I met a new Mexican gal the other day in a place called "A mi Hacienda" in Norco ca. This place has nicer and more beautiful younger women then the AB. And almost for free too. Case in point!

Saturday night I met another gal. "American" I took her there and at 11:00PM I fist fucked her in my car. I'm not kidding! She was only 23 years old, but so ugly I couldn't get it up, and I quite frankly didn't care if I would ever see her again. She wanted sex so bad she was begging and begging and I shoved my whole hand up her pussy, in front of her house in my car, while her mom and dad were looking out the window. it took a half hour to put my whole hand in her. It was amost like a dream. However, I dumped her off at home and went back to the "Hacienda" were I met the most beautiful young gal. WOW! She rock's. Last night I took her out to dinner. The "Lucky Greek" $2.39 special hambuger and fries and a coke. She ordered a cheff salad. $1.99 and water.
Of course she just got into way doesn't the US like Mexican's. And of course it turned me off so much that I told her the truth. Normally I would lia my ass off and tell her all American love Illigal Mexican's. However, I deceided to tell the truth of how they break every law from have too many people in one apartment to driving without drivers licenances. I told her "everyting" and I could tell she wanted to get fucked as bad as me. Because she said "Your right" then she told me how fucked up her friends are and story of how it took her 3 days to cross the border and how she's trying to get her green card. How she was kidnapped by some Mexican drug dealer running from the fed's in San Diego. Etc... You have to be so alert with Mexican gal's. their normal reaction to the truth is to say "Fuck you white ass mother fucker" However, she was like me in reverse, she was looking for a good rich American to protect her in case of hard times. And she knew I was the best she going to get. So she played along with me. I drove her to a secluded little spot in Lake Elsenore, she started to kiss her. Her body is so beautiful, perfect. However, I smelt this really fowl oder. She was getting really hot and her pussy started to smell real bad. Her panties were wet, and stunk so grose! I tecided to tell her the truth again. beacause I caught her trying to smell her fingers too. I told her in a very cautious way that she problaby has a bacterial infection and she should go to the doctors. Wow! That did it. She got so mad. She said, take me home! I really blew it. She didn't even kiss me when I got back to her apartment. She just got out and ran. I took a long shower with antibacterial soap and my left hand still stinks like "Fish and shit" This morning my kids got into the my car, and my son said. And this is a quote. Dam! Dad your car smells like "Fish and shit" Even my daughter rolled down the windows and said, dad, wash the car...

I'm going back to "A Mi Hacienda" Saturday night. If anybody wants to go, lets do it. It's your chance to get 18 or 19 years old single Mexican pussy for free...

Westfargo...

"Of course she just got into way doesn't the US like Mexican's."

Thats so true. I 100% don't agree that Brazil left turn.


"However, she was like me in reverse"

I'd like to meet this girl!


"she was looking for a good rich American to protect her in case of hard times."

Thank god she hasn't seen any hard times yet.


"she knew I was the best she going to get."

Where do I send the razor blades?

"I drove her to a secluded little spot in Lake Elsenore, she started to kiss her."

Did you get to watch?


"I'm going back to "A Mi Hacienda" Saturday night. If anybody wants to go, lets do it."

Damn, I'm busy that night.
Can you bring me back two orders of Fish and shit?
Cole slaw too!
"

where does this guy get this stories from?

Art

WF is a chica magnet.

WF - is Norco where you little chica lives? Will she share?

694me,
No my little Mexican gal lives in HomeGardens, the getto of Riverside. However, I've got a better one for you. The FISTER, she's not much to look at, but she clean and she'll fuck for free and she's a really cheap date. She even bought her own drinks! She's 23 years old. Don't tell her I gave you her address. She lives in Norco. If your serious, don't mention my name. Just pretend like your e-mail was an accident...

She's one of the most hottest gals I've ever met. She'll rock your world! Thats the Westfargo guarantee!!!!

Remember, this isn't a joke!

I just looked, I don't have her e-mail. However, I have her Yahoo e-mail. Go to personals and search for Good_Little_catholic_girl_99. It's sounds like a poro shit. But it's not. She's for real. I'm not selfish, I want everybody to be as happy and productive as me...

I have her phone, but that may be a bit too much. Remember she lives with her mom and dad. She's not a whore!

Good luck!

Westfargo...

Thanks for the tip WF. I live in Riverside County too. But Lake Elsinore? Man, that is trailer trash time.

Is there really a city called "Norco" in southern ca? If yes, where's it located?

Oh yee of little faith! Have you ever known WF to give us a bum steer? If memory serves me Norco is in Riverside County in the vicinity of Corona off Highway 15.

Yes, it is just north of Corona - in fact, NorCo stands for NORth COrona.

Norco has the largest commercial cheese manufacturing plant in California. Make cheese for house brands. Cogeneration facility uses Pratt & Whitney jet engine.

Isn't Rock in the vegetable mafia in LA. Rock, you chump, what's up with you. You sure shoot your mouth off for being such a little shit.

Norco is North Corona,

For what some of you guys pay for the gals in one night. I would recomend taking my little Fister. Even if you had to fly in, you'd still save money.

Remeber, "A Mi Hacienda" in Norco. Saturday night at around 10 or 11pm. Free! perfect pussy. There for the taking. It's worth the trip. If your coming from San Diego. Take 15N get off at 2nd street. Make a right on Main st. go up about a mile. It's on the left and side next to a Boot outlet. Call for directions. Unfortunently I may have to take little Monica. I haven't fucked her in over a month. She's been leaving 3 messages a day for the past two weeks. But that doesn't meen I haven't dance with others...

Westfargo...

Hey West Fargo I like your posts. I don't know about that fish & shit stuff though, almost made me puke...I still might. I thought San Puto's critique of your 2nd to last post was pretty funny, does it bug you when people do that or do you find it funny as well. I hope to meet up at Adelita's one of these days.

Thanks WF and others for the clarification. Is "A Mi Hacienda" is a typical latin hostess club a la Fantasy in LA? Next time I'm down in SoCal I'd love to check it out...

Merenpapi,
You won't be disapointed, I'm just jacking off tonight. "La Fantasy" in LA. Gotta go there.
I don't recomend anything that aint good. And the Hacienda is GOOD...

Westfargo...

I've been off the board for a while now because of family and some turd mentions my name?
WTF is your problem.

little shit?
HA!


Rock

Sorry, Rock. I meant 'chum.' And, darned, that reminds me of a story.

I'm really into dating and just picking up girls at the beach, school, work ... ah, you get the picture. But, I'm kinda fat, bald and ugly -indside and out. So, I kind of need some sex appeal going on.

I talked to a friend about picking up girls at the beach -and how bad I was at it. So, my friend asks me what I wear to the beach. And, I reach into my bag and pull out a pair of size 52 board shorts, that hang down past my knees. My friend say's, " ...oh, very 'dude,' bro. But, get yourself some tight little European Speedos, stick a potatoe down 'em and go for it." So I follow his advise and strut around the beach, with a potato in my shorts, to the laughs, hoots and hurtful comments of all the chicks.

It wasn't working. I went back to my friend. He say's, " ...show me." So, I do the whole thing. He looks at me and say's, "...bro, put the potato in the front."

So, Rock, next time you're at the airport, Fed-Ex me a potato.

Merenpapi,
I just got back from the "Hacienda" I was stupid enough to take my little Monica, Although Monica is cute, she's nothing compared to the "Hacianda" gals. I got a little drunk and since Monica doesn't dance very well and there's a million single gals in there. I asked her if I can dance with an other gal for a minute. She said, OK. So I picked out this half black and half mexican gal. WOW! I have never seen such a beautiful gal, she sort of looked chineese with real smooth tan skin with braded hair. I shouldn't have danced with her. Because she was so happy with me after 3 dances, she came back to my table for more and Monica gave her the snarliest look. I still took her to dance and she asked me about Monica. I said she's just a friend. The gal stopped dancing. And said, Goodbye! As she walked away, I actually got a hard-on looking at her dress cut all the way up to her thieghs. and Monica wanted to leave. The poor little cuttie, I didn't even get her number. What a waist! I don't want to go back tonight. I've learned it's easy to get a reputation in these type of places. It's best to get in there, ask one to dance and get a number then leave. Again keeping a low profile is the best idea with these little dance clubs. That way to can fuck a lot of them.

I reminds of a saying my dad used to say. He said there were two bulls on top of a hill looking down at a flock of cows. The little bull said to the dady bull. Let go run down the mountain side and fuck one of them. The dady bull said, No son, lets go walk down there and fuck'em all...

Westfargo...

WF- Your little catholic girl has a brother that is reportably a heavy user. Be careful.

694me,
Your right, but it's not a brother, it's a sister or at least thats what she told me.

How did you find out? She said there's a few family that are really fucked up. I didn't know they were that bad. She just left another message on my machine. She wants to really get fisted Wednesday night. Parents arn't around.

What does her brother do. "Heavy user" means drugs to me. But is he into killing and shit.
If it's too dangerious I won't persue it.

Watta think? Mexicans are all talk and no action, but Americans can be really fucked in the head. So I take warnings in the US seriously...

Westfargo...

WF Heavy user means same to me as it does to you. He may have done some distribution. Apart from that he has no record of violence or ant felonious acts. He is supposed to be her brother

WF - I know that LA hostess clubs are not exactly cheap. You pay the house per minute that you dance with the girl and then you're also supposed to tip her when you're done. Is that how Hacienda works? or they work by ficha drink like in TJ? and last but not least, how do you keep your cost down since I know you're very cost-conscious person. Thanks again WF.

Merenpapi,
I know a good hostest bar in LA off of Santa Monica Bl. called the "SINALOA". Lots of gals of $20. $5 drinks, $1 dancec, etc...

However, the "Hacienda" is a real Mexican disco bar, there arn't hookers in there. Their just good old fashioned Mexican gals looking for a good time. And LOTS of them. Almost all are single. I've been to a lot of Mexican dance in the US and Mexico. But this may be the best I've ever seen. The gals haven't been American or Mexinized, they just want to meet a nice guy and DANCE! Of course if you can dance you can fuck. Dancing is a from of forplay. I'm glad most women don't know that, if they did they'd stop dancing and have dance outlawed as sexual harasement...

Westfargo...

Atlast,

Mr. Westfargo has posted some wrong directions to "Hacienda".
When taking the 15N and exiting 2nd street you want to make left off the offramp and then a another left and NOT a right on Main St. You proceed about 2 minutes and it will appear on your RIGHT hand side inside what looks like an old cowboy town/shopping center. "A Mi Hacienda" is located in the second tier of buildings. Don't know exactly what days it is open but didn't look open this last Tuesday.

Wv3056,
Thanks for the correction, I'm going to be there this friday night at about 11:00PM. I hope I can still find that one gal I danced with the other night. Like I said, I found it quite by accident a few weeks ago. There's also a few Ameican gals there too. I'm a little rusty with them, so I might practice, use a little WF carm...

Westfargo...

WF,

Do you know of any other days it is open besides the usual Fri, Sat? Unfortunately the SO requires time on the weekends...

any more details on LA hostess club SINALOA would be greatly appreciated...address, details of what goes on, etc.

thanks

"...they just want to meet a nice guy and DANCE! Of course if you can dance, you can fuck. Dancing is a form of foreplay..."

We were out in the Zona Rio. Different zona, different rules, sort'of. My cruising partner and I were in full ZZTop mode:
"Clean shirt, new shoes.
I don't know where I'm goin' to.
Silk suit. Black Tie.
I don't even reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can.
Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man."
ZZTop
My partner had me outdone. He didn't want to wear something good to TJ, so he'd stopped at a second-hand store and picked up a perfectly fitting sportscoat and silk tie. He'd added some slacks, white dress shirt, and a stickpin. Looked sharp. I'd pass muster but hadn't gone that far - no tie, no way. (Well, okay, maybe way. It's amazing the things I'm willing to do to get laid).

On the way out there I'd asked the taxi driver how it was. He said it wasn't easy. You had to be different to get anywhere with the ladies. Cracked me up when we walked in - we were the only gringos in the place. I was the tallest guy there. Hey, that's different.

I'd expected the Zona Rio to be a "reality check" on my experiences in la Zona Norte. For me part of the fantasy of la Zona Norte is cruising around, flirting, talking, and winding up "en la cama" (in bed) with a friend for the evening. If you've got money in your pocket and a need, it's a sure bet. The Zona Rio is different. Uncertainty in the outcome and for me requires the application of strategy, "foreplay", and timing. No problema. I'd gotten myself in the right state. A little fiesta down en La Zona Norte first to clear the tubes, temporarily reduce the need, and leave me in a mellow state. RicardoContento (Happy Dick). I was all smiles, confident, and ready for "una adventura nueva" (a new adventure).

The combination worked surprisingly well. I don't know which component of the strategy was the most important, but I started getting confused. The eye contact, smiles, and all 'round general flirting level was similar to being in Adelitas. I couldn't believe it. An unbelieveable experience in real life. "When dreams and reality blend into something more real than either, then you understand...".

A senorita threw enough encouragement my way that it was easy to ask her to dance. I was prepared. Earlier mi amiga especial had coached me - "Me permite bailar contigo" (May I dance with you?). The dance floor was jammed with couples. I didn't know the steps but can really get into a beat and remembered advice I'd read that included the phrase "and dance like no one is watching". A few cervesas and I was really getting into it. At the end of the first few dances, I broke out in a big smile as I forced myself not to reach in my pocket for a dollar bill to give her.

I was having a great time and remember standing near the bar and looking out over the dance floor when "Some enchanted evening. You will meet a stranger across a crowded room." God. She was "belli" (beautiful). I couldn't take my eyes off her. She reminded me of a movie star whose name I couldn't remember. Absolutely beautiful face with sparkling eyes and soft, luxurious black hair. Occasionally I slip into this state where I involuntarily block out all other input and focus all my attention on one thing. It happened. The noise, the swirling mass of people simply disappeared. All I saw was her. She looked my way and smiled. I pulled a quick Woodie Allen and looked behind me to see who she was smiling at. There was no one behind me so I quickly returned the smile. "Poco a poquito" (little by little) one thing led to another and we wound up at a table together. I bought her a drink and it costs the same as mine. Not only that but she made her drink last more than 2 hours. She worked in the Zona Rio and knew some English. I'm still learning Spanish poca a poquito but have only put in enough effort to communicate. My goal is to learn only as much "Espanol de la fiesta" (party Spanish) as I need. Between her limited English and my limited Spanish, I was able to find out her favorite restaurant - "Los Arcos" (Rainbow) and make a date for dinner.

I loved the sound of her voice - soft and feminine. Her "You like" in English was "gracioso" (cute). But the important communication was not done with words. It was done non-verbally and on the dance floor. Since I was in a satisfied, happy state and also had a date set up at 4:00 A.M. back en la Zona Norte, I was a complete gentleman. Earlier I'd noticed on the dance floor a few guys trying to hold las senoritas a little too tight while the ladies had their palms on the guys shoulders holding them off. Not me, man. I was playing by strict American-style lap dance rules. I was a gentleman and she controlled the touching. And she did, ever so subtly. A little rub, a little bump, a little tease, a little laugh. Enough to catch my interest and hold it. And we danced, and danced, and danced. I danced "like no one was watching" and she positioned us right up front and seemed to be showing off her "trophy catch" to her friends. It probably made her look good. Never before had I thought of myself as a "trophy" and it was truly amusing. At one point the beer, my unexpected good luck, the surrealism of the evening, and the dancing got to me. I looked up and saw her in the heat of dancing. With my peripheral vision I suddenly noticed for the first time her incredible body. Normally that's the first thing I'd notice. We were getting it on. Her eyes looked into mine and she gave me a suggestive smile. Inside I heard the words I'd read earlier.
"Dancing is a form of foreplay..."

Regards,
RickFeliz

OK Rick, sounds like you may be retiring from the mongering scene soon. Can I xpect a wedding invitation?

Seriously, really great post, the kind of experience most mongers stopped dreaming about long ago, (the reason they became mongers) hehehe..
ag

Hey Brother Rick,
Just so ya know--I don't hate everything ya write, bro! This is on point. Dancin' wit a hot latina can be almost as good as gettin' nekkid wit a hot latina, and I betcha ya didn't need WF to bring that piece a knowledge to ya attention! The Zona Rio clubs are THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BOMB. Where was ya, exactly? Check out Monte Picacho if ya don't know it already next time ya there. It is FULL of hot young excitable girls. Got-Damn, I cain't wait til the summer...

Westfargo, have you been to 'A mi Hacienda' lately or any more reports to share? Im planning on possibly going there soon and would like to hear more. Thanks

Jetseter,
I haven't been there in over a month. If you want to go, let me know. If you love to dance to Banda, Cumbia, Salsa, Nortena. With beautiful young single Mexican women. This is the place! And you won't have to mess with the Mexicans afterwards. Remember, were the kings, their on OUR soil!

Westfargo...

Hi Westfargo

I want to go there, I cant this weekend, but I can go the following weekend. I can dance ok to alot of spanish music, I especially like salsa, and I speak spanish alright too. Im dying to checkout the ladies! Are these ladies ok with meeting americans? By the way I dont live in Calif. I'll be flying in.

hi
this sounds like a cool place
i might check it out
but how safe is your car ?
is it secure parking
my car is hooked up and would be a thieves dream
how bout the guys that go here ?

i will check this place out next week

milkman

Let's see if I've got this straight. To check out a Mexican night club in Norco ie North Corona recommended by WestFargo, Jetsetter is flying in from out of state and Milkman is going to drive 90 miles when he lives 10 miles from Tijuas.

Be sure to tell the locals "I could have gone to TJ but I came here instead." They'll get a big kick out of it.

reytj

i go to tj all the time
i want to try this place out for a new adventure

is there something wrong with that ?
i have tried some of the local clubs in south bay too .

i have lots of time on my hands so there is no problem traveling far.

have you been to this place ?

i will let you know what i find besides my car missing

milkman

Jetsetter, Milkman,

Let me know when you want to go. I can go any time. You won't be disapointed. I'm probobly going to go there Saturday night with a little Mexican cuttie. Usually I go alone there. Because I've got a reputation to protect in there. Mexican gals don't mind it if you come alone and leave alone and get some phone number in the process. But they don't take kindly to imports. If anybody can make it Saturday night, just let me know. I'll be going at around 10:00PM.

Reytj,
Is that all you do is pay gals to fuck? You need to get a life!

Westfargo...

I might just consider joining you guys Sat. night. It's ALOT closer than TJ, and I've been spending too much money anyway.
Mike, you've got my number...if you're really gonna go, give me a call.

hi

how safe will my car be in this lot ?
do they have secure parking ?

i lost your number adelito
hows your hunny doing ?
i hope you guys are doing good
take care
milkman

I wanna go this weekend, like I mentioned in my previous post. But I shift traded with someone at work, so Im not free this Saturday, but I had no choice. So Im planning on next weekend, if you guys are still interested. However if you go this weekend tell me about your advetures. This place sound interesting.

Does anyone know of any other days this place is open besides the usual Fri, Sat nights? Weekdays are usually better for me.

hi

i want to go either this friday night or next.
my friend is up from boston and wants to check this place out.
adelito i will call you about this.
Westfargo where are you ? i hope not in tj jail.
let me know if you will be at this place this friday or next.
i have gotten emails from other mongers wanted to hit this club.
lets try it out
email me at luvprgirls@aol.com
milkman

From today's L.A. Times:

Three young men were shot to death early Friday in a parking lot across the street from a nightclub, authorities said.

The names of the victims, all in their 20s, were not released pending notification of their families.

Witnesses told Riverside County sheriff's deputies that the three victims got into an argument with some other men outside A Mi Hacienda, in the 1600 block of Hamner Avenue, about 1:30 a.m., Sgt. Mark Lohman said. Deputies were called to the nightclub to handle the disturbance, but when they arrived there were no problems, Lohman said.

They left to handle another disturbance at a convenience store a few blocks away. While there, the deputies heard several gunshots coming from the area of the nightclub about 2:10 a.m. Deputies returned to the club and found one man dead in the
driver's seat of a Chevrolet pickup truck. Another man was dead in the driver's seat of a Chevrolet Impala. A third lay dying on the sidewalk.

The wounded man was taken to Riverside Community
Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 3:15 a.m. Deputies talked to about a dozen witnesses, who said that two or three men in a 1994 or 1995 white Chevrolet Suburban rammed the victims' vehicles before the shooting. The Suburban had
champagne trim around its base and might have sustained damage from denting the green Impala and the blue pickup, Lohman said.

The witnesses were not close enough to be able to provide good descriptions, Lohman said.

Anyone with information is asked to call the Riverside County Sheriff's Department at 341-8817.