Down on my luck

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By Westfargo on Sunday, June 24, 2001 - 11:45 am:  Edit

Orejon,
Sabes adonde es La Pluda o Westfargo bar? Mas adelante proxamente 8 km dercho tan le Marino Marcon buellos. Lo es sobre el izescarda lado de calle. Cuando llegaste por un Plaza cerca la proximo segundo puenta. illa es no puenta arrive al mar. Es arriva la calle principla. adonde los pedones andar. Cuando te vas. y si consiga perdiste, pregute algen adonde es plaza Caracell.

Espero que me informacion es apoyaoso.

Westfargo...

By Westfargo on Sunday, June 24, 2001 - 12:19 pm:  Edit

Everybody,

I was in the zona and a monger gave me $5 and said, keep up the good work.

I met a gal I haven't fucked in years. She doesn't fuck in the zona anymore she just sells clothes to the whores. I asked, well you fuck me for old times sakes. She said, yes! Naturally I said, $10 she much swallow. The usual. She did it. After wards she said, Westfargo! I like your watch. I want it, give it to me.
I don't know about you guys but that happens a lot to me. Naturally I never give them my watch.
I've been waiting a few weeks for some whore to ask me that. I asked her. This is my watch. What in the fucking world would make you ask for my watch. Better yet. What makes you think I would give you my watch? She said, I need a watch and you have the watch I need! I blew a fucking nut! So everything I have you aspect me to just give to you. Right? She said, I need a watch. I said, go buy a watch. It's not my responsabulity to give you a watch. Plus, I know what you would do if I gave you a watch, you'd just go out and sell it. I realy think you a Fucking Retard! (Chinga Retardo) She started to shift gears. She said, SO! I need a watch and started to take my watch off. I said, you are the most fucking stupidest Retardo A-hole I've ever met. People just don't give watchs away. She says, I get presents all the time in the zona. At that point, I just walked out of the room. It wasn't her fault. She's just like all the rest of the whores. Americans just go around giving presents and to her it was no big deal. I learned a little lesson. The dammage the Americans have done to the zona is really deap!

My watch I got for free at Bank One. They just give them away. by the way. So I got an Idea. I went to Lilia. I said, Lilia. I don't have any money but can I fuck you for this watch. And as god as my whitness! Westfargo, I would fuck you for this watch. However, an American the other day gave me one for free. and she opened her little bag around her neck. And there was a Bank One watch like mine. She said, sorry. I said, $5 the monger gave me plus my watch. She said, OK, lets go!

The dumb fuck stupid ass Americans almost fucked me over again! But luckly I'm just one step ahead of you guys!!!!!

Westfargo...

By Aardvark on Sunday, June 24, 2001 - 01:36 pm:  Edit

WF, I am comfortable in the knowledge that YOU will never be one step ahead of me but always at least 8-9 steps back.

By Sheetwise on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 02:52 am:  Edit

I got a trick I use on these girls.Most of them want gifts or drugs or money. But the thing they absolutely love is if you _____ ____ __ _____.I'm not gonna give the trick away cause it took me 18 years of mongering to figure it out..and anyone can do it.

By Westfargo on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 01:48 pm:  Edit

Aardvark,
I'm 8-9 steps behind you. I hope so! I'm getting tired to towing all you guys. I would love to find one that's got his shit together.
Lets meet soon. I'd like to see if you can hang with me and not get taken. And every time you or I get taken we'll count it up on a piece of paper and the one with the least points is the leader and I hope you win. Because I'm getting tired to teaching everbody. Since you know everything maybe you can start to help the mongers in the zona too. I remember when I was 18 years old, I knew everything like you. But as the years went by I guess I just lost all my knowledgeg...

Sheetwise,
Where's and Agatives and verbs and pronons.
Tell us! Please!

Westfargo...

By Tequila_Please on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 01:51 pm:  Edit

They ask for my watch,,,,, I say sorry,,, it was a gift from my son,,,,,, they ask for my chain and cross,,,,, I say sorry,,,,,, it was a gift from my daughter,,,,,,, they ask for more money,,,,,, I say I can’t go home to the wife broke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they get up to leave early,,,,, I say,,,, hey,what’s up with that shit,,,,, they say,,,,,, sorry,,, I don’t have a watch,,,,,,,
Tequila_Please

By Porker on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 02:28 pm:  Edit

'knowledgeg'... is that an 'agative'?

By Aardvark on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 03:05 pm:  Edit

WF, thanks for the invite but you have to promise not to wear your "WestFargo" shirt because I'd hate to get hit when the barrage of bullets come your way someday!

Also, your idea of ideal female flesh and my idea are light-years apart.

And one more thing...it's been so long I forgot what 18 was like. I certainly don't know everything...but I sure have you in the right category!

By Reytj on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 05:29 pm:  Edit

WestFargo writes "Sabes adonde es La Pluda o Westfargo bar?"

Not that anyone cares but if there are any lingering doubts as to how atrocious Fargo's spanish is they should be laid to rest by his post in spanish.

I'm not talking about bad spelling here. Fargo doesn't even know the difference between ser and estar. How can that be if he's spent so many years living and working in Mexico?

By Explorer8939 on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 05:35 pm:  Edit

Because only stupid people speak Spanish.

By Harold_Johnson on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 07:27 pm:  Edit

Hey Reytj,

I already knew Westfargo's English was bad, so I just figured his Spanish was worse. Parece ser Explorer sabelo todo.

Harry

By Westfargo on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 11:23 pm:  Edit

Tehical_please,
I do all my talking with the gal in the street.
The room is for fucking!

Aardvark,
just say Hi, I don't bite! And that shirt gets me free money.

Reytj,
I'm asking "Do you know where the bars are?"
Ser and Ester are from the verb SON. And they're future tense like "TOBE" why would I use "TOBE" if I'm asking "Do you know were is" Spanish isn't that different from English. And I think I do speak good SPANISH. Also, I write to many a litterate Mexican gals. Although their few and far between, they don't complane about my writing or speaking...

Explorer3767,
Your right! In the US I speak English. When I'm at work and a Spanish speaking person calls. And they start speaking Spanish. I just hang up the phone. I did that 3 times today. Assholes need to speak English HERE! Fuckers! I've gotten into trouble for that before. But I'd rather lose my job then do them a disfavor and tell them it's OK you can just go ahead and not fit into our society. NO COLOR LINES! Is my modo.

By Aardvark on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 07:10 am:  Edit

Please...oh please...if I "ever" do say "HI"...try to take a bite!

I have just realized that there's something more asinine then you...whomever gives you free money for wearing that shirt!

By Chargers on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 05:10 pm:  Edit

Westfargo said
Aardvark,
just say Hi, I don't bite! And that shirt gets me free money.

REALLY!!! I'm convinced. From now on when I'm in the zona I'll be sporting a shirt with my handle on it. Say "hi" if you see me. I'll gladly accept cash or check for my friendly advise.

BTW so you can pick me out easier, I'll make sure my shirts are White, Blue, or Yellow. See you there!

By Friendofadelito on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 11:46 am:  Edit

Westfargo, I just read in the archive where you said Adelito should dump his Chica despite getting freebies. I HATE to tell you this, but I know for a fact that Adelito is still paying 2 big bills each time he stays at her house. I don't want to seem like an Adelito Traitor, but I need help convincing him that if she is gonna be his Chica, he should NOT be paying like this!

Am I crazy?

Friend of Adelito

By Westfargo on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 01:28 am:  Edit

Friendofadelito,
We all know what Adelito is doing. Some guys just flat out like making the gals rich. I'm serious. They don't fall for the bullshit and they know they can find a young hottie for free too. But it sort of turns the American on to play "James Bond" the high roller. Those mongers know they can't empress any Americans so they find a dirty whore. He's living his fantisy. Also, I think some guys buy the gals hoping the gals will say I have all the money I need now I'm going to stop whoring and get a real job.
I just wish Adelito would give ME some of that money. No I woudn't do sexualy favors for it. But I really do NEED the money. Unlike his WHORE!!!

Westfargo..

By Adelito on Friday, June 29, 2001 - 01:22 am:  Edit

Friend,
The mexican's have a very important word, "leal". You seem to have forgotten your highschool Spanish.

By Westfargo on Friday, June 29, 2001 - 11:50 pm:  Edit

Adelito,
I just got off the phone with my Rosio, she only speaks Spanish. About 20 minutes into the conversation I asked her. What does the word, LEAL mean. She said, pronounce it. L-E-A-L. As god as my whitness she didn't know what the word Leal was. After 5 minutes she said, it's "Loyality", I said, yes that's it. She said, that's only used in the Mexican Mafia. She explaned that's not a very comonly used word. I didn't set her up to tell me that either. She just said it.

It's funny you mention Loyality. I truly beleive that that's the last world they'll ever use.

Westfargo...

By Porker on Saturday, June 30, 2001 - 01:06 pm:  Edit

Your girl's an idiot, que sorpresa. It's in my dictionary. I tried to come up with a Westfargo spelling for that last word, but these jokes are getting lame.

By POWERSLAVE on Sunday, July 01, 2001 - 12:36 pm:  Edit

Westfargo, the Mexican Mafia is an exclusively AMERICAN gang. Leal is quite a common word in Mexico.

By Westfargo on Monday, July 02, 2001 - 11:42 pm:  Edit

Powerslave,
If it's exclusively American. Then why are all the leaders Mexican. Smarty pants!

Mexican don't share shit. 99% of the money may come from the US. But they sure the hell won't let any high fluten Mexican/American or White American run their show. Although money is king in Mexico. Their ego is 100 times that of an American. Their like 5 years old kids with guns. And Mexico is their shooting range. It's a "Browns" only club. I've been there long enough to figure that one out.

Westfargo...

By Erip on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 12:29 am:  Edit

Fargo, wtf are you talking about? The "Mexican Mafia" is a term of art for a basically CHICANO prison gang (i.e. Americans) who have tentacles reaching into the inner city neighborhoods in the U.S. Surely a man like yourself who reads the NY Times knows this and is merely confused.

By Hippie on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 07:12 am:  Edit

I have had a little bit of experience with two members of the Mexican Mafia. One I met in person, and learned quite a bit about, due to a really messed up ex-girlfriend. He was essentially two to three steps up the ladder, rank-wise. He returned to the U.S. from Mexico to eliminate Jamaican competition and incompetence in his organization that had cropped up due to the absence of leadership. (He very quickly and ruthlessly did exactly that, just as the Jamicans themselves had done when they started up a few months previously.)

The other was discussed by a friend of mine whom he later murdered, so I followed the story closely when he was caught and convicted. He was the leader of a fairly large group, probably what the newspapers would normally descibe as a lieutenant.

Both of these men were Mexican nationals, although I believe they had both once spent time in an American prison. Both were actively involved in bringing cocaine into the U.S., as well as in its distribution here, all the way down to the street level. Many of the people who worked for them were illegal Mexican immigrants. The impression I got from the people I knew who knew them was that their organization was indeed based in Mexico. That was certainly their opinion. It is possible that they were not true members of the Mexican Mafia, but rather of Mexican affiliates, but that is not what I was told. It seems unlikely considering that their organization extended all the way to the lowest level. Every time I read or hear that the Mexican Mafia is made up solely of Mexican Americans, I wonder about that, because it just does not agree with what I have seen and heard. Don't know that this proves anyone's point, just throwing the info out there.

By Kandew on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 05:21 pm:  Edit

I'm pretty sure there is both an Old and New Mexican Mafia. The old being made up of Nationals and the New of Chicanos. I think you will also find that the New MM is much stronger than the the Old.

By Erip on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 05:32 pm:  Edit

The Edward James Olmos movie (that he is still receiving death threats for having made), "American Me" is a very interesting document of the development of the Mexican Mafia. It is my understanding (not only based on this movie) that the leaders are primarily chicanos who are imprisoned in California and the Southwest U.S....and obviously many of them eventually are released. Their henchmen however come from all walks of life inside the barrios, naturally including a number of Mexican nationals who are here illegally. When law enforcement makes reference to the "Mexican Mafia" they are referring to criminal operations primarily originating in the U.S. under the direction of U.S. citizens.

By Westfargo on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 08:38 pm:  Edit

I made a post last month were I read in the news paper that 36 Mexican drug cartells get with the Mexican government to discuss the drug trade. I was highly publusized in the Mexican and American papers. I was held in Veracruze, Veracruze. The Mexican government knows they can't stop the drug cartels they just don't like them shooting up the streets. So the government has OPENLY been meeting with representives of the cartels every year for many years. IN MEXICO. And in the paper it stated that all the gangs that run the cartels are Mexican gangs. Maybe the Mexican/American mafia runs the American side. But it sure is 100% Mexican on the Mexican side.

ie(Producers and distribuders of 70% of the illigal drugs going to the US) Canada handles 20%, why? because there's no fence!

Westfargo...

By Amous on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 12:02 am:  Edit

I am pretty fluent speaker in spanish, pretty good in grammar (especially spelling). If you think WF's english is bad, believe me, I couldn't understand most of what he wrote in spanish, yet he tried to make a case of his use of one word as being correct. Hmmm....now I really know where he stands.


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