“Come on Frogman! We’re all going to Europe. London, Paris, Rome. You’ve got to go too.”

Why, so I can go visit a bunch of churches and marvel at their Madonna and Child paintings? Besides, I gotta pay hookers in Europe in Euros which is twice as expensive as already expensive Rio. Plus, when will I have time to get away from the tours and dinners? But I had to go. Thus my long absence from Rio, using up my vacation on the Vatican.

So after many months I finally got back to Rio. I get in set up and went straight to 4x4 looking for Lavina. She’s my favorite there. It’s no smoking now. I’m thrilled. She shows me the new bar and the new rooms upstairs. One room has two beds and two showers. Perfect for a festa. We grab one of the new rooms and I’m a happy man.

After Lavina (I gave her my number, she never called) I’m still on the prowl. I meet luvdoc and he introduces me to grinder. I’m looking for a blonde now and there’s about 4 lined up near us. Grinder recommends Sher, who I’ve had my eyes on for years, she always seemed fun.

Sure enough grinder is right, Sher gives me one of the top 10 blowjobs ever (granted, I’m still just an intermediate level monger). She sucks my dick happily and tells me how much she genuinely likes it. She licks my balls, and then moves down to the taint. I’m on my back with my knees up around my shoulders and she then delves into my ass and licks her way back up to my cock again. Then she repeats.

She’s got horrible fake tits, her ass is merely average, but what fun. Thank you grinder.

Back in the sauna (I love a shower and a sauna after sex) I decide to shave my privates a bit more, I’d seen a Braziliero do it, so I figure why not.

“Ow!”

“Owie!”

Fuck that was a mistake Frogman. Hopefully not too much damage done. Where the hell do they get those razors, the 16th century? I actually took a day off just to let myself heal a bit.


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Met Boomhauer (RioRoll is his CH handle) from my last trip at the beach. He had quit his job and was living in Rio for a few months until he burns through all his money.

The next day I did another first, I picked up a girl at the beach. I saw this jet black girl with an awesome body and went over and talked to her.

“What’s your name”

“Hose”

“Hose?“

“Sim, Hose”

“Maybe it’s a female derivation of Jose”, I think. I ask her to spell it.

“R-O-S-E”

“Ah, jeez, I forgot they pronounce the first R as an H”

I understand Rose has been around awhile.

I pointed her out to travelsrr and he just said, “You like ‘em like Jaguar”. Yes, I secretly long for Lurch.

Rose was friendly at the beach, but more quiet and businesslike walking back. Poor blowjob, she wanted to go directly to condom. Well this is going to be quick I figure.
Then she mounted me and rode me like a bucking bronco for 30 minutes. I couldn’t believe her stamina. She couldn’t do completa, but once I got her doggie style she danced her ass against me like a samba.

All in all a pleasant surprise. I later found out she’s a Help girl at night (this was just before Help closed). Cool, I got a Help girl for less than R$400. R$200 including pictures, I’m a terrible negotiator. Next time $R150.

RioRoll tells me that there’s some hot fox at Help asking for R$700, he’s been caving for R$500, so she might be getting it.

Took a girl named Michelle from TA but she left a bad taste in my mouth. I wasn’t even in the mood for sex after her, but I knew I had to get back up on that horse and ride it longer than 8 seconds. So the next day I decided to go to 4x4, when in doubt, go to 4x4. Once inside I grabbed Tessara and Rohinda (not certain about the names), a hot morena with a bunda that launched a thousand ships, and a blonde next door type.

They were both good., Rohinda couldn’t do completa. But it was fun looking down at that freckled face and fucking the shit out of her. Toward the end I was fucking Rohinda lying down on her stomach and I piled Tessara on top of her in an X, then I grabbed Tesarra’s ass and fucked Rohinda hard. They both clapped and cheered my idea. I love getting applause for sex.

For some reason I had a hard time coming so I sat them both up, looked up at Rohinda’s beautiful face and sprayed a couple of shots on Tessara’s tits and the next two back on Rohinda’s tits, and back and forth, until I finished. Again they cheered and applauded.

“You’re a Brasilliero!” they laughed.

I guess Brasillieros like to do that.