As it appears that CFK has retired from the hobby, we should have a party for him to celebrate. If we hold it in Rio he's unlikely to show, but we can always mail the presents to him.

I've been thinking long and hard about what to give a guy like CFK, who once had everything but gave it all to GdPs. Here's my intended gift:

Bwana Great! I am thinking about sending him a "years" supply of Viagra! How much to you think Fex Ex would charge to ship "one" pill? - Hemp

I'm going to buy him a shredder for his passport.

Hemp, does he really need Viagra for his annual masturbation event? That's incredibly depressing...

Bwana yes he told me so! He said he is like Santa and only "cums" once a year now.

Then how about some Thai condoms? For that extra snug fit

CFK called me last night and told me he's on the gift register at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Funny, he told me he was registered at CVS Pharmacy.

He told me he was selling his stock in Pfizer as he was concerned about the Viagra product now a days. Didn't seem to be working he said? - Hemp

He also said he was selling all his stock in Grecian Formula, LLC. Something about how he anticipates all his hair falling out in the next six months from old age and therefore he won't need to continue using his "lifeline" product.

LL - Are you sure he didn't mean Bedpan, Sponge Bath, and Beyond?

Good one, GP!

I think it's time for him to concentrate on available women closer to home.

Thanks for sharing pictures of your collection Cat!

Laguy,

Having photos like that stored on your computer should be illegal!

Jag

On behalf of all former hobbyists, I'd like to officially welcome CFK to the club.

Anyone care to venture a guess when Hemp will be joining us?

DG,...thanks, do I get any type of pin or badge? AARP issues a nice card.

This thread seems to be adapted to nefarious purposes. It begs the question just how many clowns can fit in a get away car.

CFK

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on August 07, 2010)

From what I understand, Hemp's penis retired years ago...though his ass is still mongering.

Gib you understand wrong! I can assure you the Little Guy is still in the game!

From the photos I've seen of Hemp and his girls 'Lil Hempy' is the Grand Marshall of Medellin

The inscription on Hemp's gravestone should read "nemus mollus autum merces nimus". Or something like that.

CFK it's more of a getaway bus, with Cat playing the part of Dennis Hopper, ensuring that no riders will be allowed off alive under 55.

And Hemp being the Grand Poobah of Medellin? is the biggest bunch of Bullock I've EVER heard

I like how CFK is defending Hemp's penis. Seeing guys stick together like that, it's kind of heartwarming... Or, no, what's the word... Gross. That's it. It's kind of gross. ;o)

Relax guys, all in good fun ;o)

Gib
CFK and I being the "YOUNG" dudes we are need to stick together. Your lucky I don't live in Rio again or I would steal all your girlfriends like I did before! - Hemp

Like I'm saying, I haven't dined so well since you left, Hemp