2009/11 Bluelight - South Africa - The Land of Contrast

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By bluelight on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 10:30 pm:  Edit

Disclaimer: South Africa is the land of contrasts. There is great wealth here, there is great poverty here. There are autobahn type freeways and country roads that that belong in Iowa. There are multi-story skyscrapers and brick huts built by the government most times just across the street from each other. There are 5 star resturants and .... (I don't know, I only went to the good places). At any normal intersection around Isawal's place you'll see a Bentley, Lambo, or Ferrari, pair of Porches, a Benz or 2, 3 or 4 Mafia vans and a handful of imports that I've never seen in the US. And it's the Mafia vans you want to be careful around. It didn't take me long to figure out I wasn't in Kansas. It's like no place I've ever traveled. I can't wait to go back.


South Africa:

I took a trip to South Africa to hang out with Isawal. I have wanted to visit for years and having a mate there to show me around sounded like to good a deal to pass on any longer. So I booked my ticket in the spring on Delta for $1300 direct out of Atlanta to Jo'burg. Sitting on a plane for 18.5 hrs is an experience in itself, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Next trip will include a layover in San Paulo or Brunei. Landing in Jo'berg on a Saturday afternoon Isawal was waiting for me. Not much for immigration or customs, basically if you had a passport you were welcomed. You could say I was a little tired, but Isawal had plans for the evening already. Back to his flat to catch some shuteye and we were off to The Grand for Saturday night. Going out with Isawal on his home turf is another experience in itself. He knows everyone and they know him. If they don't remember him, Isawal makes introductions and a new friend is made. It's great to travel with an extrovert!


The Grand is a strip club and high-end Vegas buffet. Flat fee to enter, all you can eat and 50 or so hottys walking around the club 1/2 naked. The buffet had everything you'd expect at a high-end buffet in Vegas. This is a strip club with private booths, we talked to a girl from Portugal. Would of been a great selection for a session, but no sex at the Grand. She was willing to go to a private room for a lap dance, I think she wanted 2000 rand for 20 minutes. That's about $250! Out of my price range.


Sun City:
Sunday Isawal and I head to Sun City, if you've never heard of Sun City look it up. An amazing place. Riding around with Isawal for 2 days now, I learned 2 things. He is lost without his GPS and I doubt he'll ever get a speeding ticket! But I am grateful he was around to drive, I couldn't imagine doing this trip without him. I don't have own a GPS, never even used one, don't know which buttons to press or why anyone would even want to trust one, but Isawal lives by his. And his has a mind of it's own! Leaving Jo'berg we selected scenic route to Sun City Casino. The first place the GPS took us to was one of these government built cities in the middle of no where. All the houses are identical and they give them away. There is no reason to have a city where it is, no reason to live there, but here are 1000s of houses in this city filled with people. I have no idea what they do there. Totally surreal. The next place this GPS takes us is a small city that we determine is nothing but a dot on a real map. This small city totally confuses the GPS because it keeps sending us down a dead end road. That was the end of the GPS, the real map got us to Sun City after a 4.5 hr scenic ride around South Africa. Mongering in Sun City doesn't seem to exist, not sure why but we couldn't find anything. No problem, I had an early tee time and boy was I tired.
Sun CitySun City Golf


Jo'berg Clubs:
Wednesday night we are back in Jo'berg and heading out to see the 'clubs'. There is no zone in Jo'berg for mongering. The 'clubs' are all over the place, in suburbs, in the country, in houses, in bars, one was at a ranch, unluckly the GPS didn't have a setting for 'puta so we were left to Isawal's memory. For those of you that know Isawal, it'll probably not surprise you to learn that he only knows where the Thailand girls hang out. So after our 2nd or 3rd 'club' we ended up at a place with 15-20 Thai girls and rooms on site. Picking the best one, she is about 1/3 of my weight (being 1/3 of my weight doesn't make her a spinner BTW). We head outside the 'club' back some row housing where she sleeps. Her room doesn't have a window in it and it's about 50 outside and inside. I can't remember what I gave her but it was to much. All I can remember about the experience is that she did nothing to promote the SEA experience. The next night we ended up at a house a few miles from Isawal's flat. It was a really nice house in a normal neighborhood. There was a bar, a pool table, and a few couches on the first floor. 3-5 Thai girls sitting around, 2 were very very nice. 3-5 others that did nothing for me. I asked one of the very very nice girls to come sit with me, she told me she was waiting for her boyfriend. Well why would she be sitting around this place waiting for her boyfriend? I don't have a clue. So I asked the other very very nice one. She acted like I was interrupting her evening or something, I bought her a drink, and she didn't warm up at all. I've had my share of experinces of chica's with attitude, so off she went and another negative experience for the girls of SEA. I went over to the bar and started talking to 2 hombres about cars. Isawal had just picked his girl of the evening and headed upstairs. I knew I'd have an hour or so to hang out. It turned out these 2 guys at the bar were pretty neat. We ended up staying there talking to them for a few hours. It was an great discussion between an American, a Jew, a Muslem, and an African Black man in a whore house.


Cape Town:
Friday we were flying to Cape Town, Isawal's town! At the airport our car is waiting outside the doors, a private driver brought it to the airport for us. No lines, no waiting, no paperwork, everything is taken care of for us. Driving from the airport to the city is a great view of Table Mountain - what a site. Isawal has booked a 3 bedroom suite at the Peninsula Hotel on the waterfront. The hotel is about 2 miles from the new soccer stadium being built for the world cup. It is a beautiful 80,000 seat stadium on the waterfront with no parking. It is going to be a nightmare to get in/out of that stadium. Isawal has told me many times that Cape Town could compete with Rio if they had Terma's. I agree with him. The Cape is an amazing city. Sticking to the GDPs, it is alot like Jo'berg, spread out all over the city. There is no zone. But when you are hanging with Isawal your ground zone is a strip club down by the harbor filled with Russian girls, it goes by the name Rasputins. Beautiful smoking hot Russian girls. Expensive Russian girls. If you out in the Cape you'll end up at the Rasputins sometime before you go home. But there is no service at this place, it's like an expensive US strip club where the girl will sit with you, talk, and let you look at her. Then you hand over hundreds of rands for her time. But we still ended up there everynight we went out. Cape Town is much smaller then Jo'berg and Isawal knows this place with his eye's closed. Every bar, bed, shot glass, and door man. We even booked an evening at the Mansion, more on that later.
Cape TownCape Town

Cape Town Clubs:
Of the clubs we visited, I liked the Penthouse the best. The Penthouse is on the 7th and top floor of an office building downtown near the court house. The whole floor is a whore house. There is a 50 Rand cover to enter the floor, then 550 Rand for an hour with a chica as I remember. In most of the 'clubs' the girls will not approach you, you have to call them over or invite them, the Penthouse was no different. I got some water and sat down, there were 6-8 girls in the common room. None of them special at first glance. Isawal has told me about very special girls working here part times, it is always hit or miss. A new girl came in and sat down next to me. We started small talking but she was to old for me, I told her that and she said let me introduce you to some others. This sounded good, so she calls this jet black girl with long black curly hair. I forget her name but she was an extrovert. We started talking then her friend came into the room, another jet black girl with a great body. She was in intrvert. We all sat there talking and I was getting a great feeling about both girls. I felt like I was in the movie "Lord of War". I was having a hard time selecting one, so I told them. They suggested I take both of them to the room. I wasn't expecting a 3 some in South Africa, I'm still not sure how normal this is. But I was game after my fantastic experiences in Cartenga with the Yessica and Karen. They had to get a 3 some ok'ed with the manager, he said 950 Rand for an hour with both of them. I didn't do the math but at the time, but that was a deal. I had such a great time, I made Isawal bring me back the next night and I brought my camera. At the time I thought I got great photos but something was wrong with the camera, I noticed when I got home. These are the only ones that I kept. The second night I brought a Doc Johnson mini Vibrator with me, the girls have never seen a vibrator. They loved it. One of the girls asked, why would I need a man if I had one of these? I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that. I wished I had brought 2, I let them keep it. What a night.

Photos: Pair - Paradise Penthouse 01 02

Another club we visited was the Embassy, this place was beautiful. But there were only 4 girls there. I wasn't sure it was even a whore house. The facilities were so nice. Isawal hooked up with a favorite right way and settled down into these huge leather arm chairs with her. So I looked around and invited the only free girl left to join me. Don't remember her name, she was tiny, 85 lbs max, 19 yr, and had this attitude that everyone owed her something. Well I wasn't that impressed but didn't see that many choices so off we went to the this bedroom that was more this a suite in a Terma. It was about 2x the Sultan Suite at 4x4, had a glass shower that would hold 10 people. A king size bed, a couch, chairs, a changing area, it was just huge! Anyway the girl hops into the shower and boy she has a great body - just tiny! Great curves, tight, just tiny. After the shower we hopped into the bed and she turned off the attitude and really was a fun time. I'm not about to go spinner after her, but it was a great experience. Back in the boite, nothing had changed. 4 girls and 2 customers, loud music and just no energy. So off to Rasputins we go.

Sharks:
We didn't go out everynight, one morning I had to get up at 4am to catch a van to False Bay to go find a Great White shark. Of all the crazy things I've done, this one make them all pale in comparision. We are out in the ocean in 6 meter swells teasing sharks 1/2 the size of the boat I'm in. So these crazy people are throwing out these pieces of tuna out into the ocean and when they see the shark coming to eat it, they pull it away! Then they do it again. The sharks might not be the brightest in the ocean, but they are at the top of food chain that I'm part of. Teasing them with food just is stupid! Well it work, I saw 13 great whites. One of them came out of the water about 10 feet in front of me. It came completely out of the water!

It's the little things in life that makes one think:
It was a few trips ago in Rio that I first heard of the Mansion. It is this private estate that the owner has turned into a whore house, a very high end private whore house. The whole estate is gated and there is this huge old mansion inside. To visit, you have to call ahead and get a password to get inside the gate. There is no sign, no direction, you either know where it is or you don't go. Well, once I arrived I told Isawal that I would be really happy if he could arrange for us to visit. Not one to disappoint, one of the last nights in Cape Town Isawal got an appointment and the password to visit the Mansion. The place did not disappoint, I think it was 800 rand for 1 session. Once we were in, we were lead to this great room with a bar. There were a dozen girls sitting in the room, some with men some without. The manager of the Mansion told me that the girls have to be invited to join you. So I asked him if he would introduce me to them. He asked each girl to come to the bar and introduce herself. After meeting all the ones unattached, I invited one to join me. We started talking and I found out she was a hippie who loved heavy metal music. She had traveled the world and could discuss a varity of subjects. She had spent years in Switzerland. She was about 30, I've sure 10 years ago she could of been a centerfold. Still in great shape with huge D-cup tits and narrow tight hips/ass. 30 is way out of my age range, but there was something about this girl that clicked with me. She was going to be my choice for the evening. We talked about music alot, she said there are no good rock radio stations in Cape Town. I told her in the few days I've been there I agreed. Up in the room, as part of the foreplay she was titfucking me and it felt great. I told her what great tits she had. Then she said "Skin on skin, let the sex begin" I thought it a weird phrase, I've never heard anyone say that before. I thought I should ask Isawal about it and see if it was a common S. African phrase or not. I've never heard it before. The other night back here in the states, I'm listening to a classic metal rock program in the car as I'm driving home and they played this song. Def Leppard's "Women" and guess what? The phrase is in the song, "Skin on skin, let the love begin". I'm dumb struck! I think that girl was testing me, was I a hard core metal head or not. She used a phrase from a little known metal song in the bedroom to see if I knew it. It's the little things in life that makes one think.

By Socrates69 on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 12:50 am:  Edit

Great report, thanks. WOuld love to check it out there someday!

By Isawal on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 12:54 am:  Edit

Hi Bluelight
I am glad you had fun I know it was great fun having you here hopefully it will not be too long before we hook up again. In a few hours I am flying down to Cape Town with LAguy, here we go again!

I will always remember sitting outside McDonalds eating big macs at 1 in the morning wile my car battery died! LOL.

By Muttsnuts on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 01:49 am:  Edit

Just about anything can be had at The Grand, apart from "value for money". There is a bevy of Russian, Ukranian, Bulgarian and South African girls who will turn whatever tricks you want upstairs but they are fairly mercenary about it and will get you done and paid in under 15 minutes if they can pull it off (pun intended). You can get to poke the most gorgeous Ukranian you have ever laid eyes on but it will cost you ZAR2000 - 2500 (USD$275 - 325) and you will be downstairs again in under 30 minutes. If a beautiful Ukranian or Bulgarian is a life's tick-list item for you, then go right ahead and here's the place to get it. You don't have to tick more than once though to realise that you are not getting much for your money. Rather enjoy the club for its atmosphere, good food and a neck-and-shoulder massage from one of the Chinese girls.

During the recent British & Irish Lions rugby tour to South Africa, The Grand became a mecca for the British supporters and the girls made money hand over fist, particularly so when the lads realised that money could buy them more than just a lap-dance. We expect Soccer World Cup in June 2010 to be absolute mayhem but a few of us cunning locals have worked out that this would be exactly the right time to leave home and go and camp in Rio and Sao Paulo for a while, the rabid Brazilian soccer fans having left their women unattended for a month.

By Brewmeisterbro on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 07:25 am:  Edit

I don't think 800 Rand ($106 USD) is such an exhorbitant price for the high quality pussy bluelight is talking about in this report. I am sure that the quality of women he is talking about would pull down many times that in other parts of the world.

I have one question though. Condom usage is frequently the most often mentioned topic in these trip reports. Since no one else is bringing it up, I need to know: Bluelight, did you or didn't you use condoms?

Like most of the mongers on this site, I prefer to go condomless, if at all possible. But considering we are talking about a place that has the highest HIV rate in the world, I think I would "Wrap that raskle!" if I ever visited South Africa.

By Don Marco on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 04:08 pm:  Edit

very nice report and love the choice in gals.

By bluelight on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 04:23 pm:  Edit

Brewmeisterbro - yes the quality and service was super high everywhere except for the Thai girls. But quality is in the eye of the beholder. I never even asked about going condomless, it wasn't even a thought.

Muttsnuts - I got that impression, anything was available for enough money. But it was going to be like Vegas in every way. I just can't imagine anyone that is a member of CH would be satisfied with the The Grand. Isawal uses it as business tool so I can understand why he's a regular there.

I didn't try any of the outcall services, but I've heard the top shelf girls all migrate to outcall. Some of the web sites Isawal showed me were very easy on the eyes.

By bluelight on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 04:26 pm:  Edit

DM, I asked all the girls if I could take their picture - the duo at the Penthouse were the only ones to agree and wouldn't let me photo their face.

By bluelight on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 04:33 pm:  Edit

Socrates69, I would tell everyone thinking of going to just book the ticket and go. Check the weather and pick the right time of year. It is am amazing place. Cape Town has moved very high up my list of possible cities to retire to.

By Muttsnuts on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 09:00 am:  Edit

Bluelight - I too use The Grand as a business meeting venue and not as a mongering venue. Outcall will cost you a minimum of ZAR7000 to 8000 (USD$1000) and I'm afraid there's just no pussy there that is quite that special.

To respond to Brewmeisterbro's question on condom usage in RSA, I would not advise anybody to go bareback in South Africa. Ever!


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