| By Jonesie on Monday, June 21, 2010 - 03:39 am: Edit |
If anyone on the planet thinks Twitter is a fad, I offer this.
Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff tweeted to let us all know he had just given the order to blow someone’s heart out of their chest.
I gotta say that trumps any tweet I’ve made ever...
| By Jonesie on Monday, June 21, 2010 - 03:49 am: Edit |
North Korea somehow qualified for the World Cup. And as they will most certainly be slaughtered around in their group, it struck me as hilarious that their country abbreviation is PRK.
People’s Republic of Korea.
A nation entirely serving one man. Kim Jong Il, who evidently couldn’t find his uniform for the Army picture above.
Although I’m not mad at the “Asian middle class immigrant fish market dad” look.
The “People” of North Korea are by and large not allowed to leave the country, so Il has hired Chinese ACTORS, about 1,000 of them, to cheer on the ole’ PRK.
No, I’m not makin this up.
This cat is almost fuckin punk rock enough to get some love from me.
Unreal…..
| By Jonesie on Monday, June 21, 2010 - 03:54 am: Edit |
North Korea somehow qualified for the World Cup. And as they will most certainly be slaughtered around in their group, it struck me as hilarious that their country abbreviation is PRK.
People’s Republic of Korea.
A nation entirely serving one man. Kim Jong Il, who evidently couldn’t find his uniform for the Army picture above.
Although I’m not mad at the “Asian middle class immigrant fish market dad” look.
The “People” of North Korea are by and large not allowed to leave the country, so Il has hired Chinese ACTORS, about 1,000 of them, to cheer on the ole’ PRK.
No, I’m not makin this up.
This cat is almost fuckin punk rock enough to get some love from me.
Unreal…..
| By Jonesie on Monday, June 21, 2010 - 04:09 am: Edit |
It's the World Cup. We as a planet come together every four years to celebrate the purity and competition of a game that ANY country can be good at because there's ONE piece of equipment needed. A ball.
But evidently, these elongated KAZOOS are also fuckin mandatory.
I've gone to sleep this last week with a droning ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ circulating my nervous system.
I been jumpy the last five days over this.
And it's NON FUCKING STOP. These cats don't even take halftime off.
Imagine droppin 15 grand to get there and having your ENTIRE section blowin away.
Fuckin kill me, Or if you are there, pour a beer down the top of one of these things so your neighbor is rockin a beer bong instead of the PERFECT annoying machine.
(Message edited by jonesie on June 21, 2010)