I went last Friday to Mexicali to check it out finally. I, of course, went first into Miau Miau. It was a slow night apparently, and I didn't really see anything I liked. Not like the reports of stunning chicas everyone talks about in that place. Per Kiryuz suggestion, I went into Kaoz, which was pretty much a similar place as Miau Miau's. Sat down and had a drink. Not 1 minute goes by and an average looking chica sits down next to me. She has a great attitude, and so I play along for a little while. I guess the deal is 1000 pesos for sex in the privado, which I think, sucks. If you want to screw in the attached hotel, its 300 pesos to the bar, and then 1000 pesos for the chica. I didn't really negotiate, and so I don't know what the price would be after negotiations. After that, I moved on.

Wandering around some more, I noticed on the corner of Altamirano and Juarez, on the west side of Altamirano, a set of stairs leading to some dingy hotel. I saw a couple of really cute looking chicas, I would say a solid 6-7. I've never had much luck with SGs, but what the hell I thought. We negotiate 300 pesos for 1 position, and the hotel was 70 pesos. There were kids running around this hotel. My usual non-existent moral compass actually moved for just a second. The room smelled like a bum's nutsack. I almost lost my dinner. I did the deed and got out as quickly as I could. It was pretty much as non-GFE as you could get, but about on par with most SG experiences I've had.

I must have been looking for disappointment that night, because after my first SG experience, I thought, hell, a second one might be better. So I started looking for another chica. I went to the hotel near Playboy's on Lerdo. I'm not sure about the geography. There was some off-duty chica dancing on the street. When she saw me, she went straight for me and started rubbing herself all over me. She was really cute, but unfortunately for me, she was just fucking with me. Oh well, I thought, I'll just look for a chica who's on-duty. So I go to that Hotel on Lerdo, with the all glass front, and I see this really nice looking SG with long hair. I ask her how much, she counters with the usual 300, and I say, lets go. She tell me to pay the hotel, and all I had on me were 500 peso notes. The hotel clerk doesn't have change, and so my SG starts arguing with her. And for a second, just for a second, I hear the hint of a much deeper voice that a chica should have. I take a long, and deep look at her, and realized my mistake. I literally grabbed my pesos and bolted out of there. I started walking fast up Lerdo and he starts following me. I jump into Playboy but someone has the jukebox blaring "Te Presumo" so that it was almost indiscernible from distortion. I had to get out of there, and of course crazy off-duty chica jumps me again and starts rubbing on me. I push past her and see crazy chico waiting for me outside trying to get me back. I run up to Altomirano, and up Altomirano to Madero back to my hotel.

Recollecting myself, I slowly go over my options. I still had about $1200 pesos burning a hole in my pocket and I had no intention of reconverting it back to dollars. I was tired of wandering throughout Mexicali though, and it was getting kinda late. Right across the street from my hotel was La Casona, and I've heard great things about it here on CH, so I decided to do that. Pretty much the same setup as a US strip club, and its about as big as some Texas strip clubs I've been to. The girls here were much better than I've seen on this trip so far. I found a Sinaloense, who was absolutely gorgeous. 400 pesos for a CBJ, for the length of 1 song. A little steep I thought, but for her, it was money well spent. And after the night I had, I didn't really care.

A few more notes from this trip:
Stayed at Hotel Plaza on Madero which is a dump. Really crappy bed, cold-ass tiled floors, but at least had good water pressure and hot water.

Still have not found a decent chinese place in this so called chinatown of Mexicali. Whatever, I didn't come to Mexico for chinese food.

TAP, or Transportes y Autobuses del Pacifico, is the shit. Awesome buses with a great multimedia system. I freak out with some buses where the driver is hurling down the road and screwing around with a DVD player. Comfy seats, and they only seem to stop at major towns, at least they did on my trip.

I also went to Chihuahua on this trip, and only found strip clubs next to the Centro de Camioneras. I didn't partake, but I did make my way to the college area and to the shopping area near the Zocalo, and found these beautiful green-eyed Chicas, I've only read about.

Thanks for your observations,

A suggestion for the future. Keep your post on the place you visited. If you visited a second place, write it as a second posting. Third, telling us about green eyed chichas that was not the the major part of the post is not helpful or meaningful. Save these other tidbits for another time when you can provide more details.

WM, please try not to wonder in your posts when writing.

Otherwise, we look forward to many more well written thought out postings from you.

MM

Wurldmonger,
Thank you for your insightful. I appreciate you sharing your intel on Mexicali and tidbits on other stops.

I humbly suggest that you ignore the previous commenter's posting and write your report as you wish, in whatever style you choose. Each person has their own style, and I appreciate yours.

Agree with Mexidan. Not to flame Majormajor since I don't think he meant to flame and his criticism was intended to be constructive. However, if a member comes along and posts a great report like Wurldmonger did, it is not really for anybody else except perhaps the moderators to criticize the format and direct that the poster conform to the responder's personal preferences in trip report structure and content. I understand that the site has certain guidelines as to how the owner/mods prefer to have information presented and that's cool. Also if the report is an unreadable mess it is fair enough to offer constructive criticism (e.g. did you ever hear of paragraphs an punctuation?) - but far from the case here.

Anyhow, I plan on making a Mexicali trip before it gets Death Valley hot again in the summer and I found this report useful and entertaining.

One question: Prices for sessions in an attached hotel to one of the stripclubs are stated as if it is an across the board price (or opening bid) for all the chicas in the house. Is this how it is - i.e. chicas don't set their own price, with all initially quoting 1000 pesos for a hotel session (plus barfine)?

I also want to hear more about the green eyed college girls. Por favor?

I was not trying to flame. Just found report to wonder. Do appreciate WMs post.

MM

I don't mind constructive criticism at all, and that's how I took MM's comments.

Concerning the girl in KAOS, it sounded to me that there was an attached hotel to the bar. I'm not really sure of this, since I didn't take her up on her offer. It was a 300 pesos hotel fee, and then she offered 1000 pesos for 1 hour of everything. I'm sure her price was negotiable. The 300 pesos could have a been just a BF though, because in all honesty, I don't remember seeing an attached hotel to KAOS. In any case, at least that night I was there, the talent in KAOS was just average. If I was gonna barfine from someplace, it would be La Casona. Perhaps wait till the 3am closing time, and see who's willing.

ouch what a night...... wish i could helped...right now its up and down...ask toro..... they come out like cockroaches...then run back ....dunno...as for the heshe...wow ...close for ya..

rule uhhh 10002 dont barfine in mexicali..its bullshit.

try a caza next time there are two i know of...karlas and pbs... there are several freelancers i can recommend if you like...just punch me up.. u know the number..

PICTURES..MAN I NEED SOME NEW CHICKENCHOKEN PICKS...HAHA..IM TIRED OF TOROS OLD PIC...HAHA

k.