Angeles: Two Guys of Pattaya, 12/09.
by greengrasser@yahoo.com

I have visited Pattaya a few times and have met a bunch of guys who live there. They usually sit around a quiet beer garden next to a cathouse on Saturday afternoons, sipping on a quiet beer, waiting their turn with a cat lady, and discussing worldly events and other topics. A quiet time to get away from girl friends, exchange information, and renew acquaintances.

Sitting in Camelot club in Angeles City one night in December 2009, two guys from Pattaya recognized me. We hooked up and ran a few clubs on several nights.

These guys live in Pattaya most of the year for at least several years. They are retired senior guys, from USA and Britain, who have visited other Asian countries. They are not big spenders, but they do not stay in hotels rated less than 3-star. They know a lot of Thai ladies with whom they exchanged their cell phone numbers. So, they pay around 500 baht for short-time, day or night, and no bar fines, except if they meet a special lady.

One guy has not visited Angeles City for 4-5 years. The other guy has only visited Angeles a few times over the past two years for stays of about a week.

They made comments, which I thought were interesting.

One guy complained that his first-night bar fine would not leave his hotel room. The next afternoon after their night together, he asked her if she should not leave to go to work at her club? She replied that she could phone her mama-san to tell her that she was staying with him. He said that he had to insist that she leave. She left his hotel room mid-afternoon.

I had two responses: Most AC visitors complained about short-timers. My compliments on his complaint that subtly turned into a boast.

They spoke of visiting clubs late into the early morning. Just as one club was ready to close, two ladies offered to service them for free. The ladies claimed that they were very horny and wanted sex. The guys declined because they believed that Angeles ladies' freebie did not always mean free.

I said that I had never heard of club ladies making such a free offer. It could have been a ploy intended to extract an eventual payment, it could be an attempt to ensnare a guy into marriage, etc.

One of the two guys and I attended Aura's Xmas party. The club was packed and we were the only two non-Koreans in the club and we were lucky to find empty spots on the back bench seat against the wall facing the sunken dance floor. The show started at 9 pm and was still going when we exited an hour later.

During the Aura show, one dance act involved five girls dressed provocatively who each held a glass stemware with a shot of brandy poured during the act. They left the dance floor and came among the audience. Of all the audience, one girl approached the one guy from Pattaya, offered the brandy, and poured it into his open tilted mouth. In a later act, two girls left the dance floor to dance among the audience. One girl approached the one guy from Pattaya and wriggled her butt into his crouch.

I said, contrary to common belief, girls in a supposed Korean club do like a white guy.

One guy said that Angeles shows are something not done in Pattaya and he sort of liked them. But, he also liked to see bare, unpainted breasts, which there are plenty in Pattaya clubs on stage. By happenstance, we entered Golden Nile and he was pleased to see what he liked on stage.

I said, by contrast, Pattaya does have a number of ladies who have special muscular skill such as shooting at and breaking balloons, which I have not seen in Angeles on stage.

It was enlightening to see an old haunt through some fresh eyes.

I did not name the two guys, so that they can have complete deny-ability.

Keep on mowing.
GreenG

Dollhouse announced coyote dancers.

I asked a waitress about the coyotes?

She said that they were Filipinas who do anything.

coyotes do anything!? hmm. i must pay them a visit soon. hehe.

as for the Pattaya guys. how did they work out a 500baht payment plan with the girls? ahh. anyway, thank you for the story but how did you enjoy AC this time around?