In case anyone was wondering why Asian airlines are better than American airlines, EVA has produced a new line of stewardess sex dolls so you can jack off and think about what a wonderful airline they are when you aren't traveling to Asia. If Northwest Airlines were to produce a similar line..... er.... ummm... it wouldn't go so well.

These dolls make me horny. But then I am a sick individual.

http://eservice.evaair.com/preorder/view.aspx?p=5400748


"Tall, beautiful and full of energy, chief purser Liz keeps a close eye on everything that goes on in the cabins to ensure that all passengers are safe and enjoy their flight. Liz has a clear, soothing voice and is responsible for making inflight announcements."

"Zoe, the deputy purser is a generous soul and passionate about her work. Reliable and attentive to details, she is the team's No.2 and is responsible for service procedures and schedules. She enthusiastically helps passengers solve their problems, helping make their journeys memorable and stress-free."

"Known for her beautiful smile, Abby is an assistant purser and is responsible for making sure everything goes smoothly at meal time. During the flight, she ensures that each and every passenger is satisfied with their delicious inflight cuisine."

"Young and graceful, cabin attendant Nicole assists passengers in purchasing duty free goods and helps out in many other ways around the cabin. She treats passengers as if they were family, bringing warmth and happiness to all around her."

Here's the official issue flight attendant doll for Continental Airlines. For individuals with URST [unresolved sexual tension]

Now wait just a minute. I have flown Continental plenty and the stewardesses never look even remotely like that. I'm calling false advertising.

Usually Continental stewardesses look more like this.

Okay CFK, so that was from the sixties. Do they have a current aged version, about sixty with blue hair and a big flabby butt?

Sancho, that's some funny shit. Thanks for the laugh...

IAS: Thanks for answering my post a few seconds before I even pressed the "post" button. Now if only CFK were so prescient.

So what does the American Airline's babes look like?

MM

Laguy,

What's with the tender fucking mercy around here? Screw you. You can keep her if you feed, bathe and play with her!
Here's one of the gate agents just in case:


(Message edited by copperfieldkid on November 22, 2009)

Majormajor,

here is your requested photo

And for all you others !

Yet another reason why I always fly EVA.

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on November 22, 2009)

CFK really has a way with words, doesn't he?

Just the fact you read and responded served it's purpose