Check out Miss Colombia and Miss Dominican Republic...holy shit!!

http://www.rinconlatino.com/content/es0051F1C3.html

Ritmo,
Mrs Columbia and Costa Rica are some real nice shit. However, I've been with gals that look nicer then them and in the morning I fun faster then Braer Rabbit. The problem is I've been fucking Latin women all my life, 100's of diffrent one's every year. And any that I see including wive's in the mall, secretaries, etc. I put a peso on their head. Mrs Columbia and Costa Rica are worth 180 pesos. Of couse I would have to take the 30 pesos from the room out of the 180 pesos. I'd bet you anything if you got to know them and you flashed $100 in front of them, they would fuck you. I'm not kidding. Not Mrs Univers. But the other ones would. We'll see a few of the loosers in the zona in a few months. If you've fucked one, you've fucked them all, but I wouldn't mind fucking them all...

Westfargo...

"We'll see a few of the loosers in the zona in a few
months."

Dude, you be sure and let me know when you see Miss Colombia or Miss Dominican Republic walk into AB, OK? Even if they are 'loose'! HA!

Brother Ritmo - Very nice. In fact, all were pretty damn nice... (prog)

I think Miss Venezuela rates as the hottest...

YoungBrig

i don't know if they would fuck you for a $100 dollars, but i think 99% have a price.

the truth is when you get right down to it 99% are fucking whores, just the ones you pay at the bar are honest about it......

Mule:

I don't know you at all, but your writings indicate that you may have some issues with women......

Hey Explorer,
Why don't you put some of that psychologizing bullshit to work on your fucked up buddy WestFargo, the KING of misogynists who crows about impregnating 16 year olds and then splitting? If ANYBODY'S got 'issues with women,' it's the guy whose graven image you've got up on your mantlepiece, you little cult member you.

Speakin' of which, I wonder if the cult awareness people are hip to the Fargies? Less dangerous than the Scientologists, probably, but just as brainwashed...

Brother YB,
Didja check out Peru, Uruguay and Ecuador too? Practically ALL the latinas are hot.

Ritmo:

WestFargo's posts speak for themselves. Although, I am still waiting for him to educate us on how to avoid paying for dollar dances.

"WestFargo's posts speak for themselves"

But Brother Mule's apparently don't, and need your ludicrous commentary. I see. You crack me up, dude.

When can we start calling WestFargo 'the Leader'? You know, like that Simpsons episode about the black Nike-wearing crowd...the LEEEEEE-DER! The Leader's posts speak for themselves! The Leader will educate us! The Leader knows all, sees all! I love the Leader! Don't criticize the Leader if you haven't met the Leader!

yeah, but who do you think made me this way?

do you guys want me to go through every sordid detail about how 99% of the women i have met are liers??

i just broke up with fiance and found out she has been lying to me for the last year and was only using me for money. but i am not bitter. no, why would i be bitter. i know 99% of them are like that.

Ritmo:

Just finished a more thorough search...Miss Dominican Republic is incredibly hot...Miss Nicaragua turns my crank, too...

YoungBrig

Bro YB,
Dave Letterman was jokin' around the other night about having Miss Colombia on the show--talkin' about how she was the real winner, showin' her pic on the show. We should lobby Dave to have ALL them latina representatives on the show!

It's hard for me to get a hard on looking at pictures. However, miss Paraguy, and Dominican Rep. are the cats asses. I have this strainge urge to eat miss Indias pussy. I had an Indian girlfriend years ago. She had the worst BO. She didn't shave her underarms. But her pussy was huge. About 5 inches and black as the darkest night. One of the most exotic pussies I've every seen. But stunk like shiet. I yean for yester year. When I think of her, I think of the song. I think it saw by the Wings or the Moody Blues "When I was young"

Westfargo...

Westie,

Eric Burdon and the Animals

Orejon
out

One latina that is totally hot is Aracely Arambula who is currently the protaganista of the novela "Abrazame Muy Fuerte"...she also starred in "Sonadoras"...she has a totally cute face and a very sexy bod...very young and fresh-looking...Definitely make it a point to check her out...

Also on my latina hottie list are Adamari Lopez ("Locura de Amor")-- a petite but very sexy puertorriquena, y Karla Ortiz ("Mujeres Enganadas")-- who quite possibly has the finest bod in all of Mexico...

Others? Shakira, Odalys Garcia, Maria Checa...

I could go on forever...

YoungBrig

on a side note..Looks like Miss Columbia didnt appreciate the Letterman joke about her talent of swallowing 50 bags of drugs....She has stated that she wants to sue Letterman..Letterman apoligized, and invited her on the show...

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0515ENTERTAINMENT-COLOMBIA-LETTERMAN-DC.html

Well, looks like she's the typical gorgeous babe: will do anything, even threaten to sue somebody over a fuckin' joke as a mechanism for getting on his TV show, to keep her show biz career afloat.

Ritmo,
Your a little to smart to be on this board. Did you just guess that's what she's doing. Or did you learn that from anybody?

Your obviously the SUPER brains of the bunch. All the rest just read it and laugh, but they don't have a clue what the implications are.

Flashlights on to you. I may not agrea with most of your shit. But I think your starting to catch on. I think soon your going to wake-up and you'll be in the "KNOW"...

Westfargo...

Next thing you know he'll be pulling out his flashlight and giving pelvic exams making sure there's no critters.

Speaking of flashlights - I got a great deal on one at Pep Boys. It cost me $1.29. It fits nicely in a shirt pocket and is waterproof (I particularly liked the waterproof part)... Maybe when I'm tired of it I can sell it to a chica for $8.00... (prog)

"But I think your starting to catch on. I
think soon your going to wake-up and you'll be in the "KNOW"... "

How will I KNOW when I'm in the know, Oh LEADER? Will I get that blank look on my face like Homer had when he joined the cult? Will I start spelling atrociously? Ranting about how superior Americans are to everybody else in the universe? Fucking hideous old hags for $4.55 in change and a Pez dispenser after telling them about the oven explosion in my home? Or (shudder!) will I start sounding like that bore of all bores, the disciple Explorer? (repeat 1000 times in robotic tone: "If you haven't MET the LEADER, then...") Just wanna be prepared for the conversion moment...

THE LEADER KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL!

Btw, "flashlights on to you" is fuckin' FUNNY. I ain't interested in becomin' one of the Fargies, thanks, but I like to 'acknoldgeg' good humor when I see it.

That's what I like to see...the Bro got his humor back. Welcome back Brotha!

Adelito,
Do you live in Riverside? If you do and your going to the zona soon. Maybe I can catch a ride with you. My car got ripped! Ouch! I'm going to get another one next week. But until then I need a ride. Friday is a great night.

Westfargo...

WF:

Did your car get ripped off by those thieves in Mexico?

No??????

Are you saying that there are thieves in the USA, too?

I don't know who did it. But since I know San Ysidro is 90% Mexican, and it was a 1987 Nissan Maxima all decked out with all the trimings. Just like a been mobile. I would say there's a 90% chance some Vado with tattos that says "Fuck Americans" on his arms is fucking Jenny the ice queen from the AB bar in the back seat for free. Where I had converted half the trunk and seat as a bed so I too can fuck my little brown girls pussies. Remember I don't get mad! I've already have done thousands of dollars worth of dammage in Mexico. I'm going to make sure Mexico pays back many thousands times what my car is worth! It was in San Syidro Bl. Yes it's my fault for being cheap. I know better then to trust the boogers. But again, every time I wake up I inflict sever damage to them and their country.

Westfargo...

WF;

Dude, if I didn't know better, I'd think that you were trying to fuck with my head.

I too have a residence in Riverside County, and I also had a Nissan Maxima that got ripped-off by Mexicans. But mine was an '84, and got ripped in Otay(Mexican side). It had that cool straight-6 that they used to use in the old Z-cars in the 70's. No big deal, it was so beat-to-shit, that it wasn't even legal in California anymore. It couldn't have been worth $150 when it got nabbed - but they nabbed it all the same.

The Mexicans LOVE Nissan Maximas. Have you ever noticed how many are down there?!

If you need a ride, maybe you can catch a ride on the back of my bike this weekend! I doubt if you would want to though, man - the back seat is really tiny on my bike! And I really only want chicks back there.

WF;

I was just reading your post about Miss India's stinking snatch... What a riot!

Dude, you like the Moody Blues, too? You're OK, man... but I can't place the song you're talking about.

Diego,
Thanks for the offer. but I used to ride bikes and I only put women on the back. That showes how much you respect me. However, I've got some other offers. So many be I'll meet you down there.

Westfargo...

WF, I would be happy to give you a ride, but I live in Pasadena and I probably won't get down until Sunday night. If this works let me know. I think several of my friends want to go, we usually meet in Covina. It might work out.

btw, it was great meeting you 2 weeks ago at Chevelas. You and Roger are really interesting to talk to.

Adelito,
Thanks for the offer. But I can't do it Sunday night. Maybe next sunday.

Also, about the other post about the Mexican gal driving your car. 50% of all Mexicans that drive don't have drivers licences too.
You got lucky.

Westfargo...

Actually she falls into that 50%. I was kinda surprised when the cop asked for it and she didn't have one. Boy am I naive.

Lucky it didn't cost you a lot more!

Folks:

You know who is totally and incredibly hot, and who I would rate a very close 2nd-- to Aracely Arambula of "Abrazame Muy Fuerte"-- in my rating of the worlds hottest Latinas?...

This would be Natalia Esperon, the protaganista of "Por Un Beso," playing at 9:00pm on Univision currently...you might remember her from "Agujetas de Color de Rosa" from a few years back...

Check her out sometime-- she is amazing...Right now she is all over la revista TVyNovelas, too, if you want some photos...

YoungBrig

Time for a top five hottest Latinas update:

1. Aracely Arambula ("Abrazame muy fuerte")
2. Natalia Esperon ("Por un beso")
3. Adamari Lopez ("Amigas y rivales")
4. Paola Rey ("The Baby Sister")
5. Arleth Teran ("Primer amor")

This list is pretty strong...I don't see it getting broken up any time soon...

However, Anahi ("Primer amor") probably deserves honorable mention...

YoungBrig

I've always liked the scheming morena Micaela (Catherine Siachoque) in "Amantes Del Desierto".

So do you actually watch these or do you just buy the TVyNovelas?

Speaking of watching these, what area are you in? Amigas y rivales and Primer amor haven't aired yet in the states (or at least not in my area).

The Univision network is currently broadcasting Primer Amor and is to begin broadcasting Amigas y Rivales on July 30th.

I think you guys are into "Carita de Angel"

Two words..... RosaLinda

Nice but nasty is right below the surface. FB

Toehead:

You're going to like "Amigas y rivales"...Adamari Lopez is a hot little number...she totally turns my crank...

TVyNovelas is published weekly now...I highly recommend a subscription...tons of photos and excellent info...only $28 a year...

YoungBrig

I'm already going to slightly alter my list...we officially have a tie now at number five:

5.a. Arleth Turan ("Primer amor")
b. Yadhira Carrillo ("El precio de tu amor")

Yadhira Carrillo plays Sandra--the villana-- and simply smolders as she pouts and schemes in an assortment of sexy, tight skirts...

YoungBrig

I haven't seen "Amigas y rivales" yet, so far, at least from her photos, I'm not that blown away by Adamari Lopez (definitely very cute though), I'll have to wait for the show to air.

Another hottie is Natalia Villaveces from "La Baby Sister". She has a spot on the cover of the current TVyNovelas (num21) and a couple pages inside. According to the article shes currently shooting a telenovelas Eroticas for Playboy in Peru, while not pronographic, they will be showing quite abit more skin.

Than theirs one of my all time favorites Sofia Vergara, she use to do a travel show, haven't seen much of her lately.

Toehead:

Yeah, I saw that article on Natalia Villaveces and the photos...What a babe...I haven't seen her yet on "Baby Sister"; perhaps her episodes appear later in the storyline...

Anyway, I did an immediate Google search for her but came up with nothing...once her novela hits there should be some internet action...

Adamari Lopez is indeed a cutie...but she's also got a hot little bod...you'll see...

As for Sofia Vergara, she continues to pop up frequently in TVyNovelas...she had a comedy/variety show that flopped after the travel show...In any event, my Sophia 2001 calender is always near by to keep me company...

YoungBrig

God, "El Juego de la Vida"...Sara Maldonado must be the new teen queen in Mexico...if you are into the young(!) thing, she is absolutely perfect...

She plays Lorena, the ambitious young chica who recently got a job working soccer matches at Estadio Azteca...

Basically all of her teen friends in this novela are hot...

Of particular note, IMHO, is Jacqueline Garcia, who plays Daniela...She looks 18, 19 but I read in my trusty TV y Novelas that she is 25...She is the one with short, reddish-tinted hair...very sexy...

If you are hanging with your chica in her room or elsewhere and a television is available, odds are you are going to get a chance to check out this novela...Do not pass-up the opportunity...

YoungBrig

Pilar Montenegro vs. Paulina Rubio...

With all due respect to Milkman-- who considers "Pau" his dreamgirl-- Pilar is hotter...Anyone seen her video for "Quitame se hombre"?...She is looking really good...

Nice bod, morena, long black hair...Cute face...La Barbie Mexicana they call her...She has been around for awhile, tho, as she used to sing with Garibaldi...has to be late twenties...

Paulina, in the overall, probably has a better catalogue of musica, tho...

YoungBrig

Anybody seen Natalia Paris? (Colombian Model) I'm not into blondes but damn! What a body!

Any of the shows on Univision--including the news programs-- have hotter chicas than any of the Anglo networks. Check out "Despierta America" some morning, or later on "Primer Impacto" Of course the old stand-by is always "Sabado Gigante". Even that Sunday sports show "Republica Deportiva" has world class beauties on it as a matter of course.

Elvaquero:

Yes, I dig that Republica Deportiva show with those sexy meseras...The petite blonde, Claudia, is especially hot...

I am also totally into Vica Andrade on "Al Fin de Semana"...Her 2002 calendar is veryvery nice...

Ninel Conde in TVAzteca's "Como en el cine" is also smokinghot and has a very sexy calendar of which I have seen pics in TV y Novelas, but unfortunately I cannot find the calendar anywhere in Tj...

YoungBrig

Youngbrig,

I forgot one--that show with Cristina on Univision is getting hotter and hotter by the week. Last week they had a mother and daughter on--both putas.