Flights:
Des Moines, Iowa to Thailand is a hell of a long way. Started by working a ten hour overnight shift at the hospital and taking a cab to the airport beginning the thirty hour venture in United economy starting with a puddle jump to Chicago. O'hare to Narita sucks on the dated 747-400 with the abysmal entertainment system of overhead aisle monitors and the ancient United flight attendants that for the most part trudge through their work. At least I booked far enough ahead I had row 58 seat B. This is at the tail where the plane goes from three to two seats. It gives me a good space between me and the bulkhead along with two seats in front of me to stretch out my legs. Slept quite well after the first meal service.
I love Narita. It is just a friendly airport. Food and beverages are reasonable and normal people shopping rather than just the high end crap. Hot ass Japan girl styling on parade which is nice. Not having enough juice for the United lounge, I reserved a dayroom for an hour. http://www.narita-airport.jp/en/guide/service/list/svc_37.html Great value at $12 for a very quite room with a bed, shower, and toilet. Took a bottle of my favorite non-alcoholic beverage of back to the plane, Pokari Sweat. Basically a light lemon flavored no sugar GatorAide.
Narita to Bangkok took around six hours. Behind me was a twenty year old headed to Pattaya to meet up with his dad already there for some father son whore mongering. The young guy had been once before. He agreed to share a cab and split the costs. Breezed through BKK, exchanged $400, and was to the taxi stands about midnight. Negotiated 1400b all-in for the both of us, which during the ride the cabbie wanted an extra 100b for tolls which I did roll on after calling him on this bullshit. This pissed me off some and killed any thought of a tip. On the ride the young guy had some interesting tactics from his dad he shared with me. I did not argue with out of respect. "Only take go-go girls as they are cleaner and more honest. Always buy the mamasan a drink and ask about the girls before choosing one." Umm.. yeah. I gave the cabbie a taxi card with a phone number for Secrets on Soi Diamond, but even after calling he was still lost. Dropped me somewhat close on Second Road where I was greeted by a big neon sign reading 'BoysTown'. I had done enough map study and walked directly to Secrets from there not needing to ask for help.
Secrets check-in was quick and the 995baht room on the third floor was well acceptable.
Quick review on Secrets http://www.secretspattaya.com/ : Good price for the hotel. Decent sized safe that would hold a small laptop. Consumables such as water, soda, condoms, ect.. where not badly priced. Great lighting and good blackout curtains. Bathroom top notch. Bed pretty good. Location right off walking street. Noise not bad on the third floor. The stairs, despite other reports, were not a problem. Girls IDs are copied and held by the desk when coming in. Two girls did mention the desk girls where rude to them. On the bar / restaurant.. not a great line up and fully clothed dancers. Food quite overpriced. Hotel is popular due to their message board and advanced reservations are recommended.
I skipped the shower and went right down Walking Street. It was nearly 2am and I was looking for a quick pull. In and out of a couple of places without a drink (one of them Happy a-go-go) and settled in for a drink at Sweethearts liking the white lace outfits and classic rock and roll music. Grabbed a very lithe tallish girl going by 'Katalina' (says she changes name nightly) as she was laughing at something while dancing. A smiling / laughing girl always draws my attention. We have a round of drinks and I pull the trigger with a 500b barfine and 1500b for longtime. (no negotiation really, I needed a pull and not a long hunt the first night) Lights come on as she is changing. I curiously watch her pay respects to small altar in the bar and we head straight to the hotel.
Katalina is a happy girl and we pretty much skip to Secrets hand in hand. Shower is together at her suggestion and she was a very touchy scrubbing me up good. Great energy in bed and I honestly believe her saying she was happy to have a barfine as she was really horny. After a time she grabs the KY from the nightstand, lubes a bit, and slides it in her toot and rides it. Nice surprise! Sleeping goes well for a little while until I am awoken to her near sitting up screaming "Pa, Pa!" I sooth her nightmare away and soon after I myself wake up sweating and shaking after having my own nightmare to do with fire. She calms me down and we sleep until about 10am. Morning round was nearly as good as the night round with a CIM finish. I really liked her and thought some about using her as the Koh Samet getaway girl, but the dual nightmares are bad ju-ju. Still surprised she is 30.
Photo: Katalina - Sweethearts 01
With Katalina out the door, I go out and about. Hit a 7-11 and get a 99b 123cell SIM card and a 300b top up. Hop on the baht bus and ride down Second Road checking out the sights. Some navigation issues as I get off on what I thought was Soi 6. I find some of the road signs on the far side of Second Road do not really match up and was a few hundred meters short of the real Soi 6. Get back on the bus and this time find Soi 6 about 11:30am. Looks to be barely waking up and I head to the Queen Vic for brunch and to check out the rooms. The food is OK and better priced than Secrets. Nice English-style pub with a great toilet. I see a couple rooms and they are nothing that impresses me.
By noon many of the Soi 6 bars are up and running. (all going by 1pm) I do a stroll and find that I am such a sexy man that both girls and ladyboys feel obligated to stop me in the street, grab my junk, and offer various orifices in which to offload my man juice. This really does not bother me and makes me feel empowered rather than freaked out. Sometimes being physically held and pulled is annoying, but that is the price of admission. A tiny spinner in front of the O Bar gets my attention and I take 19 year old Ae inside for a drink. Honestly the face is not all that, but she has energy dripping off of her and fits so nicely on my lap. I take her up to a room for a 300b barfine plus 700b for her. Start with a mutual shower then to the not so great short-time room. It was OK, but housekeeping is a secondary concern. She sa-mokes (Thai blow-job slang), loves the DATY, and rides like a beast. Life is good. On the way out the O Bar girls decorated me with about 300 little heart stickers for Valentines Day. Ae will have a couple return appearances, pictures, and mentions later in the report.
Back to getting familiar with the new territory, I walk back towards Walking Street along beach road. I am quite impressed that Pattaya is really an attractive little city. Stop in at an internet cafe with standard prices of 1b per minute. CH member AsianBear is in town and I drop him a text. Schedule a meet-up at Tahitian Queen later in the day. Lots of wandering checking out the malls and stalls.
Meet AsianBear at a very crowded Tahitian Queen and we leave to check out some beach road beer bars and then a Walking Street beer bar complex. Talent not so great and time passes until the Walking Street go-gos open up. Hop a couple and I am feeling picky looking for big titten girl. Nearly leave Airport a-go-go after getting bored sitting by the hot tub with two entertaining, but not my type, older girls flogging and toying each other when AB points out a big titten one I had not noticed. I call over Ann and barfine within moments with whatever the barfine was (500b?) and 1500b for long-time. We all head over to What's Up and enjoy the stylish decor and girls swinging from rings to include a splayed out girl above my head. Good talent on display.
Ann and I walk over to Secrets and have a nice round one. Age comes up and again I find myself surprised that she is 29. The date changes to February 15th during this session and I am now 38. We head back out at my suggestion and go to Lucifer's Disco. Rotation of a pretty good band from the US playing some funk and a DJ. Nice decor. Loud and crowded with a number of Navy / Marines on Cobra Gold. The freelancers I see are of quite marginal quality and I am very happy to be with Ann who grinds so much I am worried about my junk getting bruised up. On the plus side, she really likes hands on the nice nearly C-cups noting she was about the only girl of the trip without a padded bra. Some of the military guys are noticeably out of line grabbing freelancers hard from behind and looking for freebies, way over aggressive and I see most of the time this tactic ending with the girls telling them to fuck off. Somehow I was in there about an hour and half.
Round two with Ann ends up being a bareback adventure and sleep is good and peaceful. For the morning round the condoms again remain on the nightstand. Koh Samet getaway was discussed a little the evening before, but later in the night and in the morning although the sex was great, some thing was just a little annoying overall that told me a couple days away with her would be too much.
Photos: Ann - Airport Club 02 03 04
(had to use the dark sunglasses to get a picture. I did not buy the roses, some schmuck earlier in the evening bought them and a couple lady drinks for Ann, but did not barfine her. It was Valentines day and many women had roses.)
Trip report continues with a hotel change and my first double girl in Pattaya...