15th Night

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By Portege on Monday, December 07, 2009 - 06:43 pm:  Edit

I would say the vast majority of women in any mongering destination are busted (fugly). Getting the best women is about filtering and patience. Sometimes you have to go to several places and it takes several hours to find the talent that you enjoy.

When you go into the bar, then they tend to throw at you some mediocre ladies. Sometimes you have to wait out the first wave of ladies and until the others appear. The first of ladies are hard to stave off because they are grabbing your dick and telling you the world. However, you are usually rewarded for your patience. They always have more ladies back somewhere in the bar. The premium ladies usually wait it out in the store-room peaking out into the audience only appearing when they feel the opportunity is right.

The women know you are filtering so they do what they can to hide and mask their imperfections. I think a guy has to look very closely inspecting the goods before closing the deal. I want to see a woman's belly and especially their teeth. I do not like really busted dental work. I can't stand it.

I don't think I would be a very good mongering buddy because my day is spent going from place to place interviewing and rejecting the bulk of applicants. I walk around several times sometimes aimlessly with no obvious purpose.

There was a tout outside of a random no-name go-go in an alleyway on Walking Street. He had the sign saying 55 baht for a draft. I thought I might bite this time. I had been fighting these guys off for a while electing to go places like Airport, but I thought I would try this random one.

When I sat down, they sent the first wave after me. There was a sign clearly saying 600 baht barfine and 1500 for short-time. The first wave of women consisted of two ladies grabbing my dick and saying I am the greatest. I looked at them and thought "naaahhh, better wait". They were ok, but I knew there was better. I waited and this one crawled out of the store-room. This one reminded me of some of the Asian porn women I met at the Vegas convention which is held each year. She also had a very cool attitude.

I did not buy one lady drink and just cut to the chase. "Short time" I said and we were off.

Despite all the issues I have had here (which may not even be issues for some guys), I cannot complain about the service received from any of the women. Actually, I think I should have done some running and cardio exercises 3 months before the trip. Its that hard for me to keep up. Long-time is worthless because after 2-3 hours of these chicks grinding and jumping up and down on me then I am spent.

Despite everyone seemingly being in my pocket (from the hotels to the vendors on the street), the women seem to perform flawlessly. Most of the women allow me to cum in their mouth and are so energetic that I have to stop and rest. I sure wish I did a trip like this in my 20s when I was in better shape. If you are not in good shape, then its difficult to really take advantage of the energy these women put out. I find myself completely exhausted at times. I know the Filipinos did not quite have this same type of energy.

I would say this is as close to porn sex as you can get without actually getting into porn. I do have a greater respect for porn dudes after this experience in Thailand. Sex is definately a lot of work.

In the first photo, you can see one of the street vendors checking out my pull. This is the first time the vendors paid attention to my pull then myself.

By Portege on Monday, December 07, 2009 - 07:59 pm:  Edit

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By Jurgen01 on Monday, December 07, 2009 - 09:21 pm:  Edit

I am just curious. Do you like Pattaya? LOS? Are you planning for a second trip there? Or have you decided that AC is better and will go there in the future.

By Portege on Monday, December 07, 2009 - 11:11 pm:  Edit

There are things I like and do not like about both locations. Its ok because I understand there is always a price to be paid and a certain routine you have to go through for some ass. Its never easy. I know a few guys who packed it up after a few days in Angeles because they could not take it.

Now that I have this trip under my belt, I better know what to expect and how to manage those expectations. I think a first trip to Pattaya, and probably anywhere in Thailand, should be done with an hombre who has some experience. Angeles City is a no-brainer and can be done alone with no experience. Pattaya is a little more challenging.

Next time, I would probably combine the trip and make it a multi-leg tour. Part of the tour in Pattaya and part in Angeles City. The tour in Pattaya would be done during the low-season so as to maximize affordability. The women might be more willing to cut a deal during the low season...I know the hotels look like they will cut you a deal during that time.

I would say the ass in Thailand is certainly better looking and more energetic then what can be found in Angeles City. Although, you have to look carefully in both destinations for the premium ass. The women know how to move in Pattaya where as the Angeles City women are in this lock-step like march and in need of a little choreography. I have no idea how anyone figured this lock-step like dance would turn any guy on.

By Blazers on Monday, December 07, 2009 - 11:44 pm:  Edit

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By Portege on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 - 01:50 am:  Edit

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By Portege on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 - 07:55 am:  Edit

Im not sure what it is with you, but I have a bad feeling. I know you said you are not this way in real life, but basically you are saying you are two-face where you act one way on a message board and then act differently in real life. Maybe its that you act one way on a message board, but are afraid to act that same way in front of people because they might knock you into next week.

In any event, it appears to me that you are trying to start a fight and troll. Engaging trolls who are afraid to say something to my face is not my thing. Admin: Comment removed. Better yet, try working on your character and try to get to know people before you pre-judge. Go vent your insecurities about life and your finances on someone else. You have found the wrong guy. Good luck to you.

By Blazers on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 - 08:39 am:  Edit

Knock me into next week. And who would do that? You? Bankruptcy? What the fuck are you talking about? I am not the one struggling to pay for a trip and unemployed. I am guessing you never met me but someone is giving you the wrong information. I will put my earnings against yours any day.

Get a job.

By Concarne on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 - 10:00 am:  Edit

Oh shit...this is getting funny! Dick measurements anyone?

Come on...everybody cool off.

Blazers, you know sometimes some stuff comes out of your mouth that leaves people wondering. But I am sure you do not mean it that way.


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