How to speak about chicas and be politically correct.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not KINKY
- She is a CREATIVE SERVICE PROVIDER.

She is not HORNY
- She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not WHINE
-She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She is not a PUTA
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not a TEN PESO WHORE
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

Good one! Here's a few more.

She is not a PROSTITUTE-
She is a GENITAL TECHNICIAN.

Also... She is not a PROSTITUTE-
She is a HUMAN FULFILLMENT SPECIALIST.
(from the movie "Risky Business")

She does not give BBBJ's-
She engages in FULL CONTACT ORAL-PENILE MANIPULATION.

Rumor has it that certain American Patriots would prefer to capture Osama Bin Ladin alive.. Plan is for a sex change operation to include a bad boob job and loose, ugly vagina...

7,000 GI's have volunteered to learn insults in OBL's language so they can verbaly abuse him while each gives it to him in the ass.. Insults pertaining to his/her loose pussy and non-symetrical poor excuse for tits...

7,000 condoms to be issued, the semen will be extracted using turkey basters and the bastard will be force fed to swallow each and every load and repeat "milk does a body good", otherwise he/she gets the acco clips on her/it's tits twisted harder...

Additional plans for similar sex change operations are under way for OBL's "top brass" as well...

Can anyone verify if this rumor is really in the plans? Or perhaps add a better idea?

I've heard a similar rumor, but the idea is just to give him a sex change and send him back to Afghanistan. That alone is his punishment - being a woman in Afghanistan. I call it "poetic justice".

MrBillO^™-

Nah, not a woman in Afghanistan. They're actually sometimes protected by Islamic law. Rather, a woman at that donkey show I just saw in Tijuana ...

Altogringo, It's nice to see that someone else has a full appreciation of binder clips. "Acco" really is that best brand. They "pinch" better.

OK, Book Guy,

Where can we see a donkey show in Tijuana, and what does it cost ?

And do they offer transplant surgery as an option ?

LOL

You didn't see that donkey show that I just saw? C'mon, next time we're down there I'll show it to you. Juuuust a few drinks first, and then, riiiight around THIIIIS corner ... TRUUUUST me ...