My stay at Secrets is done and I go to check into Swiss Food also just off walking street and have a late breakfast while my room is being cleaned I had reserved ahead as I found the Rooftop Garden Suite intriguing and seemingly a huge bargain for the space and jacuzzi. The restaurant gets high praise on other boards, but not much for the reviews on the hotel. I start my two days there on my birthday.
Quick Swiss Food review http://www.swissfood.net/ : I stayed in the rooftop suite and it is funky. Four or five flights up beginning the journey going through the kitchen and ending on a spiral staircase. The room itself is pretty good sized and the bathroom is decent. The curtains need fixed and I stuggled getting them close due to rust and age. Otherwise the interior was fine. The outside area is huge and can easy accommodate ten people or so for a small party. Views are not bad being able to look down Soi Diamond towards the rotating Carousel beer bar, some ocean view, and a big ass temple. The sun shades were in poor repair and I had to undue some knots in the rope rigged to keep them up. Took them down for shade and some privacy for the hotel across the street. Jacuzzi basically what at home would be a larger two person. A bit of age on it, but perfectly fine with good strong jets. Alas, no girls would join me in it. At 1700b it is a lot of space.
As it is my birthday, I have to try a dupla. I head back over to Soi 6 on the baht bus and directly into the O Bar at opening to get Ae who said she was open to doubles. AsianBear meets me there. Sending Ae to pick a girl, I am honestly a little disappointed at first with her choice of Meow, but her body is OK and she warms up pretty quick and the full monty is promised. I bar fine both at 1000b each (this is Soi 6 at opening mind you) and we head back to start the afternoon properly. On the way we hit the 7-11 for supplies and they make me wait outside as they get something they do not want me to see.
Room is blazing hot and we lounge outside as it cools off. English with both is pretty decent and conversation is had. Neither have any interest in the jacuzzi and I kick back in it and nearly fall asleep. Room cooled and we start to head in. The girls lock me outside and tell me to wait. I have feeling something is up and get my camera out. Yup, the cake presentation. Sweet girls. They feed me and icing is used creatively. Things just start quite slow and it soon becomes apparent the full tree-way is not going to happen seemingly coming mostly from Meow's end. The girl on girl never gets past rated R, but I am fine being the center of attention. I am just happy both get off quite easy, maintain contact with me and each other to an extent, fine being naked all the time, and not running off and hiding while I focus on one. Much play and quasi-napping for about four hours. Good birthday thus far.
Photos: Ae & Meow - O Bar 05 06
For the evening I take them out to dinner choosing a bay side restaurant on Walking Street. Total bill was a shocker at about 2400b. My drink and entree was just 190b of that! Note that crab and funky fish are expensive. From there we head for a movie getting there a bit early and they play some games while I browse the night market. Movie was an awful teen flick, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. Had Uma Thurman briefly at least. After the movie Meow wants to go which is OK, and I did dock some from her fee.
Ae and I hit Lucifer's disco breifly, then Marine which is dead, then Insomniac which has some killer dancers. In this time Ae has two Bacardi Breezers and is a bit tipsy. At some point Ae starts to suck and bite my neck. This is something I really loved as a very young man, but dropped at some point due to the marks. I do not stop her and she goes full vampire to my little purrs of pleasure. Other patrons and dancers at Insomniac give us some interesting looks. Intrigued by the dancers at Insomniac she wants to go to a go-go and we hit a smaller but rowdy one. Ae starts into her third breezer and is really checking out the girls. Hope? I ask her if she wants to get one a lady drink and sit with us and she picks one with big tits as she does not have much herself. Noticeably getting drunk, she proceeds to grope the hell out of this girl. Hope fades when she slaps away girls hand trying to reciprocate and continues her dazed molestation. Ae falls off the couch in a bad way. Standing not working so good anymore. (just three drinks!) Pay a waitress to help her to the bathroom. Mostly carry her back to Swiss Food. Stairs and especially the spirals are a bitch with a drunk girl. Ae snaps up like a trooper and the drunk sex is good.
Morning brings another round with Ae and she leaves to go home about 10:30am.
Photos: Ae - O Bar 07 08 09 10 11 12 13
For me, I walk up beach road, grab a bite and find myself back on Soi 6, but avoiding the O Bar end of the street. I go into Happy Massage and get my first hour long Thai massage for the bargain price of 150b to include a water. (oil for 250) Just what I needed. Good and firm. I do whelp in pain, but a good pain. No extras in this massage. Feeling charged and the Cialis doing its job, I look for a short-time and end up at LaLaLand. I picked Lao who is likely both the oldest and least attractive girl of the trip. She looks much like a housekeeper at a hospital I used to work at. (meh, I am a little twisted) In the back during the interview it was very clear she was ready to go at it and literally was dripping during the check out groping. Upstairs and she attentively washed me and took me to the room. All in good session with perhaps the best rim job I have had (up until this point anyway). Only real squinter of the trip I pulled.
Photo: Lao - La La Land Bar 14
As I was not going to extend at Swiss Food I needed lodging. Soi 6 had been good to me so far and I was thinking maybe Queen Vic for a night or two. On the way down I found Ruby's (review in next report section). Looked mega great and had I not just had a session, I would have took the girl that showed me a room on the spot. I text with AsianBear and we set a meet for 6pm at the venerable Pattaya Beer Garden at the entrance to Walking Street for 6pm. Time is killed checking e-mail and I decide I need another short-time before dinner.
I do a long walk down beach road interview a couple possibles. One I decide is perhaps a bit whacked out on something and the other is youngish looking and has no ID. Somehow end up way down Walking Street at a beer bar complex just opening at 4pm. I start working on a girl at Thistle, but it turns out she has a guy coming in and does not know if she has time for a ST. A friend of hers shows up and Mor is a little hottie. She is farm fresh and I will be her second barfine, the first one going with her friend and the guy the night before as a third wheel. Quoted an asinine price for short-time (hour and a half) and then settled out on 300b barfine plus 700b for her. ID issue come into play again and she has to run home to get hers. Text the guys that I will be late to Pattaya Beer Garden.
Mor was notably a bit nervous on the walk to Swiss Food. Fine with me for ST and I was not expecting stellar service, just a young body to enjoy. ..and that is what is was. Good flesh, cutesy forested slit that is is doubtful many tongues had touched before, more of an attempted BJ than anything, and a directed hard pounding run though some positions. She did loosen up and everything was cool.
Photos: Mor - Thistle Bar 15 16 17 18 19 20
Freshly sated, off to the Pattaya Beer Garden. Food is good and reasonably priced and the view and crosswind are top notch. Told it used to be a great place to pick-up freelancers, but not much to be seen this evening. Don, TwoWeeksLate, and AsianBear are present. Lots of chat and a Walking Street barhop follows. Bounce a few places. At Airport, where I barfined previously from, the hot mamasan remembers me and keeps sending over the ugliest girls in the bar which I shoo away. What's Up is a highlight featuring a very clumsy cute young girl on the side stage that nearly falls off a couple times trying to figure out how to swing on the rings. To extend her lifespan, I offer a lady drink as our party moves upstairs for the high wire show. I did not really get in an interview as the girl had the attention span of a ferret and kept going and coming back. The show was not much really, but the people watching was good. The legendary Epi test was in effect nearby in full view with the same girl re-tested moments later by another patron.
Leaving Whats Up, we head to Happy a-go-go and I see a laughing and smiling girl on the way to the toilet who likes my hat. I give her my hat which she dons and point at the table we are at for her to sit. Cat and I get along instantly and it is barfine time. Again a ridiculous first proposal comes up asking 4000b with her noting a Japanese guy just offered that to another give. Counter 1500b and settle at 2000b. Headed directly to Swiss Food and Cat likes the sex. Somehow we pretty much just pounded though the night. Between play, I found Cat was very articulate and had been in Pattaya five months and will be returning home to her job in a couple more weeks. Had never done this type of work before and the reason being was to fix her teeth which she obviously had recent extensive work done on them. Very happy girl, 29, great toned body, and the best ass of the trip far and away. Tallish for a Thai girl but a rather short canal in which riding I could feel cervix.
Cat helps me get my stuff together for the hotel move and hints very heavily that she wants to come with. This one I regret in hindsight not keeping around longer.
Photos: Cat - Happy A-Go-Go 21 22 23 24
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