Enjoying the start of another BANGING (hopefully) New Year! I had to buy it when I found this on the shelf at a local 99cents store. They had other fragrances like "Eat Me Raw" and "Michelle Obama"! Can't make this stuff up. They only had one left of this one which smelled kinda 'fishy'


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Fuckkkk, I wonder what or who they used as a precursor to finalize on a scent. jajajaja

This is funny, but IT IS NOT A TRIP REPORT.

Please put in the correct section next time.

MM

Trip: To make a journey

Report: A usually detailed account or statement

He made a journey.........to the .99 store, but did he spray this shit on his sheets, so he could claim to sleep in pussy??

Was it Latina, or Asian smelling pussy?

I wouldn't trust a cheap imitation, I prefer the original vaginal sent. I use it every time I go out:

http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/#/home/

Quite ironic as most female hygiene products are designed to mask the smell of pussy.

Wonder how this idea was presented to any board for approval? Imagine what kind of pitch the creator put forward in that meeting!!

For you guys with the idea of getting cheap thrills, the site http://smellmeand.com
clearly states:

"Do not ingest Vulva Original nor insert or introduce it into any body orifice or opening"

"Jerry, you don't remember my name, do you?"

"huh, of course I do ... it rhymes with a female body part, right?"

" JERRY ... what's my name?"

" eh, M-U-L-VA?"

I think this VULVA Original is Made In Germany. Can anyone confirm?

This is what happens when a third rate, low budget Chinese trade school in Shenzhen hires some uncredentialed, alcoholic American sexpat type guy to teach English to their marketing students because he will work for way cheaper than a real English teacher.

OK, which one of you guys is teaching English in Shenzhen.

BTW, I think 99 cents is about the cheapest you can buy pussy anywhere. I've never bought pussy for less than $3 and lately it usually costs me at least $20.

I had several girls for $3.25 and $4.00, but nothing less than $3 either. See my report; Huanchaco [SA/Peru]

Now if LAguy sprays this on his inflatible rubber doll he may actually have his best experience yet!

There he goes again! CFK aka Goebbels man ("if you tell a big lie over and over again . . . ") defaming my good name. Sheesh!!

OTOH, although I can't sign on to CFK's inflatable doll fantasies, a Kimber doll (non-inflatable) doesn't look so bad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xUxtO0ZDNQ.

OTTH (on the third hand), I should note for the record that I haven't broken the $3 threshold either as much as I have tried. The cheapest I have gotten away with is somewhere around $3.25. Now if only the dollar would strengthen, perhaps we could attain what has thus far been unattainable: sub-$3 sessions.

Sancho: I concurr that 99-cent pussy is tough to beat.

At the Hong Kong Bar in Tijuana, even the girls doing the shaving-cream show request at least $1 to stick your finger, nose (or tongue) up their smelly pussy. (and it is tough to not want to do it more than once).

They do have 1-real (60-cent) per minute places in Rio, albeit a minimum of 10 minutes. So that would cost you 6 bucks. And I have bargained Victoria Secrets lotion (~ $5) for full-service sex.

P4P sex for less than $5 in the world is an achievement.

Apparently no one has broke the $3USD [or equivalent] threshold, and with prices increasing it looks like $3.25 will stand as the lowest paid. LAguy, that's an achievement we can both be proud of

BTY, that Kimber doll would make a nice gift!

I've never broken the $3 barrier, but have come close. In Ethiopia I paid $3.20 for a 2 hour session in a rural hotel (noted in my trip report). And I exchanged a bottle of VS body lotion that I paid $3.13 for (combining sale price and a coupon they sent me) for an all-nighter in Rio.

Close, but no cigar...

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