Brought to you as a public service: a place where the membership of Club Hombre can go to escape the everyday (or every hour) stresses and strains of life here on Club Hombre.

(Message edited by LAguy on September 07, 2010)

So far it's working. It seems very relaxing here with no brainstrain to try to understand the incomprehensible necessary.

(Message edited by Laguy on September 08, 2010)

There is a great need here for a sarcasm font...

CFK, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE! Please, in God's name, CEASE AND DESIST and go back to where you came from, e.g., one of your multiple vegetables as sex objects threads!!!

OK, calm down. I know that your just trying to make some kind of personal statement about your sensitivity level.

All I ask for is a place around here where I can go for a little peace and quiet. But no, Sex with Vegetables Man won't even give me that.

Hey CFK, your turnips are asking for an apartment; go visit them in the mongers' salad thread to calm them down. Please go.

Ok, but save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your 'date'....

Maybe we need an LaGuy free zone also.

MM

I was not going to post here but I think that LA Guy and CFK are quite amusing when they are mad at each other. Kind of like Abbot and Costello. Who's on first?

They both are.

I agree with MM...

LAguy is becoming so territorial with his threads that soon he won't let anyone post without peeing on them first.

Why am I not surprised that the guy with the most posts in the CFK-Free Zone (other than the thread creator, aka me) is CFK?

MM: The Free-Zone concept doesn't seem to be working all that well, so if I were you I would rethink your plan to expand its use. OTOH, every second CFK spends posting here is a second he is not posting elsewhere, so in this limited sense I suppose the CFK-free zone is serving a good purpose.

(Message edited by laguy on October 04, 2010)

What about an "LaGuy / CFK" free area?

It sure is needed.

We would all get a break from you 60+ year old whiners acting like 4 year olds.

You guys should get your own board to fight with each other.

MM

And the word dujour is Obtuse.

–adjective
not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull.

So, how's the zone going, providing the serenity you expected...............

Just best to IGNORE CFK.

MM

CFK: Is your question meant to refer to pre- or post- Feb. 18 at 8:29 am PST? It makes a big difference.

LAguy: that's how life works...everything changes from time to time. I'm positive the only difference in your response between pre - or post - will be the sentence structure.

Is this what we have sunken to.....I think I will ask for a refund from CH.....

CFK, when are you going back to Rio, they sell depends there now.....

Heavy sigh.

Diversity,

Depends(??) buy yourself a reality check! Bet you saw a few familiar faces while there Hope you passed along my well wishes

CFK

Diversity:

CPK has been a problem for years years and more years.

After being sentenced to prison for trying to fake Viagra to fellow CH members for years, he somehow escaped prisons in Bolivia, Ecuador, and French Guiana.

Some of the most read Trip Reports are from CPK's low cost tours of these three countries. Even after these trips CPK states that he is "disease free". At this point, we have to congratulate him.

We have all been speculating that his next trip report will be from either a prison in Tanzania or Sedan.

CPK has taught us all so much, and flaunts it like no one else on this board, and this is the reason we all want a "CPK Free ZONE".

MM

MM,

thanks for recognizing my various inter-generational posts.

I've got to get out of this zone before hyphenated LAguy shows up!

CFK

Don't leave the zipper open or drop your pants.

Make sure to run really fast. Best for your personal safety, CPK.

As always, just trying to make sure you are safe.

MM

Since Rio and all other mongering venues are de-facto CFK-free zones, we felt no need to deprive you of a another thread on CH.

Cat,

you always light up my fucking life!

CFK~~~~~~

The truth hurts.

At least CFK still has a "fucking life," a testament to the effectiveness of penis pumps.

"By Laguy on Friday, February 18, 2011 - 06:21 pm:"

Holy Shit!! Laguy used an Emotion Animation..!?!

"By Laguy on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 02:21 am:"

What!?! Now 2 ..!?!....WTF!?!

;)

J666,
apparently I'm rubbing off on him [figuratively speaking of course!]

-CFK

Well, I've been out of the zone six months, I think I deserve a chip!

CFK

Hombre:

Please delete the previous post in this thread.

MM

(Message edited by majormajor on August 05, 2011)

Just as I thought. If you ignore him, he will go away.

Thank God it's peaceful here again!! No earplugs (or eye plugs) necessary.

I'm multi-talented: I can post and piss you off at the same time.

The only place you're likely to run into CFK these days is one of the Luby's locations in Houston. Rio? Zero chance. These days the girls there wouldn't even recognize a photo of him. There's been a generational change in the years since CFK last made an appearance in a putaria.

Must be safe every else then because who in the right mind would want to go to Houston?

MM

I've stated numerous times that I go to Hooters, Sam's boat, and Outriggers, popular places here on the Gulf. Jags embellishment of my one and only trip to Luby's has taken on a life of it's own. I want to comment further, but I can't do it, just can't as it seems to make no difference. I really feel great for provoking such natural, focused antagonism on me. If your going to invest a lot of energy tracking me, at least get the story correct. And if having one of these so-called 'lives', as you put it, means going to Rio, then a lot of guys would probably have a different opinion. My reality is just different from yours. I still travel, but not as before, rather with a person I am very close to.
I see a Paulista living in my town, so I still enjoy a taste of Brasil; a nice 21 yr old Latina; and a 19 yr old black girl that gives the best BBBJCIM ever. I would say I've got the bases covered. Do I miss flying First Class free to anywhere in the World, not really, but when I decide to go back to Rio or any of the dozens of places I've been I'll be sure and post it in the appropriate Trip Buddies section.


(Message edited by copperfieldkid on August 25, 2011)

Laguy [quote] "Thank God it's peaceful here again!!"

I thought you were an atheist...........


(Message edited by copperfieldkid on August 25, 2011)

Actually, I'm an agnostic which means I'm open to the possibility there is a god. And I thought I saw a glimmer of evidence here that there was one. But it has now been shattered. Thank you CFK (stated sarcastically).

Perhaps you simply have a case of paradigm paralysis. Not to worry, it's ok to feel what you are.

My dream of someday hanging with CFK at the KFC in Copa and then heading to Luomo to FCK Garotas has been shattered.

That reminds me . . . Hey CFK, how many apartments do they charge for an hour in a cabine at Hooters, Sam's boat, or Outriggers?

Then again, given what this thread aspires to be--the CFK-Free Zone--you may take my question as rhetorical and not needing a response.

CFK,
You realize all this teasing is in an effort to get you back on the road. We miss you in Rio. And the girls? Well let's just say that there are several in need of apartments and major appliances, not to mention a major shopping spree.

When I come back to Rio let's charter a boat, the S.S. Minnow, and everyone in this thread go on a "three hour tour" around Guanabara Bay. You [the professor], me, Laguy, BJ-1 [he can meet everyone], MM [we went to rival high schools], Hunterman [he needs to experience Rio], Bluestraveler[he can bring lunch for everyone as he lives close by], , GCL [TV personality], and Cat[his post totals make him skipper] In fact, anyone with a sycophantic lifestyle is welcome to come along.

CFK

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on August 26, 2011)

Hmmmm. Last guy who ran boat tours in Rio ended up in jail and bunches of the guys on the tour lost their visas and were deported. Who was that asshole?

I don't think you really are looking for sycophants. The term is synonymous with toady, suck-up, bootlicker, flunky, etc. If that IS what you're looking for, you've just offended a whole list of guys

If CFK could even make it through TSA and subsequently past the kiosks of radio taxi sales ladies without detention, the quickest way to jail would be on a boat with him.

Getting CFK back to Rio would be great because I could go back to staying at his ex-apartments for free and having his "girlfriends" pick up dinner and bar bill like Diversity and I used to.

For clarification: none of the above mentioned members selected for the S.S. Minnow cruise fall into the sycophant category. Least of all Cat!!
Anyone with a sycophantic lifestyle will merely try even harder; sort of like ringing the bell

CB, you know I can't stand TSA! [Diversity called me 3 days ago and said you had been behaving yourself...WTF?]

Copa, Little did you know at the time that you were witnessing history. You were one of the last people to actually witness CFK in Brasil. If you remember, we were all sitting at TA a few days before we left for Buzios and you turned us on to Hotel Le Relais La Borie in Buzios. Which, I might add, is a great place to stay. We booked 2 ocean front rooms with a great French breakfast included. I forget what we paid but we didn't book on line, instead we just walked in and negotiated for the rooms and offered to pay cash and we got the rooms for half of what the internet site wanted.

Give CFK's picture to ICE and they will not let him out of the country.

If by chance he by passes them, give the Federal Police his picture in Rio.

Then you might have a Rio CFK FREE Place.

MM

I thought I saw his mug on a wanted poster going through customs in Rio...

LL- La Borie is the bomb. Headed back in February or March. Starting to get expensive but still the best location in Buzios

The breakfast at La Borie was always a nice experience, excellent food choices and a beautiful view of the ocean and beach just 50 yards away. LL & I secured the best two rooms on the entire property! Great time.

Direct link to property: www.laborie.com.br

Here's a link to view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfxa34572IM


(Message edited by copperfieldkid on August 29, 2011)

CFK... the breakfast! I remember you were upset every morning because the breakfast was free and your girl would never wake up in time for breakfast.

LL,

true, she was worn out from our nocturnal activities, however the upside was we discovered Fish Bone Cafe. Highly recommend this place, located to the right of the hotel property. By day, the open-air restaurant and bar on the beach mixes music with ocean breezes, and serves specialties like shrimp with pineapple-tinged sauce. All their food choices were excellent! I enjoyed that place the most. Brfk @ hotel,wake,sex, hit the beach for a few hrs,sex, lunch and drinks @ Fish Bone, more sun/sex, get ready for the night's activities. [No wonder she was tired]

CFK

That place sucks...now it is a bunch of fat ugly british women trying to pick up on the local favelados.