By Radioman on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 - 05:48 pm: Edit |
When you first walk in to HK you will be amazed. On a Thursday night about 8 pm I walk in to find about 75-100 girls working. These are mostly top of the line girls. No uglies. No fatties. Mostly 7, 8, 9 and yes a few 10's. If a girl looks like Anna Kornikova with big boobs I give her a 10. I found one working here. Frankly I do not see how Adelitas stays in business with this kind of competition nearby.
I made a few walk throughs at AB. Still hotties here. Same setup. Girls stake a spot and strike a pose. A few were amazing. But they really want nothing to do with you except to take your 60 bucks and go upstairs. There is one stage here, with an occasional girl dancing, and a bunch of stuck up bitches working the sidelines like their shit don't stink.
Hong Kong girls work the room. You really don't have to do much. They are much more aggressive. They have no problem sitting with you for a beer and if they are not rubbing your cock or thrusting their tits in your mouth or plunging your fingers in their pussy by the time the drink is finished start over. The next one will. Imagine trying to feel up one of the bitches standing like a statue at AB. This Trip Report is not a knock on Adelitas, I just mention them for comparison sake.
At HK, I had one girl sit next to me and whisper in my ear in perfect english: "I want you to touch me all over. I wanna take u upstairs and let u finger my pussy. I will suck your cock and let you cum in my mouth. I will leave u begging for more. Come on let's go." She was a little older than I liked but not bad. I took a rain check.
Before I continue let me describe Hong Kong. The place is huge. There are 3 floors all built for action. 3 big stages and a few little ones. Walkways above allow you to view the action below. A maze of catwalks allow you and the girls to walk around the second floor that is open to view the girls below. The third floor is a series of VIP lounges with couches and glass to view the action below. On one level there is a row of private stalls where girls give one on one lap dances for 20 bucks for 3 songs. You can take a girl into the upper private lounges buying her a bucket of 7 beers for 45 bucks. You are not supposed to fuck her there but with the right masero and a little tip they don't give a shit. Unlike strip clubs in the states this place seems to always be rocking from noon till 2 or 3 am. I never saw it dead and I went at all hours.
When I walked in this night I see two girls lathered up with shaving cream writhing on the first of 3 performance stages. The girls are eating each other out while guys sit almost on top of them plunging dollars into their wet pussies. Cream coated dollars litter the stage. The girls are into it. I look to my right and see an old gringo about 70 with grey hair with a naked girl on his lap facing me. He is fondling her tits while she gyrates on his crotch. She looks 4 months pregnant. He reaches down to rub her pussy. This goes on for awhile.
All around me girls are dancing in scanty sexy costumes. The girls are encouraged to look slutty and fuckable. They try to out do each other. Girls are Walking around topless with tiny g-string panties. Anybody can feel them up or down for a dollar. I look to my right and see a drunk Mexican eating the pussy of one of the girls who pulled her panties aside. She holds his head to her crotch. I move on to the lower level.
I see two girls naked laying next to a jacuzzi. Legs spread rubbing their pussies and tits. Guys cum up to fondle their cunts for a dollar. The girls reach for their crotches. If having a girl grab your package while you walk by offends you do not go here.
Standing on the steps is my Anna Kornikova look alike with huge tits. She ignores me and looks away. She knows she is hot. Later I see her on the performance stage. I sit at the bar to worship her body. She gives me a sexy smile revealing purple braces. Her tits are huge. Her body is perfect although a bit thick. Normal for Mexican girls. Not fat just meaty. I fondle her tits for a dollar and ask her for a drink later. She ignores me. Oh well. There are 10 more here just as hot.
I look to my right to the long bar where guys are sitting gazing up at the pussies of 3 or 4 girls all dancing on the bar coyote style. For a dollar they will kneel down and let u slide ur finger through the folds of their pussy. If u want more just invite her down for a drink where she will start fondling your cock.
I move on to a little round elevated platform where 3 girls are dancing. Their pussies are face level. Wanna kiss it? Just slide a dollar in her crack. One girl dances topless wearing a tiny g string inviting men to openly fondle and molest her. It is truly decadent.
To my left I see a row of open booths where girls are sitting on laps gyrating. Some are making out with men. The men touch whatever they want. Maseros walk around asking guys to buy fecha drinks for the girls for 7 dollars. That will keep the girl on your lap for 5 to 10 more minutes. If u want her for longer buy her a bucket for 45 for 7 or 70 for 10. If u do that you might as well take them up to the VIP rooms for more privacy. No extra charge, just buy her a bucket.
One night I go upstairs to the small bar area with the small performance stage and just sit down to take it all in. In front of me are 4 black guys, all with a girl writhing on their laps. One of these guys is huge....like maybe 300 pounds with a huge bald head the size of a basketball. There is a tiny little chica sitting on his lap bouncing up and down on his boner. She has almost nothing on. The black guy is fonding her tits. She moves in for some DFK. This went on for a long time. The girl was obviously 18 but looked about 16, with short red hair and an innocent face. She looked adorable, and I wanted her for my lap. Sorry, the black guy had first dibs.
I look over to my right and notice a girl sitting along the wall in a darkened corner with a gringo malling her pussy. He has his finger down her tiny panties...and there is some serious movement going on. The girl is holding on to his wrist and wiggling all over the place. Before long the guy literally gets on his knees and just keeps masterbating this girl. I then notice that she too has her finger inside her pussy and she is trying to keep pace. They go at it like this for about 10 minutes until the girls almost jumps out of her skin with an orgasm. She then puts her arms around the guy and they make out. He gets up to go to the mens room, probably to wash the cum off his hands. While he is gone a Mexican guy walks up, gives the girl a dollar and reaches HIS hand inside her panties. He fondles her pussy for about a minute and then moves on. The gringo comes back, and picks up right where he left off. This time it looks like he is laying half on top of her trying to hump her. I have seen a lot of things in strip clubs but this is right out in the open. The debauchery will take your breath away. Prudes and easily offended people should stay away.
This bar is the most decadent and depraved place I have ever seen. Call me a pervert, but I loved watching it. It's just that after a while you start to long for some of that action. Everywhere you look, cute girls are walking around dressed liked sluts. "Hey...what about me?"
Keep mind all of this is going on around you all the time. It appears to be chaos and unplanned but it is brilliantly orchestrated. Back down by the main stage in the middle of all this is the floor boss. Sometimes a woman sometimes a man. In front of her she has several clipboards. All girls working are on this board. All the various stages and walkways are listed on this board and have girls on them. The floor boss is constantly sending girls to locations in the bar. Go to this stage and do a striptease...go to that one with your partner and do a chocolate covered lesbo show. Everything is scripted.
Some girls are allowed to work the room on their own but girls wearing a Hong Kong slash are assigned locations. They must get up there and dance until some guy agrees to buy them drinks. Then they can get down. If you look up you see the catwalks with girls spaced out every 5 feet dancing. This is not by accident. Frankly the floor boss us like an air traffic controller. If they did not do it this way, many of the girls would just stand around or sit around and there would be no real shows here. This place is hopping all the time...with big screen TV's showing the latest sporting event. It is amazing.
Girls on the schedule are expected to check in. Taking a day off without permission will cost them a 70 dollar fine. If they refuse to pay they are banned for a week.
New girls are coming from the countryside all the time. A girl can make 50 bucks a day on tips alone. More if the guy buys her drinks, and even more if she fucks the guys. She does not have to be with a guy she hates. She splits everything 50/50 with the house. If you buy her a fecha drink she gets 3.50 and so does the house. She keeps her tips. These girls do well. Some of them do very well.
The maseros are everywhere and if a girl is sitting with you with no drink or an empty drink they get yelled at. I use good old US dollars, and often pay for drinks with a $20 dollar bill. Years ago I heard stories of the waiters ripping you off, but never on this trip. Just be sure to count your money when he brings you change. They do expect a dollar tip every time they bring you something. They still have the guys with the cameras...the guys with the flowers...the guys with the stuffed animals, and the guys selling nuts and chewing gum. Somebody is constantly trying to hype you on something. They are annoyuing but just ignore them.
There are so many girls here, that I was constantly worried that I would end up sitting with one, when the girl of my dreams walks by. My advice here is to not get attached to one. Don't be afraid to buy her a drink but if she does not get little radio hard as an antennae within 5 minutes...send her packing and look for the next one.
There are also new girls here all the time and some of them just do not know how to take care of her man. Give her some ideas. If you reach for her pussy and she slaps your hand away, that is not a good sign. Here in Hong Kong girls exist for one reason: to be fondled, molested, and treated like sluts. If they do not get that, then send them packing.
By Gooch, RTGooch on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 - 10:21 pm: Edit |
RT here.
Awesome report. I haven't been to Tijuana in 10 years or so... maybe it's time to head west!
Thanks.
By Erip on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 - 11:31 pm: Edit |
This bar is the most decadent and depraved place I have ever seen.
Radioman, rarely have I been as unhappy by reading a few contiguous words on the internet as this sentence made me. Of course I'am a long time TJ regular. I don't spend much time in TJ these days, but the city is as much home to me as my HQ Los Angeles.
I have been singing the praises of HK since one of its many rebirths in the early part of the decade - praised their constant openness to new ideas and presenting entertainments and attitude unknown in the other TJ venues which just plod on the same the same the same year after year after year. I often think some of HK's ideas are insanely stupid - including a gay bondage and S&M show they chose to run continuously on VALENTINE'S DAY FOR CHRISSAKE! They do shit like bring in steel cages for MMA and other forms of human combat that I don't go to HK to experience. I go there for soft female flesh and to participate in the 3 ring circus & roman orgy that the place is that you so vividly described. There is much more to praise than to condemn, but I'm just making the point that they work so hard to keep things fresh and original that they sometimes work too hard at it -- think too much. Keep it simple - raunchy sex and erotica with the hottest chicas that can be found to work this crazy. There are some hotter chicas in TJ than HK has to offer, but they can't work like this and who could blame them? Guys are so accustomed to being permitted to behave like savages in HK, that even the many female civilian customers from both sides of the border and lines of sexual preference who show up on weekends, are in danger of being aggressively groped on their way to the bathrooms.
But for all my enjoyment of HK over the years as they continued to expand their physical plant and their presentation, I have become quite accustomed to it - lots of the thrill is gone even with infrequent visits. I'll be happy to go to my grave without ever seeing another shaving cream show or fat naked chicas lounging endlessly in a jacuzzi. I always fully expected that an untraveled provincial like myself who still holds out hopes to experience some world travel, would discover other venues around the world so utterly depraved, sickening, lewd, licentious and vile, that HK would seem like a mere nursery school for training one in the arts of sexual perversion. And now you write with all of your travels across several continents that the most decadent and depraved place is my own regular clubhouse, the HK??? This is miserable news for me to absorb. My dirtiest dreams dashed.
By Porker on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 01:29 am: Edit |
Radioman, great report, and VERY well written.
Erip, I'd guess he's right about the public wildness factor. There are extreme shows put on in places like Thailand, but the general public can't join in for a buck. That MAY be a good thing.
By Radioman on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 05:24 am: Edit |
Erip: I admit I have not been everywhere. Maybe some place on earth does it the way HK does...if so I would love to hear about it here and check it out for myself.
I have not seen the S&M shows there, but heard about them. I am not into that. And I agree that the shaving cream shows do not do much for me. It is fun to watch for a few minutes. The chicas they choose for those are usually the lesser tier babes and that means, yes a little chunky.
Thanks for your valued input. I was hoping you would weigh in, and anybody else who is a TJ regular, of course.
rm
By Baxter on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 01:37 pm: Edit |
Nice reporting RM, it sounds like you had a great time. I found myself in the Hong Kong Club last year on my first TJ run in many moons and reached the same conclusion...that's one wild bar! I must have got lucky on the Cream Show, both gals were real hotties. And the sight of the one babe laying flat on her back on the runway, coated in a mixture of cream and beer and getting worked over by her partner I found hugely arousing. I'm probably the minority view on this, but I thought it was hands down better than the standard Pattaya jacuzzi show.
By Radioman on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 05:01 pm: Edit |
Baxter: Thanks for weighing in. For me, the overall experience was mind boggling. I didn't care for it all, but everywhere you looked something amazing was going on.
One night some Mexican singer got up on the main stage and started to lip sync his latest hit. The girls all knew it, and were singing along. Many of the girls lined the stage and started to stuff dollar bills inside this older, slightly pudgy Mexican singer's collar, pants...and eve n inside his zipper. He just kept right on singing...or lip syncing.
You just never know what is gonna happen here. The most important point I can make is the overall quality of the chicas has just gone up to the point where this is a destination club. I have been coming here for years. I have had great times here before. But these last few times the chicas were just hotter, and more willing to go the extra mile than I remember before.
I am used to the stunning beauty of the Colombianas in Medellin, and they remain the hottest babes on earth. But there were girls in this club that made me forget about them for a little while and they weren't bad.
rm
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By Blazers on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 06:01 pm: Edit |
"These are mostly top of the line girls. No uglies. No fatties. Mostly 7, 8, 9 and yes a few 10's. If a girl looks like Anna Kornikova with big boobs I give her a 10."
I know that you are coming to this report from an angle as someone who rarely goes to TJ but this statement is absolutely false. I love Hong Kong as a fun place to take your buddies and the shows can be fun but this place has mostly mediocre talent with some hotties sprinkled in. Maybe I am more picky than you but there are tons of fatties in this place and some older fuglies as well. Doesn't mean you can't find hot girls but they are in the minority.
Too bad you were stuck in one bar the whole trip because Chicago has serious beauties and Tropica known for having hot FOB's during the day who give PSE service.
Great trip report so far. It reminds me of how I perceived TJ as a newbie but you obviously have experience in other parts of the world so you could navigate the place fairly easy.
By Erip on Thursday, February 25, 2010 - 09:15 pm: Edit |
HK is unique in the brigade of chicas walking around in skimpy outfits and dancing on any flat surface looking for tips for gropes. But these days at least, you can go to most any bar in TJ and if you get a ficha party going, you can have wild times in the bar with your chica - make out, mutual grope fests, full access to tits and pussy and ass. Some chicas will take it the extra kilometer and perform overt extras right at a table. Shit there are some stories I could tell! Also, when the action gets this heated at the table, you absolutely know that it will be off the hook in the hotel. Notable exception is AB - in that stodgy craphouse where a chica's face would break if she smiles too much, a wildfire can potentially break out, but mostly the chicas just simmer falsely, then fizzle in the room. Some of the bars don't really appreciate the chicas doing quasi-sessions tableside, but they'll tolerate it more often than not.
The "sleaze bar" tradition is a TJ institution going back to the infamous corner of Calle 7 and Revolucion where Unicornio and Isis were anything goes in the bar going back at least to the 1980's when I first stepped foot in Unicornio. They are now both gone - but a dive called Equipales filled with sad old ladies remains in the area for reasons I can't begin to understand since the business is nil. Molino Rojo was a wide open orgy in the zona - now gone. There are 3rd and 4th tier bars like Rio Rosas still operating in the sleaze tradition in the zona. Let us not forget Porker's favorite hang on Revo from his TJ days, El Zoro - yeah, that one's gone too.
On my last TJ trip, a friend and I walked into a dive called Playboy Club on a busy Saturday night. Before we could find a place to park our butts and order a beer, a very slutty chica - not really too bad...a little older but she could not be described as ugly or out of shape - just slutty looking and I am addicted to the young innocent looking morenas - pretty girl next door types. Well, the chica just cuts us off, grabs my hand and places it on her pussy urging me to digitize her. I decline. Not discouraged, she dives to the floor, and on her knees starts unbuckling my pants and opens my fly and gets damn close to pulling out the little soldier and giving me a BBBJ right there in the middle of the bar with other chicas and patrons urging us on. This was my first step into a TJ club in almost 2 months and this is NOT what I had in mind for settling back into the zona norte slowly and gently, so I didn't let it happen. Tipped her a buck and rejoined polite society for at least a little while!
What is unique about HK aside from operating in a high tech Vegas club type atmosphere, is that they have some hot chicas operating in this cherished tradition usually reserved for mujeres deep into their downhill run.
One other point that will surprise many. That is that none other than the State of California, USA has strip club operations that will give HK a run for its money. You don't get the spectacle (except perhaps at Mitchell Brothers SF - but I haven't seen that joint in 15 years to know if it is still a spectacle), but there are a number of clubs that have been as wide open nasty in public and private areas as HK for decades - and the trend now is that there are more and more of them. Several joints I can patronize in SoCal where I have to fight busting a nut without even getting a damn lap dance - just by virtue of sitting with dancers who put out just sitting next to you in a booth or at a table. I don't feel a need to go to Mexico at all to emulate the kind of hook-ups that happen inside Hong Kong. I am not a frequent flyer in these clubs since I'm too old and jaded to be drawn to cheap thrills very often, but once in awhile it is plenty of hot fun. I note that NONE of these clubs are in San Diego County - all in SF and the L.A. area, with the action even starting to spread to the OC.
By Radioman on Friday, February 26, 2010 - 11:25 am: Edit |
I have been to Tijuana 3 times since the start of this year. I have had the same basic experience at HK in all of those trips. I started to write a trip report after the first visit in January, but I decided to wait and see, since maybe it was a fluke. Then I went back two more times in February and each time confirmed my earlier perception.
I did my best to describe what I saw. I have been to Medellin over a dozen times. Same to the Philippines. I know what I experienced here. I believe the quality of the girls in Hong Kong has gone up exponentially over what I remember even a year ago. I have also been going to Hong Kong for 5 years or more, going back to when it was half the current size.
When you have new girls being brought in from the country (side) and the management there encourages their raunchy behavior (unlike street girls) it has a tendency to move upstairs to the room. Why would a girl be a slut downstairs, and then freeze up in the room? One did for me, but most were really good fucks. Frankly, Taylor gave the vibes of being a street girl when inside the VIP so I should have known better.
As for the overall looks of the girls, everybody has a right to their opinion. What I stated about 7's and 10's is just my opinion. I do not mean to say every girl was in that category, but that I found a lot that were really doable, and IMHO much better in quality than I remember before.
Erip, I am happy you are providing more background to my report, as somebody with a lot more experience on TJ than me. I am trying to provide useful information here, and your input is appreciated.
RM
By Radioman on Friday, February 26, 2010 - 11:47 am: Edit |
"California, USA has strip club operations that will give HK a run for its money."
I just spent a week in Vegas and visited several clubs there, and did not find anything like HK. I did have a few agree to fuck me outside the joint for a massive amount of money. I did have girls writing all over me, but inserting fingers, and licking pussy was not on the agenda.
The big advantage to HK, other than the sheer raunchiness of the place, is that these girls will go next door and fuck your brains out for 60-80 bucks...and then you go back to the club and your beer is still sitting there....and you can start over and do it all again.
You can't do that in a USA strip club. If I am wrong, please identify the joint now, so I can visit.
rm
By Erip on Friday, February 26, 2010 - 02:03 pm: Edit |
Las Vegas clubs have always been fun and the special element is the best clubs are just topless so they have booze, mileage decent but not over the top. I have been away from Vegas for too long to know if they've gone along with the SoCal trend. I certainly would think they have in clubs that have private VIP rooms - but you need to sell your home to finance a VIP. Just stupid and insulting really.
The hub of perversion in SoCal is City of Industry - a half hour drive east of downtown L.A. on the Pomona Fwy (60). I won't go into detail because it violates TOS for this site, but satisfactory to say that all the clubs in this area offer regular lap dances that exceed the mileage of HK lap dances, and all have VIP rooms where extras are offered - some clubs are more reasonable price wise than others, none of course are as cheap as the zona norte. Personally I don't partake in the VIP action as I prefer a bit more pleasant and intimate settings for sex, but I'll take what I can get sitting down for a lap dance if the dancer doesn't bargain for an outsized tip up front. Bottom line is these clubs are nothing but brothels. There are several others spread around L.A. and that never used to be the case - it was happening in COI in the early 90's but the rest of the metro area was under control. No more.
Clubs in Gardena (between L.A. and Long Beach) are just about as wide open as COI, but they are not ethnically diverse - almost 100% black girls - but many top tier in attractiveness and very friendly.
Otherwise, you can find action in virtually every club - and plenty of take out available, but the other clubs require a bit of a hunt for the right girls - but still much easier to find than a few years ago.
Personally I prefer the Asian and Latina MPs when I play for money in L.A. There are a couple of hundred of those and they are scattered everywhere and they are good bargains compared to the strip clubs, and even compare favorably with la zona norte. I will be hitting one tomorrow in Van Nuys where I've discovered a 21 year old angel from Mexico City who looks 18 - no papers, no English, TV sitcom adorable, and porn star service. She and I are going to be great friends for a very long time (I hope!). An hour with her costs basically the same as for comparable time with a top tier hottie in TJ and the hotel. Next weekend I'll be back in TJ, and keeping an eye out for that cute Celeste who you posted about.
Not often, but sometimes....I LOVE L.A.!
By Radioman on Saturday, February 27, 2010 - 05:37 am: Edit |
Erip: Thanks for the detailed update on the LA scene. I will check it out, next time I go back.
As for Celeste, give her a look. But do not tell her I posted her pic. She will KEEEEEEEEEL me.
By Joseph666 on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 - 07:45 pm: Edit |
"Here in Hong Kong girls exist for one reason: to be fondled, molested, and treated like sluts. If they do not get that, then send them packing."
Hilarious and Priceless. Always enjoy your reports.
By Rocket on Sunday, April 25, 2010 - 01:58 pm: Edit |
i agree with your comment, "This bar is the most decadent and depraved place I have ever seen."
above the stage are 2 VIP room behind a one way mirror. best was drinking up there watching the action below and fucking my very cool girl. did that 3 seperate times.
and i love the rock music!