Ok fourth trip here this year so far... its getting a bit much but I always write that on last day and then when I get back home wish I was back.
A bit quiet here at present but quality is good.
Happy Bar as always has great selection. LD1 is looking better and LD2 has some stunners.
Angelwitch has some new tallish lean girls who are worth a look see.
Paris Bar Im sort of warming too... Ive never BF'ed from there and quality is not that great but if you simply want to decompress then its worth going in and having a quiet libation.

Took Gai from Happy the first night.. she is tall show gril dancer with smokin body and very accomodating in the pit.. BBBJ no issue.
Gai stayed around the hotel ( Siam Bayshore) the rest of the follwing day and literally had to crowbar her out)
Next night took a real little cutie from Happy, Gai not too happy re this and made it known... she like allot of the bar girls gets belligerant with a few drinks in her.
Next night LD1 to get Gao but by time I got there she was in process of just going out with some guy... stayed around and talked to the manager Simon who is a nice guy. The deaf girl who I barfined about two trips ago just keeps on looking better and I have earmarked here for another session next trip in two weeks.
Anyway left LD1 and sauntered off to LD2 where many ghosts of barfines past are there to haunt.
Som the tall Chinese'ish looking showgirl with rockhard body is nice but man she just doesnt leave it alone and has the unfortunete propensity of when I do barfine her coming back the next day after she has left, with her daugther for a swim...then her sister who I really dont know what she does sort of sits in attendance like a maid in waiting... Nun who is as sweet as they come comes over and then the 44 year old blondie with the great body and brown tan comes over and then two of the hostess's sit down and viola Ive got a 8500 Baht bar bill.. but put it in perspective... spent three hours , boatload of drinks, had allot of fun and started to work on Jum whom Im told is a genuine 3 holer. Compare this with one night at paramount Singapore with Phillipino hostess where in one hour of sitting with two of them I racked up 300SGD bar bill as drinks are so ridculously expensive and you cant barfine the girl out

Just as a sidenote I sort of get a bit peeved by some of the practices where the grils go upstairs ( Happy) or outback ( LD2) after they have danced.... makes it sort of hard to make a selection and sometimes sure as god made little apples or was it Allah.. who knows... as soon as you have started talking to a girl out pops the one you really wanted to talk to. Anyway just a little peeve.. god that sounds like a spoiled brat comment doesnt it.

Now I will get flamed for this but back at Happy bar earlier that night I made an agreement for sometime in the future in a galaxy not too far way I would barfine the hot hot hot long curly hair special dancer girl who has a butt to die for and rarely does BF's as she earns enough from tips and drinks. OK you ask.. what was the agreement 3000Baht for ST... Ok I admit Im guilty of being a hypocrite but its something I gotta do.

Anyway back to LD2 and the gathering of former BF's, their ladies in waiting and the hotesses...
Funny to sit and watch people some times... couple of guys come in with beers in a 7/11 bag and manager kicks them out or trys too.. they are adamant they should be allowed in and this argument goes on for 10 minutes..... are some guys loons or what.


Then one of the seated entourage around me asks me very politely if she can ask me a question which of course I answer in the affirmative. Well she starts off with talking about ya ba, ICE and meth amphetaimes and then a side conversation in Thai with one of the other girl ensues and then another and then finally back to me... this all took about 10 minutes and Im waiting for the actual question , curious to see where this is going... any way seems she is confused and wants to know what Cialis is... anyway after all of the side commentary, all of the time, my answer is sorry dont know , I dont take drugs and wouldnt have a clue other that Cialis is like Viagra....why the hell she couldnt have asked what Cialis is and we could have been done with that converstaion in .5 minutes. Then she seems a bit peeved that I havent given here the answers she was looking for.. shit girl this is the reason Google exists.. to save folks like us from long involved questions and dissertations.

Next night Im working in room on my computer and go out late... Ive got Jum/Nun and Gao on my shortlist. First stop is LD2 and Nun is there , we have drink but the place is quiet and Martin the No 2 manager and I talk for 20 minutes.. again he is telling me a long and involved tale... no wonder I like the deaf girl from happy..its just so much easier.

Anyway I decide to go to LD1 and meet up with Gao. She is there looking as cool as ever... deaf girl is talking ( go figure) to guy from hawaii who was real nice guy ( for an American... joking guys)and so I barfine Gao and off we proceed to Marine seafood for the usual feast of goodies..by the way just a little side note.. if you feel like a pick me up order the Morning glory with garlic in it... they do the garlic a certain way such that you dont smell like a Moroccan camel trader later that night or next day and Ive really noticed it just seems to really balance one out.

Back to hotel with Gao who is servicable in a way that reminds me of renting a Ford taurus... it will get one to the destination but nothing that give the wow factor. But nice enough and ends up completely the rental contarct with a reasonable HJ in morning but doesnt like blowjobs.

So apart from boring you all silly what is the moral in the story... Nothing.. its all the fun of whoremongering.. the hit and miss, trying to work out if a girl is going to be like renting a Shelby mustang or a Taurus.... walking out from bar with girl in tow only to bump into one who is on your shortlist and sort of promised you'd be back to get them later on that night.

Because of the frequency that I come here I do have some good friends amongsst the bar girls and sometimes it just nice to sit and chat without the typical shit you have to face back home... its just so much easier to talk when the girl doesnt have to keep thinking.. is this guy trying to get into my pants or do I like him.
The rental market does have its advantages nes pa?

Sometimes you can get a little humbled as well.. asked Gao's roommate why she never comes up and says hi when I was in the bar.. her answer and she was serious.. I didnt think you would want to talk as Im not pretty...... Ok shes not a exquisite vase of blooms but shes not ugly either....

Footnote... at this stage there was a thought that crossed my mind akin to that movie scene where the devil and the angel are on the shoulders... the angel whispers.. tell her dont be silly she is really pretty.. the devil says.. tell her not too worry I like talking to the ugly ones as it gives me practice for the ones I really want.

Obvioulsy the angel wins out and who knows I might even add her on the list and besides all of us know the pretty -ugly scale is not an absolute independant measure rather a compilation of when you last has a screw, how drunk you are, if you feel she is not that hot looking but sure when you rent it she will burn rubber or like the cute dancer in Happy.. just somethibng you got to have one time.

Cheers all stay safe. Pattaya although quiet is still good value.

Monty, sounds like a fun trip. the hit and miss is the adventure of it all. it can relieve boredom sometimes and sometimes it's better to just save your money for that cool new igadet that come out.

but i know what you mean about too much or you want to go back. i found a way to live in bangkok. pattaya is just an hour and a half away. sooo tempted to go there every week!

Monty1412,

Pattaya is a Mongers paradise. I've only been there twice and I loved each minute of being there (see my Thailand Reports).

Bangkok I liked but could by pass overall. I'm just not into the big city when a resort town like Pattaya is so close by.

It's amazing just how many locations for PFP there are in Pattaya. Even beyond the Soi streets and Walking Street there are so many places with hot females. And if you are lucky to hook up with the ex-pats who are "in the know", you might even be treated to WAY OFF the beaten road places that offer quite a lip smakin selection as well.

BTW- Is Happy Bar that you refer to the same as Happy a GO GO?

Also: in Peppermint strip club (a few doors down from Lucifer's disco) was where I barfined one of the hottest dancers I've ever seen. Her name is Ann and her mother works in the place busing tables. Even my buddy Flyngo (who had been in Pattaya for months) told me she was one of the best looking girls he had seen in the all the clubs. She was HOT HOT HOT! The only problem was she would only go to a local hotel (across the street from Lucifer's and down a narrow passage) to do the nasty so I never got her back to my hotel to get any pictures of her.

Cheers,


Cubanut

One of the major problems your going to have with Pattaya is going off of old trip reports and hopping that the GO GO you read about 6 months ago with all the hot girls, still has those girls. The places that were great on my last trip were dead this trip because the mamson's that ran the girls has moved on.

Nice thing about Pattaya is that there are just so many venues that have working girls is that you just walk down walking street and all the little soi's that branch off of it and stick your head into a bar, if you see a good crowd of girls that have the body style your after, you just found a new home.

For day time action go down to Soi 6

Roadglide,

Better yet, I thought of staying on Soi 6 at the Queen Mary hotel. They had just finished renovating 2 of their rooms and were going to finish the rest so since it's been a year, I'd think they were done by now. Good location in the middle of day action and walking distance to Walking street and average room price was $32usd.

Or stay at the Windy Inn on walking street. Real nice accommodations as well and I think around $44usd.

As for other day time venues I really liked picking girls out of the "fishbowl" at the soapy's. Also walking on the beach walk I would see a lot of eye candy but many don't speak any English. And Thai is one heck of a language to tackle.


Cheers,


Cubanut

If you are looking to stay on Soi 6 I would check out the Ruby Club. It was just re-opened after a complete overhaul and the rooms are quite nice. I believe it was 800 thb/night. Keepers stayed there on a recent trip.

Also a good to know tidbit when spending a lot of time on Soi 6, the place has a really nice new clean bathroom in the bar. For those times when you need to sit, it is a good place to stop.

They were also in the process of building a new place just across the street from the Ruby Club. The owner said the rooms there will be nicer than the ones at Ruby Club. So seems that some nice options will exist for those that want to stay right there on Soi 6. For me a bit too close, but I really enjoyed having someone to meet at 'his' bar every day this past trip.

KKM

www.rubyclubpattaya.com

Huge bargain at 700baht a night

Ruby 2 opening in May per owner Robin. Will be much the same, but with a pool table and a little bigger rooms with desks in them.

Nice place, great rooms. Well constructed so no noises noticed from other guests. Excellent cleaning.. and yes, they even clean the ST rooms after use. Bar downstairs mellow and comfortable for hanging out in. Good clean toilet in bar. This part of Soi 6 is pretty quiet, and 6 in general is silent between 1am and noon. Girls quite friendly and can steer you to the good food carts passing by all day and evening. Girls also relaxed and will not hassle you much. Drinks quite reasonable and +30 baht for lady drinks. Many of the girls live on the 4th floor which came in handy one night for me late. Wi-fi, safe, air-con, big fridge, public use computer, free water / coffee, and 300b barfine LT for their girls for amenities.

Do not forget Happy Massage on Soi 6. 150b Thai and 250b oil with a free water included (just ask for one)

Too compare to Queen Vic on Soi 6, rooms better than their deluxe and a bit cheaper.

Stay there and any wingmen guaranteed to stop in daily. Regardless, it is worth a stop just to chill and check out.

//I need to finish my damn report.. keep getting side tracked.

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Cubanut, yep its Happy a GO GO directly opposite LD1.
Twoweekslate... I used to base out of Bangkok as well, now I dont bother about it unless Im in Thailand only for a night. Heck I even commute up to BKK for meetings and then go back same day.
Do any of you know the hotels down the Siam Bayshore end of Walking street but its on the oopposite side ( beach side) but right at the end??? Cant belive I pass by there 100 times and always forget to find out.
Cheers