July, 7 2001.

My only reason for posting to help the mongers. Although I've help countless mongers. I think I may have reached my Zenith. I don't want to go out the way Rich Little, Phillis Diller, Fattious Arbuckle, Ernist Borgnine, Elvis Presley, Richard Nixon, Angie Dickinson, or Ruth Buzzy went out.
I like the way, Ronald Reagan, Diana Spencer, Matma Gandy, Mother Terrisa, John Wayne went out. They went to the top and retired. And as much as it hurts me. That's what I must do. I follow my hart and the need of the mongers. And I think I'm best serving the monger by deminstrating my skills in the zona...

I handle the mongers the way I handle my women. I get in, show my skills and leave! No fucking around!

Maybe in the future when I have a better vehicle to reach the mongers. Maybe TJHOMBRE can come up with some idea...

Any questions, answers, ideas?
geoffcomp@hotmail.com

If you've forgot everything I've tought you. The most valualbe thing is: Always pay AFTER you have CUM. Not one dime before. If she dimands, pay before. She's not worth it. Think with you head! Walk out and fuck her freind. If you do that, you're 50% of the way to being a expert!


C-ya in the zona!
Westfargo...

good luck WF, i have read some of your posts...
and you have given me inspiration to go down
to TJ.....wish you well...

New ClubHombre idea: Gambling Pool

Anyone want to estimate the odds on Westfargo posting again? Maybe a scale with # of days?

I will take 5 days for $5 , Alex.

Maybe WF needs a little break. WF broke a cardinal rule for these message boards: do not lower yourself into a piss fight (especially with lesser mammals that walk on four legs and eat insects). If they don't get it, fuck 'um.

Chill out and resume posting WF (in exactly five days and I will give you a 20% cut). Post your stuff; but remember, dialogue with people who do not get it is poitless and degenrates to flame jousting that annoys most of us.

Things got pretty heated there. I am a bit surprised that WF folded so quickly. He seemed so fervent that I thought it would have taken much more to deter him. Although he would occasionally make that move to the exit when there was a "hint" of censorship.

Do I think he will come back? If he truly believes what he says and is willing to stand up and defend it then, yes he will. If he expects us to accept everything at his word, then he might as well stay away because there will always be someone to question him (in gentle and not so gentle ways).

Guess we'll just have to wait and see....

Hmmmm...is this the final legacy of Westfargo? Volleys of insults fired back and forth across the enemy's bow until the end of time? Hardly seems fitting for the sage of TJ.

El Cabrio, if you really wants to be a thorn in "our" side, you could merely take up where WF left off. I'm sure that you have learned enough to at least impart some of the message. You could start assembling a lesson plan in case he doesn't come back. Granted you don't have his sense of humor or cleverness (see above posts), but I'm sure you could compensate somehow (shadow puppets?).

For some reason I can't believe that WF will stay away as he said he would. Then again, I never really thought Barry Sanders would be gone for more than a season. One never knows.

Anyway, I doubt things will remain quiet for long. There's always someone who wants to shake things up. Next!

This is like Spock vs the 3 Stooges; 2 misunderstood genres. Except here everyone loses. Have a shitty day!

Oh, I forgot, yeah, I like to slip in and out!

Aardvark, you are an Aasshole.

El Cabrio,

If WF's coming back in 4.5 days, how are YOU losing?

Ptom, WF has not folded. He just wants to be begged not to leave. It's a call to the troops. The lad just needs a little love.

WF might already be back. New guy Confussion sure spells like him.

-Superman-

Erip:

Well, let him buy it 30 minutes at a time like the rest of us.

So Curious is propositioning WF? Now, isn't that Curious?

El Cabrio,

Forget what I said about you taking over for Westfargo. Whatever I may have thought about his content at least he had imagination and a flamboyant flair.

Your crayon laden epithets just lay there pathetically begging to be put out of its misery.

Circle Jerk at Juan's???? Oh man...I thought Spock vs Three Stooges was lame, but this....

This poem is for Westfargo-he will like it and
the story that goes with it. You may be gone
for awhile Westfargo but you will not be forgotten. This poem is about Young Westfargo
and the girl that broke his heart for the first
time. The poem was written by one of the greats
of English poetry John Donne and is called THE
BROKEN HEART. REMEMBER this poem was written in
the 1600s and the spelling will be exactly as
John Donne wrote it . One of the charms of
John Donnes spelling is that it is very Westfargo
and like Westfargo the other comtempory writers
of John Donnes time would get upset because he
would write alot of poetry without rhyme but
now in the modern age all he gets is applause
because his poems have a natural cadence to them
that follows the natural flow of human speech patterns.
You guys didnt know Westfargo had a broken heart?
Well a girl may have broke his heart but some
of you guys have NO HEART AT ALL.
THE BROKEN HEART
If `twere not so, what did become
Of my heart, when I first saw thee?
I brought a heart into the roome,
but from the roome, I carried none with me:
If it had gone to thee, I know
Mine would have taught thine heart to show
More pitty unto mee:but Love alas,
At one first blow did shiver it as glass (LOL)
Yet nothing can to nothing fall,
Nor any place be empty quite,
Therefore I thinke my breast hath all
Those peeces still, though they be not unite;

And now as broken glasses show
A hundred lesser faces, so
My ragges of heart can like, wish and adore
But after one such love,can love no more.
Best Regards, Doctorgood

I think you left out the stanza about fisting the girl....

Hey Ptom, Why is this the only thread you piss on, I mean post on? And why do my words hold you in such rapture that you are compelled to respond like a school child?

If you really must know, it has been fun tweaking you, but if it reaaaally bothers you, I'll stop posting to this thread. Actually, that's not the real reason, but I'll stop anyway.

Thanks for the entertainment. Ever since Law and Order went into re-runs, I've been a bit bored. Time to order HBO.

Seeing as this is my last chance to pick apart a Westfargo post, I'd thought I'd take the liberty, seeing as I never bothered before; and seeing as everybody else is acting like the rascal just died or something, and it isn't "nice" to talk about the dead, you know...

Westfargo sed;

"I don't want to go out the way ... went out.
I like the way, Ronald Reagan, Diana Spencer, Matma Gandy, Mother Terrisa, John Wayne went out."

None of these fuckers "went out" by choice - they all "fought to the bitter end". The causes of their demise...

Ronald Reagan - Senility or "Alzheimers"
Diana Spencer - She "blew her mind out in a car"
Ghandi - Assasinated
Mother Theresa - Hung on WAY too long
John Wayne - Cancer

Anyway, couldn't resist... Good luck Westfargo... maybe we'll see you back on ASPT?

Well of course I maintain that when reading
Westfargo one must look at different levels of
understanding with hidden lessons contained
within the prose. Maybe what Westfargo was trying
to tell us was that each person when they quit
had achieved something worth while and had
produced something significant by which they
will be remembered. I think he was saying that
he had written the most important of his "lessons"
and that any other "lessons" and stories would
not have the impact of the earlier ones. An
interesting afterthought is that everyone thought
that Westfargo was a bad speller, that would be
too obvious for Sherlock Holmes, I think he spelled bad just to create a unique writing style
that tickled his sense of humor and give a different
flavor to his stories. Everyone did not notice
the clever handling of critics and astute thought
sequences with double meanings, indicating that
if he wanted to check his spelling he could have-
things are not always as they seem in reading
his articles. One of the first lessons Westfargo
tried to teach was that things in Mexico were
nothing at all what they seemed to most Americans.
Americans could not comprehend ,and we are just
beginning to find out about, the almost
unimaginable corruption in business and government
in Mexico. If you dont know about all the corruption take a read on the above articles.
Westfargo told us it was "bad" and dangerous
in Mexico for Americans and come to find out he
was right. I starting wondering if he was the
first person to start being negative on certain
practices in Mexico and how many Mexicans behave then what else was he right about. Hopefully the crime and corruption
will slowly be brought under control, some improvement seems tobe already underway. In
criminal law there is a concept relating to
witnesses in court that you could call the
doctrine of clean hands. Unless the witness
had clean hands with no criminal record his
testimony would be suspect. Many mongers would
raise the hue and cry about Westfargo being
such a "bad" boy, but they themselves did not
have "clean hands". The very nature of being a
hombre (whore monger) would mean that none of us
have clean hands to bear witness alleging we
were right(good) and he was wrong(bad). Kind of like the
pot calling the Kettle black...observations to
come within a few days are---How does jealously of a controversial
but popular writer began to surface....mental
illness and the internet....the Westfargo Bedtime
Prayer Book....

I could never figure out if all those speeling errors were intentional or added in as part of the WF charm. Anyways-take care WF your posts will be missed.

Doctorgood,

Here! Here! or is it Hear! Hear! or maybe it's Hair! Hair!

Good stuff from a fellow Fargoist

As long as we have somebody that spells like he does. I wouldn't really pay to much attention to what he said, I see the guy enough in TJ, and he's cool enough for me. I would just die laughing at the way that he would try and spell words. I mean who really thinks about the word "demands" and comes up with "dimands" or maybe he was trying to say "if she diamonds, pay before." A new sexual trick? I guess we'll never know.

P.S. and who the hell were all those people he mentioned, are they like old people or something?

They were all cartoon characters T, way before your time.