During my recent visits to Bangkok, I have spent a lot of my time at Tulip, Snow White Massage (Soi 24), and Mango Massage, all of which are related in one or another way (i.e., run by relatives, or started by ex-workers at one of the others). One troubling trend is that the owners and/or managers of these places are encouraging (or shall we say putting pressure on) the gals working there to get breast enhancements, which IMHO tends to make the girls LESS attractive, and from what I have seen are often disasterous. I regret that one of my favorite ex's at Tulip, became an ex because of her exceedingly unattractive breast enhancements.

So, I now am trying to convey to the girls I am with that most men--see the "semi-scientific" poll I posted here awhile ago--really do not like silicone or other breast enhancements and that they should resist any pressure to get these. Accordingly, if you agree with me on this, and find yourself with a Tulip, Snow White, or Mango girl who has natural breasts, you might want to consider letting them know you prefer natural breasts to those that are artificially enchanced.

Okay, I've done my good deed for the day. Time to play, Bangkok style!

Personally I like little titties....and I hate breast enhancements in general. Additionally, a typical skinny Asian and big breasts are just not a good combination.

Whoops. I meant to say Snow White Massage, Sukhumvit Soi 26, not Soi 24. It is Mango that is just off of Sukhumvit Soi 24. And I meant artificially enhanced, not enchanced.


(Message edited by laguy on September 24, 2010)

I prefer smaller sizes, B is perfect, aka wine glass boobs. They need to keep their breasts natural, as the Boob Fairy intended. Besides, some guys can't think in the presence of big breasts, I've witnessed it!

I prefer big juggs!!

Big juggs with big brazilian ass is nice, little asian ass with big tits just doesn't seem to work for me :-)

I like big juggs, but only if they are natural. Then again, I like small juggs as well.

The bottom line is I like juggs, but only real ones.

But while we are on the general subject, I also don't like wigs, only real hair. There was a girl in Sao Paulo working at one of the casas there who I saw every now and then, but didn't like her wearing a wig. I asked her to take it off one time, but was worried that if she did she would be bald or something. Actually, her natural hair looked very much like her wig, only it was real and a tad shorter. From that day forward, she always was wigless during our sessions together.

Thankfully, because this was an isolated incident I don't feel compelled to start a "Make Them Remove their Wigs" thread.

This thread is starting to read like the lyrics to the old Fugs song, "Boobs A Lot"

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

etc...

Implants are horrible, regardless of size or body style of the girl.

As far as wigs, they're pretty useless. On a related note, a good percentage of garotas - in Rio at least - have extensions, which usually look ok. The problem is, if you're holding the back of their head while kissing - or shoving your cock down their throat - the knots where they're tied in can give you the creeps.

Piling on here, but I totally agree with LA. I hate fake tits. I like small, medium, and large
breasts as long as they're natural.

I may be the minority opinion, but I love big silicone-filled titties, especially when they have the prominent nipples to go with them (as long as it's a good job, too--which unfortunately too many are not). Even small enhancements to small breasts can be nice, but an even larger percentage of those do not look good.

Of course, I also like natural ones, small medium or large.

But what's really important to me are the nipples. I love large, prominent nipples, especially the ones that come out of hiding when stimulated. Can we expand the thread to cover this important, integral part of the breast? There's more detail to discuss, including the aureola size, color, and texture.

Fake tidies not only are hard but are usually unnaturally shaped and have nipples that will frequently stick out in different directions. Put me down in the don't like 'em camp.

I also don't like wigs but they seem to come with black girls. Since I like dark beauties I've made my peace with them on ebony women.

"I love large, prominent nipples, especially the ones that come out of hiding when stimulated. Can we expand the thread to cover this important, integral part of the breast? There's more detail to discuss, including the aureola size, color, and texture."

I'm afraid if we were to expand the thread to include prominent nipples, we would also be obligated to expand the thread to include preferences in butt size and shape. And if we did that, the thread would start to look like the mumbo jumbo threads one finds on that other website, which in turn seem for some reason to cause massive amounts of flaming there.

So, I would respectfully suggest we limit this thread to boob enhancements/implants, and my campaign to eliminate them from the face of this earth (or, at the least for the time being, from Tulip, Snow White, and Mango massage parlors).

(Message edited by laguy on September 25, 2010)

Here's an appealing fact; those money makers are mostly 80% fat

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I respectfully suggest that you limit your campaign to eliminating the plastic surgeons who create breasts that are hard and "unnaturally shaped and have nipples that will frequently stick out in different directions." Keep the good surgeons.

You may notice that I qualified my preference by expressing the same distaste as others for poor results. But I definitely admire aesthetically pleasing results (along with the occasional giant all-out-of-proportion boob job). Do you have a problem when the breasts are soft and look good on the particular bearer (or barer)?

I wish the chica I was just with would have let me take a picture of her enhanced breasts, as well as the body they enhanced. They were perfect on her spinner body, large, soft and supple, but definitely looked enhanced. In a good way. That photo, I am sure, would have been enough to convince even you diehard sceptics.

And nipples are an integral part of breasts, whereas wigs and asses are taking this thread far afield. I suspect that those not wishing to discuss nipples just don't care, which I find morally reprehensible.

There is nothing better in this whole world than big, natural tits. That being said, I was in Vegas last weekend, and there is a LOT to be said for BIG TITS IN GENERAL! If a chick lost the genetic loteria and wants to have a do-over, well, for MOST it will improve their looks?

For my 3rd world hookers, though? Naturales all the way!

Aside from the fact that I do not like enhanced breasts, there are some pretty horrible boob jobs that I have seen along the way. Scars, and just overall the look and feel not being right! I agree, Natural all the way!

I am little more agreeable to extensions....if it is a nice looking girl, but she would have short hair otherwise, then extensions are Ok...definitely preferrably over short hair. Recently saw a girl without her extension and it instantly knocked her down a few points....but, then again I just absolutely hate short hair!

I'm sticking with the goal of eliminating implants from the face of the earth (perhaps with the exception of true medical need; after all, I am a humanitarian).

Those of you who are into doing something fake should consider a blow-up doll, or maybe a Kimber doll if ya can afford it. I will withhold any comments about post-op ladyboys, the ultimate in surgical enhancements and fakery.

I have been telling many third world hookers for years that "silleeconne" is ugly and that all men I know prefer "natural". They are brainwashed to not believe it and mainly get breast implants since they feel like they need too in order to one up the next lady. In reality they are getting them to feel better than the next lady, not to impress the guys.

Three of the Lao girls at work here went to Bangkok and got breast implants. I was quite frank with them that I think breast implants unattractive. They accused me of lying and continue to this day to believe any guy who says they don't like them is lying.

While you're at it could you extend your campaign to knocking off the big huge hideous tattoos. It's gotten WAY out of control in Pattaya.

On the tattoo front, I guess we will have to chalk one up for Bangkok. On this trip, I haven't been with a single tattooed girl. OTOH, I've become semi-monogamous (defined as seeing some of the girls more than once) and therefore have only been with about 10 girls throughout the trip. OTTH (on the third hand), my fun has been restricted to massage parlors like Tulip, Mango, and Snow White (including overnight takeout) and soapies, so I can't speak to what is underneath the clothes of the go-go dancers.

Hey, wait a minute. Many of the go-go dancers I observed while doing some go-go bar "research" weren't wearing any clothes, and those who wore clothes weren't exactly overly dressed! As best as I remember, while there were some tattoos among the go-go girls at Soi Cowboy and NEP, things haven't gotten out of control in Bangkok, the way they apparently have in Pattaya.

(Message edited by laguy on September 26, 2010)

Hey, leave my tattoo fetish alone. Can't you Philistines recognize art when you see it? There's nothing more awe-inspiring than a beutiful Thai girl with big silicone tits and several large tattoos. See my photos of Bua if you really want a sublime experience (although her beauty may not appear to the eyes of Philistine beholders, only to those who appreciate the possibilities of the female canvas).

I can't prove this, but I think those enhancements to her natural beauty made her a superb courtesan, too, which I appreciated.

Of course, the fact that I'm spending today and tonight with a chica with small natural breasts and no tattoos, whose talents are considerable but may not include some of those of the true courtesan, should not be interpreted to diminish the intensity of my preferences as detailed above.

Historically I could always get on board with laguy's crusade. I find fake tits visually unappealing and I don't want to touch 'em. They would be a deal breaker for me but for the harsh reality that as Vin Scully would say, "the barn door is open and the horses are out".

Also, I thought if I ever heard another female tell me that she got her tit job "for her" that I'd exhaust my lifetime supply of projectile vomit. However, now I realize that I've been a pervert for so damn long and also generally naive, so it escaped me until a few years ago that the wimenz really do look much better when wearing clothes after getting fake ones. So hard it may be for some of us to believe, many women actually spend most of their waking hours fully dressed, and so wearing the silicon under the cottons and silks and wools gives them stature and confidence. If I hook up with one of these girls and fantasy fulfilled, the clothes come off, I'm sick to see what lies underneath.

Yesterday I had a super hot time with a tall, sexy beautiful and horny chinese girl. Didn't expect her to be stacked, but she was wearing a heavily padded bra. It came off to reveal an almost completely flat chest but with plump cherry nipples. This immigrant girl is super sexy but her flat chest in tits-crazy USA makes her feel inadequate (which really is good for us guys in the long run). Since I'm a spinner specialist with a strong preference for natural, I'm used to being deprived of the portions of breast meat I'd prefer, but this was just too little and I actually wondered if I might find this girl to be hotter if she were to get implants. Never thought something like that would break through my "I hate silicon" sensibilities.

So it really is girl by girl as Porker suggested, and also surgeon by surgeon as another post stated. I am seeing some astoundingly good work these days where I remain fooled until I get intimately acquainted with those big sisters - work so good that in the case of a stripper, a tip and grope doesn't reveal the answer to the mystery. Natural soft feel and desired jugular shape that move up and down and side to side when gravity demands and natural looking cleavage instead of rock hard immovable basketballs that you can drive an ATV through the middle of.

This is getting more complicated then it used to was!

(Message edited by erip on September 26, 2010)

I had a Chinese girlfriend a while back. She was so flat she was slightly concave around her (nice) nipples.

We were sleeping together for a full month before she took her t-shirt off in bed. That's how inadequate she felt. Getting bigger breasts would have been good for both of us.

Are any of you Asia mongers going to speak out against post-op ladyboys?

I'm neither here nor there regarding fake, real or whatever tatas. You could eliminate the torse entirely from the equation and it would be fine with me. Leave me the ass, legs and lips and I'm going to town.
This topic reminds me of the scene in mad, mad world, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAG5Zeuwgs&feature=related. The amusing commentary starts at about 1:10.

too many fried egg titty mommy working as hookers is LOS. I prefer a good tit job to that.

me too!

I agree that fried-egg titties are a problem. In fact, the motivation for this thread came in an indirect sort of way from it, see below. I also agree (upon reflection) with the comments about how the enhancements can give some girls added self-confidence, and can even make them more attractive to men, but as to the latter only when clothed. And as to any first-time customers a girl might gain from implants, I would guess they lose at least as many repeat customers. But that is a guess and might not hold for those who give excellent service thereby compensating for the negative of the implants.

One of the girls at one of the massage places I frequent had probably the worst looking fried-egg titties I have seen. I heard from another girl working there that she recently got a boob job and now more customers choose her. The lesson the other girls learn from this, even those with well-formed but relatively small breasts, is to attract more customers they need to get boob jobs. It was upon hearing this that I decided to start this thread.

The problem is all this works until they take off their top at which point most of us are disappointed (and also less likely, in my case much less likely, to repeat). So, I suppose I would carve out an exception for those with fried-egg titties so bad there is no place to go but up in terms of their appearance, but for others, keep them natural and don't be deluded into thinking us men love breast implants particularly after they are revealed as such.

The campaign against implants continues (but with some minor exceptions carved out)!

NEW RESEARCH!!!

I just received an email today with new research results, research which apparently has just been completed on Hooters:

The results are that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big hooters, and the 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys!

This is the problem with "lay" interpretation of scientific data. What men prefer are large hooters that are real, not large hooters that are as fake as a post-op katoey's vagina!!

This was a double-blind (so to speak) study, I was told, where plenty of large, soft natural breasts were in the study as well as artificially enhanced hooters.

A post-op katoey's "vagina" is in no way interesting as a lust object (or as a potentially functional element of a partner, with or without large hooters). Teen-age boys produce buckets of semen looking at large hooters, real or not, whereas no teenager, gay or not, even dribbles at the thought of an artificial vagina (although the ones made out of soft plastic may produce results). This comparison is a red herring (so to speak).

I'm still wondering where are those Hombres who are disappointed when lovely breasts (large OR small) are not topped with luscious, prominent nipples.

I love big boobs, but only the natural ones.

it is a big sin to put implants in a young girl with great small tits.

Now is a girl is older and/or the tits deplorably saggy, she might gain from it. But i would not want her anyway.

Now big tits can be attractive when the girl has the clothes on and you cannot see the flaws. Again, I would not want her anyway, after she takes the clothes off

Well I failed . . . miserably. No, I don't mean with regards to getting Beachman to post just one, yes one, reasonable post. I always knew that was an impossible task.

The failure is that Bo, at Mango, along with Nicky, at Mango, have both gotten breast implants. It was with Bo in mind that I started this thread, and at about the time I started it I also told Bo, perhaps 20 times over the course of a number of sessions, not to get implants because, among other things, most men don't like them.

Unfortunately, some of the retards on one of the other boards (read often by girls in Bangkok, largely I suspect because it is free) posted about how small Bo's tits were, and from what I gathered today, she read some of those posts. Now, and regretably not earlier in response to the initial "too-small-tits" posts, others are complaining on that same dang board about the fact she got implants. Well, maybe a post or two earlier on in response to the posts that suggested her breasts were too small would have been more effective? (I would have posted one myself if I wasn't in the midst of a posting boycott on that board owing to the fact posting there almost automatically means you will get flamed).

From my perspective this development with Bo is really sad because Bo was (up until implant day) one of my two favorites in Bangkok. And I also enjoyed Nicky as well, may any chance that I will now session with her in the future rest in peace.

So I don't know whether to give up on my campaign against implants and just admit it has been a miserable failure. Or, perhaps I should now double urge everyone who has a favorite vulnerable to the hideous implant lure, to let the truth be known: DON'T DO IT!

I agree, I like 'em all sizes--little, big, whatever. But there's no bigger turnoff than fake boobs.

I don't care if a girl is a perfect 10, I never choose providers (or girlfriends) with enhanced breasts.

Thanks for the tip, Laguy. I can't wait to get to BKK and sample one of the few stacked Thai women around (I saw many working in Singapore, I think they all went there). She's cute in her (presumably pre-op photos), and with your recommendation of her skills, I'm sure I'll enjoy her. And Nicky, too (although her pics are not up on the web site, I'm sure if you like her without implants, she'll be a delight for me with big ones).

Have you tried Mint there at Mango? She's gorgeous, and her large chest appears to be natural.

Thanks for your untiring research, BTW. Despite your uncovering a mechanism for encouraging girls to increase their endowment, I shall refrain from posting such manipulative comments on Philippine boards. I actually like their (often) sexy chests the way they are. And we don't need to do anything about Medellin, someone has already influenced an awful lot of women there. Which is why it's now high on my list.

My comments earlier in this thread were written before I died and went to Medellin.

"Thanks for the tip, Laguy."

Hunterman: May an extremely painful and incurable venereal disease spontaneously erupt on your cock.

Spontaneously? I can't even have the pleasure of getting it naturally?

Hey, I gave YOU a tip about the PI. I don't recall that you've been there (although you've probably been everywhere by now), but you would EXULT in the lovely small breasts on the spinners there. I certainly enjoy them.

But I'll forgive the insult, I know you're just upset that forces beyond your control are working in my favor.

"I can't even have the pleasure of getting it naturally?"

And here I thought the concept of "natural" was offensive to ya Hunterman.

Au contraire, my friend. I like it all (except the getting VD stuff). Filipina bodies are can be exquisite if no rice belly is present, and I love to watch the slim Thai gogo dancers.

It's just that really large breasts make me go crazy with desire, probably something about not enough breast feeding when I was an infant ("if it's not one thing, it's your mother"--Stigma Freund).

Hunterman: Given your Freud-based explanation for your silicone fetish, have you considered ungoing extended psychoanalysis to cure yourself of your unhealthy obsession?

Psycho analysis (i.e., analysis by psychos) is mostly ineffectual. I wear a Thai Buddha that is supposed to relieve me of desire, but it doesn't work; that's my best solution.

I've had some great busty girlfriends as a result of this obsession. So, I prefer to satisfy my fiendish desires as much as possible, which at this point in my life means going to third-world countries, where I can exercise my lust without getting arrested for sexual harassment (I'm old, big breasts want young around here).

You do know what you are getting these girls into by essentially forcing them to get implants, don't you?

When they become old and senile (like you) and are walking around with their walkers (hopefully they will have saved enough money from servicing Hunterman and his kin to purchase one, or maybe they can inherit one from CFK), they will be extremely top heavy, and prone to losing their balance and falling to the ground. Broken hips, death from tetanus from falling on rusty nails, rabies (yes, fall on a rabid dog and get bitten), and so forth.

Perhaps knowing the consequences of your fake boob obsession will be a first step to a cure.



(Message edited by laguy on February 05, 2011)

I've just finished my two cups of coffee, and totally agree with LAguy. The poll, Breasts - They come in all sizes [4/26/10] shows only 5% of our members prefer implants. His discussion about the hazards of being top heavy and walker use provides enough material in my mind's eye to make a substantial argument.

CFK

CFK, it's a good thing you didn't have a third cup. Could be scary....

So what if I'm in the 5% minority. Since some places have more than 5% silicone-filled mammaries, that means more for me with less potential cock-blocking competition.

'guy, my research indicates that your scarifying projections are incorrect. As women age, they often become bottom-heavy. The ones with large breasts tend to snag the partners who are best able financially to feed them well, and thus, statistically, are disproportionately likely to enlarge their waistlines. So they become better balanced, better ballasted, as they age. They will not need CFK's walker to keep from toppling, although of course they may need it to walk at all.

Anyway, I'll be drooling in a rest home by then.

Hunterman-

Your "research" on the 10 guys is fuckin Hilarious! Well done sir...

"I like little tities.."...what!!??!!

If my chest is about the same size as the girl Im fucking...there's a problem..

Just don't make no darn sense (heavy hick accent)

~~~~ Thank Heavens my future walker will be safe!~~~~

Life's full of important choices; boobs, butts, body types and everything else. If the individual involved is happy that's all that counts.

"If my chest is about the same size as the girl Im fucking...there's a problem."

Well 666guy, I supppose you could always get breast reduction surgery. Problem solved!

I really didn't want to resort to this but now I have no choice. For Joseph666

I just noticed I may have to join 666guy at the reduction clinic to get supppose reduction surgery. Or at least a class on how to avoid typos.

CFK, that's revolting. How could you? [Shudder] Until I can put that aberration out of my mind (and it'll take a while), I won't be able to look at babes with bulging sweaters the same way. I'll need to see actual cleavage...and lots of it. It's enough to make me seek immediate therapy from Filipina spinners so I can forget about large breasts for a while...almost.

CFK

Bahahahhahahaha jajajajajajaj hahah LOL!!

Laguy
I work out my chest a lot alright..stop pickin on me...;)

CFK

Hahahahahahahah Jajajajajajajaja LOL!!
Just went through my first round of radiation with non stop nausea I needed that ..Thank You

I love Fake Tits!
J666

(Message edited by joseph666 on February 07, 2011)

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on February 10, 2011)

I see "my" thread has generated some really interesting commentary the last few days.

Thank you, does anybody have any questions?

Questions CFK? Yes! Is this some of your Private Stock in Texas? When will you be getting back in the GAME again? - Hemp

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but out of fear of you guys, my heart has no bottom!

Those are some pretty substantial man-boobs you are sporting CFK. In keeping with the theme of this thread, just stay away from the silicone (it doesn't look like you need any, anyway).

Right!!! Damn it LAguy,I hate to say it but this place is obviously getting to you. Using a post alleging a photo of my body parts just to keep this thread alive - you deserve a third party face palm!!

CFK: I would never stoop so low as to post frivolous content to keep this very important thread going.

In the words of Hillary Clinton: "Shame on you Barrack Obama."

Well . . . you can delete the reference to Obama and substitute CFK.

And don't forget guys, if you go to Mango Oil Massage on Soi 24 in Bangkok (ground zero for Asian silicone implants) make sure to let June or Nestle (the two managers) know these implants have to stop!!

And Hunterman, (between you and me; others should ignore what follows) PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING if you should happen to go there, although you should know there are a lot of rabid rats running around in the session rooms. Oh, yes, and the cockroaches! You might want to consider another place.

(Message edited by laguy on February 14, 2011)

Serious question: I'm thinking about giving June at Mango a copy of the Tit-jobs poll I started here a while back:

"Generally speaking do you prefer that a girl with small breasts stays small but natural, or instead gets her breasts enhanced?

(a) Keep them small but natural
76% (52 votes)

(b) I like them big--get out the silicone (or whatever does the job)
23% (16 votes)"


I know well that we shouldn't spread around pictures posted on this site, nor reviews of girls, but I don't see anything wrong with giving this informational poll to her in hard copy. Can anyone (other than Hunterman) think of any objections or problems with doing so?

Please make that case with her. She might notice, that of the 13 girls on the Mango site, only two are enhanced, or about 15% Thus, supply and demand are out of balance. One more girl needs to obtain enhancements in order to serve that 23% of men who like such largesse. Who will it be?

Of course, should you do that, I would have to make a special trip to Bangkok, to go through the math and the economics with her, to make sure she understands that at least one more of her girls needs to become more well-rounded. I would also take a room across the street from Mango, so I could continuously enjoy the enhanced talents of Bo and Nicky, and demonstrate the considerable demand for those delightful orbs. This would mean sacrificing my aging body--those girls would suck me dry in more ways than two--but I believe in standing up for my principles, whatever the cost.

Of course, if you really wanted to dissuade the girls, you might show them a copy of the above picture of CFK's man-boobs, and give them some story about how the hair growth was an inevitable consequence of mammary enhancement.

Actually Hunterman, Ice and who knows who else at Mango, also has fake boobs. I really really really really hate to say this, but Ice needed them; she had an extremely serious case of fried egg boobs. So you see, I am really quite flexible and reasonable about these things.

In any case, they have met your quota of three, and likely have exceeded it, so the managers there should stop trying to talk their girls into any additional surgical boob degradements.