I loved watching Herman Cain and his speeches...in fact, I kept replaying some of it on youtube. However, I started to go sideways when I heard about the 9-9-9 plan. I was still confident, but I thought the plan might be a radical departure. Now comes this sexual accusations.

I did want to believe and stand behind the man, but its getting more difficult.

I keep going back to Romney...I am certainly not going back to Obama...

Herman Cain has 'screwed the pooch'. Whether guilty or not, the fact he had a 10 day heads up to deal with the issue has shown his inability to command and deal with substantive issues. This was nothing more than a molehill now turned into a mountain; it will cost him.

The fact that you loved watching Herman Cain's political speeches says a great deal about your lack of any understanding of policy or politics, Portege. Big surprise...

Portege; your just a tool! You will like and follow whatever the Fox network pundents like Rush tell you to like.

Well, I thought Cain would surely would have slid into the abyss by now, but it looks like his poll numbers are still very strong:

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/election_2012_republican_presidential_primary

I guess give it another two weeks or so to gel. Personally, I dont really care if he made some uncoming remarks to some women 20 years ago. I think we all have made such remarks. Its not Presidential, but we all have made some remarks to women which might not be suitable for the ears of the Human Resource office.

Huntin’ Herman Cain here. Yeah, I know this is a surprise to y’all, but it is some sort of Obama-oriented religious holiday and LAguy is in someplace called Indokneeseeyahlater, or something like that, and they block out this website sporadically, especially now (thank you Obama religion). So I managed to hack into LAguy’s account so I could talk directly to ya before he finds out [which unfortunately he well may as word has it everything of consequence is closed owing to the Obama religion holiday, and I hear LAguy was last seen moping around his hotel room looking for something, anything, to do to amuse himself, maybe even finding a way to hack around the restrictions on this site].

First of all, I would like to thank my bosom buddy Portege (bosoms, you get it?? hehe) for all his help with the campaign. When I couldn’t find him at the trailer park, who ever would have thought I could find him at a foreign sounding place called “Club Hombre”? Now I’m not one for the exotic languages or anything, but I saw my campaign manager looking, between drags on his cigarette, at some of Portege’s pictures on the website, so I asked my campaign manager what Club Hombre meant. He said something like “Club Hombre my ass, it seems more like ‘Club Ladyboy.’” Well, whatever floats his boat.

Anyway, I’m here to preach the gospel of social conservatism and to tell you all that if Obama gets re-elected, I fear China will get nuclear weapons. Yes, you heard me right, China will get nuclear weapons, I'm sure of that. So, unless you want to get nuked by China while Mao Tse Tung is doing the nasty nasty with a bunch of naked ladies, vote for me.

Speaking of the ladies, I’d like to have word with some of ya'all ladies out there , but only the young pretty ones. Listen babies, I ain’t called Huntin’ Herman just because I like to blow the brains out of squirrels, "if you know what I mean" (to quote Rick Perry). But just in case there is some kind of misunderstanding, I would like to use my world-class singing voice to make my message clear.

Now unfortunately, there ain’t no multimedia on this so-called Club Hombre, or whatever, but I bet China has it on its websites because of Obama. Anyway, I digress. I’ll just give you the words, and you can close your eyes and imagine it is me singing them (to the tune of Rod Stewart’s “Don’t You Think I’m Sexy”)
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Here it goes “Don’t you want to see my penis, don’t you want to see my penis, don’t you want to see my penis now? If you want my body and you want to blow me in my corporate apartment, come on sugar let me know.”

Well, that’s it for now. Keep up the good work Portege. This is Huntin’ Herman signing off. And hoping that that LAguy creep doesn't get too bogged down in Indokneeseeyahlater, or where ever.


(Message edited by LAguy on November 05, 2011)

(Message edited by Laguy on November 05, 2011)

I think you need to lay off the crack pipe.

RG, looks like a typo, sure you meant "fool" instead of "tool". A "tool" serves a purpose. Portege does not.

Huntin’ Herman checking in with y’all. For a moment there I thought the Indokneeseeyahlaterians had not only blocked LAguy’s access to this site, but maybe even disabled his account, since even I couldn’t hack into it. But all is well that ends well, and here I am!!

Anyway, once again my sincere KUDOS to Portege and his common-sense statement "we all have made some remarks to women which might not be suitable for the ears of the Human Resource office." EXACTLY. And of course, by "remarks" Portege meant to say crotch-grabbing, head grabbing, and all those fun things us guys do to random unwilling women. Jeez, what’s the harm in a little crotch-grabbing, and head pushing into the position, “if you know what I mean” (there I go again, quoting my archrival Rick Perry). EXCUSE ME! EVERYONE DOES IT!

Well, everyone except the gays, who I don’t care about anyway because the Bible says they will rot in hell owing to their perverted lifestyle. In any event, good catch Portege on the everyone does it point. I really should make you an official campaign spokesperson.

So let’s get back on track here and focus on the issues, alright? I am now going to unveil my employment stimulus package, directed primarily at unemployed single mothers under the age of 30. I call it the 699 program. I was going to call it the 69 program, but my campaign manager pointed out, between bouts of blowing smoke in my face, this would violate the spirit of my campaign. So I decided to follow his advice and introduce another program that rhymes with itself. 699 along with 999, I like it!

As I said before, don’t blame Wall Street if you are unemployed, blame yourself. If you are a hot-looking young lady without a job, all you need to do is blow me and your unemployment situation will immediately improve. If you don’t “bite,” there is only one person to blame; YOU. C’mon now.

This is Huntin’ Herman signing off. And once again Portege, thanks for all the support.