Why limit ourselves to TJ? Howz about limericks for other locations, maybe we can get some of the more worldly travelers to speak up more. I'll start off:

If you don't mind-a travelin a ways-a
The best gals you'll find are in Asia
Girls with a cute face
Will come back to your place
Where they'll rub you down, blow you, and lay ya.

There once was a hooker from Laos,
Who invited Jim to her house;
While sucking on his pecker
Someone screamed "you home wrecker";
Alas! Jim was killed by her spouse.

A Too bad the hooker's husband Laos'd things up for Jim kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

I hope to travel to Cambodia
To practice Californicatia
With some tight gal from Nam
That does not have latina hams
To achieva further extacitica

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell,
As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"