Jag these girls where working at a golf day I recently played in and all I could think was is this pink or magenta…it fucked up my golf swing!

isawal,

After consulting my well used color wheel, it appears as though the hats are a pale pink and the shirts are indeed magenta.

Now I want to clear up something that clearly troubles you: why I bought those extra three shirts? First some background. Anyone who knows me will tell you that I don't wear hats of any sort. It reminds me of when I was in the military. That said, I have a number of friends who, on my birthday, anniversary of my final divorce decree issuance, etc., always give me some useless hat as present. For example, I have a Viagra hat, directly from Pfizer, a "W". hat signed by President #43, and even a custom made Villa Mimosa hat, commissioned by Richard--all sit unused in my closet.

In an effort to get even with these bastards, I reply in kind. In other words, I try to give the the ugliest pink shirt I can find. Land's End's magenta polo fit the bill on all counts. Now you know the rest of the story.

Jag

Thanks for the information but it still looks pink to me.

As for the rest of your story, there seems to be only one inconsistency in your explanation and that is you still wear the shirts!

I think that there might be some self denial going on here. I mean I have seen some of the girls you date, tall muscular sports women, women that need weed whackers to handle their body hair and who can forget the ever scary MBL. One has to wonder…

Its come to my attention that some people took the above post seriously.

Jag, I am sorry my post was take seriously by some I was just messing around and joking with you, if I went to far I unreservedly apologies. It was never my intention that my post be taken seriously.

Once again please accept my sincere apologies.

After those who thought I was serious have had a chance to read this I will request that CH removes the posts.