I'm getting X-mas cards from friends and family these days and I'm frustrated. As far as everybody knows, I don't do anything with my life, it's just a wasted year. And I can't tell them differently. But if I could, this would be the X-mas card I'd write.

Hello Everyone,

It's been a banner year for me. Three long mongering trips. Two to Brazil and one to Columbia. I banged about 50 women total on those trips, even though on one of them I had a pounded so much pussy I opened up a cut on my dick and had to rest a few days.

It's rather amazing when you think about it. I give these women colored pieces of paper, and they give me pussy. And they're ususally smiling and enjoying doing it. In the U.S. women are forced to give the pussy away for free, they can't charge for it, and seem to always be in a bad mood about it. Who can blame them?

I want to thank all of you who tried to set me up with women here in the U.S., I must have begged off a half a dozen dinner invitations this year. I know you mean the best and really can't understand why I'd want to be alone rather than spend some quality time with a forty something woman who's so psychotic that after all these years no man wants her. Or she might be a nice woman who wasted away her youth on some slob who never amounted to anything, but he was a football player and had cute eyes when they met, so you can't blame her for twenty lost years, and now that she's on a downhill slide she's willing to date nice successful guys like me. I can't tell you how special that makes me feel.

I know it's hard to understand, but I've found my own private Nirvana. Goodness knows it's not for everyone, but I love it.

I've had so much fun I can't tell you. Really, I can't tell you. The women I've done range in age from 18 to 30something. Though I prefer my women about 25 and experienced.

I did two absolutely stunningly beautiful women in Columbia. When I told you I was exploring the wilds of Columbia, I meant the wild brothels of Columbia. Columbian women are georgeous. Not great in the sack, but still model material. There's nothing like watching a beautiful woman take your cum on her face and smile back at you.

I really like duplas, I just need a lot of love I guess. I must have done about ten of those this year, maybe more. There's nothing that puts my mind at ease like one woman with my dick in her mouth and another licking my balls. I think that should be the way I wake up every morning. It would be a great start to the day rather than a jarring alarm clock, don't you think?

I got my cheapest dupla ever in Columbia, $30. It was well worth it. I also had a very expensive dupla at Luomo, they charged me twice for the room. Not happy! But I love the learning curve.

I'm really just an intermediate level monger now. I know lots of guys who will do this all year long, and I really can't compete. I got to meet one of my heros, Cubanut, in Medellin. Much to my surprise I met Elgrancombo again in Medellin when he went to the door to pick up his lunch delivery. Great times reminicing. I also finally met Hemp, but missed Sandman. My March trip to Rio got me back in touch with Bwana-Dik, Jaguar, kjtrav, travelsrr, Bluestraveler, and others. Rio is fast becoming my second home.

I'm doing so many girls now that I'm forgetting their names. I used to always remember their names. Now it's in one ear, out the other, and on to the next Terma. But some experiences remain. The dupla with Ingrid and Raika at 4x4 I'll never forget. The dupla with Viviana and Alejandra in Medellin is also one that goes in the history books. But my new dupla favorites are Mell and Sabrina. And yes, Mell is a girl, an 18 year old, with a great smile, rockin' bunda, and a rack that is perfect. Sabrina's just a dirty girl. A very dirty girl.

Luckily for me I'm not stuck on one particular style of girl. Sometimes I like them curvy, and big, like Raika. Other times I like them like Mell, a spinner with a perfect bunda. Sometimes black like Lavinia, othertimes pale blonde like Sharon. The fantastic smorgasboard that is the female form has been my passion this year. I want to experience all of it.

One thing I should confess is I like my girls completa. Yes, I'll take less if she strikes my fancy, but a completa girl is quite fulfilling. There's nothing like a girl arching that perfect ass up in the air and begging me to take it for my pleasure.

I've also gotten to the point now where I've left a couple of Termas without sessioning because I didn't see anything I liked. When I first started I never saw anything I didn't like. All that experience is paying off.

I did treat myself this year when I did a Brazillian porn star. Very cute, great ass, a fantasy fulfilled. See, so I do have goals.

I've even branched out to bringing girls in off the beach which I would never do before. I still don't like them in my room, but when you see that great ass, wiggling on the beach, and you've got to have it, sacrifices must be made.

I've also gone down market in Brazil which I thought I would never do. I started doing girls in sleazy apartments for a Reais a minute. This was a bit surprising for me as I consider myself to be above that sort of thing. I did this one black chick on what could only be described as a cot in a tiny room with a broken window looking out over a street. I tried to make the slap of her ass audible to those below. One should always have a goal.

I haven't done a girl in Villa Mimosa yet, but I suspect it's just a matter of time.

In Medellin I also went down market and explored Mayorista. To my surprise I found myself charmed by the place. I did this really pretty 20 year old with fantastic tits for $15. After negotiating I gave her an extra $5 but that got me nothing extra, lesson learned. But now I know why guys explore there, there are treasures to be found.

I must admit I'm surprised at the lack of interest by the garotas in being tied up. I brought some special handcuffs, but they just don't seem to be into that. One day I'll find a girl that will love me for it though. I know she's out there.

So those are the high points of my year. No camping trips. No special parties. No trips to Disneyland. No Civil War re-enactments. No Super Bowl. No fishing trips. No art projects. No houseboating. No trips to historical Europe.

Just pussy hunting. Hunting the elusive perfect pussy has become the reason for my existence. That's all I've been doing of interest this year, and I intend to continue the hunt next year. Come to think of it, it's been a while since I did three girls...

Merry X-mas,
Frogman

Which brazilian porn star did you find in Rio?

Froggie,

Join me in AC and you can have that tripla for the price of single at a 2nd tier termas.

Filipina's generally don't seem to mind being tied up either, if the garotas are protesting to much. Although completa is much more likely to draw protests from Filipinas.

Frog,

Merry Xmas. Your passion, enthusiasm and energy are more than evident. It was fun hanging out. See you next year.

Just to be fair, we did go see the Brazilian football championship and get stuck in the rain for 2 hours in the middle of Barra. That would make a nice postcard.

"No camping trips. No special parties. No trips to Disneyland. No Civil War re-enactments. No Super Bowl. No fishing trips. No art projects. No houseboating. No trips to historical Europe.

Just pussy hunting."
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Amen brother. People wait an entire year for one day, one moment of joy. It comes and goes quickly. As a kid, Christmas was great with anticipation of something you really wanted. People desperately try to capture that feeling again as an adult -- by spending more money, buying more things. It is about doing things you are expected to doing and following the same routines in years past. More often than not, trying to meet those expectations just leads to overwhelming emotional and financial stress.

For us, there is nothing more blissful than waking up in bed laying next to a 19 yo latin hottie you just banged the hell out of the night before and knowing you are going at it again. I compare to the first time you orgasmed....what a fantastic feeling.
So until the day a rich relative surprises me with a Porsche Carrera GT in my driveway wrapped in red bow, I believe the young latina with a flawless body will create more joy and happiness.

nice report. Sounds like my 2009 except I went on something like 9 or 10 trips.

My 2010, I was able to multi task and added in more tourist stuff like finding the best restaurants, masseuses, activities, and sights.

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Topfotog - Susanna Rios is the porn star. I paid a lot for her through a private escort agency and then last month found her in Terma 65 at a far cheaper price.

Do yourself a favor and ask her to grab her favorita, she loves to chow down at the Y.

http://www.tube8.com/latina/suzana-rios/77450/

Bwana Dik - I might just take you up on your offer. As much as I love Brazil, I've been hankering for some Filipina nookie lately.

Bluestraveler - You're an animal. I've never seen anybody rack up a score like you did at 65. And your roar of victory as we left I'm sure scared off any potential muggers.

I'll be writing about the midnight taxi run in the rain. That was three long miserable hours by the way, not two. Although it seemed much longer, especially as we never really knew if we'd ever get home. But thanks for the futebol game, that was a blast!

Frogman, leaving in 17 days. Buy your ticket today!

Doh! Don't tempt me! Just barely not enough notice.

Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. But if you do...take pictures.

Not sure I'm capable of imagining anything you haven't done!

OK, I won't see you in AC. Rio at the end of April?

Merry Christmas Frogman & Happy Holidays to all!



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Ho's Ho's Ho's

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/drunk-santa-caught-cctv-creepy-santa-roundup-2735068.html

Merry Christmas Frogman

Bwana Dik - I'm trying for Rio in April.

And to everyone, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

(Message edited by Frogman on December 24, 2010)

Gents,

Christmas 2010 is upon us and I just wanted to wish all my friends and colleagues in mongering all the best wishes of the Holiday Season.

The year was good to me and I hope to all as well. I look forward to reporting on future new mongering exploits in Colombia, Brazil, CR and SE Asia as well as other locations both familiar to me and new ones as well.


Have yourself a Merry Little Paisa!


Photos: Merry Little Paisa 01 02 03 04


Cheers,


Cubanut

Frogman - it was great running into you again in Rio.

Remember though - next time get rid of these hideous sandals you are wearing on the beach. My theory is that the girls jump into bed with you just to get you out of these sandals...next time we want to see you in regular Havaianas.. please.

Regarding Christmas cards - jeeeez, can't you go up to Cristo on your way to 4x4 and take a few photos there - to send as Christmas cards? If you really don't have the time, then I can lend you some photos, when I had the time to go there last ... about 5 years ago...

Cubanut,

Thanks for chipping in to the holiday cheer!

Skisandy,

If the girls jump into bed with me to get me out of those sandals, all the better. It's a win-win situation.

You'll have to lend me a photo, in all my trips I've never been to the top of Corcavado. I think Solarium is on the way or something.

Regards,
Frogman