Subtopic	Posts		Updated
	Archive	46		2001/07/07, 02:23 am

Everybody,
I was in the AB last night. I was talking to a monger. He was telling me he just spent $100 on a gal for 28 minutes. He’s been coming to the AB for years. He also said, the gal wasn’t very good. Or he couldn’t recommend her. I told him the secret, he got defensive. He said, you’re a liar. I haven’t found that out to be the truth. All the gals in here are $80 to $120. He just went on and on. To make a long story short. He got up from under the Heater. He dropped him wallet. And he took off. I tried to look for him. I couldn’t find him. About 30 minutes later. He came back. He said, did you find my wallet? I said, yes here it is. He opened it up and said, where’s the money? He said, O’man I NEED a gal and she’s $80. Where’s my money? I said, your lucky you even got your wallet back! He said, I bet you took it! I said, Yea right! I took your money! He just walked away.

I did take his money. There was $380 in there. What an idiot! He probably started with $600, I hope he learned a lesson. I just took the money and went to the Las Pulgas and danced all night long and got a new 18 years old honey for free!

Most of you guys learn the hard way!

And I'm tired of hearing you shit, and those that know me know I don't ever threaten. However, if you don't like me or have a problem with my tatactics. Lets get it on! I'm under the AB heater 3 nights a week. I wear a WESTFARGO shirt. You can't miss me.

And to the monger that lost his $380 bucks. You diserve it! I hope you never come back. Your don't belong in Mexico. Do your stupid shit in the U.S...

Westfargo…

Wus that was me and i'll come over to your home to get my $380 back. Thanks

Well if Aardvark and the rest of you guys decide
to take Westfargo up on his offer,let the rest
of us know in advance, so I can bring my medical
kit for you guys and have it ready after
Westfargo gets thrugh with you. It has been
awhile since I have done surgery,stitched up
cuts and set broken bones , but I am probably
as good as I ever was and I wont charge you
guys anything....I can see it all now(wink) I
walk up to a scene of carnage and mayhem.Standing
in the middle of a circle of guys I see a
Clark Kent look alike drinking a beer and all
around him the guys are laying on the ground
and moaning and screaming in pain. Westfargo
looks over at me and says"hey you with the
doctors white coat on -do you want some of this
also-cause I got plenty of wind left." I reply
"not me Westfargo cause I like SOME of the
things you have written about and who am I
to judge anybody else,yeah like the bible says
"judge not unless you be judged", and I try to
get along with everybody because there is good
and bad in everybody and I try to look for the good, of course I have to try to look HARDER for
the good in you BUT you have saved me some money
and occassionly made me laugh-so I am not going
to throw very much shit at you...yeah I posted
to you about toning down the extreme and mean
stuff you were writing about and I have given
you some critism on your behavior but I figure
live and let live and if you want to take me
on you actually will not stand a chance" "Hey
who the fuck are you anyway "says Westfargo.
"I am DOCTORGOOD and now I am pissed because
look at all the work I am going to have to do and
I may have to take some of these guys to the hospital and I will probably have to babysit
with then all night." " Well actually Im sorry
Doctorgood, but these guys did not have to
stick their noses in my business and you know
what I was just wondering if any of this was
worth it" says Westfargo. "Well maybe you can
make it up to me Westfargo and do another article
on SEAL THE DEAL."says DOCTORGOOD. Then says
Westfargo "you know I have had some hard times
in life and my share of personal problems and
I just dont know how I can put some of the decent
things back into my life" . Well says
Doctorgood," they teach us in Sunday School at the
Baptist Church that anyone can be saved and I dont know if you can be saved but at least people may
improve themselves and maybe find salvation and
I will come by and pick you up and you can go to
church with me".... and so it came to pass
that Westfargo went to church and was saved and
never went back to the Zona and Adelitas again and
everybody missed Westfargo because they were bored
with nobody to criticise and pickon anymore... and
as the years went came and went Doctorgood
would sit under the heater at Adelitas looking
at all the chicas knowing that now he was the
best looking guy there...now that Westfargo was
gone and only interested in heavenly angels.(wink)

Ah. yes. We have reached the point at which scornful drivel will now only pollute this sight and consume storage space and transmission bandwidth to the detriment of the board.

In other words: It is time to flush this thread, just as Redsnake used to do with the flame room (although, come to think of it, the 48 hour flushing cycle on the Flame Room seemed to serve a purpose and excrement it self timely). Round one is over; with no conclusive winner. Mainly because you all think you are argueing about something different than the repliers are. HELLO Tidybowl man!

WF I hope you are BSing about stealing that guys money. If not then I won't be speaking to you again as I don't care to associate with thieves.

WestFargo,
You've finally crossed my "line". BSing and calling other mongers idiots is one thing, stealing - that's too much... If you did take this guy's money - you need to go away! Go find another rock to crawl under ... (prog)

DoctorGood: "Probably as good as I ever was"??? Hopefully the malpractice for the apparent substance abuse wasn't too much for you because you're certainly still on something! I really feel for anyone who a) needs WF's advice & b) who actually takes WF's advice.

Continue worshiping at his alter. As his lean ranks dwindle even further, he's going to need the gullible like yourself to even get out of bed in the morning.

Don't know if you've actually met him but when you do...keep an eye on your wallet.

Stick their noses in his business? A pretty strange indictment since he's been posting his business on a MESSAGE BOARD.

I'm pretty sure that WF knows exactly what kind of reaction he will get with his posts. If he doesn't, he's a lot more naive than he should be. It's probably a safe bet that WF loves the attention he's getting. There's no chance he'll change his mind, no matter what we say.

Maybe that's the price we pay for having an open board, we have to put up with people we don't like. Seems to apply to both sides.

Spirited discussions are a good thing. Let's not screw it up with chest puffing and aggressive posturing. That is both embarassing and counter productive.

Westfargo, if your story about the money is true, then shame on you. You say you only want to help, but if the guys don't want your help you'll screw them? Didn't you say you used to hand out flyers to help new mongers? What happened?

If your story is NOT true, I am confused what point you were trying to make.

Everybody,
Was that you Randall? Yes, I did take the $380 out of his wallet. I let his credit cards and ID. When I told him about how to approach the gals. He was a little drunk. And said, don't fuck with me. I've been here for years and you haven't got a clue how to get a street gal for under $50 let alone an AB gal. So, as Laticia walked by. I grabbed her and said, she's $20 - $25. He said, Bullshit! And he pulled out a $100 and said, This is nothing to me. I should just give this to her. haha ha ha...

So when he walked away I noticed his wallet sitting on the bench next to me. It was a few minutes and he was nowhere to be found. So as I waited I was thinking of what he said. So I deceided to lighten his wallet of his cash. Then he came back and said, did you see my wallet. I said, Yes! here it is. He just grabbed it without saying, thank you. And said, where's my money? I bet you took it! I said, Yes, I took it. "with a smirk" He just turned around and walked away...

I actually felt good about taking his money. If he were a normal monger then I would never would have thought about it. If it was you Randall. Well, the only thing I can say is. You supported my habit for the next month or so...

Westfargo...

OK Westfargo so the guy insulted you and acted
like an asshole and you figured to pay him back by taking the money figuring if he was going tobe
an asshole then he would have a lesson coming.
I was hoping you were going to start behaving
better rather than worse. I cant believe you would admit to doing that but at least the guy
got his Id and credit cards back-that can be a pain in the butt getting those replaced.

. I understand about teaching the asshole
a lesson but what about all the Americans you say
you have helped out in a jam in Mexico. You
appear tobe the "bad " boy on the block, but I
know you write on different levels just like I
did in an above post to Aardvark. Some of your
posts on the surface say one thing but have different levels of meaning so I am going to give
you the benefit of the doubt-this story about
the asshole who loses his wallet is a lesson
1)dont drink so much you dont know what is going
on with your wallet
2)dont drink so much you act obnoxious and act
like an asshole
3)at least give serious consideration to guys who
are your elders and have been around because
they may actually know something you dont(this
applies to young people without exception)
4)I had a talk the other day with Randall.He could
not figure out why he appeared to have been
drugged with only drinking a few beers. I told
him Viagra reacting with alcohol could produce
an allergic response. He posted me back and
said he had been taking Viagra. This could be
important because drug allergic reactions can
KILL when a guy has had alot of alcohol in his
system. The same allergic attack happened to me and
it took me a month to get over it and really
scared me.
5)does everybody remember the very sad case of
the American Black guy who got killed the
other day in a TiJuana bar


Well ok you say if it had been a normal monger
instead of an asshole, you would not have
taken his money. Sounds like Randall has got
alot of money to throw around, paying the $380
tuition to the Westfargo School of Hard knocks may
help him out in the long run when he has 1-2
thousand in his wallet. Pays tobe careful all
the time in the Zona and hmmmmmmmmm....Westfargo
are you lying to us about spending that money
in the Zona or did you put that money in the
church offering plate and are too embarrassed
to admit it.

It was not me that wesfargo stold the money from. I was kidding or lieing in bad taste, just like wes.
I'm geting off the bash wf thread with this post because I belive each to their own.
But I worry about the newbees and mongers that pick up his sick mindset.

WUSFARGO, YOURE THE WEAKIST LINK! BYE BYE

WF:

Please tell us one more time the story where you were elected President of Mexico by the stupid Mexicans.

Guys, if he is gone? please let the dead rest in peace. Let's not give him a reason to restart.
Enjoy the peace while it last. President of Mexico/ please let me know prior that one. I'd have a few things to get rid of prior. I think I'd even have to give up mongering if he was going to be president.