Part 01

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: 2009/11 Blazers Returns to the Greatest Shithole On Earth: Part 01

By Blazers on Friday, November 20, 2009 - 05:15 pm:  Edit

My first trip to Asia in over a a year and 4 months when I went to Thailand and a year and a half since I have been to the Philippines.

Getting there was an adventure. I have decided to try to avoid LAX altogether and just fly out of SFO next time as LAX is a complete third world shithole and about as organized as a Chinese fire drill. The line to check in EVA was wrapped around the front of the airport and there was an additional long line to put my bags through security. I arrived at LAX 3.5 hours before takeoff and barely made it. The flight was great in that I slept nearly the entire way and even missed the second meal. I always order Kosher or Hindu meals even though I am not Jewish or Hindu because they give you the meal first and pickup your tray first. Usually the Kosher meal is better than the crap they serve you anyways.

Arrived in Manila a little bit late but it didn't take too long to get my bags and head over to the domestic airport for my Zest Air flight to Clark. I calculated my costs and it was 950 pesos all inclusive(2 taxis, domestic tax, 350 peso ticket). Instead of taking the long drive through Manila and onto AC for 2 hours, I just chilled at the airport for an hour or so and ended up leaving early and arriving at 2:30pm...which was about 2 hours from the time I left the international airport. The best thing was that I was the only person on the flight. This was a large airbus plane on it's way to Hong Kong and it was as if I was on Air Force One. 5 stewardess' and me.

Arrived at Pacific Breeze still feeling like a zombie and decided to take postpone my errands and just get settled in and out to the bars. The only problem with a long flight and traveling is that you feel like crap and you end up drinking more than usual. I rarely drink while in the States but found myself pounding San Mig Lights all night. Spent quite a bit of time at all the Fields bars that were new and ended up spending about 2 hours at Golden Nile. I was having a great time with several of the tequila girls and I guess I danced with some of the "Bad Influence" girls but I don't really remember that part as I rarely do that. Had the mamasan send a txt to Daddy Martin that Brock was here and she bought me a few beers throughout the night.

I had a girl on my mind that I met previously at Crystal Palace but she had been barfined so I ended up at Champagne. Spoke with Mommy Celi, as she remembers me from way back. Noticed one girl with a lot of energy and a cute face so brought her down for some drinks and barfined her. It was only about 1am but I was drunk and time to get back to the room. This girl was a lot of fun in the room and in the shower. She really loved DATY and had a nice PSE at night and in the morning before I had her leave around 7am.

I am more of a short time guy and sleep is normally more important to me that the morning boom boom. She giggled most of the time we were together and kept pulling my hair during DATY. Really cool girl. One thing that tripped me out about her is that she was 4'9" and was the shortest girl I ever fucked...almost a midget. She even has quasi-midget features although she is cute. Never returned back to Champagne on my trip.

I dont think I have ever barfined a stunner on my first night and this girl was one of the bottom 2 looks-wise of the trip. Cool chica though and fairly cute.

Photos: Energy - Champagne 01 02 03 04 05

By Murasaki on Friday, November 20, 2009 - 06:31 pm:  Edit

If she's in your bottom 2 for the trip, then you must have had a high batting average. She's not a stunner, but she does qualify for cute, and honestly ain't bad at all.

I swore off LAX 9 years ago and haven't step foot in it since.

By Metal on Friday, November 20, 2009 - 06:33 pm:  Edit

Blazerz trip reports are always legandary - and to have his first part bashing only LAX and even complimenting the ladiez of the PI makes me excited to read more!

(Message edited by metal on November 20, 2009)

By I_am_sancho on Friday, November 20, 2009 - 10:14 pm:  Edit

"One thing that tripped me out about her is that she was 4'9" and was the shortest girl I ever fucked...almost a midget."

I've fucked plenty of 4'6"-4'7" in AC and the shortest non-midget was 4'3". And then there was the real midget in Pattaya. You have me beat on cute ladies, but I have you beat on short ones.

On EVA, if you want a special meal, try pre-ordering the "Seafood". It's usually shrimp, squid, scallops, octopus and such, in sauce on noodles and is pretty good for economy airline food, It gets served first along with a beer and then you can get a another beer when the food cart comes around to your neighbors.

By Socrates69 on Friday, November 20, 2009 - 11:02 pm:  Edit

having just watched the movie airplane, I'd have to advise against the seafood option.

By Blazers on Monday, November 23, 2009 - 01:13 pm:  Edit

Chapter 2:

It was a Monday and I was feeling like shit from way too many beers the night before. It was definitely going to be a water day for me. It was just like the good ole days with me flying solo in a destination that has changed quite a bit but in most ways was pretty much the same.

Started my day going to SM Mall. Although on subsequent trips, the place ended up being fairly cold, on this day they must have forgot to turn the aircon on as most people were sweating, including myself. The mall is of pretty decent size and is split up quite a bit differently than malls in the USA or even other malls in the PI. The bottom floor has the left hand side full of restaurants and fast food places. The right side has random clothing stores, salons, eyecare stores, etc. The top floor has a nice movie theatre that has independant entrances on the mall level floor(as opposed to a hallway with multiple entries). One of the theatre's is digital and has 3D movies. The top floor also has a ton of electronic stores and cell phone shops. The back of the bottom floor also has a Filipino food court section with other restaurants in the back entrance. There is also a large supermarket called that has pretty much anything you need, including a mini food court and rotisserie chicken to go. Some good values here are snacks, fruit, some toiletries, and water. If you live in AC or are there for at least a month, this might be a great place to stock up on necessities.

I ended up going to a cell phone shop to get my Iphone unlocked for 1,200 pesos. I made the stupid mistake of updating my Iphone and it relocked the phone....live and learn. Had to wait around an hour so I ended up eating at this Filipino buffet downstairs. The food was ok but not the standard Filipino food most Kanos are used to....no chicken adobo, curry chicken, pancit bihon, sinigang or lumpia. When someone says they like Filipino food, it usually means they enjoy the Filipino food that caters to Kanos and is pretty mild. Try eating sisig, bagoong, etc and you might change your mind.

Finally ended up going back to my hotel and trike driver asked for 100 pesos...lol. I told him that 50 pesos would be more appropriate but he stood firm at 100 pesos so I walked. Trust me, with all the American food and beer I was drinking, I needed the exercise. Took a nap for about 5 hours and then went out.

This was the one night where I was just going nuts trying to find a barfineable girl. Although I am a bit picky, I realize when the odds are against me and just lower my standards. What I may consider hot, others may consider a dog...could care less. I am more of a face guy and pretty faces are hard to find for me in AC sometimes. Never had a problem finding great service and sweet girls...they are plentiful in AC. Slim bodies are also fairly plentiful but finding a pretty face on a slim body is rare. I still manage to have a great time and party with the girls.

Couple of observances on this night. I went to around 15 bars that night and was having so much fun that I wasn't as focused on finding a barfine. One thing you can say about Filipinas, they are happy and have a positive attitude.

Some thoughts on that night:

1. The amount of scooters/mopeds now in AC is about 10 times the amount I observed in three years. Seems all the local expats and girls on the WU program have brand new mopeds. They are a bit bigger than what most would imagine when thinking of a moped...almost a motorcycle. This new occurrence has made the streets of Fields absolute chaos. I used to think that the Soi's of Pattaya were extremely dangerous but Fields has it beat these days. It is not a place for pedestrians and there are virtually no sidewalks. If you are drunk at night, keep your wits about you when walking.

2. The amount of family beggars is so high that I sometimes just wear an ipod and pretend nobody exists until I get into the bar. On this night, a 2 year old jumped on my back and hung from my shirt for a block or so while the parents looked on with their hands out. Kids constantly trying to grab onto you and actually hitting you when you don't give them money. I give them coins here and there but it seems to have the rest of them swarm around you like flies. I have sympathy for them but they are aggressive, rude and sometimes hostile. When the kids are hanging onto you, I am afraid to touch them as they might immediately call the police for some sort of scam. I would say there are beggars every 10 feet or so at night.

3. I used to hate it when the 10 or so vendors would constantly bug you for Cialis or tshirts. Now they have an army of teenagers selling the stuff and they are everywhere. These Samar and Leyte girls are dragging their family members with them and they all need jobs. I try to ignore it but these guys are fucking relentless. Despite my online persona, I am a real easy going guy but some nights this shit just bugged me when I was just trying to have a good time without all of the fucking hassle.

4. They now sell sushi in the Atlantis/Dollhouse bars. One of the best values is ordering sushi from the menu in the bar and the sushi isnt bad. It is not high grade sushi from Japan but cheap and good. You can order an 8 piece tuna roll for 110 pesos. Goes great with Sam Mig Light.

5. The new bars near McDonald's were very disappointing. Beautiful bars but they stocked the bars with talent reminiscent of a lower end Fields bar like Brown Sugar or Camelot. Club Asia has very few girls on Sunday or Monday but the rest of the time it is an amazing bar with hot girls and a lot of fun. Club Asia is kind of independent of Love and Music Bar and Shooterz.

Ended up at Angel Witch as the place usually has rock music and you can request songs and videos from the DJ. Put on some Rush and Tool. Was pretty sober but exhausted from jetlag. Noticed a girl looking at me and giggling. She had a pretty face and was thick in the legs but still sexy. I prefer tits on a stick but this girl seemed fun and pretty so she would do for tonight.

Ended up eating shrimp sinigang in the room with this chica and had a great couple sessions with her. She was really hot in bed and fucked back when I was doing her doggie. She was also an amazing kisser which is nice. Had the usual DFK, BBBJ, and BBFS. Took a shower together between sessions. I knew I had to sleep to get rid of the jetlag and a warm Filipina next to me would invite a lot of fucking throughout the night. Told her she could go and she didn't want to leave. She looked at me like I was nuts. I just made up some bullshit about picking up my friend at the airport early and she finally was cool about it. We started chatting a bit more and suddenly my shorts were around my ankles and she was giving me a nice BJ to go. Gave her 500 pesos as it was my decision for her to leave and did blow three loads so.....

Photos: Giggler - Angelwitch Bar 06 07 08 09 10

By Bwana_dik on Monday, November 23, 2009 - 01:43 pm:  Edit

Nice pull, Blazers. She's a cutie.

Shooterz had been getting pretty good reviews on PIAT. I take it you did not find that talent all that great?

Enjoy!

By I_am_sancho on Monday, November 23, 2009 - 02:41 pm:  Edit

I was talking to one of of the smarter bar girls who had a scooter. I call her smart because she spent her money on herself and didn't have a Filipino BF. It was some Chinese Honda knockoff scooter but even as a BG she was able to get it financed by the dealer. It was only costing her like 1,800 Piso a month for 2 years meaning she only had to bang 4-5 dudes a month to pay for it. She could even reel off how much extra she was paying by financing it. I figure she was only paying ~15% APR to the dealer where you would think a BG would have to go to a loan shark to get a motor scooter financed. I'm sure the repossession policy is tough love but none the less there appears to be a convergence of cheap Chinese scooters and readily available financing on decent terms that would be responsible for the increase of scooters.

The Viagra sales punks and beggars have exceeded the threshold of annoying and into the the realm of just so damn ridiculous it's actually funny. I'm reminded of that scene in the movie Airplane where "Rex Kramer" has to fight his way through the gauntlet of Moonies and Hare Krishnas.

By Pierreb45 on Monday, November 23, 2009 - 04:07 pm:  Edit

Good going man, real cuties, I wish I had your skills to find talent. Keep them coming so I know what can be my future if I hang in there !

By Metal on Monday, November 23, 2009 - 04:17 pm:  Edit

I have been puzzled why others report having had less than kewl experiences at Angel Witch - it's always been one of my favorite - never had a lady less than "8" here. Glad to hear some positive comments about Angel Witch. Hearing "Working Man," by Rush would be a great way to relax after a long flight... She seems my type - especially with that shirt. \m/

(Message edited by metal on November 23, 2009)

By Traveler2001 on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 01:12 am:  Edit

Hey guys,
Will any of you more experienced chica hunters / inspectors be in town later this week (11/28-12/2)? Blazers... Damn.... Based on your experiences and the girls you found along the way it would make my trip to follow your path around town. Greta reports .... great finds if your intown and town and looking for a running mate you count me in.

By Indy13 on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 05:32 am:  Edit

Quote -- . Try eating sisig, bagoong, etc and you might change your mind.



hmm yes bagoong is nasty well it doesn't taste too bad but the smell just puts me off.

As for sisig. I have had great sisig just needs alot of hot sauce that is all.

By Segue99 on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 06:52 am:  Edit

IAS,

Actually, I've been told that the going rate for financing is over 30%, whether dealer financed or bank financed. The problem w/ the Chinese scooters is that often the scooter dies before the financed term is over.

Also, if you finance and fail to make payment on even the very last payment, they can repossess the asset and keep it even if the value of the asset is greater than what's left on the loan.

Good to be a banker in PI.

By Keeper on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 08:53 am:  Edit

Too bad on the beggars. Curious if in your opinion if it is weighing heavy against the costs and service enough to abandon the venue. Report tone to me makes this AC trip of yours the last gasp.

Always love a Blazers report.

By Infanticide on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 09:27 am:  Edit

Nice report so far Blazers, how long would you suggest in AC for a person going on a multi-leg trip of SEA for the first time? I was thinking a week would be more than enough for me...

By Blazers on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 11:07 am:  Edit

After a week, you have basically fucked every stunner on your list and you start getting stir crazy. Still a great destination as the girls are sweet, the service is off the charts and it's designed for beginner mongers. It's almost too easy.

Some things have definitely improved in AC as the hotels are nicer, more bars, nicer bars, better restaurants, and more girls in general. Most of the expats are cool and helpful.

By Blazers on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

On Tuesday, I finally went to the new gym in the new complex way out past Timog Park on Friendship. It's called Enclave Fitness. I took the jeepney out to friendship and then another jeepney out to Enclave. Would have probably taken an hour to walk from my hotel each way. The gym has a pool, small sauna, good aerobic machines(eliptical, treadmill, bicycle) and a fairly small weight center upstairs. It's more of a small gym that you would find as part of a small hotel.

The place has some decent machines but the free weights were ok. AC1 is actually a better gym for weight lifting. I only ended up going to the gym four times and the next three times were at AC1. The 2 Filipino weighlifting baklas who work there are a pain in the ass. They kept lecturing me that I wasn't wiping down the machines with the special spray that they had and told me that I had to put down towels on every chair before using it. I understand that they have new machines and such but this was ridiculous. They were following me around and this is a small gym. I was within an eyelash of telling them to fuck off and leave me alone to work out.

Decided to head to Perimeter after taking a nap and showering. Perimeter bars are nowhere near the talent they used to have as the large bars are plucking the stunners that come into their bars from time to time. I felt as if Lost in Asia consistently had great talent and it is a fun bar with great management. There was one sexy hot girl at Roadies and plenty at Cherry's Bar(kind of a Checkpoint bar). I went to nearly every bar but went back to a bar called that had a little chica with a cute face and about at the level of girl you would see at Santos. I wanted an afternoon session so she would do.

Ended up taking her to eat at Pacific Breeze as I was hungry and ran into a couple of guys who were working in Iraq as civilian contract workers. One was originally from El Salvador and the other from Mexico. We spoke Spanish for about 2 hours and they were telling me some gnarly stories. Bottom line: They said they wont work at a new site unless the Marines are there. Marines will kill everything in sight if shit goes down, so no car bombs. Army comes in and the car bombs start going off....that's what they said.

This girl was kind of shy but a nice little compact fuck. Gave a half as BBBJ but was so short that I could fuck her standing up while cupping her ass with both hands and slamming her during DFK. I wanted to take a nap so sent her on her way with a 300 peso tip as she was able to leave early. She was happy with it.

Photo: NLCF 11

By Lancer on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 06:33 pm:  Edit

A fellow once asked me how Tijuana compares to Angeles as he lives now in Tijuana. So I answered him:'nothing within, nothing without'.

By Mongerx on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 06:44 pm:  Edit

Great report as usual. I am not sure if I agree with the statement Perimeter quality is below Fields. One has to correct for the higher numbers of drink only hotties who really don't barfine (well atleast with someone like me who is unwilling to kiss bargirl ass.) But I probably also have a huge bias against Fields as it's become a rather intolerable place outside the bars (beggars, vendors, trikes, baklas, etc..) and inside (non-stop vendors, bithcy rude unfriendly staff, and poppers and baskets of ping pong balls covering every open space.

On perimeter, you don't too run up 3-5K++ bar tabs to experience the customer is king experience.

By Blazers on Wednesday, November 25, 2009 - 11:32 am:  Edit

sorry, tried to post photos on Google Chrome but was unable to do so..put up an error.

(Message edited by blazers on November 25, 2009)

By Blazers on Wednesday, November 25, 2009 - 11:35 am:  Edit

Chapter 4:

On this Tuesday night, I basically was having a lot of frustration finding a barfineable girl. I realize that most say I am too picky but I have a couple different looks that I like and if a girl doesn't fit that description then I just can't click with her. Basically nearly every girl you barfine in Angeles City is going to be sweet and give outstanding service. I rarely have attitude from the girls. I enjoy my time in the bars with the girls and buy ladies drinks for the girls who are fun to chat with and/or help point out to me girls that are hot that I may not have noticed. I am a face guy. The face of the girl is more important than anything else. Lots of slim bodies in AC but finding a pretty face isn't so easy UNLESS you prefer the provincial look(flat nose, giant moles, etc.). One thing that nearly all Filipinas have are full lips, gorgeous hair, and flawless skin. Their skin is a freak of nature as many young girls pop out kids and there isn't a hint of stretch marks.

I ended up meeting two girls that I wanted to barfine but told them I would be back later in the evening. This is a big risk because beautiful faces are rare in AC and girls like that get barfined fast. I realize that it is stupid that I go all the way to AC to look for Filipinas that look Thai.

I went to Golden Nile to chat with Daddy Martin for a while and to meet a few of the guys on the AE board. It was interesting to match faces with names and had quite a long chat with Thotoy. Like most board members, he is quite nice in person but still opinionated, like myself. Shagger looks like a young dude in person. Met both Nitty and Bambam earlier in the day briefly at the Body Shop. Nice guys as well. Martin bought me a couple beers and I ended up pretty tanked by the end of the night and jetlag still kicking in. Honestly felt too drunk to fuck and called it a night around 1am.

Wednesday:

Ended up waking up fairly early and going over to the BJ bars over by the Orchid Inn. Interesting to see that there is a church right next to blow row. I guess you could get a BJ in the short time room and then go to confession afterwards. Lots of nice girls but nothing to my fancy as it was only 10am. Went over to Honky Tonk Bar and did see a girl that reminded me a bit of Frida Prieto from Slumdog Millionaire. I have fetish for girls with ears that stick out a bit and full lips with a slight overbite. Normally girls with this look are almost always skinny.

This girl had a kid and the body was blown out a bit but had a pretty face so I went back to my hotel for a ST BJ. For such an innocent looking girl, she had amazing BJ skills. This girl was using her tongue like a snake, was deep throating and minding the step-children. She kept licking from the base of my shaft to the top and then going down in a twisting motion with lots of spit. The bed was soaked and she took my load like a champ. No kissing afterwards. Ended up taking around a 4 hour nap after that.

Photos: Ears - Honky Tonk 12 13 14 15

By Derekh on Wednesday, November 25, 2009 - 05:31 pm:  Edit

great pics Blazers, you sure do like the big ears

By Tujunga on Thursday, November 26, 2009 - 01:43 am:  Edit

FYI, sisig originated in Angeles as a way to use the bits that the US military lads wouldn't eat. It consists of chopped pigs' ears fried with chicken livers.

By Blazers on Thursday, November 26, 2009 - 09:25 am:  Edit

Traditionally its actually pigs cheeks.

By Indy13 on Thursday, November 26, 2009 - 08:59 pm:  Edit

Blazers is right it is pigs cheeks. Chicken livers is optional.

By Branquinho on Thursday, November 26, 2009 - 09:06 pm:  Edit

Blazers- have you been hanging with MasterBates?

By Brewmeisterbro on Friday, November 27, 2009 - 04:50 am:  Edit

Pretty faces. But they have the usual Asian look: big ears on skinny bodies with flat chests.
I still prefer the Latina look. Not worth the cost of a long air flight accross that "big pond".

By Mongerx on Friday, November 27, 2009 - 06:18 am:  Edit

Wow BMB, that's a tall glass of haterade to be drinking on Thanksgiving.

The "my Latina Ho is so much hotter than your Asian Ho post" is sooo 2006.

I think it must only be a tiny proportion of mongers who have taken the pacific long haul flight end up regretting it.

By Blazers on Friday, November 27, 2009 - 10:03 am:  Edit

Brewmeister...when you see the photos of the rest of the girls on my trip...you will owe me an apology. You do realize that I have been all over latin America?

By Masterbates on Saturday, November 28, 2009 - 01:35 am:  Edit

I just happened to be in The Golden Nile last night, went with my date along with a couple of guys from my hotel (America Hotel) who are also in town for the same adventure (One was from Chicago, one from Germany). With guys who travel to AC on a routine basis, I guess the usual complaint I hear from veteran mongers to bars like these, is if you don't arrive early enough, (we all got there about 10:00 pm) the Korean tourists have a tendency to flock to these locations earlier on in the evening, thus scooping up and bar fining all the cute ones, leaving the crumbs for the latecomers. Nevertheless, The Golden Nile is still a cut above the rest when it comes to quality of pretty girls.

Did you have to notice the Tequila girls in Golden Nile, Blazers? They are absolute stunningly beautiful with bodies to die for.

Another thing you may have noticed on your last trip, was now on Fields Avenue they have the pony and trap taxi transportation which wasn't here last time. There aren't a lot, but you do see them around. And yes, this place is a fucking madhouse at night with gridlocked traffic regarding these trikes, mopeds, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

With reference to your thoughts on #2: I absolutely refuse to give to beggars on the street, no matter how much they plead and beg. The other concern about these beggars which I am surprised you didn't bring up, is they have a tendency to pick your pocket while rubbing up close to you, or so I am told.

It's too bad you weren't here in July, the most beautiful Mamasan I have ever set eyes on was working in Fantasy Bar. I asked about her while barhopping last night and they said she quit. Speaking of Fantasy Bar, what are your thoughts? have you been there yet? The connecting bar right next door is now complete, Genesis Bar, which is run and operated by the two younger Austrian guys.

And BrewmeisterBro, I used to have the same thoughts as you when it came to SEA, I am even a veteran monger to your stomping ground, Hermosillo, Mexico, until I finally took the plunge and headed east. Now, I can honestly say, after knowing what I now know, I will never set foot inside TJ again. Hermosillo yes, the rest of Mexico, of course, but never TJ.

At least in AC, the door girls and the staff are all female, unlike TJ where the they have pushy waiters. And short time hotel is not, repeat NOT fifteen minutes like TJ. Here in AC short time hotel is quite literally three hours.

BTW, I'm sure you noticed in your travels, some very cute weight-challenged Mamasans in some of these bars!

Master Bates.

By I_am_sancho on Saturday, November 28, 2009 - 02:30 am:  Edit

Is that dried cum on Honky Tonk girl's shirt??

By Concarne on Saturday, November 28, 2009 - 11:15 am:  Edit

The last chick is a total cutie!

By Blazers on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 11:51 am:  Edit

Chapter 5

I had a couple friends join me that I know from Tijuana mongering and one is a long time friend. They had to deal with some luggage BS but ended up going with me to several bars. They both ended up barfining fairly early after our time at Atlantis Club.

On Wednesday, I ended up going out to the bars but a girl that I had met before at Fantasy Club was texting me during the day about coming over before her shift. I had planned on barfining a girl From Club Asia that night but the Fantasy girl finally asked to come over as she wasnt working that night. I wanted to fuck her and her big titty friend but the friend came to the lobby and said she would meet up with us later.

This girl had a bit of a cold and came with wet hair from just taking a shower. She was a bundle of energy from the start and I could tell that this girl wanted a bf/sponsor and wanted one now. She is a nice girl with a wonderful personality. She isn't quite a stunner but looks pretty fucking hot on stage. Girls this thin in AC are not rare but ones this thin with a cute face are tough to find as competition to barfine them is fierce.

I would say that this girl was the best fuck of the trip. I was laying on the bed watching television and she jumped on my and gave a passionate french kiss while she slid over her shorts and slid me into an extremely wet pussy. She kept her eye contact with me while riding cowgirl and looking down at her pussy in between strokes. She kept calling me a nasty boy while looking at me and the looking at me sliding in and out of her and saying, "Ah, it looks nice na". She had a shaved pussy and nothing is better than fucking a shaved, wet pussy bareback cowgirl. I wanted to pull out while she was on top but she could tell I was about to cum and clutched me with a hug and said, "no, keep going..finish inside" I felt like I was being trapped so I turned her over and gave her a hard kiss the slid my cock out and sprayed on the bedspread. She was a little mad but then smiled and we went to the shower for round two. A lot easier to avoid creampies in the shower doing doggie and then fucking her while she was brusing her teeth.

Told her to go get her friend for a threesome. You could tell she was getting more sick as she was blowing her nose constantly after the sessions. I just told her to go home and come back later if she wants. She didnt want me to pay her but I didn't want a later obligation so I gave her 700 pisos and she thought it was too much. I figured that is what she would receive from her share anyways. She wanted to stay but I just didn't want to risk getting sick by sleeping with her all night.

I like this girl as a person and hope this doesnt get back to her about sneaking out. If she does get in trouble and its because someone squealed or an owner of La Pasha Group reads this forum, then I wont post any more photos.

Photos: Thin - Fantasy Club 16 17 18 19 20

By Bwana_dik on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 01:21 pm:  Edit

A+

By Dongringo on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 02:28 pm:  Edit

Pretty face - but would it kill ya to snap a shot of her body? I thought you were charming enough to talk her into at least an artistic lingerie shoot ;)

Give the choice between headless nudes versus fully clothed? I vote 'skin'

By Blazers on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 02:38 pm:  Edit

There are lingerie and nude shots coming..she refused. Headless nude shots over fully clothed....no contest, fully clothes. Headless nudes are about as useful as a cow that can't produce milk.

By Curious on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 03:41 pm:  Edit

We had a cow once that couldn't produce any milk.

It was delicious!

By Bwana_dik on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 04:01 pm:  Edit

I have on many occasions talked girls into letting me take fully clothed shots with face and then headless nudes. Put the two together...voila! Most of these girls aren't super-high on the IQ scale.

By Zenrico on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 05:19 pm:  Edit

Very cute girl there Blazers. Was a pleasure to meet you at the Breeze restaurant !
Cheers
Zen.

By Dongringo on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 07:57 pm:  Edit

Bwana writes Most of these girls aren't super-high on the IQ scale.

If that's your professional opinion of our models, kindly refrain from rendering any diagnosese of us as artists!

The fact that we photograph and editorialize about our journies 'gratis' is damning enough evidence as to our position on the IQ scale of which you speak ...

By I_am_sancho on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 08:50 pm:  Edit

I once encountered a lady who refused to allow any pictures with the lights on. Lights off was no problem. Anything goes in the dark. She had no opinion as to the usefulness or function of the flash.

As for posting pics of ladies you like. I have to agree it is extremely risky it could get back to the lady. I have heard countless stories from ladies in the PI recently that some guy posted her pic on the internet and now she is furious and vengeful towards that guy. There are allot of screwed up guys in this hobby. Keep your mouths shut about any pics you saw no mater what you think of the lady.

By Treker on Monday, November 30, 2009 - 11:54 pm:  Edit

Most of the ladies won't pay to see the photos on this site, so it is some dickhead out there showing the photos to them. That is a guy that is in dire need of a beatdown.

By Gurock1 on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 01:37 am:  Edit

One more possibility is that some fool leaves the password and log on in his machine and leaves the machine unattended with a girl in the room. I don't let my laptop remember passwords.

No matter what the reason a guy that gives pics from this site to bargirls is seriously stupid at best!

Also just for the value of knowing the little short waitress at Pacific Breeze with the braces propositioned me for an hour in my room with Madalyn. She says that she likes girls and that tall slender ones turn her on. Just for shock value I left my vibrator for her in an envelope on the night I left town.

BTW good to see you again and that you had fun.

By Blazers on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 12:20 pm:  Edit

Chapter 6:

Had the normal breakfast at The International(former Shano's) with my two buddies at 9am. It's always fun to rehash the prior nights barfines and fun times. For me, this is much more important that having a girl stay all night just so I can bang her in the morning. I used to be an LT guy but no more. The last thing I want to hear is kindergarden English all night and to watch her play on her cell phone or tell me how much she loves me or "see how you are" 15 times. I know that may sound cold to some of you guys but I try to pick FOB girls and most of them speak very little English. I have no motivation to learn Tagalog. I believe that many of you think that the AC girls from the provinces understand you but in reality, they might understand about 10% of what you are saying.

Had a long day going to all of the Perimeter bars and between the three of us, we noticed one cute girl during the barhop. Perimeter is still a great place to find hot FOB's before they get snatched up by the big bars but you have to practice patience. If you are a tourist, it's still a good idea to go there daily to check the talent, even if it means peeking your head in for a minute and leaving(which we did around 10 times that day). Other than Lost in Asia, nearly all of the Perimeter bars were just lacking in talent the week I was there. Doesn't mean that you can't have fun drinking and partying, just realize that you have to drop your standards a bit to find a barfine sometimes. The problem with Perimeter bars is that the expats patrol the bars constantly for new talent to move in with them or get a couple ST's in before the girl has been working too long or snatched up by the Fields bars. Tourists cannot compete with expats and residents who are there every day and can see when the waves of talent come in and out of the bar.

Finally ended up back at Fields and to Typhoon Bar. I was eating at Kokomo's the day before and noticed a really sexy waitress outside and was blowing her kisses and smiling from chair at Kokomo's. Typhoon doesnt have hot dancers but there are two really hot waitress' and I have now barfined them both(one from last TR)Luckily, this girl was working during the day and I immediately bought her an LD. This girl just looked so sexy in her pantsuit waitress outfit and had the beautiful long hair that I love so much with many Filipinas. She also had the full lips and slightly bucked teeth that I really love. Thought she might be shy but she immediately sat on my lap and was very affectionate. Her lady drink sat there for 40 minutes while I interviewed her and soon realized that this girl was a gem. The weather was a bit shitty so this girl would be perfect for a daytime romp and to stay in watching some tv in between makeout sessions, etc.

This girl had a little bit of the sniffles also and was a bit sick from the weather change but was fine after a quick nap. This girl was suprisingly a tiger in the bedroom and was loud. Amazing kisser and fucked me back during doggie. Had three sessions with her in two hours and each one was better than the one prior. She was extremely wet and tight. I have had great control this trip and have been pulling out in time and spraying on the girls stomach or back. I took Cialis earlier in the day and that pill does wonders for recovery time.

This girl texted me daily to see her again but I just didn't get back to her but now kicking myself that I didn't follow up. My problem on trips these days is that I have been meeting some really sweet and fun Filipinas who just don't possess the hardened attitude that you see sometimes in AC and other destinations. These are girls that would likely make great wives as they are not hardened yet by the process and just looking for a better life. I have been doing this for a long time and I have gotten to the point where I can truly decipher the actress' from the truly nice girls. This girl was one of three extremely kind and sweet girls that would make any guy happy one day.

Photos: Tiger - Typhoon 21 22 23 24 25 26

By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 02:50 pm:  Edit

Another winner, B.

By Metal on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 03:34 pm:  Edit

Kewl love story...

By Snooky on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 08:31 pm:  Edit

Gurock, short waitress with braces? Is that the one I called George that was coughing all the time?

Also, I know in Rio, no one w/ a Brazil IP address was allowed to look at pictures on CH. I thought that was the same in the Philippines and Thailand. All basically because there are assholes that would show girls the pics.

By Khun_mor on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 - 10:14 pm:  Edit

Blazers
Have been enjoying your report and again you have pulled some real winners in then looks category at least . haven't test driven any except Chapter 6 girl. She really is a sweetheart. She used to dance at Cambodia - she's a waitress now at Typhoon ??

Perimeter was not too bad in October. Did you check out the new place - Candy Bar ?? When I was there they had quite a few more than doable dancers.

By Porker on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 01:41 am:  Edit

Always a treat to read a Blazers trip report, and thanks mucho for the pics.

So your prior ridiculous comments about Thai bargirls speaking more English than Filipinas is because the Pinays you go for are all FOB's? Jeez, can you imagine how horrible a Thai FOB's English must be? Even the Thai grandma beerbar MILF's butcher it!

By Topfotog on Monday, December 28, 2009 - 08:39 pm:  Edit

Enjoy your report and photos. I am curious about your Zest Air flight? Did you buy the ticket in advance? I am interested in how this can be done?


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