Took my inaugural trip to LOS in May 2009. Didn't take any pics because I heard pornography is illegal in Thailand and didn't want to take any chances [newbie error among others I‘m sure] - probably bring the camera next time after seeing all the pics here! Thank you fellow mongers for all the pictorials on this site… damn!!

Expected to be amazed & wasn't disappointed. Tons of gorgeous petite women everywhere I went. Arrived in BKK & stayed at the Tawana Hotel [80 Surawongse Road] for 2300 Baht per night. Top shelf hotel IMO; very nice / clean rooms, great staff, internet access in the lobby for 70 baht an hour [fine by me], great pool, great food [including Italian & American cuisine], great views of downtown Bangkok, and close to all the action.

Arrived in Bangkok late that first night & went to sleep after 24 hours of flying coach. Woke up around 11 the next day, hailed a taxi out front & hauled balls to Cupidy Massage [Plaza Entertainment Complex on Nikom-Makkasan Rd] where they [my balls] were promptly & expertly drained by two 20 year old girls. Both were easily 9's and each cost me 2500 baht for the two hour hot tub soapy sandwich massage / BJ's [with condom] / fuck-a-thon [sex always with condoms for me whether "regular" girl or working]. Probably overpaid but those were the best looking women I'd ever been with until Pattaya...

Stayed at Diamond Beach Hotel [499 Moo 10 Pattaya Beach Rd] my first night in Pattaya [second night in LOS]... Walked a few paces out the front door to Heaven Above Go-Go & never wandered except for breakfast at the Diamond & day meals / activities at the Royal Garden Plaza, go-karting & snorkeling at Jomtien beach, etc. Had the same girl [23 year old Thai goddess] again & again, just angelic... it was BJ [no condom] after BJ, then sex [with condom], & repeat. This girl loved to "smoke" and I can't imagine anyone doing it better. Gorgeous face, tits, ass, legs, eyes, lips, straight teeth, long light brown hair, lots of eye contact during the BJ‘s - a 10, maybe 11. The first night I paid for long time with her [2000 baht + 500 baht bar fine I think]. Paid 1200 baht for LT every night after, “mamasan special for her.” I’m guessing the fact that I went to LOS during low season [women outnumbered men 10 - 20 to 1 in some places] helped me keep seeing her [5 days] at such a reasonable rate… damn well worth it to me anyway. I’d roll in to Heaven Above around 9 PM, take her upstairs, fuck till exhaustion, and fall asleep dreaming I had the means to live there forever.

For other newbies like myself, I 'd recommend staying at The Galaxy Suites [moreless connected to Heaven Above] over Diamond for 999 baht per night. The rooms are smaller than the one I had at Diamond [also 1000 baht a night there], but they're a lot nicer, recently made over I'd guess, much better TV [big flat screen with more channels], great stereo, & quieter somehow... the place is right above a Go-Go bar and I didn't hear a thing. At the Diamond, I couldn’t sleep until everything closed down around 3-4 in the morning.

Went back to Tawana Bangkok my last night & one of the store owners inside the hotel set me up with a 26 y.o. student with perfect tits. She wasn't as hot as the others, but she was a solid 7 and seemed genuinely attracted to me from the get go. Spoke better English than the others. Really aimed to please too - the BJ's & sex were outfuckingstanding. Her enthusiastic cowgirl + those epic tatas in my mouth + her moaning = a gd mind scramble for me. Paid 1500 baht for ST because I had to get up early, but she stayed with me at Tawana for 4+ hours. After 2 busted nuts - BJ [no condom] & then sex - I thought she would leave, but she just kept smiling and chatting me up naked as a jaybird & sexy as hell. After confirming she wasn’t in a hurry and could stay longer, I ordered us room service to recharge the batteries, we took another shower, watched a little TV [funny Thai Style Melrose Place-ish show], laughed, teased, flirted, & then did it all again... this girl knew exactly when & how to start me back up... the second go round was an intense GFE, I didn’t mouth kiss any of the others and when she started kissing me deeply, squeezing me hard, running her fingers through my hair, licking my ears, neck, lips, etc grinding hard all the while, good god it took the whole experience to another level… best lay of them all by far & will definitely hook up with her again when I get back.

Planning my next trip to Thailand in January or February. Won't spend as much this second go 'round, but I'm no worse for the wear as they say... it was my first trip & I cared less about what I was spending & more about - in order:

1] the quality of the women
2] the location & comfort of my lodging

Had I visited this site before my trip I probably could have saved some cash, but I'll worry about that next time. I know this - it couldn't have been much better. Will visit LOS a whole lot more, seeing is believing!

Please don't hesitate to offer advice or ask me any questions regarding Bangkok / Pattaya.

My question to the LOS vets: Does Phuket & Koh Samui keep up with Bangkok / Pattaya in terms of the quality and availability of gorgeous women? I'd prefer a better beach than Jomtien to go with the A+ ladies, but ladies come first...

Thanks & cheers to all for livin' the dream!! Definitely down to drink a few with some fellow Thai mongers, will keep y’all posted when I firm up the dates. Time to sleep now…

I'm curious which one is better in your eyes Bangkok or Pattaya? Looking to find a GFE and keep my time to one or two girls. Just want too relax and spend time with a sexy girl not so much interested in a lot of bar hopping.

Also looking for a wing man to go with in Feburary.

Great report.... I'll be in Thailand towards the end of February, but only spending one night in BKK, then flying to AC, then spending 7 nights in Pattaya. To me, Pattaya is much more fun then BKK... I also had better experiences with girls in Pattaya. But I am big bar hopper and love pounding beers as much as women....so Pattaya is pure heaven for me!

I'm really thinking HARD about going to Pattaya for the first time. I have never been to any part of Asia and I'm very curious. However, how does one handle a 20 hour flight when one is scared to death to fly? You can only drink so much to relax on a plane. I also need advise on a 4 star hotel that is close to walking street. I just cant do the cheap motel thing. Please help with any advise you can give for first timer.

Monroe
The Marriot would be your hotel for sure.

Also take a couple of ambien or lunesta and sleep most of the rest of the flight after a meal and a few movies.

Pattaya is probably one of the easiest mongering locations... Anyone, even without some prior knowledge, can be air dropped into Pattaya and get laid within a few hours. Thousand of bars, lots of nightclubs, places to play pool - lots of familiar western restaurants (if you are picky with food, like me), and nice hotels. I also like nice accomodations, but of course it has to be girl friend. That is the only trick to watch out for - the super nice resorts don't tend to be girl friendly, so you have to find one in the middle.

Lovingmarvin
The Marriot in Pattaya is guest friendly. No problems bringing in your rental wives. It fits his request for a 4 star hotel close to walking street. Really no other candidates I can think of fit both criteria.

I stayed at the Marriott in November and second (or is it now third?) the prior statements.

I'm debating between it and the Dusit Thani (much cheaper online, but not walking distance to Walking Street) for my next trip. Anybody have any strong thoughts on the Dusit Thani?

monroe3 i have plans on going to pattaya the end feb we may hook up

Monroe - I'm always going with Pattaya here on out... BKK is great fun and has better luxury hotels, but Pattaya is cheaper and the luxury hotels are very nice & getting better. More women in Pattaya than any place I've experienced, and the talent is just amazing.

Khun mor and lovingmarvin give good advice for the plane trip and the Marriott. Bring ear plugs with you too. The Marriott is next to Royal Garden Plaza which is very nice and probably the best mall / int'l food selection in Pattaya... cold A/C too. Walking Street is very close, easy walking distance.

I stayed at Hotel Vista on 4th street next to the Bangkok - Pattaya Int'l Hospital this past December. That place is awesome; customer service is great, food is very good, and Walking Street is still close via Baht bus. You're also closer to Soi 6 for ample day time fun. I'd hang a left out front of Hotel Vista and catch a baht bus to Royal Garden Plaza or Walking Street, easy. The girls I BF'ed LOVED Hotel Vista. Book via Agoda.com or Asiarooms... I paid $45 USD a night for a standard room at Vista, a steal for those accommodations.

Tips:
Hold your hand up when the little blue trucks with the elevated cab covers roll past, which is pretty much all day all night. They honk their horns a lot. Just hop in the back, don't talk to the driver at first. Hit the buzzer at your stop and give the guy 20 baht. Save a lot of money getting around Walking St, Soi 6 clubs / bars, etc this way.

Two girls I'd recommend for GFE: [don't know how long these girls work at the same place so hopefully what I say here is useful in Feb]... Heaven Above go-go, it's on Soi Diamond just off Walking Street. Da or # 40 from Isaan... actually they are both from Isaan. Da is an incredible lay, very sweet, and very, very beautiful. Long dark hair, dark skin, slender. # 40 [sorry forget her name] might be the best looking girl in that place which is saying SOMETHING! Long blonde / light brown hair, light tan, slender with perfect little tits. They are both in their early twenties & new to the business. I approached them, most of the girls in there will not approach you. Look around, find one you like, and get mamasan or a waitress to set it up as most of these girls don't speak good english. $600 baht BF and $2000 baht LT. Well well worth it imo, among the best experiences in my life. Don't get too drunk and BE NICE, show these girls respect, trust me... the hottest girls at Heaven Above avoid assholes [usually drunk Russians or Germans] and drunks like the plague.

Have fun and PM me with any questions, though I think my membership is almost up so I might not be around soon. Read up, this place helped me a lot, you're in good hands dude!