I am going to South Africa. I will be in Joberg and Capetown. Any upto date info will be welcome.
Thanks in advance.

In cape town check out the local weekly papers, plenty of venues advertised. There is one you should look for called the Ranch and you need to call them, they will take your name and ask you car type. They will also give you a pass number. The place is an old Cape Style house situated about 30 - 45 minutes drive out of Cape Town. It is well worth the drive. You arrive and drive through the gates and park at the front of this large imposing house. OOn entering you are given the rules, you pay upfront, from memory SAR750 (about 6 to the dollar i think) and are given a ticket with the time written on it. You then go in and about 15 girls introduce themselves, you have 15 minutes in which you can leave and get your money back, otherwise, the ticket becomes a love coupon, redeemable with any of the girls you have met. I chose a slender, blonde, pretty South African girl and we had a great time. Never did get back although I wanted to.

If streetwalkers are your thing, there are always 'things' hanging around the road leading from town to sea point main road. I suggest caution and plenty of protection, the best being abstinence on this front.

Johannesburg has its fair share, also listed in the papers and used to be home to the legendary Ranch which I understand is now closed. A word of caution, Johannesburg is an extremely dangeerous city and some clubs are located in less than solubrious areas. The only advice I will give is, if it feels unsafe thatss probably because it is. Guns and shootings are common place. Better to head for the security of the enclosed houses of the suburbs and you can find plenty listed. Also check out www.sextrader.co.za

Let us know how you get on.

Konyai,
When were you in Capetown last? I was there a couple years ago and went to the Ranch, and it was a great place. But I was there last October and I was told it was shut down. Have you been there since then? I'd be curious to know if it has managed to open back up again.

Hi sojourner,

Sorry for the lag in response but anyway, I was there over December/January and it was alive and kicking. The one in Johannesburg is the one that closed down. A shame as I heard it was awesome.

Lots of other ladies available in Cape Town and had a fantastic experience at an in call venue in town. Right in an office building on the top floor. Quite funny actually as this dusky, dirty blonde girl (half cast) ushered me in and introoduced me to the girls. They offered a topless introduction but that meant paying up front so having to make a choice. I threw the dice and chose my girl, she said she had an appointment ppre booked but could offer me a very quick 15 minutes. Now why would I do that. I then opted for the original girl who I met and boy did she show me a good time. Unfortunately never did get back to see her.

Hi
I was reading what has been posted about South Africa and as a local I was surprised by the lack of info, SA is a stop that should be on any travellers list. If there is anyone thinking of visiting I would be happy to supply some up to date information.

Please post it!! Photos too, if you can. There's a paucity of information here.

"Paucity"...? Hold on while I get my Websters...

ISA-Tell us more buddy! There is jack shit...er ummm..paucity about S.Africa on the board.

Hmmmm...Paucity. I have an extensive vocabulary, but htat is a new one for me too!

By all means Isawal post away. I am planning on coming to SA next year already and would both love and benefit from your insight and advice. Please feel free to post all you want!

Val

SF_hombre used to bill clients hundreds of bucks an hour to look up words like that in his dictionary. Fucking lawyers

Sorry guys, maybe I should have said an exiguousness of information...

Must be one of those $75 words

Can't wait to see SF use the Portugues word, escassez (paucity) in a conversation with a garota someday!

Hi

I thought there might be some interestƒºI spend most of my time between Johannesburg, Cape Town and Durban the three main cities in SA. Prostitution has been effectively decimalized here, it¡¦s still on the books but most places are more concerned about a raid from the home affairs looking for illegal aliens then the police. I will be glad to answer any questions and I will take my trusted camera out on my next ¡§road trip¡¦ next week until then you can go to http://escortsouthafrica.com and http://sextrader.co.za both are worth a visit.

Firstly Johannesburg, there are more descent houses here then you can shake a stick at. They are broadly broken up into three type escort services strictly call up or take away, houses, pick a girl choose a room with quick and ST specials and my personal favorite Clubs. They normally have strip shows, bar and restaurant rooms and a lap dance area. Most are converted houses there is normally a door charge between R50.00 R150.00 (-+US$8.00 and us$25.00) door charge is no sigh of quality, my favorite spot charges US$8.00 and has one of the best selection of girls around,(sorry it has no website). Chargers are pretty standard from place to place at about US$45.00 for half hour and US$80.00 for an hour specials and Jacuzzi rooms cost a little extra. Remember most places are closed on Sunday, I sh*t you not. I would also recommend that you stay away from streetwalkers this town can get a little wild west at times and with all the clubs out there why bother? Most clubs are not hard sell and a lot more easy going the places I¡¦ve visited in Thailand and Europe they also feel a bit safer and everyone speaks English which could by a nice change. My ¡§local¡¨ even has a free Braai (BBQ) on Wednesdays

Houses have about the same rates without the cover, Justine¡¦s is one or the best I have never been disappointed.

To be continued¡K

Hi

I thought there might be some interestƒºI spend most of my time between Johannesburg, Cape Town and Durban the three main cities in SA. Prostitution has been effectively decimalized here, it¡¦s still on the books but most places are more concerned about a raid from the home affairs looking for illegal aliens then the police. I will be glad to answer any questions and I will take my trusted camera out on my next ¡§road trip¡¦ next week until then you can go to http://escortsouthafrica.com and http://sextrader.co.za both are worth a visit.

Firstly Johannesburg, there are more descent houses here then you can shake a stick at. They are broadly broken up into three type escort services strictly call up or take away, houses, pick a girl choose a room with quick and ST specials and my personal favorite Clubs. They normally have strip shows, bar and restaurant rooms and a lap dance area. Most are converted houses there is normally a door charge between R50.00 R150.00 (-+US$8.00 and us$25.00) door charge is no sigh of quality, my favorite spot charges US$8.00 and has one of the best selection of girls around,(sorry it has no website). Chargers are pretty standard from place to place at about US$45.00 for half hour and US$80.00 for an hour specials and Jacuzzi rooms cost a little extra. Remember most places are closed on Sunday, I sh*t you not. I would also recommend that you stay away from streetwalkers this town can get a little wild west at times and with all the clubs out there why bother? Most clubs are not hard sell and a lot more easy going the places I¡¦ve visited in Thailand and Europe they also feel a bit safer and everyone speaks English which could by a nice change. My ¡§local¡¨ even has a free Braai (BBQ) on Wednesdays

Houses have about the same rates without the cover, Justine¡¦s is one or the best I have never been disappointed.

To be continued¡K

Paucity = Dearth. SFHombre, I guess you need to stick to words of four letters or fewer.

Isawal I can't wait to see the pictures. S.Africa has always been on my todo list. I have alot of investments there, it could be a tax writeoff. How long of a flight is Rio for you?

Bluelight, what a coincidence I’m planning a trip to Rio in August 2006, I have a conference in the States and after reading the trip reports Rio seems worth a visit. To answer your questions there are no direct flights from Rio to Joburg SAA the local airline goes through Sao Paulo but there are connections through just about everywhere from any major city in Europe and even Dubai which is worth a visit. Flying time is about 12 hours with SAA, including stop over it works out to about 14 hours. My ticket all incl. comes to just over US$1000.00 with a stop over in Sao Paulo. I will try not to disappoint you with the pictures.

Went up to my "local" on the weekend. When one of the girls saw that I had a camera they told the bouncer who very politely asked me to put it back in my car. Who new that the girls were so shy. I am heading down to CT this week end maybe better luck there.

posted a travel report on my trip to CT.

Who says you can't get a taste of Thai in South Africa on Monday (the slowest day of the week) I visited the upstairs club. A dive that is actually above a corner market in the sticks. It’s a small pub with its only redeeming feature being its clean and tidy rooms with showers. The only reason I headed there is that I couldn’t find anything worthwhile at my Local which is around the corner. There are usually about five or six girls there, half local half from the east. Jina recognised me from my previous visit over a month before we sat around drinking for an hour a real GFE then headed to the room she was eager and fun BBBJ, DATY and all that I wanted after we finished she gave me an acceptable massage and rub down followed by a manicure and pedicure, that was a first. She was also very into having her picture take as long as a gave her copies, which was a bit unusual but I was happy to oblige. Total cost ZAR400.00 for about an hour and a half or BHT 1800.00 a little expensive for Thailand, but who says you can’t take Los home with you?

Photos: Jina 01 02 03 04 05

Photos integrated above

I think they booted her outa loS

Don

Now that’ nasty, it could be true but it is still nasty. I thought she was kind of cute about a 6+ maybe the pictures don’t do her justice. One thing about ZA is we have a selection of ladies, ZA is an UFN (United Fucking Nation) with girls from East European, Asia, local and Africa in almost every club you go to. I can’t wait to see how Rio stacks up.

Ya perhaps it's the pics...



As for the UFN-- I have heard many good stories from your neck of the woods... Sounds like a wonderful place to party and get laid!

Although I have no plans to stop my 2-3 mongering trips a year. Compared to the States, ZA is a mongering paradise. Pros include; most girls speak English, p4p is "de-criminalized", and there is a hell of a lot to do here, descent restaurants, great wine, fair weather, SCUBA and beaches. Down side: It’s a long way from the USA, ST prices aren’t bad but LT can get a little expensive, Crime is a problem but not as bad as Rio. I think as pure mongering destination there are better but for a combination Holiday and Mongering trip its worth considering. Plus I’m here so you will have a guide!

Soccer has its uses

Some call soccer the beautiful game and in 2010 the soccer world cup will be held in South Africa. Usually I wouldn’t care but over the last few weeks the Ministers of Sport and Justice have joint forces in calling for the legalization of prostitution in South Africa.

Although P4P has been “decimalized” for a number of years the move to legalize it was prompted by a number of factors among which was the fear that dishonest police men would see the influx of fun loving sports aficionados as an opportunity to line their own pockets and governments desire to regulate the expected invasion of ladies wishing to earn an honest buck on their back.

Covertly members of government have also been encouraging our local whore mongers to build a few mega brothels similar to those that where so popular in Germany last year.

As I said soccer is a beautiful game…

I have been getting a few emails and PMs about the upcoming soccer world cup wich is now less then 350 days away.

Firstly yes my spare room is taken, but I will be glad to help with any other questions my fellow mongers might have. Personally I am not a follower of the beautiful Game but my interest was peaked about a year ago then I attended a fund raiser and the key note speaker after droning on about some Fifa crap for what felt like an eternity this learned gent mentioned the major influx of eager working girls from not only the rest of Africa but from as far a field as Eastern Europe and yes Brazil. He seemed to feel this was a negative thing but for me it was a small glimmer of hope among a sea of green and gold warring idiots.

LOL, Isawal, you found the silver lining.

I was in Cape Town last week and with about 100 days until world cup; the Cape Town stadium looks great as do the ones in Johannesburg and Pretoria that I have seen. Road works are going on everywhere and if they are finished before the world cup starts is a question but, ZA still has excellent roads the two big questions are crime and if there is enough accommodation.

I would add that the fleecing of the tourist has already begun. I met some one who was charged R37 for a beer that US$4.80 twice the correct price last week at a well known watering hole.

To answer some of the questions I have received:

South Africa has a great banking infrastructure, and there is no shortage of ATM's. Banks open 9am-3.30pm weekdays 9-11 on Saturdays and are closed on Sundays ATM's are 24/7.

There are hotel rooms available in Cape Town I recommend the Brinkley it’s a B&B and as of last week it still had rooms. It is charging R2000.00 including Breakfast, its guest friendly and I use the place then I am not staying at the president (which is fully booked). For other hotel info check out my old Guide to South Africa. One hint if you are staying at a Protia Hotel get one of their procards it cost about R1200.00 but gets you an upgraded room, free nights as well as other benefits, it pays for itself.

South Africa uses the GSM cellular network. Phone cards are cheap less then US$0.50 but you have to go to a cell shop to activate them. Phone time can be bought at most supermarkets, petrol stations, corner stores and the like. Cell Phone coverage is pretty good and you do not pay for incoming calls.

In South Africa we drive on the correct side of the road, the left hand side.

South Africa is on 220v current and we use round pin plugs. Adaptors for American flat pin plugs are easy to find and cheap.

Internet in South Africa has been upgraded over the past few years but is still slower and more expensive then you are use to in the States. Hotels usually charge for access but there are places, like the Mugg and Bean Coffee shops that offer free connections at some of their stores. Telkom, the government run telephone monopoly, has promised to roll out a better, cheaper service before the world cup, but they are less then reliable and only have a passing acquaintance with the truth.

Tickets for the world cup, its better to by them in your own home country before you leave.

Weather, the world cup is smack in the middle of our winter, but this is Africa so no snow, Johannesburg and Pretoria will be dry and cold about from the mid teens to the mid twenties …centigrade. Cape Town will have the same temperatures but will be wetter and Durban will be warm and dry. This is also a great time to visit the game reserves as the bush thins out in the winter months.

Well that’s that…oh the big question.

Girls, clubs and brothels. Yes we have them and they are in the main pretty decent. Prices have not gone up so far and we have not experienced the influx of ladies that we where promised…yet. To check out a list of clubs, websites and the rest try out my old report and other posts that I have made about the ZA scene. Prices very from R400-900 short time and R1000 and up long time, I imagine these might increase during the World Cup.


If any of you mongers have any questions or intend coming out to South Africa give me a shout.

Hope this helps