Two weeks ago my neibor said he and his wife were going to Mexico for a week. They were going to San Felipe. for some "Rest" normally I would NEVER recomend any American to go to San Felipe for rest. But the only excellent thing about San Felipe is that's it's 150 from the border. So if you have a problem you get your feet back on firm ground in less then 3 hours.

Before he and his wife left they asked for advise. I told them all of the common sense stuff. Don't buy any gold, silver, and thing from anybody. Except for $1 shit. Don't walk on the beach at night. DOn't buy anything for beach vendors. Nothing is REAL! the common stuff. Knowing their going to do something stupid. But at least I tried.
Satuday night they had a BBQ and invited my family and me. "He's got a 20 years old daughter! Looked like Rachal welch! I wanted to fuck her so bad I nearly pulled out a $20 and said lets go." Anyway, whare was I?
I said him how was his vacation. He said, when they got there they had lots of troubles with reservations, etc... The usual stuff. However, he said, the the first day they wanted to go to the beach and sit in the sun. "San Felipe in July is no place to set in the sun" They used tobe white. When they got to the beach the noticed they forgot their Suntan lotion. SPF52! So they noticed a vendor on the beach selling Coppertone SPF32. They paid what they thought was a good price at $10 for a bottle. They were in the sun for 7hrs. To make a long story short the had to go to the hospital. The Copperton SPF32 was fake. And they spend two days in the hospital. Both of them. They had 4" blisters all over thier bodies. They couldn't even walk. And to ad insult to injury, the hospital would release them until they paid $400. US dollars. And they got a stupid hand written receipt from the hospital. ALthough the hospital did give them a shot of something to ease the pain and swelling. They said, the hospital was more like a shack with a buch of bumbs wearing white close. They still look horible. The cops wouldn't help them on one would. They said, their never going back to Mexico again.


I just looked at them and said, "Welcome to Mexico"

Westfargo...

I've been to San Felipe before. Its a great place to ride dirt bikes and jet skis. Anybody with half a brain wouldn't go down there in July unless they like to suffer. But durning the winter and spring the place kicks ass. How many places in California can you ride a dirt bike on the beach without the eco nazis going ape shit???? Ride a jet ski in the surf(or lack of surf and park it on the beach. You can do that just about anywhere in Mexico, but don't try that in Kalifornia! Mexico has its problems, but it also has many good things about it we can only dream about stateside.

I love San Felipe it's a great place to party or relax. I have raced and road motorcycles the past twenty five years and the freedom that Mexico brings to me , is a gas.
PS. who the fuck wants to go there to tan!

I agree with both of you guys.
I was there for one week and nothing but party. The street scene is nice always crusin day & night. In the streets people are having fun and alot of them are drinking adult beverages.
Best of all Los Mariscos are awesome! The only draw back is that its a four hour drive to Ensenada.

Valentino

Damn Westfargo, your neighbors were either stoned, drunk, or dumb as a post. Most people would have gotten the hell out of the sun way sooner. It is not like they went from feeling mildly uncomfortable to being blistered with nothing in between. Maybe they were so dumb they though they were supposed to drink the lotion instead of wear it?