No, I haven't gone mad, but I had to go to Europe on business and tried to make the most of the trip.

Paris was horrible. Almost all the fun is gone. The hard live sex shows of the Pigalle area are no more. The most you can expect is a lousy striptease with girls hustling you to hire them for lap dances, blow jobs and sometimes, full service. The Rue St. Denis is empty at night except for the upper part where a few African and Chinese hookers -- many over 40 -- strut their stuff.

Crazy Horse is still running and seems like the best bet for voyeurs, but it is expensive, and no hard core sex is shown. The one place I recommend if you are in town is Angelina at the Rue de Rivoli, across from the Louvre. They have superb Mont Blanc, hot chocolate and other delicacies. At least the food is still good in Paris.

Amsterdam is no Rio but still a great town. Despite the talk about closing of the Red Light district, nothing has changed. The sex shows at Casa Rosso and the Moulin Rouge are still some of the best in the world. Avoid the Porn Show place. It is a rip-off.

Sex with the girls in the windows is shit. The going price is 50EU for a 20 minute covered quicky without showers and kissing. Every girl quotes the same price disregarding age and looks.

Escort sex is also shit. You only get attitude from Eastern European bitches who want an extra 100EU for kissing and start heading for the door after the first pop.

The real sex scene is outside of town at clubs, whore houses and swingers' establishments. Some of this scene is walking distance from the city, others require a taxi or even a car rental.

If there is a town in Europe where you might actually score with a woman without having to pay for it, it is Amsterdam. The bars around the Leidseplein area are still hopping and are worth checking out. However, my favorite places to talk to girls are the nudist baths and saunas of the city. Sauna Deco is the most beautiful and accessible but also one of the smallest.

There are several smart shops selling magic truffles these days instead of magic mushrooms. I highly recommend them, but would only take a quarter box if not a heavy user. I had a beautiful trip in my hotel room at the 5 star
Hotel Amrath. It is a beautiful place that doesn't cost much for its quality and is right next to the train station.

Amsterdam was fun although not because of the sex, for sure. This town is no match to Prague or Vienna, let alone the top non-European destinations, but if you are in Europe for some reason, it is worth a visit.

(Message edited by pussyboy on April 13, 2010)