2010/02 Bwana_Dik - AC Fun

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By Bwana_dik on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 02:45 am:  Edit

This won't be a full blown (pun intended) TR. Just wanted to show ya'll what your missing by not being here. Let's hope this posts:

Photos: Visa - Shadows II 01 02

By Bwana_dik on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 02:54 am:  Edit

This little sweetheart is Visa. When she told me her name, I told her mine was American Express.

Visa works at Shadows, one of the blowjob bars on Santos. She's just turned 19, and says she's leaving AC in about 8 days...pity.

What's hard to see in these pics is that she has an absolutely perfect pair of tits hiding under that shirt. She is tiny, but her tits are not.

For a bit under $20 I spent three hours of strenuous physical exertion with her back at my hotel. It was supposed to be 2 hours, but we lost track of time.

She's coming over tomorrow to go swimming and for a encore performance.

By El_apodo on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 06:50 am:  Edit

BD,

I call foul! You can't talk about the tits without SHOWING the tits!!

We'll be expecting a full expose.

EA

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 07:00 am:  Edit

I wish her name was Vagina. Yowza! She's the stuff dreams are made of. Let's hear it for happy endings-My Image-

By Blissman on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 08:35 am:  Edit

I like the idea of meeting a woman named Vagina. At least it seems like a litte insurance against her having "extra equipment". On the other hand, if you meet a "woman" named Ana Conda, stay away.

By Hunterman on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 11:59 am:  Edit

Continuing the credit card theme, I'd be wary if I met one on Santos named "Discover."

Good find, BD. I love Santos bars. I think Ida is still at Honky Tonk; she's one of my own favorites (in terms of performance as well as cuteness, although a little pudgy for my preferences).

By Topfotog on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 12:16 pm:  Edit

BD: Thanks for the teaser. Will be in AC at the end of March. I never did much hunting on Santos, do the girls wear the same ID badges as in the bars? Visa looks young, did you make an age check? Does their IDs certifies they are over 18?

By Hunterman on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 12:49 pm:  Edit

They have no badges, and they are not all over 18. It's up to you to be careful.

By Paulyvegas on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 12:49 pm:  Edit

Bwana...

Very nice indeed. Santos blew me away last August with a dozen or more like your cutie. Affectionate spinners, less maintenance than Medellin Mansion girls, at 1/3 the price. No attitudes or drama queen shit, photos and vids ok, no begging for no rubber. Too bad she won't be there when I get back to AC in July.

By Blazers on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 01:31 pm:  Edit

Cute girl. Agree with Hunterman...be careful with ones like this...yikes.

By Paulyvegas on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

Just for clarification...if I take a girl out of a Santos bar that HAS ID that I CHECK but the ID is fake, and I'm stopped by a cop who can prove that...am I in trouble? I take it that the "How was I supposed to know she has ID and I got her in a bar not on the street" defense will be no good?

By Hunterman on Saturday, February 06, 2010 - 04:20 pm:  Edit

Best strategy is to stay at Wild Orchid, have the girl go across the street separately. That might not stop a sting, but the I believe the Santos bar girls would be very unlikely to be involved in stings (bad for business).

Anyway, I don't recall seeing any cops on Santos Street, at least in uniform.

By I_am_sancho on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 01:30 am:  Edit

I know that one very well and I suspect allot of guys around here do. She was in fact 18 when she started last year. She does have ID behind the bar and will bring it along if asked. A friend of hers who loves me to much and I trust not to superfluously lie to me (she would only lie to me if there were something in it for her) confirmed it is a true and valid ID.

Recently she refused to go with me again because someone else in that bar started a complete bullshit rumour that I may have HIV. Which I most definitely don't.

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 03:15 am:  Edit

IAS-
Yikes! The way these girls share rumors, you could be in trouble next time in town.

There are a number of cuties on Santos right now. My friend Minda, who I posted pictures of a couple of years ago, has returned to Shadows. She and Visa came over today for a swim/fuck party. Minda has a very fine body!

Last night I had a pretty bizarre experience. I pulled a girl named Bambi out of Voodoo. She's neither the prettiest girl, nor does she have the best body, but by all accounts she is a nasty girl, and I was looking for a dose of nasty after almost ODing on sweetness.

Bambi certainly lived up to the nasty reputation. Round one was BBBJCIM in the jacuzzi. As soon as we were out she said she wanted more, started sucking away, which led to standard in bed. Thirty minutes after the successful completion of round 2, she starts on me again, and says she wants me to fuck her ass. We were unsuccessful, as her ass was too tight. She confessed that she is a 3-holer, but mostly fucks "Korean guys with little dicks." These girls can be brutal.

I figured I could now get a little rest, so turned out the lights. She got up about 15 minutes later and said she was going out to have a cigarette (I'd told her she couldn't smoke in the room). So she took off, and I figured she was gone for the night, but an hour or so later she returns with food and a couple of porn DVDs that she'd bought from the vendors on Fields.

At this point I was fucking exhausted from, well, all the fucking, but she was having none of that. She put on a DVD and started trying to mimic all the things the "actresses" were doing on video. I finally popped a third time and begged her to let me sleep. It was about 3am at this point (we'd gotten an early start).

She kindly let me sleep for all of three hours and then I awoke to the sound of moaning and grunting coming from the TV--more porn--and her sucking my cock. She told me that if I could make her cum again she'd leave and let me sleep. Why I didn't say "fuck yourself, get your ass out of here" I don't know. So gave it my best, got her off and out, and finally got to sleep.

Bambi is a pretty deranged, goofy chick. She's not GFE, just total animal sex with no "off" switch. If that's what you want, give her a spin, but don't expect to get much rest. She's dumb as a stump, even by AC bargirl standards.

After her and the dupla today, I think I'm going to take it easy tonight.

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 03:21 am:  Edit

An interesting side note to the Visa story: she wasn't even on duty when I pulled her. When I walked into Shadows to see what was available, of course the oldest, ugliest and most aggressive of the "girls" latches onto me and I had to yell at her to get her to get her hands out of my shorts. So finally I can sit and relax with an SML, and out walks Visa. Everyone there takes note of my reaction, so we are introduced, and I say "let's skip the formalities and go fuck." Only when we get to the hotel does she tell me that her shift doesn't start until 6 pm (I met her at 1pm). She lives in the back of the bar and was just coming out to look for a friend. My good luck!

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 03:26 am:  Edit

PV-

Meant to respond to your question. The rules in AC/Philippines are the same as most places, including the States: if you're caught fucking an underage girl, you are screwed, regardless of whether she deceived you with a fake ID. Of course, if you haven't actually fucked her, you can usually get out of the situation. But the onus is yours...

BTW, I still think your AC report is the best I've ever read.

BD

By Bluestraveller on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 08:10 am:  Edit

" So gave it my best, got her off and out, and finally got to sleep. "

Bwana, you have always as a giving and sharing type of person. Congrats.

By Paulyvegas on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 09:33 am:  Edit

Thanks, Bwana...coming from you, that's a serious compliment.

Wow, pure ignorance on my part then, thinking that if a chick is in an AC bar, doesn't matter if she looks young, she's been checked out, gotta be 18.

How do the bars stay in business then if they traffic in underagers? I would think the authorities would be all over them daily?

Good thing too, I guess, that I stay at Central Park. It's only two blocks from Santos and that other street where they hang. A quick walk to safety.

If they can easily get fake ID's, how can you ever really be safe?

By smitopher on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 10:57 am:  Edit

You can be "safe" by never going to AC.

Damn that is harsh.

You can be "safer" by never hooking up with anyone who appears to be under 40.

Damn, still harsh.

you can be pretty darn safe by never seeking out something that is illegal.

Uhm... Our hobby is illegal.

Realistically speaking, if you are not looking to hookup with underage girls and exercise a reasonable amount of judgment about avoiding a situation that will get you in trouble, you will not get in trouble.

Looking for an out for a situation for which you should of known better calls into question either your judgment or motives.

I need to go on a trip... soon.

By Lovingmarvin on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 02:23 pm:  Edit

Counting the days until my first AC trip....will be there on the 2/28... BD - thanks for the great reports. Sounds like an awesome place.

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 03:44 pm:  Edit

Thanks, BT. I do my best to be kind and generous with the girls ;-)

PV, most of the bars do try to avoid having underage girls, and since girls have to apply for licenses to work in the bars, they have to show acceptable ID to the officials to get their license. But some of the BJ bars, in particular, seem to have a few girls around who are unable to show you their license. Odds of getting an underage girl at a bar are pretty damned low. The thing to avoid is street girls. Plenty of girls peddle their asses on the streets. Given all the "dancers wanted signs" around town, you might be wary about why they are hooking on the street. Some are underage. Some of the underage girls work with the police, scamming tourists. I have a hard and fast rule: no street girls.

So yesterday was another good day. I took the girl from my first night in town (sorry, no pics) to SM Mall to see Avatar in 3D, followed by some thank you sex (cost = 250p including drink and popcorn).

At about 7 I started the rounds of the Fields bars (will hit Perimeter today) with a guy I met during my last trip. Along the way I had the pleasure of running into Khun_Mor and his girlfriend at Dirty Duck. DD has been absolutely packed every night, even when other bars are empty. They must be doing something right. Part of their appeal is they have a double shift of girls on duty. The owners are opening a new bar across the street, and have been hiring the staff for that bar and putting them to work in DD until the other place opens.

Photo: Dyke - Dirty Duck 03
Here's a cute little girl at DD. Perfect tits. I tried to get a pic of them as she changed tops:

Photo: Dyke - Dirty Duck 04
Not bad...

And here she is showing off with her dyke girlfriend. They wanted to barfine as a package, and I wasn't interested.

Photo: Dyke - Dirty Duck 05

I had to crop Khum_Mor's image out...

So the barhop continued. So many bars! In one of them the men's bathroom ("CR" in AC talk) was crowded with girls who were adjusting makeup, sending texts to their WU Boys, and just talking. Both urinals were occupied, and one girl picked up on my look of impatience and said "If you want to, you can pee in my mouth." All of the girls burst into high-pitched howls. I passed on that opportunity.

Some Aussie was in Geckos throwing money around and had most of the girls in the place clustered around him. He was buying SMLs for them (double-priced lady drinks) and playing drinking games. At least a couple of the girls had to head to the back because they were sick. Me, I don't see any fun in getting girls so fucked up that there's a risk of them projectile vomiting expensive drinks in my lap.

I finally pulled this cutie from Valhalla. Jane was the "Anti-Bambi" (see last night's description): sweet, tender, considerate. Fortunately she was also quite skilled and energetic. Two rounds last night and one this morning left me happy and her a bit better off financially.

Photo: Jane - Valhalla 06

By Lovingmarvin on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 03:51 pm:  Edit

Stop these reports now, otherwise I will be tempted (even more) to change my ticket to come sooner and that will cost me a fortune :-)

By Blazers on Sunday, February 07, 2010 - 11:44 pm:  Edit

I don't believe that Ronalie works at Dirty Duck. Used to go out with the owner of Asian Escapades but unsure what she is up to these days.

By Dongringo on Monday, February 08, 2010 - 01:16 pm:  Edit

I predict LovingMarvin may become a regular visitor to AC.

I'll even give odds of 5 to 1 on 10 bucks!

By Bwana_dik on Monday, February 08, 2010 - 05:39 pm:  Edit

Ronalie has worked here, there and everywhere. Last time I saw her she was at the old Tender Touch. She was at DD hoping to enter a wet t-shirt contest that apparently didn't come off.

This place has worn me out, and I'm ready to get out of here. Seven days is a few too many for me. Aside from the girls, I find the AC scene grim, ugly, tedious, boring, etc. I've finished three books this week by the pool at PB (including "The Satanic Verses," which is no short read), seen a couple of movies at SM, and been inside the same bars often enough that I started hearing the same stories repeated by girls, mamasans, and bar managers.

I did my first repeat of the week by grabbing Visa and barhopping with her. She declared herself a "certified alcoholic" and proved it by pounding down multiple shots of tequila in rapid succession. It made for an interesting evening.

A couple more pics of Visa:

Photos: Visa - Shadows II 07 08

By Hungry1 on Monday, February 08, 2010 - 07:57 pm:  Edit

"She was at DD hoping to enter a wet t-shirt contest that apparently didn't come off."

Damn, it's always better when the wet t-shirts come off.

"She declared herself a "certified alcoholic" and proved it by pounding down multiple shots of tequila in rapid succession. It made for an interesting evening."

Everytime I have ever mixed bar girls and tequila it has always ended badly with the girl spending most of the night in the bathroom, face down in the toilet. Hopefully your evening was 'interesting' in a different way.

H1

By Concarne on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 07:07 am:  Edit

I am here knee deep buried in snow...damn!

Sweet report and pics mate!

By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 01:00 pm:  Edit

hmmmm "I find the AC scene grim, ugly, tedious, boring" The worst thing that can happen to me is being bored...I usually get in big trouble when I get bored as I look for things to keep myself entertained. Initially I was waiting to hold off to finalize my Pattaya arrangements, as i was planning on staying one week in AC and one Pattaya , to maybe stay more time in AC - I certainly cannot remember one time getting bored in Pattaya. This is making me reconsider once again and just keep the plans as is....

By Gurock1 on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 01:58 pm:  Edit

LM:

I think you're a little like me. When you get bored in AC you can start finding crazy stuff to while away time. Like going into gogos and trying to get girls to trade their cherry ass for a "Happy Meal". My traditional I give you drink, "Happy Meal" and pay bar if you give me Cherry Ass. Or trying to get the girls to give sample boom boom in the CR. I bring my vibrator to the bar and try to get girls to let me do them with the vibrator in the bar if I buy them a drink. There are things you can find to do when you're bored. Another one is to barfine three Santos girls, very cheap and have a blowjob contest in the room with the winner to get a 500 Peso tip. A good way to spend three hours for less then a hundred US in total. Another way to cut boredom it to get girls for pool party and see who will let you fuck them in the swimming pool at Pacific Breeze.

In short guys like you and me need to let our sleazy side come out. If these perversities don't excite you at all you can get bored easy in AC. I think that having read your prior posts you have this side to you like me. I know that Rio girls are willing to let you do a lot. AC girls act all innocent and part of the fun is getting them to agree to stuff that shocks them. Things like sex in public, free samples, sex contests in the room. Remember that Pattaya is a few hours and a hundred or so dollar ticket away if you really get bored. I also like to rent a motorbike and go riding with my wife du jour, take my wife du jour to a movie and try to get a BJ in the theater. You have to let your imagination soar and remember that barfines are cheap. It's cheap to barfine multiple girls and throw to the curb what you don't want.

By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 02:33 pm:  Edit

Fortunately, three shots of tequila just made her extra horny.

There are lots of ways to kill time in AC, but most involve drinking, and I'm not much of a drinker. I drink more water and soda while barhopping than anything else.

Barfines are cheap, and finding amusing combinations can be fun. So, you go into a bar and find the girl who gives the best BJ, along with the hottest cherry girl, barfine both, and have the pro give instructions to the cherry girl, with you serving as the model. Or ask the mamasans to point out the girls that like other girls. Pick the hottest one, ask her to pick out another girl, and head home for a private show (did this yesterday).

Nevertheless, I still get bored in AC. I can't fuck every waking hour, and the setting is just so grim. Nothing like watching a bunch of raggedy-ass expats sucking down SMLs at 9am while you're having breakfast at the Ville. You can walk the length of Fields and see if you can guess how many times you'll hear the phrase "Viagra, boss?" (Answer: too many times).

Last night I was talking with a guy who's in town for 9 weeks. He's at the halfway point in his trip and told me the boredom is reaching near-suicidal levels. Side trips to Subic and such haven't helped, as it's all same-same. He;s considering blowing his prepaid rent and getting the hell out of there.

I think 4 nights would be about right for me.

Both those AC girls certainly are sweet and juicy. I wish I could transport them to BKK or Phuket.

By El_apodo on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 02:48 pm:  Edit

BD,

Ten days is about my limit in AC. Of course, I generally go there when I am bone-tired from work and spend a lot of time catching up on my rest - between barfines. I'm also easily amused, but really haven't done much outside the bar scene in the PI. I keep telling myself that I'll do something different "next trip." Of course, next trip comes and I fall right into the same old rut.

EA

By Porker on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 - 02:53 pm:  Edit

Bwana, re: boredom, do you have many friends in AC? I'm sure you have many in other venues and that makes trips all the more enjoyable for you. I have had a lot of fun mongering solo in many locations, but my favorite times on trips have been shared with many good friends on this board.

Just a thought.

By Bwana_dik on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - 09:51 am:  Edit

Porker,
I have a few friends in AC, but that's not the issue. I had multiple partners in crime in AC this time, and barhopped with them. But in a place like Rio I'll spend 4 hours at the beach surfing. I'll spend hours combing through the bins at music stores around town. I'll spend some evenings at live music venues hearing some of the best musicians in the world. Not an option in Rio.

The friends issue does play a role. Many of my Rio friends are not involved in the P4P scene at all, so the conversations we have and the things we do are a bit more varied. In AC it seems there are two topics of conversation: the girls and the bars. You start feeling like you're having the same conversation repeatedly. Two of the three other guys I hung with on this trip also confessed to being bored out of their minds, so it's definitely not an idiosyncratic response. One friend said it all seemed like the movie "Groundhog Day."

By Superion187 on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - 01:03 pm:  Edit

Bwana I see that you still enjoy AC despite how boring it can be there when not mongering.

Question: I like Rio and Angeles, but I'm not sure which one I want to do for my next trip. In light of the recent changes in Rio with Help closing, do you think that it's still worth it to go there considering that many of the Copa girls are hardcore now?

By Bwana_dik on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - 01:59 pm:  Edit

If Help was a really big part Rio for you, you might be happier elsewhere. But I would not say that Copa girls are more hardcore now than they were 2-3 years ago. At the same time, it's unlikely that any college sweeties will wander into Balcony looking to make some money (like they used to in Help).

Help was very peripheral to how I did Rio, so it's closing has only a minimal impact. I used to come by the Terraço after the termas closed just to watch the show, but didn't pull girls from there. I had (and have) my own private stock of numbers that I call if I want company in my apartment.

So, it depends on whether Help was central or peripheral to your Rio mongering.

And, yes, I had a great time with the girls of AC. It's the town I dislike.

By Radioman on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - 04:06 pm:  Edit

Bwana, thanks for a great bit of info on my favorite place.

If you think you are bored in AC and suffer through ground hog day experiences, imagine what it is like for many of the girls. I heard an estimate of 4,000 working girls in the bars in AC. There can't be that many of them getting barfined. These girls are bored out of their minds, and many of them get sick of the barfine scene very quickly.

Many of them are forced to go to AC from the provinces to support the family. They are given an enormous guilt trip to support the family. I have had many girls tell me "I am the bread winner, I must work." It is very sad but true.

Despite this, most of the girls I find are in great spirits, and are fun to hang with. In fact if you show them a good time they are so appreciative. If you are "mabait" kind and generous, they will do anything for you.

While it is easy to get bored in AC I spend my time hunting for the hot young spinner babes like the one at the top of this trip report. Finding a girl like that can make the trip worth the effort. I also have a group of girls that I see that are not working girls and are thrilled every time I go back there. You can imagine why. I take good care of them...and they do the same to me.

Regarding the ID situation, I always take a picture of the girls ID if I am taking her to the room and if I am taking her picture. Later, if my camera or laptop is searched, I have proof of the ages of each girl.

There are plenty of fake ID's in AC. It is the fake ID capital of the world. It still pays to follow common sense. If you think she is underage, she probably is.

This has never happened to me, but there are stories of girls working the streets that are known as "assets of the police." If they can get a foreigner to do something with them, they turn them in to police who then do a wicked shake down to get into your wallet. I have heard of guys coughing up 200,000 pesos, over $4 grand, to get out of the country. The girls (or in some cases the Baklas) are given a commission for their efforts to catch the johns. Be careful...and be smart.


rm

By Socrates69 on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - 08:12 pm:  Edit

wow, the stories of the bj master teaching the young chickling and the some of the insatiable girls is out of this world. thanks for sharing.

I think radioman gives great advice when saying to use common sense and if you looks underage, than she'll look underage to customs as well regardless if they are over 18.

By Khun_mor on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 10:53 am:  Edit

Ronalie does not work at Dirty Duck or anywhere else for that matter. She was there with me. We are "close friends". The other girl just came over to say hello and Bwana caught them playing a bit. Ronalie was not entered in the wet T shirt contest because the girls who work there would have been pissed off. It was supposed to be just for them and first prize was 5,000 peso. They will kill for that much. Ronalie was just going to open it off with a dance or two at the request of Martin the manager.

The wet t shirt contest did go on two days later on Martin's birthday. A very wild night indeed.Could not really call it a wet T shirt contest though as after Ronalie started it off topless the rest of the girls started off naked. Some good old fashioned AC dancing involving beer bottles and audience participation ensued. There were 12 girls entered and each tried to outdo the previous dancer.Actually had to cut it off as the girls were getting really into it and the door was not locked. Dirty Duck has no buffer or warning system for the police.

Good to see you again Bwana albeit briefly !

By Bwana_dik on Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 03:46 pm:  Edit

Dirty Duck really was tops in terms of talent and energy. I'm sorry I didn't see you again, KM. I wish I could have seen the contest!

By John2510 on Friday, February 12, 2010 - 09:09 pm:  Edit

"But the onus is yours..."

Man, I hate having an onus...

By I_am_sancho on Saturday, March 06, 2010 - 02:17 pm:  Edit

For the record, either Visa did NOT leave AC after 8 days or has returned already because she was certainly present and accounted for as of 3 days ago. She still wouldn't go with me and gave me a dirty look and tried to warn off a new girl from going with me (not that the new girl listened to her) so now I officially do not like Visa any more. She used to be fun but she no love me now.

By Bwana_dik on Saturday, March 06, 2010 - 07:56 pm:  Edit

I guess my talk with Visa worked. I suspected that the "I'm leaving soon" line was a con.

Well, I still love Visa, but only ST.


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