First we had limericks, then palindromes. Now it's time to toss out a few TJ-related anagrams. Webster's Dictionary defines an anagram as "a word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase."

I actually posted these several months ago, but they were buried deep in the middle of a totally irrelevant thread.

Adelita Bar = Bad Lit Area

Zona Norte = A Rent On Oz

Hottie Central = No Let Reach Tit (OR) Her Not Tactile

Now, to give credit where credit is due, and lest anyone think I have waaay too much time on my hands... there are anagram-generating web sites out there where you type in a phrase and it spits out every conceivable word combination there is.

An anagram for Out-of-Towner describes how big my pecker has become from all the TJ sex I've experienced:

Foot now. True!

A Wishes that statement was not false kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Since the residents of TJ generally have a browner skin color and more raucous atmosphere than their Caucasian visitors, Zona Norte can also be:

Tanner Zoo

And because mongers are always looking to have sex with the younger chicas instead of the Mexican grandmothers, Zona Norte can also be:

Zero to Nan

And because of many streets which are in desperate need of repair, Zona Norte can also be:

No Tar Zone

And with hopes that no mongers will ever squeal on their fellow mongers concerning this hobby, Zona Norte should always be:

No Rat Zone.

A Someone please stop me before I go insane kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Obviously I have no life, I plugged into one of the online anagram generators and typed in "internet mongers" I got a huge list...I deleted as many as I could that weren't funny or relevant..but I was shocked at how many "fit". Don't know the character limit here but I'll do a copy and paste..

Sneering torment. Groin resentment.
Sneer tormenting. Entering monster.
In green torments. Gem rotten sinner.
Term not sneering. Stronger, eminent.
In genre torments. Rotten, inner gems.
Grin rotten semen.
Rotten ring semen. Met torn sneering.
Innermost regent. Nine rotten germs.
Merriest 'n' on gent.
Grr! eminent onset.
Stringent, mere no. Ensign tormenter.
On merest renting. Torment green sin.
Not resent in germ. Entering on terms.
Sneer rotting men.
Gem rent to sinner.
Not sneer grim ten. Germs 'n' retention.
Grin torment seen. Grr! eminent tones.
Torn resent in gem. Rig on resentment.
I'm torn gent sneer. Not merges in rent.
On regiments rent. Snort in emergent.
Segment or in rent. Term ton sneering.
Torment ring seen.
Gent 'n' merriest no. Get inner monster.
Not sneer grim net. Sneering 'n' to term.
Resent minor gent. Not regrets in men.
Rotten inn merges. Grins or tenement.
Rings or tenement. O! grin resentment.
Torment in genres. Torment in greens.
Regret 'n' mentions. Meetings nor rent.
No! merest renting.
Mere gent in snort. Torment genre sin.
Not enter in germs.
Segment inner rot. Not rent grim seen.
Seeming, torn rent.
Sting on mere rent. Entering mentors.
Nine gent stormer. Inner gems to rent.
Grim 'n' rotten seen. Grim tense on rent.
Germ nor sentient. Resign rotten men.
Resetting nor men. No! entering terms.
Renting semen rot. O! ring resentment.
Gem not inner rest. Gem not risen rent.
Gem insert on rent. Resent on grim ten.
Torn steering men.
Grr! tense mention. Risen 'n' rotten gem.
Torn enter in gems. Grim sneer on tent.
Emergent, torn sin. Rotten singer men.
Mere renting snot. Grin rent to semen.
Grit semen on rent. Mere rent stoning.
Grr! most nineteen.
Torn intense germ. Gent or met sinner.
Not enters in germ.
Rent more nesting. Mere stinger 'n' not.
Terms torn engine. Greet 'n' in monster.
Not merge in stern. Not sneer tin germ.
Rent ring to semen. Restoring net men.
Ringo resentment. Noting term sneer.
Gent norm entries. Torn in gem enters.
Gem or tent sinner. Rent mornings tee.
Resent on grim net. Regiment nor nest.
Regiment nor sent. Torn germ in tense.
Met 'n' sneering rot. Mere, torn, nesting.
Entering nor stem. Set entering norm.
Sort entering men. Restoring men ten.
Gent or inner stem.

Inner eg torments.
Grime 'n' not resent.
Rent germ tension. Rotten Mr engines.
Mere ten grins not. Mere ten rings not.
Most 'n' re-entering. Rent gent on miser.
Rent inmost green. Grr! 'e's eminent, not.
Resenting on term. Sign not mere rent.
Sing not mere rent. Snort entering me.
Grin not mere nest. Not sent mere grin.
Not nest mere ring. Not sent mere ring.
Tiger 'n' torn semen. Strong, eminent re.
Trim sneer on gent. Regrets 'n' mention.
Gems or inner tent. .
No! regiments rent. Regiment rent son.
Resting, mere 'n' not. Mere 'n' rotten sign.
Mere 'n' rotten sing. Snorting, mere ten.
Gent or merest inn. Minor gent enters.
Mere, torn gent sin. Not. Green in terms.
Tin genre monster. Erg mentions rent.
Gem torn tin sneer.
In rotten 'n' merges. Torn in ten merges.
Grime nest on rent. Grime sent on rent.
Enter on grim nest. Net germ to sinner.
Mere grin nets not. Mere ring nets not.
Re innermost gent. Entire gent norms.
Isn't mere nor gent. Torn in men greets.
Isn't regret on men.
Gem so rent in rent.

I will never cease to be amazed at the collective wisdom exhibited by the denizens of this forum.

LOL!!

Here's a few more:

Street girl: Regret slit (OR) Get slit? Err!

I got laid in TJ: I don't jig tail (OR) God! I jilt Tina! (OR) A digit in jolt


I need to get back to TJ, so I can contribute more to the board than this stuff!

Farsider,

Are you known for cooking great French Fries?

Farsider = Rad Fries.

And while we're at it, there's nobody better than Athos for great information about specific chicas in TJ.

Athos = A Host

An Impressed with the intelligence exhibited on this website also kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Ootie... I gotta hand it to you, I tried to come up with an anagram for my handle, but I drew blanks. You are truly King of the Anagram.

Either that, or you found a better anagram-generating web site than the one I've been using.

Farsider,

You wrote "You are truly King of the Anagram".

That and $50 will get me a great session with Tania-AB.

Farsider = Far Rides (in case you have to travel a long way to get to TJ).

By the way, I don't use anagram-producing websites. Everything's original, so I can only blame myself for not having a life.

A Mixed-up dink of yug,

Out-of-Towner