THE PATTAYA DAYS (Part 1)

Day 5 :

Got up early today to catch transportation towards Pattaya. I used a service one of the member posted about : Bell Travel services, Picked me up at 9 AM, bring me to a terminal, switch on bigger bus, stop at airport, then Pattaya bus terminal, another small van to my hotel. I arrive at hotel at 11 :30. No complaints for the price (350 bahts) but I like to spoil myself a little more. I think Ill use a taxi meter (800 bahts) to go to airport when leaving Pattaya.
After reading a lot here about hotels around here, cheap or not so cheap, I decided to book a middle class hotel the Sabai Resort. $45 (1300 baht) a night. First impression of Sabai resort is not that good. Being the international reporter for ClubHombre that I am, I am VERY disappointed to realize there is no internet in room. When I ask reception about it they say..In room internet only for superior room or more…Alright then, another mistake learned. Maybe it is better to get the best room in a below average hotel then the worse in an average hotel. This trip has been a learning process all along so what else is new. I am also a little pissed about emplacement of hotel that is near Soi 3. I find out its a long long walk from my hotel to Walking Street. I pass the whole afternoon walking around exploring soon to get another painfully learned lesson. Next time I will follow old mungers advice and I will rent a damn moped. Now Ill have to deal with those blisters !
But one thing helps me forget about my misery…the ladies. Goddamn I knew there was a lot…but A LOT of them like that ! Mamma Mia ! Being the cheap ass I can sometimes be, I decide to try for the cheap ladies first so I walk beach road…and walk it again…and again. Tons of Fl there but quality is suspect at best. So my feet aint improving by this cheapwannabee try. So since the very cheap ladies wont do lets try the not so cheap but average price category…the beer bar girls. I can say quality is improving but to find the stunner you need to work a lot, drink a lot or get lucky. For this first night I got the work and drink but not luck. It was getting late and was getting slowly desperate when I decide to take a quick break in an internet cafe. I log on to CH and go read an old Gurock TR. He used to like Silverstar on Soi 7 so I aim for this place. Thank you Gurock, you saved my first night. First think I like about the place is that it is FUN. Girls playing around, fooling in Jacuzzi, lots of kissing going on, smiles everywhere. Talent is also very good! All girls shaved (improvement over Bangkok) and good looking. Then this lady finds me. Her name his DA. Not the cutest in the place but still very barfineable for me but a great attitude. Very playful girl. She got me when I realize the LD I paid her is actually beer. So I ask her : U drink beer ? Yes Good for boum boum ! she answers with that smile from ear to ear. Ok girl, sold. DA finally meets all my expectations with double boum boum and lots of fooling around, and even better : she loves me ! hehe. Price same as Bangkok (600+1500 for something in between St and LT, she goes home at 3 Am after 4½ hours of fun)

Silverstar Soi 7 DA

Photos: Da - Silver Star 2 06 07

DAY 6

Not so many things to say about early day 6. Lots of walking around, internet cafe (chat with my internet girls waiting for me in PI), movie theater where I almost felt asleep on a awful movie called ‘new moon temptation’. Portege and I missed our planned meeting so I end up bar hopping until I simply realize I dont like any of the girls because I still want DA for some more action. Second time with DA was ok again but its amazing how a girl can become very greedy with a guy when you show them too much affection. Before boom boom she want to go play around walking street. Ok but then it starts : Happy a gogo to see 1 friend, 1 beer each plus of course a LD for her friend, then anothe bar same story, and again and again…when walk on street she wants this and that…even in one bar she ask me to pay 2 LD for 2 girls at same time. But good thing about it is that she finally gets on my nerves and that will be the end of it. DA will be a 2 nights story in my life and thats it.

Last few pictures of DA

Photos: Da - Silver Star 2 08 09

Personnal notes or lessons learned so far :

1-I started that trip thinking Id go for the numbers and try to beat world record. That is simply not me. One good pop a day is enough for me. Trying to fool myself will get me nowhere.

2- trying to choose a girl to please this board is a HUGE mistakes. Lets choose a girl that pleases me and so be it.

3-Very often by going cheap you end up with cheap stuff that eventually cost same price.

yes Pierre. you go to please yourself! never mind what other think of the girls we choose. have your fun.

but learn those lessons well! once you start to buy ladies drinks at the bar for your girl and then the waitress and then the mama-san, they expect it every time! sometimes you can find an advantage but you have to play their games. set the ground rules early. otherwise if you want to BF another girl from the same place, it's gonna be hard and soon you'll be carefully avoiding certain places that could otherwise be fun!

thank you for your stories.

btw! i also picked up a girl from Silver Star on Soi 7 last night! haha! i wonder if we were there at the same time!?

It's probably been suggested to you before, but check out Soi 6 during the afternoon, and learn to take the baht bus south on Beach Road and north on 2nd Road.

(Message edited by Gladheateher on November 27, 2009)

Gladheater has the good advice here. The baht bus system is easy, conveinent and cheap. Also, Soi 6 is probably the funnest venue for getting laid in Pattaya.

Definitely always enjoy make choices to please yourself and not some peanut gallery on an internet board. Also, never be afraid to put your foot down and call a girl out for not treating you or your money with respect.

And what's up with the internat chat and dating sights. You are there go enjoy some girls in the flesh. Don't worry those internet trollers ain't going anywehere. IMHO, that a terrible way to get yourself boxed in on your vacation. I get the sneaking feeling that the you are gonna have a field day with the Pinays, or is the other way around?

Keep having fun and keep posting please.

Man...do not stress about what will impress (or not)people here.

Post your pics if you so wish (or not). The important thing is you are having YOUR fun and are kind enough to share it with those who care to read it and also sharing info for those of us unluck not to be onsite.

Cheers!

I am sorry about my granny comments. I honestly thought someone was fucking with us and I sincerely apologize. We all have our own version of what we consider attractive and you shouldn't be discouraged from posting any photos simply because I had a lapse in judgment and utilized my sick sense of humour.

Thanks for the report.

No problem Blazers, I just used your comments to put a humoristic touch to my story, I aint mad at all. I should be hitting AC sometimes in december and with a little luck we meet and have a cold one and laugh about it.
PB

Your BF asking you to buy LDs for her friends is classic "gaining face" tactic. I think she just wanted to show you off to her friends and in the process help them earn a few bucks. Was a 3-some ever on offer? did she kiss you in public? did she give something more in bed during your session after all the barhopping? If there was no improvement than I agree with you - cut her loose. But if she made some extra effort, she might be repeat worthy. Just set up the ground rules before she spends any more of your money next time.