2010/01 Joseph666 - Quick Rememberance of San Jose and Jaco

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By Joseph666 on Friday, January 01, 2010 - 03:11 am:  Edit

This is just a quick recap of my last trip to San Jose. This is also my first TR so bare with me if its not up to par with some of the pros writers we have all been a custom to like Jonesie, Catacony, Cubanut and Radioman.All my images were not "formatted correctly" so I will just submit the pics to admin to get them posted CH has a very dated structure which wastes a lot of time when it takes 5 mins just to bold some text and posting images and coding animation but oh well.

Quick Trip

Started out the trip taking a 6:oo am flight on Continental from Seattle. My layover was in Atlanta.

Can I just say that I hate Atlanta airport Atlanta is a huge airport full of country bumpkins that posses the metality of slow, dumb and useless (just my opinion actually I think its a fact, but I digress :-) ).

Finally arrived in SJO at about 8:45pm. I always book a limousine from www.jaguarlimousines.com its only like $140 for a transfer to the hotel and about 30 minutes of playtime.

I book securtiy through them as well so I breezed through customs and met my contacts with a nice bottle of chilled GG wating for me. The securtity they assigned was named Henry.

He had a very empressive resume that included gaurding politicians. He stood 6 "6" and was about 260 with a 38 on his ankle and a 9mm under his arm. Granted Im a pretty big guy myself but because I brought one of my employees who had never been out of the country i wanted to make sure he felt safe.

Anyway I always love having the limo when I first arive. I was staying at the Holiday Inn http://www.aurolahotels.com/en/index.php and when I roll by the Del Ray the girls look at the limo like its a fuckin space ship giving me instant rock star status making for a great start to a great trip.


I had the driver and Henry wait outside while I checked in and stored my bags with the bell hop.


We went the back way to Del Rey and if you've ever been to SJ there is a little round about outside the HI filled with Transvestites that look so hot from a far but once approached a deep sound "Hola!" transpires and the fake tits fade and the adams apple is revealed .


I immediately jumped back into the stretch becuase my 30 mins was sbout to run out and I wanted to swing by the Del Rey a few blocks down from my hotel http://www.delreyhotel.com/ to pick up a few "treats"(If you've never been to the Del Rey check out the web cam at night to get an idea of what some of the bartenders look like and a blurred view of some of the bar you really have to be there in person to experience 200 girls lined up by the casino and around the bar grabbing your dick and massaging your back as you squeeze through the crowd). When I rolled up the line started to form to see who I was.

I stepped out and with in 45 seconds saw to gorgeous girls that were linked arm and arm (Gisella and Christina both were easily 9's and I don't throw that out lightly). Both had extremely huge fake tits with skinny waists and nice firm little asses (just my type)

I looked at both of them and gave them the nod as they gave me the DITM look (dick in the mouth look )they giggled something in spanish to each other and we were back in the stretch.I left Shawn (employee) with Henry so he could get started with drinks and a little site seeing.

Money was never spoken at first and I barely got out an introduction before both of them started rubbing my dick and nibbling on my ear. Right then I gave them both a C note for 90 minutes each. For the record I never over pay regardless of the flashy facade I stick to my guns on the negotiations out of respect for my finances and more importantly the mongering nation.

Once the bills were safely tucked in their Coach knock off hand bags they frantically began to unzip my pants to see what the flashy american was packin. I could see that I was in for a more than informal greeting so I asked the driver to raise the partition and circle a couple of blocks.

They both took turns swallowing my dick bbbj while the other smothered my every breathe with their huge cilicone breasts. I think it was safe to say that I was in heaven. After about 10 minutes i was dropped back off at the Holiday and walked in with a big breasted beauty on each arm.

Henry waited down stairs as we went up. When we got up to the room one of them had pulled out my bill fold and tried to "negotiate" I deal with contracts all day and pretty much talk for a living so although i thought her attempt to drain me for more fedia was cute, that lasted for about 2 seconds.

Both girls continued the bbbj and strapped on the rain coat and spent about 30 minutes feasting on one girl whlie the other road RCG. I generally dont like to eat pussy with a pro unless I have fully examined her with a black light and met and tested every single person she has slept with but... I was so drunk and horny that I decided to make an acception.

Soon my 90 minutes of bliss was up and my carriage quickly turned into a pumpkin and I was spent... (that was until 20 minutes later when I realized I was in a tropical paradies with Maxim Models waiting 3 blocks away to fuck my brains out) I showered went down and grabbed Henry and I was back on the prowl.

Massage Parlors

I've went to Idem and New Fantasy this session was from my previous trip and an update of my experience this trip.

The first time I went to NF was about 4 years ago and I actually had some really good sessions with some 7 1/2's. I was at the Del Rey and it was filled with a bunch of fat hidden (really tight jeans hiding their fat with stretch marks)Colombians and I wanted to branch out so I struck up a conversation with this old guy at the main bar and he told me about NF.

I immediately ditched my bro grabbed a cab and was out. When I went there i looked through the 1 way glass to check out the talent and then I decided to say screw it and just walk around and meet them in person (back then I was all roided out and extremely drunk and well... kind of a cocky asshole but in a good way...) so I grabbed 2 girls and I was then walking into the next room behind the greeting counter (Jonesie you know the one I think its the sauna)Both girls were $80 total for the hour.

I think it was the smaller sauna (I skipped the dressing room and shower). Both girls sat on each side of me the cuter one started rubbing my back while the other started to run her finger nails up and down my inner thigh while the other then began to suck on my ear and breathe heavily into it. Needless to say I was at full attention and throbbing.

I had my eyes closed as I was definitely trying to get in the moment and concentrate on feeling the moment instead of seeing it when I felt the girl tickling my legs start to suck the tip of my dick BB. This was my first real mongering experience out of the states so bbbj was completely foreign to me. After about 5 minutes of her mouth full of american meat the other girl said something in spanish and then I was being dragged toweless at this point down the hall to the steam room.

I think this steam room was made for midgets because I remember having to duck quite a bit to go in. I remember them both sitting down and me being hesitant to go in because there was another dude in their receiving oral negotiations.

When I stepped in the door way to go in, the steam that was coming out of the hose/tube positioned at the top of the door way blasted me in the face and blinded me for a second. I think if I was 5"4" like most of the natives instead of 6"4" I might of missed the scolding hot steam that about made me lose my own steam.

Long story short I ended up sitting down recovering my sight while the other dude cut out. Immediately after he left, both girls instantly positioned their mouths on each side of my cock and started licking in sync up and down up and down at one point they took turns one with my balls in one girls mouth and the other bobbing on my tip.

I seriously almost exploded as the cialis was in full swing and the session was unbelievable. As a side note I wanted to let the members of CH that I recently opened up a new pharmacy that is geared towards pain pills but I also provide cialis and viagra with no prescription needed. I only ship to the states and its all overnight shipping. If you mention club hombre to one of my representatives you can recieve $10 off your first order (FYI Im not trying to be tacky by touting, this is simply something to help those last minute mongerers traveling on short notice or simply those that simply like to keep their privacy intact. visit www.painpillprescription.com to place your order) I was about to pass out from the steam so we took it up stairs and pulled multiple positions and finished. I would have to say that was one of the most memorable sessions I have had thus far. Wow that was quite the tangent.

I thought Idem which was a dump with no talent. Kind of a cool little bar but that was about it. I went to NF and Idem in 08 and really thought those places had gone WAaaaayyy down hill. I will get some of the pics I have of the 2 girls on my first night I think I might when my first award on with these. Im going to submit photos to admin because I have no idea how to post them here the usability of CH could use a little work. Stay tuned for next day Jaco trip

Joseph

By bluelight on Friday, January 01, 2010 - 09:37 am:  Edit

This casino, any idea how many decks the Black Jack game has? Does 21 pay 2-1?

By Joseph666 on Friday, January 01, 2010 - 11:12 am:  Edit

I don't know if thats a serious question but I'll answer it all the same. There are about 4-5 black jack tables, a roullette table and a carribean stud table at the end next to the cashier. I remember the BJ tables having a 1 deck shoe and yes I believe the pay out is 2-1. Btw kudos to your girls in south africa they actually looked pretty attractive.
Joseph

By Joseph666 on Friday, January 01, 2010 - 11:44 am:  Edit

Clarification on the limo link. The one I posted is in the states. Here is the link of the one in SJ http://www.jaguarlimousineservices.com/ The owner is a canadian guy named Mike. He has a few emplyees and has always been realy easy to deal with. he can help with apartment rentals VIP transportation and pretty much anything. He would be good to talk to for first timers

By John2510 on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 04:42 pm:  Edit

"I recently opened up a new pharmacy that is geared towards pain pills but I also provide cialis and viagra with no prescription needed. I only ship to the states and its all overnight shipping."

If there isn't a separate thread for vendors and spammers... there should be.

By Joseph666 on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 06:10 pm:  Edit

"FYI Im not trying to be tacky by touting, this is simply something to help those last minute mongerers traveling on short notice or simply those that simply like to keep their privacy intact"

I think you left this part out...

By Secrt_squirrel on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 04:52 pm:  Edit

Is that Holiday Inn chica friendly? Is it walking distance to the places you talked about?

By Hungry1 on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 10:31 pm:  Edit

The Holiday Inn allows guests but when I was there four years ago the joiner fee was $15 per guest. Could be more now.

The Hotel is only two blocks from the Hotel Del Rey. Although, I have seen many warnings against walking through the park after dark. Probably best to take a taxi at night.

H1

By Joseph666 on Sunday, March 14, 2010 - 06:29 pm:  Edit

The Holiday Inn charges $45 per girl (rediculous amount) they told me that they are trying to clean up their image so they raised their rate to try to discourage mongerers from bringing girls to the hotel. As for walking through the park at night I have done that many times alone and have never had any problems. The only thing you'll run into is a bunch of hot looking transvestites Good from far but far from good kinda thing. I was walking behind the hotel one night (drunk as hell) and a girl came up to me grabbed my dick and started rubbing it, she then took it out and was about to perform when I asked her what her name was and I got a very deep voice answer "Milana". Needless to say I jumped back and stop the situation from going further. Ideally I would be really pissed and probably would have resorted to violance but I decided to just laugh it off. As I turned the corner I did a quick pat down to make sure my shit was in tact and noticed i was lifted for a $50 bill. Moral of the story if your going to let a transvestite blow you on a public street at 4am.. make sure you have a firm grip on your belongings :-)lol

By Captdan on Friday, April 30, 2010 - 11:26 am:  Edit

Anybody have any up to date info the Presidente's
guest policy, i know about dress codes,etc, but are they still allowed in, also any info on comparable alternative accommodations (other than the delray) would be appreciated


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