Most of you guys don’t know it’s my birthday Thursday.
I’m going to turn 5 years old. Of course I was physically born 37 years ago. However, Westfargo was born April, 5 1996. I was working in Urapan Michuacan as a consultant. I was down there for 3 months and I was getting ready to drive back. My usual friends in the company gave me a number of items. To take back to California, blanks, etc. I made sure I had my Insurance, Drivers license, copy of birth certificates, passports, registration, pink slips. Extra keys hidden under the wheel well, batteries, etc… The American way. I’ve driven up many times; I know to give all the revisions their token $5 bills. There’s lots of good whorehouses on the way too. Hide extra money in my socks and in my trunk. I was going to make a couple of weeks out of it. Plus meet Roger in TJ, for a little R & R. I was warned by a few American that since Ernesto Zerdillo had been clamping down on corruption that the police are extra hungry for bribes because of the loose of income. I’ll just stay on hwy 5 all the way to Nogales. I a rather easy drive about 1200 miles. The first few days were pretty bad, the police had to check EVERYTHING in my car and papers. Etc… Plus $20 to get out before sunset. Just before Hermillo Sonora, I was stopped by a military truck full of guys with machine guns. They said we have got to take you to the base. They put me in their truck and another guy drove my car. They “CHECKED” my car for drugs. The commander said here’s how it works, you give me money and let you go. They wouldn’t let me call anybody. I was scared. After 6 very long ours I gave him $200 dollars and they gave me the keys to my car. My car had been ram sacked. The only thing left was the motor and seats. They even found my entire secret hiding places for a few hundred extra dollars. I also lost about $1500 in nice clothes for work. The next day I went to the US consulate and told them what happened, they said, it’s been happening lately. I did the usual filled out the paper work. And quickly drove to Nogales and then 8 hrs to San Diego, were Roger wasn’t waiting for me. I quickly went to my favorite bar the Tropical; the Tropical was rather fucked up back then. But I knew everybody. Everybody was saying were have you been etc… My favorite fuck Rosio was there too. She said tomorrow I’m going back to Guadalajara. I said, lets celebrate, lets go fuck. She said lets go to my house. I usually take a Taxi there. It’s on Choalila and 10th about 5 blocks up from the New York and Manhattan. I walked in the middle on the street while she walked on the sidewalk. She came up to her door and paused and looked over my shoulders. Then WAM! Two guys out of nowhere jumped on me; I through one off and the other took my glasses and ripped my pants in half. Both the guys and Rosio took off running. Remember, I’ve been fucking Rosio all night long for over 2 years. I was in shock; a taxicab came up to me on the street and said. Do you need a lift, I said yes and I got in. I completely forgot I had no money. As I was searching for my money, he knew I didn’t have any so need drove me to any ally, and said get out of the fucking car. Still dazed and confused after just getting rolley fucked up. I just got out. I walked not more then 10 feet when 4 or 5 guys just looked at me and started running after me. They chased me about 2 or 3 blocks. I was screaming, yelling. No one would even look at me. Finally another Taxi came by I said I have no money I was just robbed, please take me to the police station. The Taxi took me to the 8th street station. I got out, he said where’s my $10 dollars. I said I told you I don’t have $10 dollars. He waved a cop over and the cop said by law I only owe the Taxi driver $4 dollars. I said, I don’t have $4; I have to report a mugging. The cop told the Taxi guy to go away. They put me in a room and asked me what happened. I told them everything from Hermillo to TJ. They put me in a Jail sell all by myself for 3 hours, I started going nuts. I started thinking what my brothers have been saying for years, about how I better shape up and smell the roses. Then a guy came in and said he was a lawyer and said I’m in a lot of trouble. I said, what are the charges? He said, the charges are very serious and I’m trying to protect you. In Mexico they can hold you for many months as a JOHN DOE. Before you’re even able to make a phone call. He said, you give me your ATM or Credit card, and I’ll go get some money and they’ll let you go. I didn’t have an ATM or Credit card. He said give me a number and I’ll call family and I’ll have them come bail you out. Well, I gave him my brother’s number and Roger too. He went away for an hour that seams for a hundred years and came back in and said, you don’t understand the cops here can KILL you if you don’t pay them. I don’t know if any of you guys have ever been scared so bad you peed in your pants, but I did. I actually “Shit and pissed” in my pants. I started to cry. Another guy came in and said, you not going to leave until we get a little token of your appreashation for us saving you. You know, you may hate us, but were helping you out. You should be in TJ, this isn’t your territory, and it’s our land and your learning a valuable lesson. I actually started to go crazy. I started to hit myself on my head, and scratch the walls. They were so fuck ruthless. They let me stay alone for an hour or two more, and then a Mexican/American gal that had tattoos all over her arms came in and said, this is your last chance. These guys are going to come in here any time now and break your face in if you don’t pay them. I asked, how much? She said they wanted at least $5000 dollars. I said, yes! Yes! Yes! I’ll pay. Remember this was going on in that police station on 8th street. The SAME exact station. She left for a few hours, and all the sudden I remembered I hid $200 emergency dollars in my socks from Urapan. I had changed my socks and my money too. I cried for anybody, the lawyer came in. I said, look, I just found $200, he took the money. Walked out, then 2 other cops in uniforms came in and took off my clothes. To make sure I wasn’t lying. They just let my go a few minutes later; I just walked right out the front door. And they all were nodding, like thank you! I walked to my car that was still parked on San Yisidro Bl. I still had my keys under the wheel wells, that night Roger and I went to make a formal complaint at the Cindacatura the Bosses Bosses, it was brand new. They naturally wrote everything down. And said we’ll contact ya. Since then I’ve used them twice. At that moment Westfargo was born. I bum cigarettes off Mexicans and through them in the trash. I do everything I can to get everything I can from them. I take my own beer into almost all the clubs. But I have privilege to there most Valued possion. Young virgin gals. I fuck them, CUM in there little raw pussies and do it again, and again, and again. The little gals love my super exotic European look, and I move in merceryfulllessly. I may be getting older but they all say I look like a movie star. Of course if they say that I tell them I’m a movie start. Never do that to the AB gals. They’ll just charge you more money. But it really impresses the 18, and 19 years old non hookers. Use ANYTHING you can to get to fuck them is my modo. Of course don’t hurt them. And every time I get a new virgin, I always stop and pause and think of my fellow mongers and I take one plunge for all of you guys. I use ALL my guns. Like I said, I try to keep a low profile. But some information has to be told to the masses. O' and yes I have written to newpapers, and a few years ago I wrote on LARGE 5' by 4' paper warning the Americans about the dangers. I put my number on them too, tons of turests called me too. But as long as the US government doesn't issue a travel warning for green Americans and Canadians. This shit will just keep going on!

Westfargo…

WestFargo said: "I’m going to turn 5 years old."

Now, if only your brain could just catch up!
Just kidding, west.

BTW, if you read his post backwards, reading only every fifteenth word, you'll discover that Johnny really is the Devil.

C'mon fargo. I have met and seen you and Roger several times down in the zone. Roger even took me and Redongdo to the "Westfargo bar" once. Nice place BTW,and that Roger can really dance.
Both of you guys always seem very friendly and easy going.
You come off as a bad ass here but in person your not like that at all. I am positive I have even seen you buy beer!!
Yes,I have no doubt you can score in the zone,I am sure you get lots of freebies and $20 girls.
And yes,your a big guy that does kinda look like a good looking clark kent.
And you make several good points about Mexicans and Mexico. But.....maybe chill a little bit on the Mexican thing,ok??

shit happens, good luck, bad luck, some days, some times but not always.

Hey, WF, lemme get this straight. So you fuck mexicanas 'cause you in resentment about bein' treated bad by the Mex. police and you think that's tha best way ta get back at 'em? Fucking = a kind of violence for you, in other words? Damn, a therapist would have a mufuckin' FIELD DAY witchu, bro. Whenever I think I got relationship problems, I'm just gonna reread this.

Ritmo,
I don't fuck gals because I resent the gals. I LOVE young virgins. But I am much more agrassive and look for them on porpose just because I know that if I don't fuck a virgin that one of the locals will. And to many Mexicans being a virgin is very important. And I love to think about the look on some Mexican guys face when he meets the gals of his dreams. And asks her if shes a virgin and she says, no acturaly I had an American guy a lot taller and more handsome than you. And fucked me and came in my pussy tell I was RAW!!!!!


Thomas,
I'm not trying to be a bad ass. I'm a nice guy that avoids violance at all costs. And yes I do buy drinks too. However, most of the time you'll catch me with a few Tecate's in my coat. I'm just tired of all of us being the victums.

Paying $2.50 for a Tacate that is served by a waiter that doesn't get paid anything. I buy the Tacate's that I carry in my coat for 25 cents each in TJ. I go to the Star bar in San Diego and pay $1.00 for reddog and it costs 70 cents each in the Ralph's behind Horton plaza. Plus the Philipno Waitrests get a base salery of 9.00 an hour.

Thats highway robbery, I don't care weather I can pay it or not. If everything in TJ were as nice as San Diego I would pay the $2.50 for a Tacate.

All of us have multiple lives, at work were nice hard workers. In TJ were whore fuckers. Yes, I have been all over North, Central, and South America. And Mexico is the most dangerous place of them all. This is what my Mexican x-wife always says. Remember, the average Mexican does want to respect the laws of the US and Mexico, However, there taught from a very very young age that half of their country was forcably taken from them by the Americans and the western states still rightfully belong to Mexico. Thats their justifier. Instead of getting over and consertrating on bettering their lives in Mexico they like to react based on it.
I understand how hard it is for them, I myself can't just wake-up and forget about being physically kidnapped and torchered. Except for my physical appearance I think I've done a good job of just blending right in with their culture...

Westfargo...

Westfargo-In spite of your harrowing and mind altering experience in a Mexican jail, which places in the interior of Mexico would you recommend to those determined to adventure beyond the border towns? Any cities that may deserve a Westfargo seal of approval.

Listen to Tomas WF, chill on the anti-mexican crap.

Tjhombre,
When the web master, try's to sensor my valuable information I understand that's a hint that this is not a free board. Also, if you really read my information I'm teaching our fellow mongers how to negociate in a forien land. And our opinions are very valuable. I well never right idle chat, it's waist of my time. And there for I will not post anymore because it's obvious your next step will be to not allow me to post. So, with that said, I will never post anymore information. And all you guys are on your own! But thanks, I've had a wonderful time enlightning you guys while I had the chance.

Good luck, and again if anybody would like to talk, just look under the heater, I'm there two or three times a week in the AB bar.

Joseph Black.

Wait!!

Give me the secret code!!!!

There is an African proverb that when an old man dies a library is burned down. Don't die on us Westfargo and deprive us of all those nuggets of wisdom derived from years of experience in the bars and back alleys of Tijuana. Maybe some of the things you say are'nt politically correct and certainly not everyone agrees entirely with your views, but you call'em the way you see'em and that's all you can ask of anyone. Keep posting!

I'm in agreement with you on this one 151.
Taxibob

WF yore atrocus spelling should be aloud to continu and i wil emale tjhombre and ask him to leve yore post alone.
pleze continu to post

bring back WF! bring back WF!

I too hope the "Great Man" doesn't cross the stream, never to return. Especially since his latest appearance was due to my harassing him via e-mail to start posting again.

Of course all respect to the board and TJHombre..perhaps some kind of compromise? His own unique topic? Maybe the plane did poke it's nose into the wrong airspace for a bit?

I notice he doesn't alias his name to his real e-mail address, if you guys wanna shoot me any e-mail you'd like to send to Fargo I'd be more than happy to forward them to him.

F--- Westfargo!

Aardvark:

To each his own.

I prefer chicas to WF, but if your tastes differ, so be it.

Brothers,
Ain't nobody here interested in gettin' WF thrown off the list. An' Bro TJH ain't suggested nothin' like that either. He jes backed 'im off the plate wit' some chin checkin', 'cause the dude HAS been comin' HARD on the anti-Mexican tip lately. A wakeup call, Westie, come join the rest of us in Deuce Mil. The thang's not about hatin' on nobody--give up some mo' love, an' you a get mo'! It work like that.

love to ya, West, and to you too, Tacoguy. I got enuff love fo' EVERYMUTHAFUCKINBODY.

Personally, I think West and Redongdo are one and the same.

Nah, just the Odd Couple.

For me the jury is still out. Nobody can argue West has blazed a path for the team and paid a heavy price, but if he was a guy standing on your/our street talking about the Virgins in your/our neighborhoods in would get Ugly,. What I get is West is a nice guy with an ego which spins out of control sometimes and creates problems. It created some of His problems in Mexico and it has created problems here on this board. West you might want to look at the Real Truth as to why you ravage the virgins. It is because you are taking something back from a man/culture you do not know who has wronged YOU OR..It's something about YOU..because you seem to have taken it personally.
I thought we were here to help each other have more fun down south. I'd just like to buy someone a beer since I live in S.D. and appreciate what other guys around the world have no idea we have!

Hey San_Puto,

No way, I have a bigger flashlight!

as much as i do not like westfargos hate, the man speaks alot of truth about the family and the girls mindset.(I LOVE HIS POSTS)

Thanks Everyone,

Sometimes I feel I'm just writing to myself. I don't try to come off as anti Mexican, we should play the game by the rules. Not the rules of the rich bar owners that set up everything to lighten the Mexican and American wallets alike. They just want us to stay ignorant, these gals aren’t slaves nor are they employees too. Remember my post about the Tropicana hotel in Mazatlan and Taxes. Etc… If you didn’t read it, go find it and read it. It sort of shows why Mexico is as poor as it is and why millions of Mexicans can’t come to the US legally. Don't be a fly in a spider’s web. I'm a man of my word and when I say I'm not going to post anymore, I mean it! However, when I read all this crap about guys getting fed up about "fiches" being too high. Etc... Why buy the gals a drink. Remember, If you just have too buy the gal a drink, you can buy a gal a drink WITHOUT a Ficha. I do it from time to time. Again, right when you buy her a drink, her mission is too polish it off as soon as possible. Why pay double if you don't have too. There's no law against inviting her to talk to you alone in the back or at your table, without a drink. If you’re really interesting, she'll keep trying to talk to you without a drink. Remember although their whores, you can't buy their interests. And if your not interesting to them, well, who wants a gal that doesn't want you anyway. You can't win over 100% of the gals with you wallets. However, there's enough gals in the zona that’s there's at least a few that would really genuinely like to sit and chat with ya. My way of negotiating lets you find those gals without busting your wallet and your mind too. Common sense, right?

It's obvious by how many personal e-mail's I got, my mission isn't over, a few of you guys that don't post e-mailed me too, you guys are funnier than hell. I don't want anybody to "Side" with me. My only side is the Client side. I don't care what color you are or what country you live in. We could all use some "back to basics" training. I think it was Redondo that mentioned a few month's ago, that I every other day post 20% my exploits, 20% cultural tidbits, 20% responding/defending, and 40% helpful hints.

I know it's TJhombre's board, but I'm not going to sensor them in any way shape or form. If TJhombre finds my post offensive he's just going to have say I didn't follow the rules and remove me from the board. Period!

My mission, I’ve been dreaming many years of uniting all the mongers, standardizing our methods. I'm 99% positive that we represent at least 70% of the business in the AB and Chicago clubs. A lot of real Mexican guys I speak to in the AB and Chicago turn out to living in San Diego and their not there to fuck. Their there to watch and see whats happening. If they do fuck, they usually don't go to "Hottie central" they do what I do, find a “new be” in the back, sit down with her for a half hour or so. Take her up and do it ALL. For a fraction of a hottie central gal. And "Yes" these gals are 19 or 20 years with no children, etc... Almost all the really beautiful gals in the back say they don't want to associate with the "hottie central" gals because their "stuck-up".
What I'm going to do is write a methodology of how to handle "Hottie central" gals and for you to get new one's too. Many of you guys aren’t into street gals or haven't tried them. Yes, street gals can be nightmares. But they also can be much, much, much, better than even a good American bootie call gal too. You just need to know how to approach them. I've been with many that make and act twice as good as AB gals. The difference is my street gals are $8 dollars and $3 for the room and you can have the room all night for an extra $6 dollars. Also, I always have street gals for 30 minutes. Allowing you to use your Viagra all night long in a fuck fest that would make the roman emperor Caligula jealous.

I’ll start my Information/Negotiating posts tomorrow.

Again, thanks for the support! I’ll post under “Westfargo’s 5th birthday.

Westfargo…

WF:Keep posting!BTW:Do you know of any daytime activities in Anaheim?

"...we should play the game by the rules. Not the rules of the rich bar owners that set up everything to lighten the Mexican and American wallets alike."

Disintermediation.

Totally agree.

Regards,
RickFeliz

Glad to hear you have'nt retired your flashlight. Beneath the persona of the court jester there is a keen intelligence that is quick to ascertain and process information that many overlook in an alcoholic haze or are'nt even aware of in their excitement. Looking forward to reading furthur chapters of the Westfargo saga.

Wellcome back.
Taxibob

"And if your not interesting to them, well, who wants a gal that doesn't want you anyway"

Gee... I thought that's exactly why I was PAYING" in the first place.

You guys don't understand, WF's mode of operation is to get the chicas to pay *him*.

And they do!

Welcome back WF... Looking forward to your upcoming "words of wisdom"... Food for thought: Write a book and publish it. Might as well use your experiences for capitalistic reasons. I'd buy the book, although I can't say it would end up on my coffee table!... prog

I say don't write a book. The flood of picture snapping tourists would Ruin the Zona as well as the angry wives/significant others making a scene. I think a movie would be better. Like from Dusk Till Dawn except the hot chicas are not vampires just Hot Horny Chicas willing to please.

This stuff just keeps getting better. What about the special street girl strategy you promised to release?

I committed a horrible transgression Thursday night. The Great One and Roger allowed me to hang with them at one of the bars I normally never go into...I think it was the Gloria Bar..located on Constitucion between the alley and Coahuila.

Anyways this is what happened, we were splitting a 40 oz bottle of Pacifico...and thinking I'd be really cool reached for the bottle to pour the Mighty Fargo his beer...but the bottle slipped out of my hand and I spilled beer all over the place! The bottle was really wet and I imagine that's why it slipped and I recovered it pretty quick but not before Fargo and Roger got a little doused.

Begging a hundred pardons and kissing the hand of Saint Fargo and I was forgiven. Sometimes being in the presence of greatness ones motor control goes awry. Please forgive me fellow Fargoists!

Twenty lashes...

Great information passed on from the master.

I was in La Gloria tonight and am picking up the pattern to the types of places that Westfargo likes to hang out in. They're not just Mexican bars. They all have something in common - a dance floor and women waiting to dance. I know he's said it over and over again but tonight in La Gloria I finally got it - the path begins on the dance floor.

Regards,
RickFeliz

Westfargo-you alluded to getting mugged in one of your guide posts. If it's not to painfull to recall, would you be willing to post the details of this occurence as a public service to Zona visitors? Also, it has been suggested you write a book. Excellent idea! With a nod to gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, you could title it Fear and Loathing in Tijuana. A chronicle of your adventures there might even surpass those of the good Dr.'s in Las Vegas. Just an idea you may want to consider.

Redongo,
I think you handled yourself rather well considering Roger was the one that received your full wrath. Remember, after dancing with Mrs. Acapulco, I too spilt some of Rogers beer. Just after you left I met a real nice one I wanted you to dance with. You've got the attitude and personality, but you need to dance. You'd be a great monger if we can just get you on the floor. Do you dance? It makes it so much easier to get the gal to trust and like you if you just move a little with her in your arms. On the floor is the best place. Your sort of anouncing to the world that your with her. It's sort of erodic...

Rickfeliz,
Lets meet Tuesday night and cut some rugs with Roger and Redondo, we'll exchance a few ideas too. If not Tuesday night, I'm available Thurday night. What do you think?

151rum,
I posted my mugging as follows, it was rather textbook too. I sort of had fun. However, I've been mugged a few times and the other times were a lot worse. You sort of get used to it.
I'll post it below..

Westfargo...

Redongo,
I think you handled yourself rather well considering Roger was the one that received your full wrath. Remember, after dancing with Mrs. Acapulco, I too spilt some of Rogers beer. Just after you left I met a real nice one I wanted you to dance with. You've got the attitude and personality, but you need to dance. You'd be a great monger if we can just get you on the floor. Do you dance? It makes it so much easier to get the gal to trust and like you if you just move a little with her in your arms. On the floor is the best place. Your sort of anouncing to the world that your with her. It's sort of erodic...

Rickfeliz,
Lets meet Tuesday night and cut some rugs with Roger and Redondo, we'll exchance a few ideas too. If not Tuesday night, I'm available Thurday night. What do you think?

151rum,
I posted my mugging as follows, it was rather textbook too. I sort of had fun. However, I've been mugged a few times and the other times were a lot worse. Again, I get as much action in one night as your average monger does in 6 months because I get out and live it up. You sort of get used to it.

I'll post my mugging below..

Westfargo...

Last night Roger and I were doing the usual, farting around. When a monger named Hank that I haven’t seen in many months started to talk to us. I showed her a few of my favorite gals. One of my favorites is Marilina next to the Gloria. He said he fucks her all the time, I asked him how much he pays. I said, $30 for 30 minutes. He asked me how much I pay. I said, $10 for 30 minutes. He said, Westfargo, you’re a lot younger and you have all your hair that’s why you only have to pay $10. I said, No! That’s not it at all; I pay $10 because I told her I’ll pay her $10 or 100 pesos. He said, she’s one of the few that’s a real old fashioned gal. She really only wants good loven. I said, there the greatest actresses in the world. Yes, she may find me a little more appealing to the eyes, but make no mistake, she’s a businesswomen and if she were confronted with you or I she’ll take you. Then she’ll take me. He said, I’d bet you a beer if she has a chance to take anybody it would be you over me. I know Marilina and she is about as good as they get. Give head, swallows, etc… Hank and I came up to her at the same time. We told her our dilemma. We said we both want to fuck her, but witch one does she want first. She said, I don’t want either one of you guys. I don’t like pressure, with a big smile. I said, you’d got two guys loaded with money waiting for you. She said, if I take one the other will go away. So don’t give me that shit. I said, then you’ve got to choose. Of course she chose Hank, she said, Westfargo, you wait for me or you’re a dead man. Of course Hank left with her, and Roger and I scrammed.

I have a lot of respect for Hank, Hanks not aggressive at all, he leads a rather simple life; he just doesn’t want to bother with trying to save a few bucks. Because I doesn’t find any personal rewards with saving a few extra bucks. Unlike Roger and I, were on the opposite end of the spectrum. I don’t even like to fuck a gal that doesn’t put up a little fight. From my experience if the gal doesn’t counter offer, there’s something wrong and that’s a warning sign. Plus she’s probably a sack of shit in bed too. I like to Fist fuck, spit on their pussy’s, cum in their months and rub it in their faces. A few months ago I had Veronica that stands next to the Miami bar. A real cutie, 21 years old, 5’5 no kids. I was negotiating with her for 2 months and then one day she said, Westfargo! It’s time! I want all of you. I said, you know what that means? You have a fun time, and I may steal a piece of you heart. She said, I don’t care, I want you! So, right when I got in the room I started to kiss her and taking off all her clothes. She was breathing very hard. Saying, WOW! I took off all her clothes; I put one finger in, two fingers, three, and four. She said, the thumb won’t fit. I said, yes it will, slowly turning my fist. The knuckles went in. She was saying, ouch, ouch, aaaaahhhhhh… Then I proceeded to sick my cock in her at the same time. She said, no, no, no, aaaahhhhhh…. It was a little dry, so I couldn’t spit on my hand to lubricate her pussy so I hacked a huge luggy, “Spit” right on her wide-open pussy. She jumped a mile. And said, YOU JUST SPIT ON ME! I said, yes, you were dry and you needed a little lubrication. She said, but you SPIT on ME! I said, sorry my love but it’s no big deal. She said, you really ruined it! Everything was just fine and then, you ruined it. This sucks, you don’t go around spitting on people. I said, it’s no big deal; you’re enjoying it, right? She said, not any more. And again all this time my whole fist and cock are sill in her pussy. I said, sorry sorry sorry, I truly sorry it won’t happen again. She OK! After a little while I blew a whole load on her face. She didn’t even open her mouth. I tried to wipe up my cum and put it in her mouth. She jumped again. I said, you said you were going to swallow. She said, I let you fist fuck me, isn’t that enough. I asked her if she like it. She said, yes! I love it. She said that was my first time. I said, you see, that had value. I opened a new world for you and you sort of owe me. She looked at her pussy and said, now look what you’ve done, it’s all-open and hug. It was open BIG. It looked rather funny, her being so slender and everything. It was so funny; she was sitting on the bed totally naked with her legs spread super wide trying to close her pussy. I just walked by, spit on 4 of my fingers and slid all 4 with no ristance at all from she pussy in her pussy. I said, squeeze. Squeeze hard! She did , then I put 3, 2, 1 finger and she was “almost” normal. She said, you’re a genius! WOW! That really was incredible. I said, thanks, you were pretty good too. Then I pulled out my 100 pesos. She said, OK. Good by. I gave her a big hug.
Three days later I saw her on the street. I said, Veronica, let’s go do it. WOW! I want to fuck you hard. She said, NO! I said, why? She said, you spit on me, REMEMBER???!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!


Westfargo

I'll be working Tues night/Wed morning but will probably be down there Thursday unless something unexpected happens with la bolsa de valores.

Where will you be Thursday night?

Regards,
RickFeliz

WestFargo:

When did you learn to spel?

Dancing is a good topic. When I'm drunk enough anything can happen! I can get by with the slow dancing and can fake the quicker stuff but I'd like to be able to do the actual dances...there seems to be some very definite steps. Perhaps you could be the Mongers answer to Arthur Murray...get a buncha chicas and give dance lessons in the zona!

"...dance lessons in the zona..."

I was in Las Chavelas waiting for someone and started to flirt with this cute little Mexican. I asked her to dance and on the floor her manner changed to "ho-hum". I got angry for a second and then thought of BOT's comment that when he took a beautiful girl from the Chicago Club to the room and she turned into an ice queen, he simply focused on looking at her beauty and had a good time. So I thought, fuck the flirting and dancing, I'm going to get my $1 worth by learning something. I moved around beside her and ignored being polite and interacting with her. Instead I focused all my attention on her feet and began copying her moves. It was a long song and gave me lots of practice. Sure I was stumbling and probably looked like a stupid gringo, but by the end I was slowly beginning to pick it up. I can see that with more practice it's something I could learn.

However, in order to learn in public like this I had to totally ignore the other people and "dance like no one is watching".

Regards,
RickFeliz

Westfargo said:

She looked at her pussy and said, now look what you’ve done, it’s all-open and
hug. It was open BIG. It looked rather funny, her being so slender and everything. It was so
funny; she was sitting on the bed totally naked with her legs spread super wide trying to
close her pussy.

LMAO!!! Your killing me WF!!!!! Keep it up!!

Red,
Are you sure it was cervesa you spilled on Rodger?

Westfargo-You've got a lot of good ideas and I agree with your philosophy of living in the present as there is no future, but how you can get used to getting mugged is beyond me.

Rickfelize,
Roger and I could meet you in the Gloria, Thursday night at about 7:00PM, I was there last night and had a blast.

Explorer8939,
Spel? Who spels?

Redongo,
Author Murry! I’ve always liked Fred Estare. You just have to get out there. Start slow and work your way up. Then you can fuck them all night for free. It’s so much easier to fuck them if you dance like them. Just don’t start to look like them. Rodongo in a miniskirt! No thanks…

Tomas,
She’s so cute, and all there pussy’s stretch to incredible sizes. You’d be amazed. If they trust you and they relax, is really doesn’t hurt them. It looks like it may hurt them, because they’re making all sorts of noises and are scared, but if you use a LOT of constant smooth pressure your whole hand will go right up into their pussy all the way to your rist. The first time was incredible! They actually have many multiple orgasms. I do it to nearly all the gals. That’s one of the reasons I like the really small virgin style gals. Roger always thought I was exaggerating, until last year I show him pictures of Rosio and I. Rosio is 19 years old 4’11 90lbs and no kids; she stands next to the Ribera Hotel. Of course you’ve got to get to know the gals first, unless they’ve already done it. But Rosio, she was saying, what are you doing? I said, just be quite and enjoy it! My overwhelming confidence just allowed her to relax. And she just open right up. Roger got to fuck her a couple of weeks after and he said her pussy is so tight. There’s no way you can fit your whole fist into her pussy. I showed him what to do. And he went with her a few days later. And he came out and shook my hand and said, WOW! She knew what to aspect and dug it. Roger said, Jose, you did it again!!!!!!

151rum,
It doesn’t take rocket scientists to understand the mistakes these people do. They’re just a product of their own environment. If we lived in Mexico, we would be the same way. As a matter of fact I’ve found there’s two types of mongers the one’s that resist it and the one’s that fall for it. I can’t help but resist it.

Westfargo…

Jose Negro-explain please how you duck and dodge el rateros. Also, you must be something of a hypnotist to get the girls to relax to that amazing degree...You've raised more questions with your last post than answered.

Westfargo,

I'll try and make it (the Fed just did a surprise move - lots of work to do).

If I'm not there by 7:30 PM, party-on without me.

Rick

WF, Roger DID wash his hands before he shook yours, right?... (prog)

Westfargo,

I had the following experience with negotiating in Tijuana.

I took the bus from the border to Mexicoach terminal on Septima/Revolution, and realized that I had forgotten my sunglasses. There is a mall with dozens of small shops attached to the bus terminal. I saw some fake Oakleys and asked the girl to see them. They were ok, so I asked how much? She said $20. I said no, too much….She said $15. I said sorry and started to walk away. She said how much? How much you pay? I said
Quarenta. Pesos. She said NO WAY. $10. I said no 40 pesos. She said OKAY $5. I said you aren’t listening, 40 pesos. She said $5 or nada. I said ok, $5. Did I do a good job of negotiating? Should I have told her “chinga tu madre cabrona”?

I still have the sunglasses. I wear them everytime I go to Baja.

Orejon
out

151rum,
There's a point every monger comes to, after years of mongering and they start to get bord with just fucking. It's not that their litteraly bord. They just need a little more excitment. And because as humans we have the abulity use our intuition and our subcoucusis at the same time, we understand the zona is an increadbly dangerious place. As a result we stick to places that we feel comfortable in. I.e. AB, Chicago, Chevellas. And then when we see a real Mexican bar our instincts kick in. Danger, Danger, These people don't like me and actually many don't. We come in fucking all their young gals. We are all educated, rich, tall, clean, nice clothes, etc... We represent the rich land loards that the revoluction with Amilino Zapatos and earlier Maxamillian were all about. We also took half their country in 1847, and then accupied it in 1914. You bet many hate us to death. However, you have to accept it and know that you can do everything in the world and some day your going to get knocked over. And you can have a cop 10 feet away, and it's so fast he won't even know. Many of them hate us so bad that they think their doing their country a favor. It's more or less a "Right" their born with. One of the very successful tactics I use to fuck gals, is I tell them how fucked up America is and how I hate Americans. I works rather well. They perk-up and say, Tell me more! Rosio is in love with my stories so much that when her and I get to her house, we all sit at the dinner bench and she tells her whole family how fucked up we are, and I confirm it too. And the dad at the end of the table, usually only listens. And then says, No bodys perfict!

Your going to get fucked some day. I remember boot camp, the drill instructor said, Your going to die for your country. It's not IF it's when. So get over it!

Rickfelize,
The Fed's don't have dance whores waiting for them in Tijuana! Be there or be square...

Progman,
Good question. I'll get back to you on that. I usually wash my hands.

Orejon,
WOW! You did what you were aspected to do. I hope other mongers are reading. It's so easy and fun. She won and you too. Good job...

Westfargo...

Senor Black-Thank you for the background information and how you apply it to your social interactions in Mexico. I suppose it's like a matador entering the arena, if he's worried about getting gored, it just makes it more likely to happen. I'm beginning to understand your Zen approach to la Zona. You've made an art form out of an activity that many would condemn...

"dance whores"

Breakthrough tonight after spending some time with Westfargo (and more importantly Roger). I've always been fascinated by Westfargo's comment that "if you buy them a drink, you lose".
Tonight I got it. He's "el maestro" (the master) of "dance whores".

Let us assume that the ladies are working for money. How can they earn money?
Dancing for a buck a dance.
Drinking for fiches
F**cking and s*cking.

In other words:
dance whores
drink whores
putas

Adelitas and Chicago Club are full of putas.
The other bars are full of drink whores and/or dance whores. Westfargo's speciality is dance whores. I think it's a great strategy - "mejor para ambos" and "disintermediation".

The main problem I ran into "off the edge of the Adelitas/Chicago Club world" was I ran into drink whores. I buy them a drink for $5. They get $2 and the house(middleman) gets $3. Alcohol isn't my main thing. Particular "before" as it messes up my performance. Now, I understand that there's a market for drink whores. And los borrachos know and appreciate this option better than I do so I'll leave it to them to enlighten us as to the fine points of "drink whores".

However, Westfargo avoids drink whores like the plague. That's why he said "If you buy them a drink, you lose". Basically it's a screening device. He's screening out the drink whores.

He's also avoiding the "putas" and their high prices and professional attitude.

Which leaves us with the "dance whores". These are women who will dance with you for money - in other words, "dance whores". If you look at the places Westfargo hangs out, you'll notice that they all have something in common. Originally I noticed that they all had dance floors. But that's not the important point. What they really have is dance whores sitting around the dance floor looking to sell their dance services for money. You dance with a dance whore for 3 songs, give her $3 and the house 0, nothing, nada, zip, zero and you've got "disintermediation" (eliminating the middle man). Better than a $5 drink where she gets a $2 fiche. She gets a buck more and you save $2. Mejor para ambos.

Now, she's used to making her money at a dollar a dance. 20 dances is a full evening if you count the sitting around waiting to be asked time. Anyway, are you beginning to get the picture?
Westfargo is "un maestro" (a master) of the "putas de baile" (dance whores)

Regards,
RickFeliz

I don't think he looks like Superman. He's from Krypton but the dark side. He looks more like one of the superhuman villains from Krypton if you saw the movie.

WF doesn't look like Superman, he looks like Clark Kent.

At any rate, I don't see WF doing the dance thing with a lot of chicas. His 'thing' is striking up conversations with chicas while they pass by, and working them down to $20 while they are talking to him.

This happens to the most inexperienced monger, as well, in AB. You are standing around, and some chica asks you "Do you want to go to ze room?". At that point, you are in position to bargain, as does WF. The difference is that WF is experienced in doing so, and the chicas like him anyway.

Even the drink whores, as you call them, will forget to ask WF to buy them a drink.

Rickfelize,
There's very few mongers like you. Your were so smooth with Monica, I can tell she genuinly liked you a lot. Your a good dancer too. There's not much you can learn from Roger and I.
I've dedicated my zona life to fucking the gals for Free. That's the real challenge. That's your next level. Monica is a good one to start with too. I know you have plans to go to the room with her. And yes, she is good. Love to be fist fucked. However, what I did with her was that I took her to San Borns restaraunt on Revolution. And then of course theres a small hotel called the Arrelola for $20 all night long. Fuck her all night for free. She'll do it, but only if you go slow. And she doesn't use birth control.

Explorer8939,
We missed you last night, however, Roger just wasn't in a good mood. Look forward to hanging with you soon.

Westfargo...