Timing

I was in São Paulo:

From	To	Number of Nights
May 17	May 21	5
June 13	June 14	2
Total		7

Statistics

During my 7-day stay in São Paulo, I had:

ST	10
LT	1
Girls	10

Boates & Saunas

Cafe Millennium

Information

* Website
-- http://www.cafemillenium.com.br
-- Currently not working

* Address
-- Rua Coronel Diogo 1199
-- Jardin da Glória

* Entrance Fee
-- 100 BRL minimum consumption

* Programas
-- 70 BRL for the room
-- Garota fee to be negotiated
-- Generally 200-300 BRL

Observations

Millennium is the only upscale boate I visited in São Paulo. The entrance fee is steep, but at least it’s consumable. Your drinks, ladies drinks and food all count towards the minimum consumption. Compared to some of the other high end places in São Paulo, that’s actually a decent deal. Visiting Bahamas will set you back 123 BRL, including... absolutely nothing. At Bomboa, the 150 BRL cover charge buys you 6 beers. Stepping into Cafe Photo will cost you 190 BRL, including 4 beers...

As you’d expect in an upscale boate in São Paulo, the quality was high. Then again, it wasn’t as if the place was crawling with supermodels either. The boate was extremely crowded on a Thursday night and the male/female ratio was definitely not in my favor.

The garota I finally hooked up with was great company in the boate. But when Natasha got to the crunch, she wanted 1000 BRL to spend the night with me. Or 300 BRL (+ 70 BRL for the room) for an on-site ST. And she wouldn’t budge!

None of the other girls I approached were willing to accompany me to my apartment. Since I wasn’t carrying my camera, I had no interest in an on-site session. Places that provide rooms should also provide lockers, as the termas in Rio do. I guess boates are simply not my style. And I have to admit...the truly high end places in a city as expensive as São Paulo are beyond my budget.

Eu & Elas

Information

* Website
-- http://www.eueelas.com.br

* Address
-- Rua Pires da Mota 494

* Entrance Fee
-- 79 BRL
-- Includes 2 drinks
-- Includes buffet food

* Programas
-- 59 BRL for the room
-- Garota fee to be negotiated
-- Usually 150 BRL

Observations

Eu & Elas is a bona fide termas (sauna in São Paulo terminology). My kinda place! Considering the quality of the garotas & facilities, Eu & Elas would probably be considered a 2nd tier termas in Rio. But in São Paulo, it’s the top sauna in town.

The rooms are large and feature a round bed, a mirror on the wall and en-suite shower facilities. But there’s an alternative... you can avoid the room fee by fucking the girl in public in the open room. That option strangely appealed to me, but since I wouldn’t be allowed to take pictures, I decided against it. But if I ever did a repeat in Eu & Elas... the open room would be my venue of choice.

I visited on a slow Saturday night and the selection wasn’t great. I did see pictures of some real babes on the big screen, but they didn’t work weekends. Still, Jacqueline put in a stellar performance and Simone was a godsend. She ended up spending the night with me and Simone and I totally connected. My Princesa Negra was my favorite girl of this whole trip!

Kilt Shows

Information

* Website
-- http://www.kiltshows.com.br

* Address
-- Rua Nestor Pestana 266
-- Centro

* Entrance Fee
-- 45 BRL
-- Includes 1 drink

Observations

Kilt Shows was pumping on a busy Thursday night. Tons of customers and, once again, a horrible male/female ratio. The quality was definitely a notch lower than at Millennium, with many older garotas. Nevertheless, I spotted a handful of girls I would have loved to get to know better. Unfortunately, they already had company. The one hottie that seemed unattached wasn’t interested... in me or anybody else.

São Paulo is basically dead on Sundays. Apart from the low end options on Rua Augusta, the only places I know to be open on Sundays are Bahamas and Kilt Shows.

Love Story

Information

* Website
-- http://www.danceterialovestory.com.br

* Address
-- Rua Araújo 232
-- Centro

* Entrance Fee
-- 35 BRL
-- Includes 1 drink
-- 50 BRL
-- Includes 2 drinks

Observations

Love Story is an after-hours disco that doesn’t get going until late. The place was happening at 4 AM on a Thursday night and still going strong when I left after 7 AM.

Plenty of young Brasileiros trying to score freebies. The odd foreigner looking for some company. Unfortunately, the quality was deplorable. The hot garotas probably do good business on a busy Thursday night and fail to show up at Love Story after work. Anyway, I only spotted one girl I was interested in. She had her arms around a kid half my age and only wanted taxi fare from me.

One good thing about Love Story is that there are no attached rooms. Take-out only!

Balnéario

Information

* Address
-- Rua Augusta

* Entrance Fee
-- 10 BRL
-- Includes 2 beers
-- 20 BRL
-- Includes use of the sauna and 1 beer

* Programas
-- 20 BRL for the room & kit
-- 50 BRL for the girl

Observations

Balnéario is a low-end sauna on Rua Augusta. Most of the garotas were over the hill and I didn’t spot any really gems, but a few of the girls were doable.

The rooms are small, but clean and feature a shower, but no hot water. Duda put in a great performance. The other garota I wanted to sample was too busy.

Since Balnéario is fully staffed on a Sunday afternoon, when nothing else is happening in São Paulo, the place is worth checking out.

Casarão

Information

* Address
-- Rua Augusta

* Entrance Fee
-- 10 BRL
-- Includes 1 beer

* Programas
-- 22 BRL for the room & kit
-- Garota fee to be negotiated
-- Between 60-100 BRL

Observations

Casarão is right next door to Balnéario. Casarão is a boate, not a sauna. Unlike its neighbor, it only gets going at night.

Casarão looks pretty upscale, and the girls present themselves better than the Balnéario girls in terms of dress and make-up. But they aren’t any younger or more beautiful.

The rooms are large and there’s a mirror by the side of the bed. But they look worn and there’s very little light.

I fancied fucking a Japonesa and Leia fit the bill. She took great care of me in the boate, but turned out to be a lying bitch who didn’t deliver what she promised.

Escorts

Escort Sites

The list of escort sites for São Paulo is endless. I’ll only mention my favorite sites:

http://www.chantily.com.br/saopaulo/acompanhantes.htm
http://www.ellass.com.br
http://www.erosguide.com.br
http://www.mclass.com.br
http://www.meianove.com.br
http://www.pimp.com.br
http://www.sexdreams.com.br

Observations

The great thing about São Paulo escort sites is that most girls show their face. On M Class, the overview pages contain facial close-ups of each and every girl. For a face man like me, that’s just how it should be. I wish all escort sites would follow the M Class model... without the ridiculous Photoshopping that makes all the girls look like plastic Barbie dolls.

In terms of selection and truth in advertizing, I would say that Sex Dreams is the best site. Meia Nove has a limited selection, but tons of great pictures. All in all, the Photoshopping on São Paulo escort sites isn’t too bad.

Unlike in Rio, where most escorts work through escort agencies, the São Paulo escorts are independent. Almost all escorts receive customers in their apartment. Most will also visit you at your hotel. You’ll have to pay for the taxi and the girl may also charge extra for her travel time. Visiting her apartment by public transport is definitely the most economical option.

Before calling any São Paulo escort, I highly recommend you check out her reviews on GP Guia. The São Paulo section is extremely active, and you’ll find reviews on almost every escort in town. Even if you can’t read the actual reviews (in Portuguese), the stats will tell you everything you need to know.

When I ordered the escorts by performance, the undisputed number one was Meyre Gueixa. From what I’ve read, this Japonesa was 45 yo and none too pretty, but she amassed over 600 positive reviews... before she retired. The current #1 is Cris Carioca, with over 400 positive reviews.

Clínicas & Privês

Clínicas & Privês are another option in São Paulo. I compiled a long list of clínicas, but never got round to visiting any of them. Clínicas are a middle of the road option, where you can get good service for a reasonable price. And if the chemistry is right, you may be able to convince the garota to meet you outside. They close early!

Privês are a step down from the clínicas. Once again, I never visited any of the places on my list.

Final Words

São Paulo has a vast array of P4P options on offer. Doing proper research on the São Paulo scene takes ages. São Paulo is a sprawling city. Distances are huge. Taxis are expensive. Using public transport takes getting used to. Everything about São Paulo is just too damn big. A difficult place to get to grips with for a first time visitor. São Paulo is also a very expensive place to monger. But the quality is undeniable.

If you’ve ever fantasized about fucking a bona fide Playboy model, São Paulo is the place to go to make your dream come true. I fucked a Playboy bunny. I fucked a Playmate. They’ll never take that away from me. All that’s left is to find myself a cover girl/centerfold. If I ever manage to complete the triple, I’m sure it’ll be in... São Paulo.