile down you'll see the Piccadilly and Shell station and it is a right turn immediately after the shell station. I think it was a Shell but it is a gas station next to the Piccadilly.

Switzerland is definitely not a destination spot but if your close by the talent is nice. I felt compelled to write this since the last report on Switzerland was three years old and it's only an hours drive or less from Milan Italy.

I did make it to the FKK clubs. I rented a BMW Z4 convertable and got it to 210 KPH about 130 MPH on the autobahn before I chickend out. The FKK outside Frankfurt called Oase was 65 Euro entry but no drinks. 50 Euro for 1/2 hour and 100 for an hour for girls. The talent was mostly eastern European. Poor selection this time or this day. About 30 girls mostly 6 and 7's faces and of course 8 to 10's body's most with some basic English.

My two favorite FKK's are east of Dusseldorf near the Belgium border. Happy Garden and Golden time. 50 Euro entry with free beer and some food. Girls are 50 for a 1/2 and 75 for an hour. About 40 girls there in the afternoon and more at night. I was not as impressed by the talent as in 04 and 07 maybe just the wrong time or day. mostly 6 and 7' faces with 8 to 10 body's with some basic English. A few 8's and 9's Mostly eastern European with a few latina's. Speaking of which I had my first Cuban and one of the hottest latina's I have ever had and after five trips to Medellin I've had a few. What a total GFE and she loves sex and lets you know it. She has a tattoo over each breast of a panther paw and claws if you like hot latina's with a wild side.

This trip was about a month and a bit anti climatic with the awesome start in the PI and an unbelivable surprise romp with the Filipina. Then my favorite Thai. I think I will stick with the Philippines, Thailand and South America for a while.

It’s always nice to read about some where different, a place that is not a traditional Mongering destination. Thanks for the info.

Very important to have navigation when you rent. Just curious, do you speak Castellana or Portuges?

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Funny you should ask. I did get the GPS although I was too lazy to learn how to program it so it was just the map which was a minimal help. Everything was in German as well. I do speak a little spanish so I could make out some similar words with the Brazilians.

The funny part was that I pulled the Cuban out of the FKK club for two days (costly mistake) and she spoke no english only german and spanish. But her GPS worked the same as my rental so she programed it to our destination and as it was giving voice commands in german she would then tell me in spanish. Pero Yo habla muy poco espanol. So it was a you-tube moment with no camera. But a memorable ride.

Thanks for your reporting. I am curious how much it cost you to pull the Cuban chica out of the FKK? I accept PMs.